Rate my cousin's cave. She's 12.
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Rate my cousin's cave.
She's 12.
>>767747128
seems pretty cool
super metroid
MGS
nirvanna
Either cool or just cliche
>>767747128
I'll rape your cousins cave
>>767747128
comfy/10
>>767747430
Not much of a cliche, she's hypers.
>>767747456
I protec.
>>767747467
=)
>>767747128
10/10.
What does she use the mic for?
>>767748081
Singing and Fortnite.
>>767747128
great. another spoiled brat.
>>767747128
I don't belive you have a cousin.
Enjoy your cave.
looks pretty comfy
>>767747128
Why the infographic of faggy looking cars
>>767747128
I'm 30 and I can't keep my shit this organized.
>>767748388
I wish you could see it otherwise.
>>767748488
I'm not dead!
>>767748559
Yeah =)
>>767748584
I think some of it is just stuff to cover the walls with something big enough.
where is she anand?
>>767747128
noice
>>767748635
Once you lose the will to keep repeating the cleaning cycles, just make one big clean up and then always remove the little things as they go. Everything else will just get dust, but won't become non-organized.
>>767748648
Right now? In Fortnite probably.
>>767748777
Noice trips, too!
>>767747128
Not op 3 Photos in the right
>>767748836
have her fart in a jar and send it to the first anon to fill roll quads
>>767748840
Pardon?
>>767749004
I think I never smelled her farts actually. Is that even possible?
>>767747128
Future camwhore material
>Cobain at the top
Otherwise, gud setup/10
>>767749154
I can wait 6 years
>>767749137
braaaaaaaaap
>>767747128
must be horrible in the summer
>>767747128
is she hot
>>767749154
>>767749215
I don't she's heading that way, anon =)
>>767749182
Mm.
>>767749252
Mm?
>>767749302
We're usually not in the cave during summer. Can't comment when she's solo, though.
>>767749429
Anne Frank 2.0.
>>767749437
giv cousin milkies
>>767749545
I had to go buy milk bottles once for her fam, does that count?
>>767747128
But does she have qt feet?
>>767749437
get out normie
>>767747128
>12
OK son
this is a year old reddit post
>>767749729
Yes!
>>767749745
I was outside all day long!
>>767749763
>>2208385
>>767747128
gib cousin op
>>767750449
Mine!
>>767749493
nice
>>767749949
How qt are the feet? From 1-10
Rate my setup
>>767751102
That's why I'm worried about Trump. Jk lol, I don't care.
>>767751215
8-9. They're clean with good skin. Long toes.
>>767751547
Missed opportunity for taking pic of this thread!
>>767751751
No way those are her's...
>>767751547
you fat fuck,dont eat spoonfuls of butter
>>767747467
This was my first thought
>>767748388
this was my second thought
>>767747456
(this was actually my first thought. I've been here too long.)
>>767751751
Do you fantasize about her?
Also related, why do you have a pic of her feet?
It's cozy, for sure. I'd still want a window somewhere.
Wait wait wait. Cousinfu?
>>767751751
you gonna hit it or what my guy
Rate my setup
>>767751818
>>767751902
I cropped it from a bigger picture. I visit during summer mostly so we're feet-naked there all the time.
>>767751867
Be nice!
>>767751897
I guess that's natural...
>>767751902
Yep.
>>767752059
Look harder!
>>767752075
Is that a new word?
>>767752109
I feel like it's bound to happen.
>>767752215
Has she shown any kind of attraction to you?
>>767752215
Jealous if you get to touch her feet.
Miss it to massage a qt pair
Newfags need to learn how to reverse image search
Op is a fag
>>767752212
>no ps4pro
Pleb
>>767752212
virgin/10
>>767747128
If anyone actually thinks this is legit a 12 y/o girls room, they're completely out of touch with reality,
>>767752600
This
>>767752600
If my daughter will be into video games that much I'd gladly do that for her
>>767752502
You're either blind or retarded.
>>767751547
classic
>>767748643
Not the guy who posted that comment but, what other way is there to see it?
>>767751547
nothing special, pretty shitty, good luck on that keto diet tho
>>767747128
Another faggot with way too much money for their age.
>>767752472
Lul, newfags too embarrassed to respond
>>767751751
Moar?
>>767752212
Looks like a streaming house!
>>767752328
Oh, yes. Plenty. Mostly goofy flirt.
>>767752330
I never touched them for the sole reason to just touch them, but I did during a thing we played (non-lewd).
