>be Yuropoor >go to US this summer >plan a roadtrip
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>be Yuropoor
>go to US this summer
>plan a roadtrip through US
Which are some nice/interesting places to visit? Fuck the guides, I want info from the people.
Don't bother the usa is fucked.
Just don't. buy a gaming computer and stay in your box.
>>767733673
no, we're fine and becoming awesome
t. loser
>>767733355
Shit dude.. usa is big. how far/long do you want to go?
>>767733729
Oh I mde a few friends over there, some family too, but never got the chance to see i all, I got a month to waste, how much would that cover me?
>>767733355
Go to the Badlands National Park and the Black Hills. Shit's beautiful.
Colorado is nice but if you come here I'd suggest going to Loveland or Estes Park for a nice taste of beautiful nature and small town loveliness. Then you can head south to the Garden of the Gods for some of the best sights you'll ever see. If you have time you can also catch a concert at Red Rocks, it is again beautiful and the natural acoustics make it a pleasant experience. Plus if you're into weed or good beer, well we've got that as well.
Hocking Hills, Ohio. Near Columbus. No charge to get in because it’s a state park. Lots to do between zip lining and kayaking, ATV trails, and miles upon miles of hiking. If you want a crazy hike, micro-dose your hallucinogenic of choice and enjoy the summer or fall foliage. Cliffs and caves everywhere
>>767733355
Stay away from any southeastern states warning extreme danger. These areas are nigger and beaner containments zones. Humans should enter at their own risk.
>>767735049
Not from Ohio but if you go there be sure to check out some of the rollercoasters there. They have some of the most insane ones i've ever seen.
>>767734419
You could spend a month in just Florida (full disclosure: my home) and not see even a third of it.
If you're into it, Disney and universal studios is worth it, so are parts of Sea world. There's a reason this is the tourism capital of the world.
East coast is pretty boring I'm from CT the farthest I've been is new jersey
>>767735049
More photos
>>767735185
>tourism capital of the world
and also the most garbage state
There is a reason Route 66 is THE road trip road to take. Plenty of interesting things to see along it.
>>767733355
If you go through Ohio I suggest Hocking Hills state park.
I'll post a couple images
>>767733355
>only thing in PA is the fucking statue o liberty
As a Pennsylvanian, this fucking irks me. Could have put the Liberty Bell or chocolate or something actually in the state
>>767735291
You've never been to CT I'm assuming
>>767735719
I mean Florida is pretty shit, especially the people and the weather, but for actual worst state it's clear that Alabama takes the cake.
>>767735834
I'm assuming you vote democrat
>>767735291
I knew there would be haters, but I was not prepared for this level of salt.
Die mad about your garbage state, homie.
Georgia, not much going on here. Atlanta just has a new BMW football stadium that a soccer team plays there too. Locals will tell you to go to Coca-Cola experience but just don't, its weird.
Savannah is nothing much besides historic.
I lived in Los Angeles before. There is two places you will at least enjoy there, the Getty Center and the Griffith Observatory where you can view the large telescope and have a nice view of the city. Don't visit Hollywood, tourist trap. Go to Six Flags Magic Mountain and/or Disney.
I also lived in West Yellowstone, a small town just west of the Wyoming/Yellowstone Border. Federal and State parks is something I guarantee every Europoor will enjoy because It's the only thing we really get right. Visit Yellowstone non-blizzard season, there's geysers and springs and natural springs you can relax in surrounding the area (Don't remember any being inside). Don't fuck with the Buffalo.
That's about all the info from me, I did live in Colorado and msot things west of Denver has historic sites and tours about Mines and things, if you're into that. Dangerous Highways too.
If you have a month I’d recommend traveling the east coast from north to south. Maine is really beautiful, had good lobster and whale watching. From there if visit a lot of the famous Nkrthest cities: Boston, New York, Philadelphia, Baltimore (could throw in Atlantic City if you’re into casinos). Some really nice cities down south would then be Washington, Charleston, Savannah, Atlanta, and Miami. Obviously hit up all the good spots in Orlando like Disney, Universal, etc. Also, some bomb theme parks that you could throw in which are really fun are Busch Gardens in VA and Six Flags Great Adventure
I've driven through most of the states in the country and the most boring is definitely Oklahoma
>>767736037
Sorry I have 2 brain cells to rub together. Seriously though, you have garbage food, shitty people, poor weather, hurricanes, Florida man, high obesity and the only real things you have to show for it are some overpriced, albeit fun, theme parks. For standard of living, fuck no you aren't a good state.
>>767735291
I guess you s forgotten the entire southwest and west minus the coastal states
>>767736038
Don't be triggered it's obviously one of the most desired states it's why all old people go to die there.
>>767736355
And an arsenal I can shoot in my back yard.
>>767735514
>>767735049
Shit hivemind Ohio fag as well hmm?
