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zoo thread
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Zoo is good.
Is this for people who do zoo, people who want to do zoo, or people who would never do zoo but want to watch zoo?
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>>767752434
Anything i guess.
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horse dick? can we get some horse dick?
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>>767752911
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>>767753011
omg yassss
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>>767752562
But what's your interest?
I'm zoo myself, but I like to find out why other people come to threads like this.
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>>767752911
If you are somewhere bestiality is still legal, you could look around. You lurk on zoo places. You could risk legal (trespass) and public shame by fence hopping.
Overall, the best is to get your own property, your own barn and your own equids. The days of being open are past, again. If Whitney Wisconsin wasn't a vacuous fame seeker, she could go to law school and become a viable activist for zoos. Males will fail in any public forum as always rapists and abusers. Some psych's, sexologists and lawyers on our side would be nice but not likely.
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>>767753011
Continue eeee
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>>767753251
I try to be as open as I can be a be about it.almost all of my friends know, and everyone who does know is doesn't care at all.the problem is you can't go against the vocal minority and support it because everyone just goes along with it regardless of their real opinion.
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Kill yourselves you degenerate fucks.
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>>767753251
i know im talking to this guy thats going to break and enter this horse farm or somshit. im not willing to do that, i do have like 3 friends with horses but like how would i ever even think about asking.
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>>767753519
Why?
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>>767753566
Don't do stuff with other people's animals.
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>>767753566
Make a good excuse - learn to clean stalls and feed. Offer to watch the barn if friends are away. Or just offer to help.
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>>767753566
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>>767753720
im not, at this points its a just a fantasea to me but who knows

>>767753749
and thats what i was just thinking
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>>767753566
good way to get your skull caved in by a hoof tbh.
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>>767753931
right they could kick ur mouth through ur feet
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>>767751599
>Wife tells me about time she was doing homework
>at Desk young teenager
>just got home from school still in panties
>She had her legs spread open
>she has little dog started sniffing her thighs
>she started to lick up on top of her panties
>rather then push her away, she said she let her lick through her panties
>she got super wet as the puppy lapped away
>puppy got aggressive and pushed her panties inside
>wife said that tongue was actually kinda hurting her since it was going deep inside
>she said she still came as that was some of her first orgasms. She learned to give herself orgasms by using a vibrating multicolor pen.

She gave me tons of other stories about her pup. She started teaching her to to things.
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>>767753566
People have video monitors now. The risks are high and not worth it.
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>>767754636
yeuh ladies are lucky when dogs smell pussy they go for it, if they smell a shit box they dont lol
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>>767754703
oh never thought of that
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>>767755192
ok i think i get the appeal now that pussy looks sloppy wet as fuck
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>>767754636
So wife said this came a regular thing
>Every day she comes home from school they run up stairs
>parents sometimes home sometimes not
>she said she learned that by not taking a shower puppy would lick more aggressively
>so she would keep that pussy dirty
>she would always keep a tower in her room lays it on floor
>she would lay on her back spread her legs and let the puppy have its treat
>as she started getting more used to it orgasms would get bigger
>she squeezes her legs hard during orgasms and she feared she would hurt her puppy
>she decided to lay next to a book shelf
>removed all the books from the bottom shelf
>puppy runs into that shelf as she lays towel in front of it
>she puts her knees on the sides of the book shelf so she can squeeze as hard as she wants
>puppy laps away at her dirty pussy
>sometimes she said she would put a clean sock in her pussy hole so the pup would focus on her clit
>puppy never really interested in her butthole, always focused on her pussy juice