>>767752472
I can photoshop every day, too.
>>767752600
>>767752617
No need to samefag. Also, it is legit =)
>>767752633
That is nice!
>>767752658
>>767753045
>>767753170
Be nice!
>>767752746
She's a good hypers. Not a brat.
>>767753240
It's a photoshop, sweetie.
>>767753438
:p
>>767753517
>I never touched them for the sole reason to just touch them, but I did during a thing we played (non-lewd).
What 'play'?
>>767753565
Something if she can hold me with her legs in the air, lol.
>>767753640
I doubt that
>>767751751
>>767753748
I honestly have no idea. It was a horrifying experience!
>>767753785
Are you... are you a priest?
>>767747128
So she’s your Older Cousin.
>>767747128
i can't believe she built that by herself
i'll rate your uncle's hard work as 10/10, top comf
>>767753853
My uncles have kids all over the age range.
>>767753858
Her brothers (2) helped a lot.
>>767753839
maybe
>>767747128
lol faggot
>>767747128
Overpampered, to say the least
>>767747128
nirvana sucks dick. your cousin is a tool
>>767752212
you should start renting out that room as an arcade
faggot
>>767751751
I wanna lick them badly
>>767753941
>>767753986
Mm.
>>767753959
Is that a Star Citizen mouse?
>>767754024
>>767754043
How rude.
>>767753959
>calls other people faggots
>plays call of duty
>>767754071
I would too, actually :P
>>767754094
Might be the box of condoms that is hidden as COD box.
>>767753959
>guy fawkes mask
>matrix background
>edgelord mouse
now show us your fedora collection
meep
>>767754072
>How rude.
sorry i know pointing out how shit nirvana is can be offensive to shallow people who think they're deep
>>767747128
Looks cool.
>>767747128
12 yr old with nirvana posters. fuck off its your cave just admit and move on yes it is nice YOUR cave is nice faggot
I put this little setup together for my 10 year old nephew when he visits. Sometimes I use it too, just to get to know his games
>>767747128
op reddit reposting nigger
>>767753959
faggotry supreme
>>767753959
You took this off of reddit you dumb faggot
https://www.reddit.com/r/battlestations/comments/60lazo/minimalistic_isnt_my_thing/
>>767754202
that's so cool. you can almost see his inverted penis
>reverse image search
>>767748388
>great. another spoiled brat.
Maybe. But at least the shit is mostly useful. It's not like a collection of shoes or some shit.
>>767754198
>12 yr old with nirvana posters
yeah as soon as a 12 year old with a 101 iq smokes weed and find out he killed himself they are susceptible to the longstanding myth that nirvana isn't a mediocre garage band
>>767747128
10/10
>>767754140
Pretty sure fedora no longer exists. Unless you're Notch and have mental issues.
>>767754152
You should attend your mails to keep the world spinning, anon.
>>767754163
I think they have some good songs and it's a world affair's band and is going to that way for the rest of our days.
>>767754171
Ye!
>>767754198
She likes Cobey!
>>767754202
You're naked, anon!
>>767754212
Nope.
>>767754249
If you think I'm clicking on anything posted on /b/, you're mistaken.
>>767754130
But I really wanna worship them
>>767754072
Are you JarJar Binks?
>>767754285
Reverse image search is completely useless and proves nothing in 99% cases.
>>767754309
It's a good band.
>>767754311
Dubs 10s!
>>767754333
Your trips speak the truth! How would you worship them?
>>767754355
How rude.
>>767747128
>when you kid hires a decorator
>>767754317
>If you think I'm clicking on anything posted on /b/, you're mistaken.
>just a reddit link
i see right through you
>>767754453
She has two super old bros (35)
>>767754482
I don't care what kind of a link you think it is, lol.
>>767754413
Confirmed: OP is JarJar Binks.
>>767754413
>It's a good band.
if i heard them at a local party i would able to tune them out just fine. they should never have gotten a record deal
>>767754413
>How would you worship them?
Massage them daily. Kiss her toes, lick her soles...
>>767747128
She's a cool 12 year old, when i was 12 my room looked like a shit hole tbh still does
Seems slightly claustrophobic but apart from that.....
Stand by coz I'm about to post my pit.
>>767754521
Mada a big poo poo!
>>767754538
I don't care about that, my dude. I just know few songs and I know he was a big deal. Having people you look up to is important.
>>767754562
Sounds nice =) Maybe we can do each one feet, lol.