> Ohio is quite cheap compared to New York or California
> Ohio has alot of natural beauty in regions of the south east and southwest.
> There are tons of cheap tucked in cabins that provide some beautiful isolation in nature along the boarder of the park.
> image related Hocking hills again.
PS: I suggest also kings island its a theme park in Ohio, i'll post some picks in a Min.
>>767733355
If you make it to California, a day trip to Catalina Island is worth the time and effort. 26 miles across the sea, as an old song goes. There's a one-square-mile town named Avalon. Rent a golf cart and drive up the canyon to the Wrigley Memorial.
>>767736561
Wow I can do that same thing, as can the majority of the states. Plus if we are going to go that route Nevada has by far the most lax gun laws.
>>767736596
Why would you not recommend Cedar Point?
>>767736716
But it's closer to the fag states
>>767735145
Kings Island motherfucker!
BOSTON MASS
>>767733355
What part of Yurope are you from?
>>767736875
NY is 2 hrs away why?
>>767736596
This is a great guide for the Midwest
>>767736207
Baltimore is like a 3rd world nigger war zone I suggest avoiding if you value your life. The city of brotherly love is no more.
Basically look at any political map and any place thats had democrates in power for decades is garbage. Not because necessarily of the politics but the people that elected them are all poor niggers wanting gibs. Poverty and drug use and murder and rape are highest in these areas.
Come to Los Angeles and hang with the locals. Everyone is so friendly here.
>>767736355
Implying living through a hurricane isn't awesome for fags who like extreme weather.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWIx3Erswh8
If you like museums go to D.C. I spent two days just exploring the Smithsonian.
>>767736733
Cedar point is way better than Kings.
Plus, if you’re in that part of Ohio you have to go to Put-in-bay. If you Europeans enjoy alcoholism and Island life you’d love it. Lots of fun to fuck around on the mopeds and party all day
>>767737395
This is absolutely true, look for a map of sanctuary cities and avoid them like the plague.
>>767737542
Ill give you one thing in that its better than living on a fault line and I'd rather live out my life in Florida than spend 5 years in commiefornia.
>>767737090
>ohio
>amazing
go to Texas and run around in some wheat field.
I do it all the time
>>767736883
Not the muslim one, the tracksuit one.
>>767736561
>>767733355
May I suggest attending the Big Sandy Shoot event if you like guns, even if you don't its a visual event to behold at night with all the tracers and explosions going off.
Full auto everything, Tanks, helicopters, artillery all in an event you can participate in.
There are other cool military evens like in Dayton Ohio with their airshows and explosions but they don't let you actually shoot.
Video related https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DiVFaJ2o3KU
>>767735185
St.Augustine is very beautiful as well. America’s oldest city right on the beach.
>>767737473
They will even share their AIDS needles with you in your foot through your shoe on the sidewalk...
>>image unrelated
>>767735834
The weather is pretty damn good to me. I don’t know why you fags complain. It’s 81 degrees out side right now and not a cloud in the sky. It really only gets rough from the humidity in the peak of summer.
>>767736716
>Most lax gun laws
My wonderful state of NH would disagree with your retarded ass
>>767736355
You’re probably some over weight fuck from up north who thinks 80 degrees is hot.
>>767738556
Anything above 80 might as well be hell for me. Im at peak comfort at 60-65 and dry climate is always better than humid.
>>767737572
Going from Scotland to Ohio in two weeks. Wife's a Cleveland native, so I get to visit that part of the world a lot, really nice people, Cedar Point is on the list of places to check out this time.
>>767738654
No I come from a nice cold climate and a family of butchers so my childhood was spent in freezers and meat coolers.
>>767733355
Avoid Minnesota unless you want to be stabbed by Somalians and die in the waiting room at St. Mary's
>>767738580
You are actually objectively wrong, but so was I. Arizona is considered the most free and no list ever has NH even in the top ten.
>>767733355
>I found who was behind of it
>>767738687
How do you survive?
>>767738751
I’m a Cleveland native as well. Cleveland is great if you know where to be. It’s nowhere near as bad as people (understandably) think. They really cleaned the city up because of the GOP convention and it still looks great. The Flats is coming back to its glory days slowly yet surely as well
>>767733355
nyc is the only thing on the east worth visiting. otherwise if you are trying to be a cheap ass and camp alot stay on the west coast and camp in national forests, its free.
>>767738401
Fuck off you shill. Sta fucking sucks. I lived there for 2 years. Florida is the best state in the country by a long shot (hence the legion of jealous fags) but I try not to remember St. Augustine exists.
>>767739237
https://m.youtube com/watch?v=oZzgAjjuqZM
Cleveland is alright compared to Akron but all of Ohio is a fucking sinkhole.
>>767739237
>>767738751
I like Ohio but sorry to hear she is from Cleveland its been in decline for decades.
I prefer Kings island to cedar point
Mainly because Kings Island has more, larger, and crazier coasters.