more?
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>>767755500
please sir
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>>767755500
When I her she could do something haven't had other women do. So once she told me this part of the story it all made sense.
>She said she would use a sock often. She really would get aggressive in licking her hole
>as the orgasm got close then she would pull the sock away and let the pup at it
>one day as she was getting close she pulled the sock away and the pup was licking away deep into her
>she said she got insanely wet and shot out
>it wasnt pee
>she said thats when she learned to squirt
>the pup got scared for a second as she pretty much shot squirt up his nose and all over her face
>but rather then go away she said the pup licked so much more intensely
>this started a series of crazy stores about how she would control her squirt to reward the puppy for her good licking
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>>767753186
Would never do, but like to watch
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>>767756091
Another crazy story that got me insanely turned on
>Wife said it would happen pretty regularly but she was more daring sometimes
>she had a sleep over with friends
>it was one of those couches that had a bed under it
>2 friends would sleep on the bottom she would sleep up on the couch
>late at night everyone is going to sleep but they are all talking girl crap
>puppy starts licking her legs. the sign that she wanted something more
>she said at night she would just wear long tshirts so it was easier to let the pup at it when it was time without getting caught
>her friends could her a nose she said the puppy always chews bones by her legs
>she said she waited a good 10 minutes or so and decided to just let the puppy up to her pussy
>she kept her legs clothes and laid on her side in just a big tshirt
>she would open her ass from behing with her hand and spread her pussy a bit
>puppy went crazy trying to get inside her
>sadly she was fresh from a shower so the scent wasn't there. She said the pup got a little dis interested
>her and her friends are all still talking
>wife said she concentrated a bit and decided to give a little squirt
>her juice rand down her asshole and down her butt
>puppy went crazy and lapped it all up
>she decided to role a little more face down
>spread a little more and let the dog into her pussy
>she would give a little more squirt anytime the puppy needed modication
>she said she cam hard and basically left the couch wet. She didn't know till the morning as the blanket was soaked
>her friends had no clue

wife is good with those silent orgasms where she turns red but doesn't say or do anything. So putting 2 and 2 together she basically was trained to do that. She never had a lock on her door as a kid so she would stay very quiet during her orgasms. Even today giving her oral, she likes to be lapped like I am a puppy, and not normal oral that you typically give women.
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>>767756590
>gif
i would love to know the statistics on how many girls let their dogs do this, bet its higher than ya think
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>>767756590
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>>767756590
One other crazy story I recall that was insanely hot
>As she got older she had a boyfriend
>They almost always did anal as she didn't want to risk getting pregnant
>she said only about half the time she would have orgasms
>She kept her puppy play time secret from her boyfriend. other then me, she hasn't ever told anyone
>Boyfriend almost always wore condom
>One time her bf was in a rush to have sex as he had to go
>condom broke doing anal
>he blew his load deep inside her ass
>he left as she was going to clean up
>she had no orgasm so said fuck it
>puppy is ready to go
>wife said she was at school all day, nice and dirty
>puppy went to town on her sweat after having sex licking her body
>she puts her usual sock to block her pussy hole
>as she is getting licked the cum starts to leak out her ass a bit
>pup gets a hint of it and investigates
>starts licking further down pushes sock aside
>starts licking near her ass
>wife said she never liked her ass being licked. since all she did was anal sex, wasn't something she prefered
>but puppy liked that taste of cum
>"might as well let her clean me up"
>she pushes a bit almost like a fart, pushes more cum out
>she squirts a little, so pulls out the sock
>fuck it, decides to give a big squirt
>she said she shot the pup in the face, neck, but like a good girl, she licked like crazy
**garage door -- Her parents are home
>Almost to orgasm screw it
>Squirt some more lets that dog just drink the squirt like water from a bowl
>licks up that cum thats dripping down her ass
>she builds to a huge orgams
>lays there for a few seconds quivering as puppy cleans her up
>licks down legs as she was sweaty
>Decides to jump in shower rinse off
>She goes down stairs to greet parents after shower
>said her mom/dad were petting the puppy but she was all wet
>"Dog smells funny why is she wet"
>wife said it was from the shower she tried to jump in lol
>Mom makes her wash her
>spends a little while washing her squirt off
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>>767756858
Oh no doubt. When I visit friends and you see big dogs, how they sniff the females vs the men.. its pretty apparent when they are doing shit. Wife is a good girl, so her telling these stories was awesome. A lot of her sexual preferences made a lot more sense after knowing them.
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>>767757157
Moar
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>>767756043
I guess you could say, they like alittle Horseplay
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>>767757789

Yus
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Post real horse pussy, fags, not that fake and gay bullshit.
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>>767757965

Sure
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>>767757157
not a whole lot more. Ill tell one more. Don't want to kill the mode by shortly after the cum clean up her dog was hit by a car and died. They eventually got another pup, but he wasn't interested in licking pussy. So she lost her best friend.

