>Walk into your home
>You find Emma Watson standing there
What do?
>>767741727
fap
>>767741727
>oh fuck, did i leave the door unlocked again?
>>767741727
Give her half of everything i own because equality and shit
>>767741727
I make her take the red pill
sign an autograph for her
>>767741727
Cut off her penis and feed her eggs, then 360 and run the fuck away to Mordor
>>767741727
Wondering how this feminazi got into my house.
>>767741727
tell her theres a buncha sickos on 4chan that wanna do things to her, then tell her thankfully im not one of them.
well hello my lovely wife emily
Tell her she has no tits and is a Bad actor
copypasta
>>767741727
Same thing I do with every surprise guest: check to make sure the toilet is flushed.
>>767741727
Call the police
Make her put on her Hogwarts uniform then punch her in the back of the head whilst I send it to my boy Voldemort on Snapchat
>>767742032
Underrated post
>>767741727
ask her for money, she must be fucking loaded full of wizard bucks
>>767741727
get my HK usp and give her the option to either go to the range together and discuss getting her life back on track together as a based young woman or to kindly leave my house lest i make an example of her to the other entitled sluts of our generation
Ask her to help develop a gameplan to get you faggots to stop making this thread every fucking day. Let it 404 and kys
>>767741727
You're going to trigger Bieber poster and Weinstein poster
violently rape her in the asshole, make her watch mgtow propaganda and then cum in her. all the while telling her she is going to be my breeding bitch
>>767741727
I set fire to my house and lock the door.
>>767742790
>Shii idk
Hold her at gunpoint for the cops just like I would for anyone else I caught that broke into my house.
>>767741727
Tell her to go be a feminist somewhere else.
>>767742164
This
>>767741727
Fake because i never leave my house
>>767741727
>pulls out gun
>get the FUCK outta here
>OUTTAHERE
>Watches as she leaves
>aw_ya.jpg
>licks lips
>notice the cake that was next to her
>eats cake
>autistic roar of happiness
>>767743146
>>767743220
I'd eat her pussy for days.
>>767743276
fin
>>767741727
Ask if she'd like to take a quick look at my basement...
I love her. So much.
>>767741727
Blackmail her for enough money to pay off my mortgage not to go to the cops and the media for her breaking in.
>>767743279
Wake up.
>>767741727
drop trou
>>767743466
WOW never noticed that fucker there!!
>>767743466
Ohh shit, wonder if he got a taste!
>>767743790
oh god, yes
There's this song my dad loves. Twilight Zone by Golden Earring, if you'd like to know. I remember one time when I was listening to it with him, he said "This is gonna be the song that reminds you of me when I'm gone, huh?" and I went "yup" and he smiled. Not too long after that, the song got stuck in my head. During that timeframe, I started liking a girl.
Typical crush situation, didn't work out, never does, but none the less that song, my dad's favorite song, was stuck in my head the whole time I liked her. Now I think of her when I hear that song instead of thinking of my dad. I want it to be mentally associated with my dad, not her. How do I re-associate songs in my head?
>>767744061
time frame?
>>767744142
Wrong place, please ignore.
>>767744205
that is not how you make a thread on /adv/
>>767743918
i can't find the fake webm of her stroking her cat
>oh Emma you're just in time, I brought John so you could have some fun with him. I'll be in the cuckshed in case you need something.
>>767744061
wish i could help with that cause i like that tune and the band too. did you ever see the uncensored version of the video with tits? the girl in there reminds me of an ex (pic related)
>>767741727
let's just say that she'll be getting fucked
Spunk all over her dress
>>767741727
Kick her out before she frees the contents of my basement
>>767741727
>instant unzip
>Erectus.
>her eyes go kawai
>release the magic haze hidden under the foreskin
>two bodies become one
>A New Era begins.
bump
>>767741727
nut for 10,000 years
Turn 360 degrees and walk out
>>767741727
eet the booty lick the dooty
>>767743340
Rape cuz fuxk my life imma die anyway
>>767751289
>>767751321
>>767751345
>>767751361
>>767751390
>>767751421
>>767751443
>>767741727
>Walk into your home
>You find Emma Watson standing there
Justifiably shoot her for ilegal entry and tresspassing
Call Harvey
Tell Her she has escaped and I will hold her for him
Claim Reward
>>767751525
>>767751604
fin fin
>>767741727
“Who are you again?”
>>767751625
<3
<3
<3
thanks for the dump anon
I kill her.
>>767741727
What most of you faggots would probably do, stare at her for a few seconds and say something like:
>Wow, you're Emma Watson!
>I loved you in the Harry Potter movies!
>What brings you here?
Grab her by the hair, bent her over the bed and fuck the dog shit out of her.
>>767741727
fill at least two of her holes with semen within an hour
>>767752951
I'd slide down a mountain of razor blades into a lake of iodine just to get a whiff of the laundry truck that hauled away her dirty panties.
I wish I went paparasti stalking in Providence when she was going to Brown U.
>>767753433
even just looking in her eyes while fingering her would be awesome
>>767741727
grab the shotgun
Spray her with delta dust or DTD
>>767743279
>>767743466
is it legit?
I don't find her that attractive so I would turn 360 degrees and walk away.
>>767754219
Is what legit? I never noticed the jewscab in the background but it looks like someone is trying to get her autograph on a copy of a print of her getting out of a car and you can see her bush through her panties. I've got a good copy of the pic somewhere and I can smell tuna just looking at it.
>>767754983
I just went looking for it and found this. It's fucked up but you get the idea of how good the original could be.
>>767741727
rape her in self defense. sue her for mental anguish. live happily off the millions of dollars i get.
thanks castle doctrine.
xd
This is a pretty good copy
>>767755339
>>767755369
open in a new tab and zoom it
yUm
>>767755390
what the hell do people see in this girl?
she looks....average
>>767755390
i just blew a load in my pants seeing them undies on the floor knowing that her pussy steam is rising off of them.
>>767755582
uhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>767755503
She's a famous person
>>767755503
Would not want to smash?
>>767741727
Make a pot of tea and have a chat, I suppose.
trow her out in the trash
>>767752466
Not smart, anon.
Do not MENTION potter.
She doesn't WANT to hear your opinions of it.
>>767741727
Call cops.
I don't encourage intruders.
>>767741727
Buy her a butter beer.
>>767741727
tits or gtfo
>>767741727
Kill her, bury her, and dance about on her grave singing Hallelujah.
>>767741727
I'd really like to know what she is like in private.