But no reason you can't do both.
Kings island is stupid cheap like $45 but no one pays that because coupons for $20 off are everywhere.
>>767733355
It’s seems like an odd place but if you need two or three days somewhere and you’re close I’d recommend Little Rock, Arkansas. The closest thing to do near it, besides the city, is some hot springs out west-ish.
I was traveling cross country and decided to spend three nights there because I’d never been and figured fuck it, I like seeing new places. Great food at Gus’s World Famous Chicken and seafood right off the river. Got some good ice cream. $2 classic horror movie at the theater. Clinton Musuem (not a libtard but still was cool to see) and some other museums. Submarine tour. They have that nigger high school. Three trolley lines in town to get around.
I don’t know if I enjoyed it so much because I expected so little or what, but being as there is fuck all in that part of the country to do. I would stop by again.
>>767739403
Uhhhh nah. I lived in Tampa for a while and have to travel through Florida for work a few times a year. It's a disgusting state and the only people who enjoy it are the elderly who can't see past their gated communities and fucktard supermarkets, and trashy human filth who enjoy wallowing in their neighbors neon vomit.
>>767733355
Where are you from?
>>767739169
Honestly my biggest sin is my use of air conditioning, which I use liberally in summer and in winter the heat is rarely turned on until it hits around 30.
>>767736733
Cedar point is great too I just prefer Kings Island
The indoor coaster Flight of Fear is my personal fav being in pitch black spinning like crazy you cant even tell which way is up.
>>767739237
Glad to hear Cleveland is doing alittle better.
Don't bother with the coasts, just whores. The south is burning hot. The Dakota's are fly fields, central USA is just corn. There is a hidden Jem in Montana called flathead lake. The east part of Montana are just cow fields. But flathead lake is beautiful and is in close proximity to glacier national Park. Beautiful in spring and summer, perfect temp. Plus you can swim in it.
Pic related
If you come to Texas, avoid the big cities. That’s just like going to California. Save that for California. Travel through larger and small cities. You’ll eventually meet some of the nicest people on earth and maybe they’ll invite you to go shooting, drinking and basically do whatever you want on one of their big ranches.
>from Germany
Hope you have fun dude, Florida is always nice
>>767740074
I've always thought of moving from my state to Montana due to the beauty and better gun laws. How is the culture there?
>>767740258
WHICH MOTHERFUCKER FROM THE HABEEB/HABEEBV2 are you?
![CC_130727_glenwoodsprings_1167[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/PMQfw5N.jpg "CC_130727_glenwoodsprings_1167[1].jpg")
Estes Park and Glenwood Springs in Colorado. You can even take a scenic train ride up to Glenwood Springs from Denver. Also stop by Fort Collins for some dank legal weed on me. [email protected]
>>767740258
FL is never nice.
>>767733355
State parks are a national treasure. The Smithsonian and most of the touristy things in Washington D.C. will be nice if you want to learn more about American culture and history. If you want more conventional fun most any major city will suit your purpose, but some are definitely better than others.
>>767738258
Well your likely into crazy cars then. There are lots of big mudding events.
To explain mudding, it's basically a giant bog, Lots of half/fully naked people, country/rock concert, and crazy drunk rednecks trying to one up each other in super modified trucks.
Plus many events have food vendors with typical fair food.
>>767740773
>>767740559
>>767734876
That's what I'm saying, the outdoor culture in Colorado is tied only with California and we have the advantage of not being shitty California.
I was stationed out in Kansas while I was in the army, I’m from New York and I have to say there’s something to be said about the mid west. Really wish I used my leave to travel instead of going home. There are some really nice places to see out there. Hope I have another opportunity some day.
>>767740815
>>767740773
The activities and people portrayed here will likely ruin your image of America.
>>767740890
Excluding flat, boring ass Kansas of course, right anon?
>>767736596
it's Ohio, though
>>767734876
>Loveland
ahahahaahehehehehehehehehuhuhuhuhhuhuhuh
>>767740929
That's a good thing, the real America isn't in the large cities, it's definitely the small towns and rural areas.
>>767740929
can't fix what's already broken, sir
>>767737090
never understood the bulshit naming of your regions,
this is northeast of USA ffs...
>>767741113
No, northeast is New York, New Hampshire, etc.
>>767741113
It was the NW after it was gained from the Louisiana purchase. Reading up on American history will help you understand it better
>>767741113
No..no... geographically.. no... just stop talking
>>767741212
Woops, meant MW
>>767738258
I'm also from the tracksuit part of yurop and have lived in the US since 2000. [email protected].
>>767733355
>idaho
>hamburgers
>>767735514
Fucking Ash Cave is crazy cool.
Hilliard fag here.