**this was before cum cleanup
>The squirting became a routine thing
>she always had to put down towels in her bedroom floor
>so she would lay them out and squirt
>She could squirt.. seriously 5 foot easy
>she was good for maybe a second orgasm but often puppy would lick her raw
>she said she would start using her pup and her vibrating pen. Those multi color scribe things
>she would put the big end inside her and bate
>let her dog lick her click
>toward orgasm, or give her pup some juice, she would pull out and squirt
>like a good dog, it would lap her juice up
>it would lick it off the towel
>this became a constant thing with her combo pup, and toy

>One night her parents left
>she said her brother would just play playstation 2 (it was during those times)
>she would lay on couch with just a big shirt but wore panties
>her brother was a few year younger not even a teen
>he was sitting on floor
>she would just watch on couch
>Its cold, winter, she decided to grab a blanket
>her pup is sitting with her
>she didn't get her play time after school but it was after shower
>pussy to clean to get a lot of attention
>she said she laid on her side like she was going to nap
>put a hand under the blanket and started swirling her pussy hole
>she finally started getting wet
>said she pulled out and she was a little thick
>she decided to wipe it on her pups nose
>Oh yeah you know what that means
>pup licking the air trying to get some of that thickness of her nose
>she lifts up the blanket lets her friend under
>brother just watching video games
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>>767758106
That's more like it. Damn I want a mare of my own to love, ride, and fuck.
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Moar pussy plz.
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>>767758106
Can the horse even feel that tiny dick fam
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>>767758171
cont..
>Pup starts to lick her on her side
>said her brother could care less he is focused on the game
>rather then spread her young teen butt apart she lays on her back
>she said she was totally getting off knowing her pup was eating her out while her brother was only a few feet away
>problem is she was forgetting something? oh well to late
>puppy is licking hard but ouch to deep
>pups some of the blanket into her pussy hole
>licking her clit fast
>decides to give a reward.. pulls blanket out and squirts for her good girl
>after a little clean up puts blanket back
>few minutes of intense clit action
>brother still oblivious to his big sister getting an orgasm by the family dog
>wife said she was getting close
>pulled blanket out
>give a little squirt
>oh SHIT.. waaaaayyyyyy big orgasm
>squirted like a gallon of water massive squirt
>to much for puppy to lap up
>cant stop still having orgasm
>OH she forgot a towel
>fuck the couch is getting soaked
>blanket still covering everything
>brother hits pause
>he runs to the bathroom to take a piss
>throws off blanket looks at couch
>its a huge circle of cum all around puppy lapping at it
>has a drink of water on the table.. idea
>spills water on couch, little on her shirt
>brother comes back says what happend
>said she spilled her drink

Little later parents come home towel is on couch ask what happened. Said she spilled water. She never really cleaned it up too well so her cum basically soaked into that couch for good.
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I don't have any other webms.
You guys should share yours.
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>>767753011
Plez moar liek dis
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>>767758700
I would but I don't want to get b&, but I guess I'll post a nice pussy since it's not technically porn.
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If you're on Android:
>download clover dev version
>Add 8ch as site
>Add zoo board
>???
>Profit
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>>767756858
The only study that really has ever been done was Kinsey's surveys on sexuality in the 1950's, early 1960's. That put reported animal contacts at between 3% and 5% of the population. Maybe more who have fantasies but don't take actions ( Read Nancy Friday's books "My Secret Garden" and "Men in love")
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I'd love to share my massive collection of mare/zoo webms, but much like other anons say I don't wanna be banned.

