Putting my wife's son asleep as her and Chad go to "work." Apparently they work at the same lab. It's fine though, once he falls asleep I will be able to do the dishes without any interruptions. And since I asked my wife if she had any plans tonight, and she said no (we) didn't, I hope I get odds so I can drink my craft beer.
Has anyone ever heard of Elysian beer? I bought their Space Dust brew. It's a God tier beer.
Im at the point where ive been waking up and sipping from my bottle and taking tobacco-laced bong-hoots all day and playing videogames.. my parents keep sending me money because they think I work and go to school.. but I spent the money on an xbox and cant even afford my bills, so ill be asking for more money. everyday I'm just thinking about how im going to get my next drunk/high and what I should order for food, what games and movies I should play, while my family back home actually works and has no idea im such trash. Im struggling to break out of this literal child's mentality and get a career to pay them all back. I am so fucked. Anyways, rolling, otherwise I wait till 5pm
I have really poor conversational (is this a word ?) skills so I don't really know where to go from here
I'm here with you bro
If I was a girl I'd send a pic of my tits but unfortunately the only round erogenous parts of my body are my balls.
Shut your god damn mouth you cocksucking bigot
No. Ladies, you two should strip down completely naked, clip clothespins on your nipples, tie yourselves up with jumper cables, and drink mayonnaise from the jar through a straw.
I thought more of how much liquid 0.3 or 0.5? Also your beer belly is caused not only by the calories but also the hop which contains pseudo estrogens. that's also why many veteran beer drinkers get those saggy beer tits
wtf whoever typed that is a fucking faggot.
not even saying the message is bad (try and improve life so you don't feel so desperate for escapism via alcohol/drugs) but holy shit he chose the cringiest way to try and put it into words. fuck
just making an observation. if it seemed like i was trying to inflate my ego or look cool, that wasn't intended. idk how i could have worded it differently to not seem like that either.