>>767737090
The simpsons is springfield oregon you faggot how else would mr burns have an ocean worthy yacht
>>767737395
The north east are the states east of ohio faggot
yo
>>767733355
If you are going through Chicago, you can meet me...a 44 yo btard who lets his wife fuck him in the ass and has bragged about it here. We won't be doing buttstuff, but I'd be hwppy to show you around. I speak some German and French pretty well if that helps. Leave KIK or throwaway email if interestested.
>>767738859
Only in the cities, up further north its mostly hillbillies and hmong trash
>>767733355
CA - Yosemite, Big Sur, Redwoods, Mt Shasta, Lake Tahoe
OR - Oregon Coast, Crater Lake, Mt Hood
Washington - Mt Rainier, Olympic NP, Puget Sound
AZ - Grand Canyon, Antelope Slot Canyon, Colorado River at Parker, Lake Havasu, etc (great place to rent boat)
NV - Las Vegas, Lake Tahoe, Great Basin
UT - Arches, Canyon Lands, Bryce Canyon, Zion, etc
CO - San Juan Mountains, Aspen, Crested Butte, River rafting, etc.
WY - Yellowstone, Grand Tetons, Devils Tower
MT - Glaciers NP, etc
>>767741212
doesnt mean, its not retarded
I think there's a couple of must-see places here for a first timer.
Crater lake state park in Oregon. Fucking beautiful.
Black hills badlands, South Dakota.
The French Quarter, New Orleans. Although summer weather is brutal.
Savannah, Georgia. Lots to do, it's a historical town so pretty cool. Plus a ton of great food.
The Smithsonian. Washington DC.
Moab, Utah. It's a blast there if you want some adventure.
Ocean city Maryland. A nice dose of American beach town living.
Cedar point, Ohio. The greatest amusement park on the planet.
Of course there's a ton more places to go and things to do, but these are a few of my favorites.
>>767741638
>>767739729
tracksuit part of Yurop
>>767742410
Serbia?
>>767733355
Check out these travel bloggers, I'm from the US and I can't wait to go to Mt. Rainier next winter, its fucking gorgeous.
There are beautiful ranger centers all around for free, but they include cafes and shops as well for food and supplies.
>>767734419
It's bigger than you think man. You just can't take a road trips from new York to California.
Texas fag here. It's great for the citizens but not tourist. Don't come here
>>767742570
oops forgot the link to the video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6rEoftPbykM
Just stay away from Memphis. It's nothing but niggers and crackheads here. The music is dead.
>>767740773
>bog
That means god in my language, so it must be pretty cool.
I live pmuch on the iron curtain, so the muslim part of Yurop is slowly oozing in, so I might also be interested in gay things light sightseeing.
>>767740815
That looks really fun, why did it become a "sporting event?"
>>767742577
The US is the same almost exactly to the whole of Europe
United States of America/Area 3.797 million mi2
Europe 3.931 million mi2
Our states are like their counties.
>>767742821
It's just like a every weekend thing where I am from in Southern Ohio.
>>767742562
Close, same country as your first lady
>>767742928
I mean if he's here for like a couple of week or something. It's better to stay in one state if youre here only a couple of weeks.
>>767742999
nice trips
slovenia is p nice
>>767733355
As a Europoor who've been I can say:
>Skip
Los Angeles ( the most boring, fake plastic city ever, less than 10% white people)
Las Vegas (a boring desert theme park)
New York City is nice for like 3-5 days of sightseeing after that you're done (also less than 10% white people)
If you want the America you see in shows and movies go to Florida, Louisana, Colorado, Texas, Montana, Vermont.
>>767733355
Stay out of my country. We don't need any more of you European trannies shitting this place up, trying to make it into a new Germany, but not nazi Germany, instead Merkel Germany, overrun by hordes of rapist Muslims.
Fuck you
>>767743196
what the hell did you manage to do for 5 days in NYC?
>>767742747
Yeah the US is the same size as all of Europe only with far fewer people. Combine that with having the most different climate zones of any country on earth and you get for alot of natural beauty. So feel free to really explore the parks if your into nature. Alot of cities on the easy coast like Boston are like unique Time capsules due to when they were born.
And of course all the touristy stuff like Vegas, empire state building ect.
>>767743120
It's kinda small, which has its positives and negatives.
But just to clarify, we don't all speak broken english like your first lady.
>>767743106
Yeah true
>>767741960
The black Hills and the badlands are mine. Is op from the uk?
>>767743271
I can't remember.
>>767743253
I don't even like Merkel, none of tracksuit Yuropean countries do.
White Mountains, New Hampshire.
>Good Hiking
>Lots of places to swim
>>767733355
Skip the states go to Canada.
Canada is everything the states think they are but aren't
This all depends on what you want to do. Grand Canyon and Yellowstone literally have nothing comparable in the world. Niagra Falls is breathtaking but touristy.
>>767743394
I know friendo, I've been to yurop.
>>767743516
Every euro hates Merkel and what's happened to Germany. We can't vote for germans. They might get it a 3rd time if they keep it up.
are you from belgium OP?