>>767754583
Ohno!
>>767754619
D:
>>767747128
How the fuck are we supposed to rate your cousins cave when you've only posted pictures of her room? How can we rate her cave when you're not even prepared to post pics of her pussy?
>>767754246
Shit is true, didn't know it was from a cook book though
>>767754708
That escalated slowly.
>>767754668
Lol, it's Doo Doo not Poo Poo.
>>767754619
>>767754790
That proves I'm not a Ja Ja!
>>767754848
It sure does.
>>767754668
>I just know few songs and I know he was a big deal.
only reason people still listen to nirvana as opposed to other grunge bands is because he killed himself. that's it.
>Having people you look up to is important.
an incompetent songwriter with a terrible singing voice who got addicted to drugs and killed himself
>>767747128
12 year olds need to start getting back to the old ways. Less screens and more outdoor activities.
>>767754848
Ja, ja!
>>767747128
good lord, she must be an only child in a well off family.
yes, this is envy
>>767754961
So did Elvis. It's called being a human.
>>767754975
We're out in the summer almost nonstop. She's my great outdoodooder.
>>767754986
=)
>>767754991
She's one of 3. They rich, we too.
>>767754975
>12 year olds need to start getting back to the old ways. Less screens and more outdoor activities.
in other words they need to be bored out of their mind so you can better identify with them. if they had internet 500 years ago people wouldn't have had to go to a hanging to have a good time
Fuck you op
>>767754202
>>767755129
Where you from? Saudi? You write like a saudi.
>>767755144
>Fuck you op
>>767755129
>So did Elvis. It's called being a human.
so literally every person is someone to look up to? elvis was also a hack who got famous doing shitty covers of blues songs. he admitted he originally did his singing voice as a joke and his producer or whoever told him to keep doing it
>>767754991
>Rich families can't support 2 kids.
Also...
>only child
>Sister
You didn't think that comment through did you anon?
>>767755139
We have good times outside and we're almost never bored when I raid her during summers. We do bikes, too! And some light trailin.
>>767755144
How rude.
>>767755220
Lol, no. But we were in Dubai once. Big buildings and azure islands!!
>>767755247
I feel like if I have to spend energy to explain anything like this I already failed. You do you, I do me with my cousinfu.
>>767755296
She has two older bros.
How come kids are so sophisticated these days? like fuck. They just skip over all the traditional kid experiences and go straight to dressing like adults, using contour makeup kits, rolling blunts and having awesome rooms like this one.
The fuck. I literally overhead my 13 year old cousin telling her friend how to massage the prostate while they were drinking coffee. I cringed, there is no innocence anymore.
Why even have an age of consent anymore, there are no more kids these days.
>>767755546
She had great help from her two bros, but she's pretty smart and open about the world. There's no grooming, there's no fault play. She's as curious about stuff as I ever was when I was 15. The progress cannot be stopped.
But more importantly, it's because kids are human beings, too. Age limitations to anything is an artificial concept and violation of universal human rights; made by idiots due to religion / taboo back in the day and it still persists to this day. Fear not though, the revolution is already in the cooking and all pedohaters will be put in prison/sued/permabanned in mere 50 years as homohaters are dealt with now.
>>767752212
I'm more of a fine furniture kind of guy, but that's because I'm a snob. I actually really like our setup. Makes me wish I hadn't gone for what I needed to impress company and females.
>>767753517
stop LARPing
>>767747128
I'd marry this cave.
https://www.reddit.com/r/battlestations/comments/60lazo/minimalistic_isnt_my_thing/
Whatever you say pal
>>767755491
>We have good times outside and we're almost never bored when I raid her during summers. We do bikes, too! And some light trailin.
kids who like outdoor activities should do them and kids who like indoor activities should do them. no need to lament the fact that some kids like doing computer more than moving around outside
>>767747430
Nirvana sucks ass
>>767755491
>I feel like if I have to spend energy to explain anything like this I already failed.
doesn't require energy to defend something easily defensible. your opinion that a lame turd is a heroic figure is just plain dumb and you should discard it
>>767747128
>Kurt Cobain
>Lorde
At first I thought you're trolling and that is your own neckbeard paradise. Now I buy the story and all I can say is "get the fuck out".
>>767755925
Nice photoshop.
>>767755983
Me too =D
>>767756056
I'm not clicking any links from /b/, lol.
