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Odds hit the booze and evens stay sober.
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>>767748166
Rolling for the boozing
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>>767748166
Too late already cracked open a can.
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>>767748166

Stop drinking.
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Sure, why not.
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>>767748166
Let's see...
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>>767748166
I refuse to stay sober tonight again.
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This will determine whether I go to the gym or the liquor store later today.
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Putting my wife's son asleep as her and Chad go to "work." Apparently they work at the same lab. It's fine though, once he falls asleep I will be able to do the dishes without any interruptions. And since I asked my wife if she had any plans tonight, and she said no (we) didn't, I hope I get odds so I can drink my craft beer.

Has anyone ever heard of Elysian beer? I bought their Space Dust brew. It's a God tier beer.
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>>767748166
i hate being sober
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rollerino
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Roll
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too early in the day plus puked last night
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>>767748914
Ouch received evens. Look like it's no beer today.
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>>767748166
Ey
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If dubs I'm shoving a bottle up my butt.
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>>767749426
roll
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>>767748166
>weight last fall: 145 pounds
>6-10 beers every day
>weight now: 167 pounds
what the fuck I look pregnant.
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I already started
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>>767748166
roll
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>>767749552
Fuck that reroll
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>>767749571
that's better
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>>767748166
roll
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>>767748166
rollerino
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>>767748166
Lets see
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Rollin
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>rolling
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Cause your friends don't drink and if they don't drink, well, they're are no friends of mine.
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Roll
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This is her
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i wanna get drunk but don't want to get fat.
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>>767748237
Join me. Two beers downed on an empty stomach. Heading for a third. Suicide is about a week away.
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>>767748166
i have a Jack daniels honey in the cabinet, ok, here we go, lets see
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>>767752433
No thanks. Suicide is for pussies.
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R
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>>767752526
No one said you had to suicide.
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roll
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drink up.
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I needs it bruh
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>>767752838
or not.
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rolls
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ez odd
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rollin
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Gg
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fate
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re
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>>767748166

Rollin
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i just want a drink man. i just want to sooth the pain
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rolling eventhough I'm already drunk...
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Gonna drink anyway, roll
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>>767753419
Have a drink on my dubs. I am >>767753422
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>>767753419
I hear you man. Nearly done with my third. Wish I had some weed to create the greatest cocktail.
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Im at the point where ive been waking up and sipping from my bottle and taking tobacco-laced bong-hoots all day and playing videogames.. my parents keep sending me money because they think I work and go to school.. but I spent the money on an xbox and cant even afford my bills, so ill be asking for more money. everyday I'm just thinking about how im going to get my next drunk/high and what I should order for food, what games and movies I should play, while my family back home actually works and has no idea im such trash. Im struggling to break out of this literal child's mentality and get a career to pay them all back. I am so fucked. Anyways, rolling, otherwise I wait till 5pm
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As if
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>>767753741
I hear you man.
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rollorino
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>>767748166
very well.
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Let's stay sober and safe. Not really I'm going out and getting the tequila right now
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Lets take a drink
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Alcohol is bad, anon
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>>767754356
Re-rolling so this guy can drink
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>>767754356
Reroll
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was wasted yesterday, don't you force me to do this again
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Henry Rollins
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>>767748394
Saved. Thanks anon...
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go
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>>767748794
Dude do both like me. But I'm a freaking alcoholic though.
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r-a-r-a-rooooollllll
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>>767748914
Yes. Elysian is good stuff but pricey.
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>>767748166
This is my rollerino.
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haven't been drunk this year yet
it's not really fun anymore... is that... good?
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>>767748166
Roll
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k
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imma try
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>>767748166
plz odds
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>>767755178
Why God?? Whyyyyyyyy????
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Roll
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>>767748166
If I can't drink, I'm just gonna smoke weed
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>>767748166
gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood le tme drink that blood
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>>767755457
thats it jesus lets see how many i can drink till u die again
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Roll
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Rolling for the weed
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forever drunk i want to be forever drunk
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>>767748166
Rolling
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Okay
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>>767748166
Roll
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Roll Alex fucking retard piece of shit
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>>767748166
roll
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>>767748166
ok
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I’m a alcoholic come on evens just one day
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>>767748166
Fuck cinco de mayo that’s for brown people. Budweiser and cocaine today
>makes me feel good while making me feel worse at the same time
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>>767748914
>typical craft beer drinker
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Lets hope for even, im at work..
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>>767748166
Hopefully Im not the boring sober guy tonight
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>>767757275
fuck yea
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>>767748166
Roll
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Henry Rollins
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>>767748166
Saturdayrell
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>>767756857
Turning a vice into a hobby really makes you feel better about it. Never mind that it makes you appreciate the taste over getting blitzed
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I'm already drinking.