>>767743253
This man doesn't speak for us obviously and is probably from some shit state. Come to rural America and we will treat you like weve been friends for life.
>>767736327
>driven through
I would vote Iowa
>>767736798
no one is ever in line for vortex
>>767743591
Yeah I mean how dare our first lady speak 5 languages fluently.
>>767743609
Nope, same country as the US first lady
>>767743641
Missouri vote here or as my dad calls it, Misery.
Cambridge Mass. I live here for school. Lots of resturants, cool shops, tons of concerts, old buildings, and history. Most everyone here is really well educated. Quick T ride into Boston, too
take a quick detour through DC:
Smithsonian
Arlington
>>767743641
wyoming is fucking dull
>>767743761
>Melania
She doesn't, over here in her country of birth everyone knows that her diplomas are fake.
Even tho it is true we're pmuch all multilingual, since you'll hit the other side of our country in a 2 hour drive.
>>767741093
A-fucking-greed
Also if our traveler is Adventure hearted then consider a air boat ride in a Florida cypress swamp. Lots of interesting wildlife like flamingos, alligators, pumas, anacondas, wild hogs, and the occasional shark
Bring mosquito repentant.
>>767743555
Canada thinks Canada is interesting. The rest of the world, other than Indians, honestly don’t give a flying fuck about you.
When you go through Mississippi make sure you go through the northern part. South MS is flat as hell and boring. Also, don't go through Shreveport Louisiana.
>>767735264
I fucked my girl friend on that rock
>>767733673
fuck off commie
>>767743984
Nah. Keyhole lake. Yellowstone. The bighorn mtns. Some nice spots in wy. Sodak is nice. Nebraska is a shit hole but you can find trees there if you look hard enough.
>>767733355
Gettysburg, PA
>>767744053
We control the maple syrup supply
Don't tempt us
>>767744004
You know looking it up it seems I may be wrong, she's clearly fluent in Slovenian and English but has a basic understanding of some others.
Sierra Nevada has the largest trees on earth many from before Christianity was created.
Get out of mah swamp donkey >>767744036
>>767743555
Aren't people forced to learn French in some parts of Canada because theyre a bunch of faggots who refuse to learn English? Fuck Canada
>>767744177
Lets be honest America makes nearly half of our maple syrup anyways.
Interesting fact, the US used to make the most syrup in the world but over the 20th century Canada upped the production to clearly surpass all other countries.
Don't ask why I know so much about fucking syrup.
>>767744208
Yep, that's pretty common around here, I'm fluent in Slovenian, German and English, but understand or know a few basic phrases in Italian/Spanish. It+s like if every state in the US had its seperate language, you'd pick up the basics pretty fast.
>>767744177
I make my own. Every winter. Socialist snow monkey.
>>767740986
I know... sorry
But I grew up in Ohio mostly so I have fond memories in Adams county Ohio
>>767744471
Honestly in America it's sad but just knowing one extra language is an abnormal thing.
>>767744246
Is that where that tunnel tree is?
>>767741638
>>767733355
Go to Mormon Meca.
>>767744074
sup dubs/truccmom
>>767744598
It's understandable, it's all English, it's convinient, you'd have to travel pretty far to actually need to use another language.
>>767744677
Yup
>>767744840
true dat,
>>767744496
Does it taste like freedom too
At least we don't cry over snow
>>767744916
It tastes like the freest of freedoms.
And some do, but we don’t have to worry about being forced to use specific pronouns for the mentally ill, cuck.
>>767744916
The only state that cries over snow is Commiefornia, but you knew that right 51st stater?
>>767743555
90% of Canadians live within 90 miles of the US. Canada is beautiful, but boring as fuck after driving in it for a day.
>westcoastfag that drove from Fairbanks to Cali.
>>767740074
>hiddem gem
are you feeling okay?
>>767740258
90% tourists practically everywhere, people are either really nice or complete assholes, everything is very expensive, traffic is horrendous, food is meh if you don't like steak
absolutely beautiful scenery, yes, but the best hikes away from all the tourists are ones you have to ask about.
>>767745149
>>767740494
meant to quote this
East Tennessee & the Great Smoky Mountain National Park is beautiful.
>>767733355
It's shit here since the late 90s
STAY THE FUCK OUT OF DENVER COLORADO
>>767745335
lol why?
>>767744452
I think the girl in the pic is learning it right there.
>>767734876
Stay the fuck out of my state. Clogging up my i25. Fuck off. Nobody cared about us until 01/2014 when we manned up and legalized bud. Now attracting all the assholes that come with it bye cause they’re too weak to vote for their own shit.
>>767745335
Denver is literally the worst part of our state next to Commerce city and Pueblo.
>>767744762
Zion natl park is beutiful.
>>767745418
>>767740074
>the dakotas are fly fields
Where in south dakota have you been?
