Improvised weapons thread. I'll start.
Pic related is a chain from the transfer case of a zero turn lawnmower. Chain probably weighs 10 pounds and is hardened steel.
Fish, chicken
>>767747906
Y tho?
I've got a 10lb 3 foot long railroad spike thats slightly bent. I use it to bust up old furniture every once in awhile
>>767748344
Shit. Bet that'd fuck someone up.
Do you live somewhere you can't carry a concealed weapon for the purpose of personal defense?
This is the bar to a rack and pinion steering system. It's basically a mace, already.
>>767748447
Oh. No. I can. But sometimes, you're not near a gun. Or, sometimes, a gun isn't the best answer. Like scaring punks. Or breaking kneecaps.
>>767746233
from the thumbnail I thought it was a fortified piece of shit
>>767748817
A fossilized dino shit would be good for a swing or two. Consistency is key, however.
>>767748344
>>767748408
forgot to add pic, it's definitley good for busting knee caps
>>767748902
Yep. That'll do it. Jesus. If you impaled someone with that;
A. Good lucking removing it without serious hemmorhagic damage, and
B. Enjoy your instantaneous tetanus. Hard to screen for help when your jaw's locked shut. Kek.
600 mcm aluminum wire about 30"
Bend that over someone's skull they're done
>>767749009
Scream*
>>767749023
That sounds very "death metal meets The Godfather." I'd expect no less from /b.
>>767749023
Pic?
>>767746233
Have you hit anything with that yet?
I made a pretty solid club in woodshop in high school that i still have. have never used it but could probably do some damage with it, does that count?
>>767749304
Post a pic so we can evaluate.
good bread tbh
>>767749249
>>767749249
No. I'm aware if it has any sideways momentum to it, it'll end up bending. I have smacked it on some shit a few times coming straight down, however, and it tears shit up. I'm sure it wouldn't last long swinging in defense multiple times. But it'd fucking HURT the first time. Especially on a head hit.
>>767749421
Sweet. I work assembling and repairing outdoor power equipment, and I saw that discarded chain in our metal recycling bin and thought "if you swing that like you meant it, it'd fucking kill someone." So I thought I'd try an improvised weapons thread.
>>767748565
I always have a gun on me.
they are great for scaring punks and breaking kneecaps
>>767749395
Pretty simple but a few inches thick and really solid
>>767749304
>>767749304
I'd say it does. If it can take a solid hit or two, at least.
>>767749724
Yeah that looks like it would hurt.
>>767749724
You should wrap something around the grip so it's more comfy.
>>767749715
Fair enough. Guns are loud, though. And murdery. Depending on the situation, you can wind up facing 1st Degree Murder charges for defending yourself. "I just happened to have this chain/pipe/bat/etc. when he attacked, officer..." works better sometimes.
>>767749875
I've been thinking about picking up some paracord or something for another weapon so i could probably use it for this as well
>>767749882
No, not really.
If you use anything like that as a weapon to harm or kill someone you face the exact same charges as with a gun.
possibly even more if the weapon you use is not in its normal context.you could get away with it in a scrap yard. But having a used steering shaft while walking down the road shows probable intent to use it as a weapon.
a concealed fire arm would be seen as just a defensive precaution.
I used to get bullied by this prick in secondary school. He always went too far with bullying and encouraged other people to do it for him. He called me beans (because I'm ginger) poured a can of hienz in my hair after a maths lesson one day. He also fucked with a lot of the other incel betas. There was this big guy, George that always had his mouth open. He started calling him Lenny, and throwing objects at the back of his head. He just randomly attacked one of my incel friends, so 4 of us go together to beat the shit out of him.
He played football after school, and there was a big long drive to get down to where the busses were, and where his parents would pick him up, and there were trees and shrubs everywhere. Me, George, a guy called Sam, and a guy with the surname Balls hatched a plan to hide in the area and set about him when he walked by.
Sam had a pretty big but sort of rotten stick, I had a gym sock and a can of beans, balls had a pair of steelies, and George, the only one of us that wasn't a weedy manlet didn't have a weapon.
