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If the Ferengi are Jews and the Klingon are blacks, then what are the Cardasians?
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Cardasians are Russian.
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>>767755880
Cardasians
CardASIANS
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I'd think they're more akin to British colonialists.
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Can't be, cardasians are normal height.
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>>767756125
That would just be a giveaway then. Plus they would be less scary.
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>>767755989
Klingons are actually Russians.
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>>767756276
Soviet era Russians to be exact.

Only a fucking dumbass would think they're analog to black people.
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>>767756276
Russians aren't black
>>767756329
Klingons are literally black
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Armenians
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>>767755880
You could fit them to a few things. Nazis come to mind pretty readily.
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Germans - of course
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>>767756368
Klingons weren't originally portrayed by black actors. That came later on.


And they literally are analog to the Soviet Union. They're the enemy that's closed off and war like. Star Trek VI is pretty much about the Berlin Wall coming down.
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>>767756446
Racist against Nazis. That's a new one.
>>767756509
> Star Trek VI is pretty much about the Berlin Wall coming down.
I'll have to re-watch. What clues are there?
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>>767756368

You are thinking about worff and his fucking brother, if you had ever watched star trek you would know that not all klingons are black, like for instance chancellor gowron.
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>>767756651
I just finished watching every episode of TNG and Voyager in order. I don't remember and light skinned Klingons
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>>767756594
>Racist against Nazis. That's a new one.
The Cardassians were an impoverished people who gave up their freedoms to the militaristic state which proceeded to expand through conquest. Bonus points in that they put the Bajorans (the other Space Jews) into labor camps and would exterminate them.
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>>767756594
You need fucking clues? It's about a closed off civilization (Soviet Union) opening itself up for peace and presumably trade with the Federation (UN) led by Earth (IE the US) after decades of hostility.
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>>767756710
TOS, bro. TOS. Up your Trek game.
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>>767756833
I don't remember any of that lol. I guess I have to rewatch the movies before moving onto DS9
>>767756934
TOS after DS9
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>>767756934
Klingons were Puerto Ricans, clearly.
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Fascists
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>>767755880
ferengi were actually just Americans. bajorans were jews and cardassians were nazis
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>>767757159
So much hate for the Cardassians. Are the books worth reading?
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>>767757159
>that moment you realize the Federation economy makes no sense whatsoever
At least the Ferengi tried.
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>>767757206
>Star Trek books
No.
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>>767757309
K good. That will save me 6 months of my life
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>>767755880
>Klingon are blacks
Klingons were literally based on the Feudal Japanese:
>Houses of noble warrior families.
>Obsessed with honor.
>They carry swords (bat'leth) and wear armor. >There's infighting among the houses.
>Emperor is a figurehead
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>>767757732
By the time you get to TNG yes, TOS they were Cold War Russians.
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>>767755880
*Kardashians
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>>767757890
Which makes sense because when TNG was being launched the Cold War was ending and the economic war with Japan was heating up.

There was a lot of shit in the late 80s early 90s dealing with anxiety over Japanese business culture invading the US.
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pretty sure they're Armenian originally
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Cardassians are WW2-era Germans, aka Nazis

The question is, what are Romulans?
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>>767755880
russians or mudslimes
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>>767758579
Romans. The name kinda gives it away.
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>>767758673
Mixed with Chinese Communists.
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>>767758673
the romans weren't secretive or xenophobic
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>>767756060
that's the empire dumbass
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>>767755880
Ferangi are space jews. Cardassians are israelis
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Israel. Cardassians are a religious sect, threatened with extinction by a much larger empire. DS9 is basically the equivalent of a US embassy.
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>>767755880
sarkeesian's
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>>767758579
Romulans are Vulcans who don't believe in emotional suppression.
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>>767759201
im talking about the human anaologue
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>>767755880
The Vulcans are Jews. Literally, Leonard Nimoy was a Jew and the LLAP hand gesture is a traditional Jewish symbol. Jews are preternaturally smart, as are Vulcans.

Ferengi are goy Eurocucks. Everyone knows this. Get real, faggot.
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>>767759337
Sorry. Romulans are Iran then I guess?
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>>767759447
Vulcans are 100% chinese.
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>>767759798
nah japanese
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>>767756651
Gowron is the niggest nog in the whole fucking quadrant.
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