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>Walk into your home
>You find Emma Watson standing there
What do?
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>>767741727
fap
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>>767741727
>oh fuck, did i leave the door unlocked again?
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>>767741727
Give her half of everything i own because equality and shit
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>>767741727
I make her take the red pill
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sign an autograph for her
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>>767741727

Cut off her penis and feed her eggs, then 360 and run the fuck away to Mordor
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>>767741727
Wondering how this feminazi got into my house.
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>>767741727
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>>767741727
tell her theres a buncha sickos on 4chan that wanna do things to her, then tell her thankfully im not one of them.
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well hello my lovely wife emily
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>>767742058
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Tell her she has no tits and is a Bad actor
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>>767742150
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copypasta
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>>767742166
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>>767741727
Same thing I do with every surprise guest: check to make sure the toilet is flushed.
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>>767742220
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>>767741727
Call the police
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>>767742465
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Make her put on her Hogwarts uniform then punch her in the back of the head whilst I send it to my boy Voldemort on Snapchat
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>>767742032
Underrated post
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>>767741727
ask her for money, she must be fucking loaded full of wizard bucks
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>>767742485
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>>767741727
get my HK usp and give her the option to either go to the range together and discuss getting her life back on track together as a based young woman or to kindly leave my house lest i make an example of her to the other entitled sluts of our generation
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Ask her to help develop a gameplan to get you faggots to stop making this thread every fucking day. Let it 404 and kys
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>>767742579
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>>767741727
You're going to trigger Bieber poster and Weinstein poster
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>>767742655
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violently rape her in the asshole, make her watch mgtow propaganda and then cum in her. all the while telling her she is going to be my breeding bitch
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>>767742790
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>>767741727
I set fire to my house and lock the door.
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>>767742790
>Shii idk
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>>767742863
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Hold her at gunpoint for the cops just like I would for anyone else I caught that broke into my house.
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>>767741727

Tell her to go be a feminist somewhere else.
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>>767742937
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>>767742164
This
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>>767743016
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>>767741727
Fake because i never leave my house
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>>767741727
>pulls out gun
>get the FUCK outta here
>OUTTAHERE
>Watches as she leaves
>aw_ya.jpg
>licks lips
>notice the cake that was next to her
>eats cake
>autistic roar of happiness
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I'd eat her pussy for days.
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>>767743276
fin
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>>767741727
Ask if she'd like to take a quick look at my basement...
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I love her. So much.
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>>767741727
Blackmail her for enough money to pay off my mortgage not to go to the cops and the media for her breaking in.
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>>767743279
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Wake up.
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>>767741727
drop trou
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>>767743466
WOW never noticed that fucker there!!
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>>767743466
Ohh shit, wonder if he got a taste!
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>>767743790

oh god, yes
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There's this song my dad loves. Twilight Zone by Golden Earring, if you'd like to know. I remember one time when I was listening to it with him, he said "This is gonna be the song that reminds you of me when I'm gone, huh?" and I went "yup" and he smiled. Not too long after that, the song got stuck in my head. During that timeframe, I started liking a girl.

Typical crush situation, didn't work out, never does, but none the less that song, my dad's favorite song, was stuck in my head the whole time I liked her. Now I think of her when I hear that song instead of thinking of my dad. I want it to be mentally associated with my dad, not her. How do I re-associate songs in my head?
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>>767744061
time frame?
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>>767744142
Wrong place, please ignore.
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>>767744205
that is not how you make a thread on /adv/
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>>767741915
>>767742058
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>>767743918
i can't find the fake webm of her stroking her cat
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>oh Emma you're just in time, I brought John so you could have some fun with him. I'll be in the cuckshed in case you need something.
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>>767744061
wish i could help with that cause i like that tune and the band too. did you ever see the uncensored version of the video with tits? the girl in there reminds me of an ex (pic related)
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>>767741727
let's just say that she'll be getting fucked
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Spunk all over her dress
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>>767741727
Kick her out before she frees the contents of my basement
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>>767741727
>instant unzip
>Erectus.
>her eyes go kawai
>release the magic haze hidden under the foreskin
>two bodies become one
>A New Era begins.
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bump
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>>767741727
nut for 10,000 years
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Turn 360 degrees and walk out
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>>767741727
eet the booty lick the dooty
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>>767743340
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Rape cuz fuxk my life imma die anyway
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>>767751390
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>>767741727
>Walk into your home
>You find Emma Watson standing there
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Justifiably shoot her for ilegal entry and tresspassing
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Call Harvey
Tell Her she has escaped and I will hold her for him
Claim Reward
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>>767751604
fin fin
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>>767741727
“Who are you again?”
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>>767751625
<3
<3
<3
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thanks for the dump anon
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I kill her.
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>>767741727
What most of you faggots would probably do, stare at her for a few seconds and say something like:
>Wow, you're Emma Watson!
>I loved you in the Harry Potter movies!
>What brings you here?
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Grab her by the hair, bent her over the bed and fuck the dog shit out of her.
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>>767741727
fill at least two of her holes with semen within an hour
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>>767752951
I'd slide down a mountain of razor blades into a lake of iodine just to get a whiff of the laundry truck that hauled away her dirty panties.

I wish I went paparasti stalking in Providence when she was going to Brown U.
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>>767753433
even just looking in her eyes while fingering her would be awesome
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>>767741727
grab the shotgun
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Spray her with delta dust or DTD
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>>767743279
>>767743466
is it legit?
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I don't find her that attractive so I would turn 360 degrees and walk away.
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>>767754219
Is what legit? I never noticed the jewscab in the background but it looks like someone is trying to get her autograph on a copy of a print of her getting out of a car and you can see her bush through her panties. I've got a good copy of the pic somewhere and I can smell tuna just looking at it.
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>>767754983
I just went looking for it and found this. It's fucked up but you get the idea of how good the original could be.
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>>767741727
rape her in self defense. sue her for mental anguish. live happily off the millions of dollars i get.
thanks castle doctrine.
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xd
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This is a pretty good copy
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>>767755339
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>>767755369
open in a new tab and zoom it

yUm
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>>767755390

what the hell do people see in this girl?
she looks....average
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>>767755390
i just blew a load in my pants seeing them undies on the floor knowing that her pussy steam is rising off of them.
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>>767755582
uhhhhhhhhhhhh
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>>767755503

She's a famous person
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>>767755503
Would not want to smash?
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>>767741727

Make a pot of tea and have a chat, I suppose.
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trow her out in the trash
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>>767752466

Not smart, anon.

Do not MENTION potter.
She doesn't WANT to hear your opinions of it.
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>>767741727
Call cops.
I don't encourage intruders.
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>>767741727
Buy her a butter beer.
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>>767741727
tits or gtfo
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>>767741727
Kill her, bury her, and dance about on her grave singing Hallelujah.
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>>767741727
I'd really like to know what she is like in private.
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