When he walked down and got past where George was hiding, George came out of the bushes, jumped on him, sat on his back and forced his face into the concrete, while stuffing his own used gym sock into his mouth. Sam snapped the sort of rotting stick over the back of his neck, and you could see him wince with pain, balls kicked him in the hand, and there was a clear crunching noise, and walked around behind George to kick him in the balls between his legs. I was the last up, and George shifted down to sitting on his legs, while Sam basically sandpapered his face on the concrete. I drew the bean can sock mac, and struck him as hard as I felt I could without doing serious damage, and struck him 3 times. None of us had spoken to make it harder to identify us, and we all looked at each other, and over to a bush, where we dagged him, took his phone (Samsung S2) to make it look like a robbery, because it was a rough school.
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>>767750586We split up, with me and George walking straight down and past this guys mum, who was obviously trying to call her son, but I had his phone in my bag, without the battery inside and he was laying dazed and injured in some shrubs. It was pretty funny actually.
He came back to school a week later, and there was an assembly given my the police liason officer and the head of year, with josh sat in a fold up chair at the front looking like he was about to burst into tears. Shit was cash.
He had a fractured finger, hairline crack to his ribs, extensive bruising, grazes on his face. Nobody said anything about an exploded testicle, but he didn't look comfortable walking.
Teamwork, steel toe capped shoes, big sticks, and a can of beans in a gym sock are all pretty good improvised weapons.
None of us ever got caught, and I rooted and sold his phone.
Because he was fighting back tears in that assembly, he pretty much stopped fucking with beta incels, and became one instead.
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>>767750586
HERE FISHY FISHY FISHY
>>767748565
hello russian criminal
>>767746233
>>767746233
Somebody left the British Police know, so they can add that to their list of prohibited items.
>>767746233
>>767748344
>>767748902
Far too heavy. If you tried to use that on anyone with reflexes you'd be out before you could even raise your hand.
>>767750607
If I can suspend my disbelief this is an okay story
>>767750822
Nice dubs.
Faggot above posting stories no one cares about. Sage this shit
>>767748902
jesus christ throw out that art of shaving bullshit
>>767749724
lol its a fucking stick you dumbass
How do you deal with large groups of aggressive/harrassing teens?
>>767750542
false, commission of many crimes while using a firearm carries an additional penalty than if a different weapon is used.
you have no idea what youre talking about shit for brains
>>767750678
Kek. Try Ginger Tennesseean, bud.
>>767751293
Threats? I'm 6 foot, 230 Lbs. I don't really get bucked up to, often, though. I'm 30. And relatively friendly. And clearly able to hurt someone a bit. I'm a kickboxer, too, though I've been lazy with it for a bit.
>>767751209
Kek.
>>767750822
It'd be a damn good initial wallop into close quarters combat. You have to at least give me that.
>>767751302
I'm talking about defensive use, not in the commission of a crime.
Yes I do know what I'm talking about.
>>767752049
what charges would you face if you used a weapon in self defense?
you're a fucking dumbass.
>>767752960
Sounds more like you're the dumb ass. If you don't understand.
>>767748902
Do I see a gun? What gun is that?
>>767753399
No, it's a Canon.
>>767753533
Har-har.
Nice pt cruiser. didn't realize you were stupid weak and retarded.
Dentures
Scrap 500 makes a good nigger beater
>>767753792
what a lovely weapon what are you some kinda fuckin denturist superhero
Don’t mess wit me im on watch lists
>>767750822
This.
Buddy of mine carved out something pretty much like this
I have 0 doubt in my mind that thing would crack skulls like it was nothing
>>767746233
a pack of niggers
>>767754290
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7KBpUgdQdUI
>>767746233
This is what you want...95 sq mm copper wire, with the isolation off on one end. The means to end all conflicts. Also easy to stash and take with you.
Just tied a piece of metal from the end of a curtain hanger with the rubber off a window to make a makeshift flail.
>>767754480
zero follow through
shamufu dispray
I modified and sharpened an icepick and a taser so I can stab and then taze. The taser has been modified to put out way more volts, the downside is only 4-5 uses of a few seconds and I'm out of "battery" (I'm using super condensers).
>>767755011
Please explain how you did that.
>>767754480
I stand corrected. The one I'm thinking of might have fared better since the ball was a hardwood sphere and about baseball size, but still goddamn.
I forget how stronk our skeletons are
>>767755070
I don't have to explain myself to you
>>767755011
Dude, how many times do you intend to tazer a stab victim?
>>767754747
>hits yourself