>>767756088
I'm too old not to see the joy of being outside. VR and computers are never getting close to that feeling of having your sun in your fucking face after sleeping in mountains and having comfy cousinfu snugles to warm your heart during morning tea.
Go outside, go live. I understand being inside. It's not bad. It's a good life. A happy life. I just say there's so much more, dude. The Earth is amazing and every single introfag should feel it. I wish they would. All of them.
>>767756200
Whatever helps you fall asleep, anon :)
>>767756220
How rude.
>>767755790
too many long words;dr
>>767747128
Just reverse image search you newfags
>>767755879
Everyone I know has always known I'm a gamer, if you go out into the rest of my place you just can't tell. This room is isolated, it's my man cave for a lack of better words.
>>767756244
>that feeling of having your sun in your fucking face after sleeping in mountains and having comfy cousinfu snugles to warm your heart during morning tea.
you just described a long stretch of time where two boring people do and say nothing
>Go outside
no
>go live.
i'm living right now don't have to look at a tree to do it
>I understand being inside. It's not bad. It's a good life. A happy life. I just say there's so much more, dude.
not really you just personally prefer an outdoor aesthetic
>The Earth is amazing and every single introfag should feel it. I wish they would. All of them.
there is no intellectual content here whatsoever. maybe you've spent so much time outside doing nothing that you forgot how to think substantive thoughts and articulate them
>>767756444
I agree. I'm sorry. I wish I could write it shorter.
>>767756479
Reverse image search never proves anything.
>>767756284
>Whatever helps you fall asleep, anon :)
it's 420 nigga i've only been up for 5 hours
>>767747128
Actual true story inbound:
>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>tell my father this
>laughs uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down
>>767756546
Are you autistic, try it for yourself faggot
>>767756545
Do whatever makes you happy, I'm not here to argue with you, you cannot change my views and I won't change yours. Maybe one day you will see =)
>>767756578
Yea, but you will go to sleeps at some point again!
>>767747128
Because all my life I've wanted to be cute like an anime girl. Everynight I fantasize about being a bright-colored hair teenage girl getting my virgin holes stuffed and stretched by Onii-chan and his friends, getting my hair tugged, being choked by a 95" meatsword, getting my face plastered in cummies from a bukkake sesh, and being told that I've been a good kitty as master busts into my stomach. I think all of this stems from the desire to be a girl, or at least treated like one. That's all I ever wanted since the beginning, to be touched and treated like the naughty girl I was born to be and know I am at my core...
I mean, uhh, I like the art style.
>>767756674
I don't like green texts, NANI
>>767756677
I don't have to try anything, lol.
>>767756752
>>767756779
>>767756798
>>767756824
>>767756878
>>767756891
Is that from a new horror movie?
>>767756088
It's not the fact of what the kid enjoys doing it's the fact they spend almost every hour of every day sat down.
I can't argue TBH coz I'm just as bad when I'm left to my own devices.
Point is, kids do need some encouragement to exercise.
Problem been most parents do it wrong. Instead of nagging them they should give them an incentive. Pay them to wash the car or mow the lawn?
>>767756959
I think I made someone angry, lol.
bout to fuck my cousin lol
>>767756992
Overwatch!
>>767747128
Would bang hard/10
>>767757032
The chair can barely hold two people!
>>767757095
Magic!
>>767757122
>>767757155
I have been forced to play Minecraft couple of times. It is true.
>>767747128
lying cuck
>>767756779
Groot Porn?
>>767757201
Not aware of any lies, sweet darling anon.
>>767757217
>>767757329
No in mood to check random webms, sorry anon.
>>767752212
not your setup attention fag
>>767756798
All the other pics of this... person are weird. She (I think) looks kinda cute here though. Would love to spend an evening shaving her.
>>767756920
reverse search it faggot
>>767757419
Reverse search is never proof to anything, sweet darling anon.
>>767757476
nigga you really are retarded arent you, it comes up with some faggot ass reddit link, maybe you should fuck off back to there soyboy
How bout some shit that isn't stolen off reddit? Fuck your incel caves.
>>767747128
>She's 12.
MODS !!!!!!!!!111
>>767757799
No need to be angry, anon. Just find something that makes you happy instead of trying to prove something that is not true =)
>>767757835
Not aware of anything being stolen from any website, sweetie.
>>767757852
Pardon?
>>767757835
Fuck your fish-eye.
