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Ask a Satanist / Atheist hybrid anything

> no fucking christians allowed
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>>767738702
>Obvious b8

Satan is a bilblical figure. A fallen angel.

>OP looks more like a hybrid of a faggot and someone dying of hep C from drug use
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>>767738702
So edgy
Go back to 2007 faggot
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>>767738702
>no fucking christians allowed
>Satan a major figure in the Christian faith

I remember when the trolls of /b/ actually put forth an effort
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Being a Satanist is basically being a Christian
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Pick a side you cant be both :u
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"Lord, may nothing separate me from You today. Teach me how to choose only Your way today so each step will lead me closer to You. Help me walk by the Word and not my feelings. Help me to keep my heart pure and undivided. Protect me from my own careless thoughts, words, and actions. And keep me from being distracted by MY wants, MY desires, MY thoughts on how things should be. Help me to embrace what comes my way as an opportunity... rather than a personal inconvenience. And finally, help me to rest in the truth of Psalm 86:13, 'Great is your love toward me.' You already see the ways I will fall short and mess up. But right now, I consciously tuck Your whisper of absolute love for me into the deepest part of my heart. I recognize Your love for me is not based on my performance. You love me warts and all. That's amazing. But what's most amazing is that the Savior of the world would desire a few minutes with me this morning. Lord, help me to forever remember what a gift it is to sit with You like this. Amen."
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>>767738702
Not even trying to bait, you dumb nigger
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God is love young one. You may not understand now, but someday you will.
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>>767738702
How come Satanist / Atheists have no fashion sense?
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>>767738702
Why do not believe in Satan when he clearly exists?
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>Satanist / Aetheist hybrid

kek
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>>767738702
Why did you want the fifth element? Why not just bomb the absolute shit out of the temple and make them unusable?
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are you employed?
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>>767738924
/thread

sage
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>>767740134
Fuk u
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>>767740134
Fuck you anon how dare you.
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yeah, i got one.
how many times were you dropped on the head as a baby? i'm leaning more towards 5-10 right now -- intentionally, but i could be wrong. could've been more and unintentional though i find that unlikely.
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Being a nihilist must me exhausting.

How does one worship satin, and believe that spirituality doesn't exist - existentially speaking?
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>>767738702
He looks like Tandy from The Last Man on Earth! XD
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>>767738702
i hate your stupid fucking face, piss off
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>>767738702
OP is an angry wannabe conservative
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>>767741361
XD
Nice.
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>>767738924
/thread
to believe in satan is to believe in god, obviously theistic, not atheistic
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>>767738702
God lovez you
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>>767738702
Not this fucktard again. KYS RETARDO
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>>767740134

fuck no
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>>767738702
why don't you trim your eyebrows?
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>>767738702
What does cum taste like?
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>>767738702
Damn that's Skrillex + Pawnstars guy
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>>767738702
Why do you all have ridiculous haircuts? The piercings I get and like. But why shave only half your head. Either have long hair or don't.

In the winter half of your head is cold and in the summer half of your head is far too hot.
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>>767738702
Jesus loves you.
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>>767739095
Fuck off Grasofag
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>>767738702
Is your asshole sore from all the "Satan worshipping"?
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>>767738702
Doesn't believe in god(s).
Worships a god.
>muh sides
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>>767738702
Why that retared cut hair?
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>>767738702
Not even trying to troll... Shitty bait...
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>>767738702
Rule 35: OP is always a faggot.
Praying for OP to be saved by God's Grace and accept Jesus Christas his Lord and savior
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>>767738702
go back to Portland you stupid cunt
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>>767740134
Nooooo
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>>767738702
Why do you look so gay? Is it from all the cocks from slapping you in the face
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>>767746082
I thought rule 35 was that if rule 34 doesn't exist, someone is currently working on it.
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>>767742639
I think most satanism is more about following a moral code in line with satan instead of actually believing in and worshipping a fallen angel.
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>>767740134
Too far bro, my mom is one thing but leave my motherboard out of this
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A satanist/atheist, you say.

So which one do you not believe in...
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>>767738702
Troll harder, fag
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>>767749172
Yes’m
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