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What steps do I need to take to become flexible enough to be able to suck my own dick?
All I can think of is maybe doing Yoga for a while.
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>>767744732
two options
>become a legitimate contortionist
>have a dick longer than 7 inches
sorry friend, not everybody can live the dream
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>>767744822
I have a 7 inch dick
When I was 18-20 I was able to take more than half in the op pic position
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>>767744822
I think you only really need a long dick if you're tall.
It helps sure, but I'm short enough where I can feel like I can get reasonably close.
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>>767744822
>nice dubz
>dubs speak trith
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>>767744732
why would you even want to do that? you stupid fuck
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>>767744968
damn, didn't think about that.
>tfw 6 foot with a 6 inch
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>>767745048
Because I can't get a girl to do it, and I want to see what it feels like.
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>>767745048
You give yourself a handjob all the time, so why not?
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>>767744732
Looking for "Gabriele D'Annunzio" an old faggot fascist writer
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>>767744732
keep up with yoga, don't have belly fat

belly fat would get in the way
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>>767745311
He had a fun life
Didn't know he sucked himself off
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>>767744732
I've been told that flexibility is far more important that length... if you got at least 4" then you should be able to do it in theory.
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>>767744822
I have a 7 incher and can just lick the tip, at the cost of practically breaking my spine
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>>767744732
Self-sucking is a fun party trick, but as a way of getting off it's not all that great. When it's time to cum the natural tendency is to contract the body muscles, straightening the spine - but this means right at the moment of orgasm the sucking stops. The alternative is to learn to have a more mental orgasm, continuing to suck and swallow but not engaging the rest of the body.

If you can't do it don't worry about it too much. It's mostly a novelty.
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>>767744732

step 1 is dress like Mileena
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>>767745064
You're flexibility is probably shit then, mine is just a little over six inches, and I could at least suck the head a few years ago.
Doubt I can now though, since I've gotten fat and I'm not a skelly anymore
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>>767745745
Even so, I bet it's better than using your hand
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>>767744732
Only option is removing some of your ribs.
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>>767746025

thats an odd thing to say
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>>767745430
Shurely! He had two ribs removed to suck him
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>>767744732
Sucking your own dick feels like sucking a dick not getting your dick sucked.
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>>767744732
Little known fact - this is the only reason men do yoga
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>>767745935
No need, just stretch and limber up beforehand.
& not be fat
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>>767746146
You are hot!
Please post more
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>>767745874
In my personal experience, it's not. After learning to do it (not difficult, lean over and suck, duh) I pretty quickly returned to hand jacking.

I suppose some people might like a half-n-half, suck until close to orgasm then finish by hand in their mouth and face.

IMO it's better to put the effort into finding women to suck your dick for you.
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>>767746254
im on a new laptop and I dont wanna port all my pics from my phone lol
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>>767746296
Yeah, I call bullshit
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>>767746211
moar like this?
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>>767746263
Some people are just born as anons who are never going to get laid, unless they get a prostitute or something.
I'm one of them
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>>767746211
Are you actually thee lunluns?
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>>767746891
Nope
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>>767746853
With an attitude like that, I agree.

Women are weak and gullible. They will (and want to) follow a man's lead - *even with no supporting evidence*. Act like a loser who's not worth fucking and *women will simply believe you*.

In "rejecting" you women are actually following your commands. Your problem is you are choosing to give them the wrong commands.

Learn to behave like you know how to show a woman a good time and you'll never want for pussy.
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self-bumping
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>>767747173
I'm a fan of ridetheline aswell. You have a good taste.
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