What steps do I need to take to become flexible enough to be able to suck my own dick?
All I can think of is maybe doing Yoga for a while.
Because I can't get a girl to do it, and I want to see what it feels like.
Looking for "Gabriele D'Annunzio" an old faggot fascist writer
Self-sucking is a fun party trick, but as a way of getting off it's not all that great. When it's time to cum the natural tendency is to contract the body muscles, straightening the spine - but this means right at the moment of orgasm the sucking stops. The alternative is to learn to have a more mental orgasm, continuing to suck and swallow but not engaging the rest of the body.
If you can't do it don't worry about it too much. It's mostly a novelty.
You're flexibility is probably shit then, mine is just a little over six inches, and I could at least suck the head a few years ago.
Doubt I can now though, since I've gotten fat and I'm not a skelly anymore
Shurely! He had two ribs removed to suck him
No need, just stretch and limber up beforehand.
& not be fat
In my personal experience, it's not. After learning to do it (not difficult, lean over and suck, duh) I pretty quickly returned to hand jacking.
I suppose some people might like a half-n-half, suck until close to orgasm then finish by hand in their mouth and face.
IMO it's better to put the effort into finding women to suck your dick for you.
With an attitude like that, I agree.
Women are weak and gullible. They will (and want to) follow a man's lead - *even with no supporting evidence*. Act like a loser who's not worth fucking and *women will simply believe you*.
In "rejecting" you women are actually following your commands. Your problem is you are choosing to give them the wrong commands.
Learn to behave like you know how to show a woman a good time and you'll never want for pussy.