>>767754202
Kekd
>>767757859
bitch proving you aint true makes me happy nig, neck yourself faggot
>>767758175
Whatever helps you fall asleep, anon <3
>>767747128
I prefer my cousin's setup and she's 10
>>767758462
Looks like Summit setup. We don't like that guy D:
>>767756878
Lost
>>767758291
neck yourself nigger
>>767758585
No need to be angry, darling anon.
>>767758606
keep that darling shit up faggit and I'll lop your cock off
>>767747128
any noods of cuz
>>767747128
shes gotta be a rich fuck for that stuff
>>767758541
Life goal my set up and my wife's setup
>>767758650
Don't worry, you will get better!
>>767758680
Because of Ted Cruz?
>>767758722
Yeah, we have rich fam.
>>767758793
Why is the rez so small? I want to see detailz.
>>767758606
you need help... seriously
>>767747128
Needs better blackout curtains / 10
>>767759063
It's going to be alright, anon! You will find happiness =)
>>767759143
=D
>>767752212
Autismo/10
>>767758875
Look nigga I aint stoppin till you're strung with with rope or you out yourself like Steve T
>>767759531
It's your energy wasted, sweet darling anon <3
>>767747128
Seems like she has a window
Luxurious as fuck you fuckers
>>767759648
Made a bigga doo doo once from da window! LOL.
>>767747128
would totally sexual harass on wow, whats he battle tag?
>>767760017
She's sexually curious as any kid these days. Not aware you could harass anyone in WoW, Blizzard bans people pretty fast.
>>767759597
nigga you're on some next level autism spectrum shit, you really think it takes energy to do this
>>767760114
whats the battle tag, I want some of you cousins nudes
>>767760239
Of course it does, sweet darling anon. Otherwise you would do other things <3
>>767760321
How can you expect any account info of any kind to be shared in a thread of 80+ people on a board with the highest traffic of all image board sites?
>>767747128
>He is the author...
>>767760114
yea i have been sexually harassing people daily, often leading to them sending nudes and even hookups(some healers actually look good) never gotten banned for it
>>767751547
delicious butter
>>767760485
Then you're lying or you don't understand what sexually harassing people means. Blizzard is a no joke.
>>767749154
Too real
>>767760581
yea blizzard wont really do anything unless you get reported, and the ones that report me usually do that before i say anything bad
>>767751547
9/11
>>767747128
Why does every wannabe youtuber streamer have this shitty mic?
Im not a youtuber but an audiophile .
At least its not a Blue snowball
>>767752472
Fuck.......
>>767760806
Yeah. You're lying. This convo is done now =)
>>767760811
She's not a YouTuber, lol. She does watch YouTubers, though.
>>767760881
Photoshop.
>>767760945
Alright, thanks for being mature and admitting you were mistaken.
>>76776034
bitch its like 10pm the fuck other things you really think I'm gonna do
>>767751547
I recognize that picture, you don't fool me anon
>>767761108
Not aware of any mistakes, sweet darling anon.
>>767760454
fine then, just give us her nudes
>>767761208
then why would you end the conversation
>>767760945
its not photoshop reddit nigger
>>767761223
I gave you naked feet!
>>767761294
No need try to play smart, sweet darling anon. You have lost and you just waste your energy now =)
>>767761344
Of course it is.
>>767761636
your sentences seem to take more energy to write, im winning
>>767761722
I'm the OP of this thread, sweetheart anon. You literally cannot waste my energy with anything you do or not do =)
You're the quest, so you literally waste energy every single time you write a single letter =)
>>767761809
QUEST NANI?! GUEST OFC!
>>767761636
tell me how its photoshop then?
>>767761636
I didnt see any feet post them again
>>767761899
Unprofessionally, for sure.
>>767761933
Scroll up, nigger!
>>767761636
can you give more than feet?
>>767761809
>>767761854
Im not a quest you weeb, and you should work on becoming a better host
>>767761934
so why when I reverse image search does a reddit link come up then?
>>767762044
I'm getting sleepsy.
>>767762059
You should read more before trying to be a smartsy pants.
>>767762084
Reverse image never proves anything. I'm not opening any links. Stop being jealous, sweetie!
>>767747128
Super Metroid rules!!!
>>767762225
She likes Tunnel Snakes, too!!
>>767762084
OP is fag who also makes fake Alice threads
sage
I'd go to jail for your "Cousin"
>>767762188
what would i have to read up on, have you forgotten what youre talking about?
>>767751867
Asshole, it's not butter.... I can't believe it's not...