>>767745459
They cared about us since about '06 or whenever it was that we were voted really gr8 place to live.
>>767745459
What are you fucking talking about, you cunts always exaggerate everything.
https://www.denverpost.com/2016/07/20/colorado-tourism-legal-marijuana-2015/
https://www.denverpost.com/2017/01/25/colorado-2016-tourism-legal-weed-waning/
You probably voted for Dickinpooper
>>767745104
>cries over snow
Only the city fags. Everyone in the north and north-eastern part of the state deal with feet of it yearly.
>>767745497
Agree Zion is sweet
>>767743550
you call those mountains?
>>767745497
>>767745676
>>767745497
Yosemite isn't bad and has accommodations reminiscent of a Nazi resort.
>>767746240
Come to West Virginia, we have a bridge you can jump off of
>>767746240
2
>>767745675
>>767745710
>>767745995
The problem is you can spend more than a week in each of the larger parks alone.
>>767746240
3
>>767733355
Glacier National Park in Montana.
>>767746284
Hold up. Is that near Hinton?
>>767733673
This. America is a bunch of overcrowded cities on the coasts and a giant farm in the middle. And everyone there is a fat, racist religious fanatic. Anyplace else on earth is more interesting to visit.
>>767745675
Honestly I'd go from Garden of the Gods to Canyon of the Ancients then going to the four corners. From there I'd head to the Grand Canyon then up to Zion. I've done this before and you really get a look out how beautiful the country is out west.
>>767746319
Well when you have parks bigger than small European nations like Slovenia.
>>767746872
>America
You ever visit there?
>>767746872
How's High school going?
>>767746949
pretty good, I got all Ad's and B's for this semester
>>767746872
I've never understood this jealousy of America
>>767746872
I'm slim and atheist.
The racist part is maybe right but its all based in facts and figures
>>767747078
>jealousy
>I have no idea what words mean
>>767747225
>>767745104
>I've literally never been to the south when it's snowed less than an inch: the post
>>767741565
>mentions buttstuff
>no buttstuff
>not until you're unconscious
>>767747270
Imagine being so ignorant of history and current societies, politics, and economics, you unironically believe this
>>767747270
That's it? That's what you have? Most of your language is banned. You can go to jail for speaking a language you're ancestors developed and you come up with this garbage meme?
>>767733355
First off, the USA is HUGE. It’s the 4th-largest country on the planet, and many of its states are larger than European countries.
Second, its big cities are VERY spread out. Many yuros think they can land in NYC, for example, then go to Chicago , then down to Miami, and out to LA before going home a couple of weeks later. But that’s like going from London to Berlin, then down to Majorca and then out to Moscow. It’s better to focus on a particular region or two (New England, Mid Atlantic and DC, Southeast, Florida and Gulf coast, Texas and Desert Southwest, Great Plains, Mountain West, Alaska) and explore those more deeply. You won’t have days on end where you’re just stuck in a car or train traveling from one spot to another.
Highlights include
>NYC
>Miami Beach
>Florida’s Gulf Coast beaches
>New Orleans
>San Diego
>Los Angeles
>Las Vegas
>Yosemite Park in the California mountains
>Yellowstone Park in Northwest Wyoming
>Grand Canyon in Arizona
>Niagara Falls in far western NY
>The Art Institute in Chicago
>Hiking in the Rocky Mountains
The downside is you won’t be able to do them all. The USA’s just too big. But you will be able to see a couple of them and put some of the rest onto your list of things to see when you come back.
>>767747270
Gg
>>767747588
>>767747691
Does the fact that America as a whole not caring about what happens to Europe bother you?
Just a reminder there are only 3 countries that truly matter on the world
USA
Russian
China
We have our Pantheon of American gods in Washington DC
The inner planned city is nice but the outskirts are mostly black ghettos.
>>767747691
>go to jail for speaking a language
The fuck you talkin bout nigger?
>>767747882
Yeah dude. I'm american. I love america. I think one of us is confused and to be honest it could be me. I haven't slept. I will reread
>>767735197
fuck ct, worst state
>>767747704
>San Diego
>Los Angeles
>Las Vegas
Ditch these 3. Absolutely nothing of value here.
>The Art Institute in Chicago
I would say Chicago in general. I love that city. You can walk around the loop and visit all the spots for a week. Go get the pretzels at Timothy O'Tooles.
>>767748031
Yes there is definitely some confusion, we rule they drool.
>>767748031
No I think I was right. It seems to me the meme is a stab at america because the English invented english and we teach out kids english. I don't know though , like I said before I haven't slept yet and I'm seeing double.
>>767748270
I agree. The only people I dislike more than the brits are the aussies.
>>767733355
Portland Oregon is fucking crazy, usually in a good way.
Was downtown there once and some bitch broke off from a group of business people in suits to start literally screaming "Kate Upton is a cock sucker! She tried to put it in my mouth when we were little!"