So what's up /b/ros ?
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>>767757444
trip evens means you've gotta be even more sober than sober, guy. Drink plenty of water
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>>767757636
Sup guy
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>>767757815
I have really poor conversational (is this a word ?) skills so I don't really know where to go from here
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>>767757967
According to girls on facebook this is the part where you send him/her a pic of your junk
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>>767757444
Ian Mackaye
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>>767752666
wtf no one's going to check these satanic trips?
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I'll probably end up drinking regardless
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>>767752666
What would you have me do instead, my dark lord?
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>>767758296
What if I don't have a dick anon ?


I'm a girl btw
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Roll
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>>767748166
roll
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>>767757967
You’re doing great. I’m heavily entertained thank you for that
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>>767748166
Roll
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Ok
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>>767752433
>I drank two beers
>imma kill myself

Fuckin child
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>>767758458
Maybe meet up and throw fists on the street? This situation is new to me.
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>>767752433
I'm here with you bro
>>767758503
If I was a girl I'd send a pic of my tits but unfortunately the only round erogenous parts of my body are my balls.
>>767758591
Shut your god damn mouth you cocksucking bigot
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>>767758591
yeah the two beers is why I want to suicide
>being this nigged
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>>767748166
odds
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>>767758792
I guess the only appropriate course of action for the both of us would be lick our own hands like dogs and scream at the top of our lungs our most embarassing secrets.
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Got a couple of cans of cider in the fridge
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>>767758894
3 down. Good to have you here with us.
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>>767748166
get me drunk and fuck me dad
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Already a bit drunk but not motivated enough to open a new one.
So evens is stop and odds is wasting myself up
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Yyrr
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>>767759232
Fuvk
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>>767749511
How much does a beer contain?
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Yeet
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>>767759221
Now you have to drink.
Do it.
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rolling
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Rollie pollie
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I already started tho...
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I don't have booze anyways.
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>>767748166
roll
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I'm hitting the booze either way, I just want to believe its fate and not alcoholism. Rolling.
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>>767748166
Hell yeah! rolling!!
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>>767752378
Vodka my friend
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>>767759504
Fuck this thread!
Drinking anyway!!
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Trying to get woozy off the boozy
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>>767752514
Jack honey is delish
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>>767759353
>>767759221
Going to start with a left over bottle of sparkling wine and see what the night brings
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>>767748166
Yoyo
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Odds gretta
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>>767759321
150 (typical American light beers)-350 calories(ipas, amber ales, craft stuff)
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rollsnan\
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>>767748166
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VzPDWJtY-K0
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>>767759040

No. Ladies, you two should strip down completely naked, clip clothespins on your nipples, tie yourselves up with jumper cables, and drink mayonnaise from the jar through a straw.
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>>767748166
ROLL
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>>767748166
>He is the author...
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Rollin
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>>767759810
I thought more of how much liquid 0.3 or 0.5? Also your beer belly is caused not only by the calories but also the hop which contains pseudo estrogens. that's also why many veteran beer drinkers get those saggy beer tits
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But I don't drink?
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>>767759988
This sounds like a scam but the only way to make sure it is would be to try it.
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Rall
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RAWLONONE
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>>767759988
Alright now that i'm really starting to get drunk I have to be as much socially plausible as possible.

I love you
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Roll
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>>767748394
wtf whoever typed that is a fucking faggot.

not even saying the message is bad (try and improve life so you don't feel so desperate for escapism via alcohol/drugs) but holy shit he chose the cringiest way to try and put it into words. fuck
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>>767759988
Erm Im a dude. Only one of us said they were female. I'll do it for a high five on my penis tho
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>>767748166
rollerino
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>>767761105
whoah man youre so bad ass
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>>767748166
Roll I want to drink but debating it this will settle it once for all
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>>767761368
Mee your so meep meep my meep
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Rollin..
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>>767761510
Although 0 is even listen to me and just fucking drink.


DRINK FAGGOT
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Beer?
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Cheers! Might fap aswell
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>>767761368
just making an observation. if it seemed like i was trying to inflate my ego or look cool, that wasn't intended. idk how i could have worded it differently to not seem like that either.
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>>767748166
Rollin
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>>767748166
Sure, it's a saturday
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Rollin
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>>767758894
Bigoted against who? People who drink like pussies and whine about life?

>>767758935
I didn't say that, im saying your a dumb cunt AND you drink like a woman.
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Damn welp there goes my sunday
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>>767748166
Time to hit tha dope, ho
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>>767748166
roll me a lucky one
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>>767748166
rawl
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>>767748166
lets find out if im gonna drink alone
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>>767748166
I'll probably end up drinking anyway
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>>767748166
Time furrr some boozzzz
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Hit it
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>>767748166
rollingggg
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rolly veggy
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rollin for the booze
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>>767763482
>this nigged
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>>767748166
Rollan
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