It’s May the 5th
Describes your sex life with one starwars quote
>>767741127
Live long and prosper
>>767741191
KHAAAAANNN!!!!
>>767741127
>”blow me cock of r2 ya slag cunt”
Who's that guy in OP's pic?
>>767741127
It's too dangerous out there with all the sand people
>>767741307
Dr Strang
>>767741307
Dicksmash Cumcorner
I am your father
>>767741127
never tell me the odds
>>767741127
Holy Jesus. What is that? WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?
>>767741127
Jugdme by my size do you?
“Curse ya fer breathing ya slack jawed idiot!” (Sorry,wrong movie)
“This little one's not worth the effort”
In time, the suffering of your people will persuade you to see our point of view.
>>767741127
"Come on, Mr. Frodo."
>>767741307
John Smith
"you underestimate the power of the force"
>>767742334
That's from Star Trek, dumbass.
No... she was alive... I felt it
Do or do not, there is no try
>>767741127
“It’s the ship that made the Kessel run in less than twelve parsecs. I’ve outrun Imperial starships. Not the local bulk cruisers, mind you. I’m talking about the big Corellian ships, now. She’s fast enough for you, old man.”
Lmao tf am normie
To boldly go where no man has gone before.
>>767741127
Not the local bulk cruiser.
A long time ago....
>>767742663
"Look at the SIZE of that thing!"
We don't have time to discuss this with the committee!
>>767741307
Bendydick humplrump
Autobots, transform and roll out!
"I recognized your foul stench the moment I was brought on board"
>>767742947
>"stay on target... stay on targ-"
Just eat your veggies bro don't make my mistake. It's easy to avoid with a proper diet. I was eating so many nuts and bread all the time that my shit got blocked up and when it passed it was hard as a rock. Don't do that.
Oh and another horror story - one time I had diarrhea and it couldn't get past the rock hard shit plug that was stopped up in my colon, so I had the urgent need to defecate you get when you have diarrhea for hours before it finally softened my concrete shit block enough to drop out, and then a torrent of magma shit flowed out like a waterfall and burned my torn up ass like hellfire at the same time. And all this happened at work with another guy in the stall next to me and I got yelled at for taking 30 min in the bathroom.
It's all over now though I learned my lesson.
"I'm already space dust!"
"Move along. Move along."
>>767743241
I'm surprised we didn't see this one before now. I would have thought we autists would get told this all the time.
"Taserface!"
I like apples
>>767741307
Benthic Numberpatch
>>767743083
"LOOSEN UP!"
"They have a cave troll"
"Yes; your thoughts betray you. Your feelings for them are strong. Especially for your… sister."
>>767743481
"You were my brother. I loved you!"
>UNLIMITED POWER
“The garbage’ll do!”
Perfectly balanced, as all things should be.
>>767743648
"I haven't felt you this tense since we fell into that nest of gundarks!"
Dance off bro!
>>767743706
> "Get in there you big furry oaf! I don't care what you smell!"
https://youtu.be/GpGDk39mtZE
It is my life. Jon bovi.
It's over, Anakin
“He's on me tight, I can't shake him!”
>>767743967
> "The force is strong with this one..."
IT'S A TRAP
You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought!
>>767741127
>I found who was behind
"Into the garbage shoot flyboy!"
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise? I thought not. It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you. It’s a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life… He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself.
Or maybe...
"Who's scruffy looking?!"
Mesa called Jar Jar Binks. Mesa your humble servant!
"We should weaponize light-speed travel and aim it at the big ships!"
Aren't you a little short to be a Stromtrooper?
Ah man!, i shot Marvin in the face.
"Is that legal?"
"I will make it legal."
>>767741127
The techno union army BEOOW BEOOWOOP BEEEP is at your disposal count.