Last time I shared any I had to fight a ban for nearly a month. You're better off just looking it up.

Even though it's fully legal to view/download in the states, it's not at all welcome here.
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>>767759426
>>767759025
Don;'t know why everyonev doesn't just go to cripplechan for their webm stuff.
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>>767758106
Can you get an STD from a horse
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>>767759656
Yes, Mr. Hand died because a horse gave him STD
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>>767759506
Well I have plenty of content, over 25GB of horses alone, but I can't really post it since I'll get b& which most are videos anyway.

>>767759656
No. It's actually much safer to fuck an animal than a human for that reason.
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>>767759746
>>767759693
So which is it
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>>767759693
>STD
>From horse
Mr. Hands died from fisting, amigo.
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Can i post the guy fucking a snake? Or is that a ban?
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>>767759836
nono, he died from a rare std called imperus penis
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>>767759817
No, you can't. The other guy is just being retarded and baiting, Mr. Hands died from eternal bleeding.

And btw, the video that always gets posted wasn't the one he died from. He got fucked by horses regularly, so that was just one of the times.

>>767759884
As far as I know they ban for actual porn and penetration, but are more lenient with just showing genitalia without being outright pornographic.
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>>767757555
Nice trips and that is so fucking hot
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>>767751599
>>767755192
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>>767758106
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>>767759025
Anyone know sites for watching this stuff that aren't packed with too many pop-ups and shit?
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>>767760966
Just torrent "Best Mare Pack" from TPB.
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>>767759746
where do you get this video content? any recommended sites?
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>>767761439
See >>767761052
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>>767759746
>but I can't really post it since I'll get b&
Here, sure but there's a whole board over on 8ch for Zoo shit.
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>>767761524
Yes, I'm very much aware as I was going to it since the board itself was created. Don't know why people post that all the time when literally everyone knows already.
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>>767759426
any sites you can recommend?
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>>767761052
>>767761499

that ones decent but has its limitations. there are streaming sites out there that have a lot of other content. I've been to a good one but forgot the name
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Kinda surprised this thread is still up. Have a couple horse cocks for the cock lovers.

Also this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h2dJ-JUzhVs
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wheres the pink horse pussy
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>>767762126
What's wrong with the back of his legs?
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>>767763336
Scab or scraped-away-hair?
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>>767763070
Mm, love that one. Such a nice, pretty pink. I want to suck a big horse cock like that.

>>767763336
A lot of animals have that, dogs too. I'm not sure exactly what it is, but it's normal.
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>>767762201
it starts with mares and before you know it you're worshiping your stallion master's giant breeding tool
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>>767751599
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>>767763410
The scabs, I guess. The yellow parts.

>>767763423
Really? Do you know what they're called?
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>>767763617
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>>767762111
checked
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>>767751599
i havent seen this stuff at the zoo before.
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>>767763837
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>>767759311
Omnichan is better Anon-senpai
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>>767751599
My first girlfriend gave a handjob to her horse because i told her too. She was 13
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>>767763582
chestnut/ergot
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>>767763891
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>>767763971
Interesting. Apparently they are vestigal toes that sometimes present on modern breeds.
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>>767763951
I'd love to try that, just feel that huge cock in my hands.
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>>767763896
How
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>>767764132
Someone is getting their cosplay mixed up with horse cocks again. On that note I would love to see more of her, she looks amazing.
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I want to but wont so I settle for these
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>>767764334
nm I found her...
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>>767764958
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>>767758106
got an erection with this... not proud of it i must say
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>>767765435
You know that looks amazing
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>>767757500
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>>767756043
huge horse udders are so fucking hot
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>>767758106
looks comfy
anyone tried this?
where do i find a horse with no one arrond?
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White women are always breaking into zoos to have sex with the monkeys.
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>>767767109
>udders
That second pic is of balls
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>>767758667
Post dog licking vids
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>>767753011
Wow that's fucked up .....i like it
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