Fun times.
>>767733355
Depends on what youre looking for, Ive spent time living on most of the East Coast so I'll do my best to sum up some of the highlights
Florida: Theme parks blow but there are areas where you can have the beach all to yourself, the weather is great all year so you dont have to deal with anything and there are plenty of places to get casually drunk and have decent food (I live in the Ormond/Daytona area which is pretty relaxed but Miami and other areas like that are allot different)
New York: My favorite place if you're looking for a busier city atmophere. Theres allot here. In most of the touristy parts its really expensive but unlike anywhere else "off the beaten path" is usually like a block away and you can find some neat shit almost anywhere, and the different cultural neighborhoods (little italy, chinatown ect.) make it feel like you're visiting like 6 different citys in a 20 minute walk.
New Orleans: I lived here well after Katrina but its still pretty wild over there, very cultural, allot of great food done in ways you dont see anywhere else and a party atmoshpere that goes from fun to fucking ridiculous depending on when you come. New Orleans feels like it grew independently from the rest of the US they even have a completely different legal system so getting arrested there can be weird. (In the rest of the US you have a system of support based on prior cases, where like if the court found one person innocent/guilty in one similar situation then that can be used to expediate the process, where as in Louisiana, if its not written down in statutes it means allot less leading to a much longer process) though you really have to be fucking around to get arrested here.
>>767737090
>Ohio not saying "fat white people"
>>767747753
I think this is referring to a case of assult (verbal in this instance, which can carry a fine and a 2 yr sentance depending on the sevarity and how it's handled after the fact) made through social media. Mainly, telling someone youre going to kill them or only expressing your intent to do anything illegal to that person that would make them feel targeted or unsafe. Its not as much "fuck niggers because Im racist and you all have to accept that" is illegal, as it is "Ill fucking kill you stacy you whore im coming over there right now" which is grounds to be arrested, fined and sentanced, even if you dont go over there to do so.
>>767749384
We have the same thing here in the US, but the joke is appreciated: >>767747753
>>767749384
Don't know. I live in the USA
>>767749461
>same thing here in the US
Uh, not really. You must live in one of those "tolerant" cities.
>>767746874
>Garden of the Gods to Canyon of the Ancients
>>767746874
>>767749781
I live in Florida, which seems like it isnt, regardless, everywhere in the US can use social media messages in a court hearing to decide sentancing and fines. Especially in the cases of physical threats and stalking.
>>767746874
3
>>767733355
I really enjoyed just driving through Utah with my buddy.
But I only visited Utah/Nevada. Didn't like Las Vegas.
>>767748270
>being this deluded willfully
Enjoy going bankrupt when you get cancer or a broken leg, and becoming homeless when most of your jobs are automated because you refuse a decent support system for your people
>>767746874
4
Grand Canyon is pretty cool
>>767750032
You can say whatever the fuck you want, even "fire" in a theater. You have to be actually caught in the act of stalking or physically threatening. And that's not usually jail, it's just a restraining order after warnings.
>>767750103
>going bankrupt
I'd rather be bankrupt than dead. And no one goes broke for a broken leg.
>refuse a decent support system
Like your socialism? Venezuela and Brazil are thriving now.
The government isn't supposed to be taking care of its people, it's supposed to be protecting us from foreign invaders. It currently seems to be a little backwards these days, especially in Europe.
>>767736207
whale watching? Are you 80?
Visit:
San Juan Islands, Washington, north of seattle by ferry. Incredible whale watching and the most valuable homes in the country.
Also check out Mt Rainier, its massive in the distance like mt fuji but even bigger up close.
Sierra Nevada Sequoia forest, Northern California
Oceanside California, drive down the coast with the top down and wind blowing.
Estes park Colorado, visit rocky mountain national park, and stop in Boulder.
Nashville, its good music and bar food downtown on Broadway
Chicago is the most American city there is. Walk around downtown and by the lake. Catch a show at Kingston Mines or Andys. You will leave loving that city forever.
St Louis has nothing really downtown but is beautiful near washington university/forest park. Avoid niggers.
Kentucky has horses and bourbon country, do a tour of the makers mark distillery.
New Orleans Louisiana is a party all the time with amazing seafood. Get drunk and peoplewatch.
Michigan is beautiful forests especially in the upper penninsula.
Washington DC is a must see, there are amazing memorials and statues with a lot of information of how the country went through several wars and changes.
Savannah Georgia is the sweetest part of the south. Its antebellum, frozen in the 1800s and you can drink in the streets. Youll fall in love there.
Everything between new york and bangor maine is a masterpiece of beauty, especially in the fall.
Florida has the kennedy space center which is more awe inspiring than any of the theme parks, but disney and universal are great too. Just crowded and pricy.
Top it all off with Key West florida. 3 hour drive south of miami, it is its own republic. Lots to do, fish, sail, drink, party, and the whole island is walk or bike friendly. The Amsterdam of the usa.
