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Hey b I deliver your pizza

Ask me anything
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ever came on some?
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>>767757239
Like fucked a customer? Or cum on someone's pizza?
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>>767757295
came on pizza, also did you got offered sex?
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>>767757321
Been offered sex but the woman has gone it before to others so she probably had some kind of STD. I've thought about wanking one out on a repeat no tipper but never did it. Dont want to get fired.
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>>767757204
What're tips like in your town. Is it like mine where only 0.5% of niggers tip you
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who keeps the pizza in the event of an prank call?


who pockets the delivery charge?


is $8 an reasonalbly amount for a tip for 2 large pizzas?
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>>767757204
How the average tipper? I always tip 20% for average service... more for better less for worse
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really that dependend on such a shitty job?

evner fucked up some pizza because a customer was bitching?
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>>767757204
why is their cum stains all over the pizza bag?
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>>767757418

I'm in half ghetto half alright territory so usually 3 4 dollars on a tip


>>767757457

Company keeps the 3 dollar delivery fee

Prank pizzas either we eat or give to homeless

8 dollar tip is wonderful and you're a great person

>>767757494

Honestly 4 or 5 dollars is the average good tip. More and I'll usually delivery to you first or give extra shit. I've even given out extra drinks sometimes
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>>767757850
How old are you?
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>>767757615

Not personally no. And the money is alright. I get to fuck around a lurk on the chans or play vidya if slow.
>>767757678

It's raining today


>>767757924

22
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>>767758024
Ill do my best to continue to tip decent [4 to 5] hapoy trails op
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>>767758362

Thanks anon you too
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My dad also delivers papa johns.

Do you guys have those car toppers with GPS trackers on them?
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>>767757204
Just to let you know, I never tip the pizza guy
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>>767758024
>It's raining today
I did not know cum came from the sky
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>>767758959

Yep

>>767759123

I'm shaking up your drink then


>>767759295

You clearly never fucked an angel then
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How can I scam y'all and get some free pizza?
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>>767760473

Say another location fucked up your order
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Soy
Soyboy
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>>767757204
do you like Phish?
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>>767761133
Who?

>>767761085
No u
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>>767761377
you are literally retarded
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>>767757204
What's it like, working for a Robber-Baron?
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>>767761563
Sucks tbh he needs to stfu and stop talking politics. He already lost a contract to pizza hut
>>767761447
Same
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>>767757204
Would you cum on a customer if she was hot and asked you to because they didn't have a tip?
No fuck but just fapping to her naked body or something?
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>>767762166
Nah. Maybe a blowjob. But just to jerk one out on a girl? I could do that for someone else and still collect tips at work
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