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Today is my 26th birthday. Ask me anything.

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Today is my 26th birthday.

Ask me anything.
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congratulations
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>>767748035
Thank you.
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how many girls did you fuck in your life?
how long is your longest relationship?
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>>767748136
>how many girls did you fuck in your life?
1. Overrated
>how long is your longest relationship?
Never had one.
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Coke or pepsi
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anything?
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>>767748539
Coke. What kinda faggot do you take me for?

>>767748607
Nah i'm good.
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When will you kys?
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>>767749126
Idk really. What's a good age to do it?
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Youre not that interesting
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Whens your birthday?
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>>767750247
I know.

>>767750421
Yesterday i think
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>>767747985
what has you turning 26 got to do with anything?
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>>767747985
How many girls have you fucked and how many of them let you put it in their ass?
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>>767749498
188
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>>767747985
10 more days and I'll be the same. I hate getting old
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happy birthday, man. I hope things get better for you
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happy birthday friend i hope you have a good day
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>>767747985
You look really old for someone less than 1/2 my age.
happy B~day
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>>767750672
So you can ask how pathetic my life is i guess

>>767750738
Fucked 1 girl. I didn't ask to put it in her ass because it fucking STANK! Like holy christ, it's one thing as a fantasy, but even when fucking her from behind i would bend my head backwards when she wasn't looking to avoid the stink rising up to my nose

>>767750782
Wow, kill me now then because fuck lingering for that long.

>>767750808
suicide pact when?

>>767750929
>>767750901
>>767750841
Thank you very much fellas.
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>>767749126
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>>767747985
it's my birthday too. nearly lost my virginity last night.
>good to go
>forget condoms
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>>767753091
Happy birthday man.
And don't beat yourself up over it. It really is not as great as some people would have you belive. I've had far better faps. You'll get there one day
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>>767747985
I remembered when I turned 26. The sky became grey, food started losing its taste, started to not get so lucky with the ladies, and had an uneasy feeling that my life was starting to circle the drain. I'm 28 now and considering doing cocaine.
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>>767753875
>had an uneasy feeling that my life was starting to circle the drain.
>I'm 28 now and considering doing cocaine.
Were you a stoner at 26 as well?
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>>767753473
thanks anon. im not crazy over losing it like some people but that time seemed right. she's was cool about it so im sure they'll be other times
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>>767754792
How old are you? And is this girl interested in you?
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>>767755346
23 and yeah we've been friends for years and in grew into something else. just gotta start keeping condoms on me and im good.
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>>767747985
i've turned 31 today
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