>>767747704
You left out Harold's Chicken in Chicago.
>>767748248
And drink some Malort. It's the tastiest liqueur known to man, and or some reason, you can only get it in the Chicagoland area.
>>767742592
Beautiful forests and snow
Death Valley erupts in the spring with wildflowers which is pretty cool.
>>767751026
The rest of the year death valley is like this
>>767750990
>Malort
look it up
>most disgusting
>worst drink ever
>horrible
>>767751143
Some people like it. Tastes like band-aids soaked in rubbing alcohol.
>>767751026
>>767751179
I'll look for it next time I'm there.
>>767735705
No reasonable person from outside the US thinks Hershey’s chocolate is good. Even the ones in the US that thing it’s good are fucking retarded.
>former PA fag here
>fuck that state
>>767739354
it's not free
>>767733355
Avoid PA like the plague, we've got nothing here
>>767735834
No, Alabama’s only second worst.
Worst is Mississippi, as evidenced by the two states’ unofficial slogans
>Alabama: At least we’re not Mississippi
>Mississippi: You’re welcome, Alabama
>>767735291
Florida can be great, but there’s also a lot of surreal shit that goes on down there, and the longer you stay there the stranger it gets. As someone born there, I have learned to embrace the strangeness and roll with it. If you’re new to it, I recommend a steady diet of psychedelics to help you cope.
>>767750798
This pretty much sums it up.
>>767733355
definitely spend time in the rocky mountains
I took this photo near Estes Park, Colorado a while back
>>767749265
Ohiofag here
>>767747083
>>767752154
Well arent you fancy with your camera and all your fingers and shit.
>>767739354
>national forests
>its free
No it's not. It is supposed to be, but they just hiked prices again a couple years ago.
>>767752154
Black lake? Good shit.
Just go to gatlinburgh or pigeon forge in Tennessee.
>>767733355
Savannah, Georgia is nice.
>>767740864
You’re not, but thanks to everyone moving to Denver, goddamn are you trying.
>>767740929
They’re actually one of the best things about America and its people.
Everyone has a goddamn good time, they sing the national anthem like they mean it, they get good and drunk partying all day, drive supercharged pickup trucks and laugh their asses off.
Plus, if something goes wrong, they all run TOWARD the wreckage, as only the very best people do.
>>767733355
>mostly stays out of Missouri
And stay out.
>>767741113
Because back when the country was young, it was “out West” to the original Colonists. Then the whole western half of the continent opened up, and while it was still “out West”, it wasn’t “Way out West” like California. So they chose “Middle West”, which got shortened to “Midwest”, and the name stuck.
>>767742821
Because people love their cars and love competition. Get enough cars and enough people together and pretty soon they are going to start racing.
Make those cars into trucks and they’re going to be doing other forms of competition, like mudbogging.
Turn them into tractors and you’re going to ha e tractor pulls.
It’s just the way we are. We love everything with an engine and unmuffled exhaust pipes.
>>767753253
What a wonderful lesson, you should be a teacher.
>>767734669
This
>>767741638
Every one of these I've been to was incredible
I was born in Texas and only visited Oklahoma. Both boring states with not much to see unless if you like hot weather and fields of grass.
>>767733355
r u gonna camp and/or use hostels?
where u want to start & where u want to end?
Try to check out a State Fair, Major League Baseball, and a Rodeo as well (in addition to everything above).
>>767744036
True, and for this, north Florida has it all over South Florida.
South Florida is either fuckhuge stripmall cities or swampy as fuck river delta (aka Everglades). North Florida has much more of the interesting terrain and more natural wonders.
>Pic related, the Florida Caverns in Marianna
>>767750913
That’s because I’ve never been.
Please, enlighten our benighted souls.
>>767754146
WellI know this girl from Ohio, she says I can stay at hers for a few days, so I believe that's my start I'd like to rent a van and sleep in it for the most part, sometimes go to a motel or something.
I just want to experience the good part of the US.
>>767748248
They can go to a TV show taping in LA, gamble like true Americans in Vegas and fall in love with Cali down in San Diego.
Just off the top of my head.
>>767751179
So, like every Eastern European alcoholic drink ever?
Sold.
You can shoot fully automatic rifles at LV ranges.
>>767755412
You can shoot fully automatic rifles at lots of ranges.
There’s an indoor range in my town where they rent automatic weapons. They have an MP5 you can rent and then blast away to your heart’s content. The ammo cost adds up, but hey-you’re shooting full auto, what do you care?
>>767734669
Agree with this. If you are coming east to west, take the sandhills journey scenic byways up through Nebraska to the black hills. The sandhills are one of the most unique and coolest features you will see. Also, one of the most isolated and empty places you can still go through in the civilized world.
>>767733355
>avoiding North Carolina
pls come to NC we have forests, mountains, and beaches. Most of the state is still woods, but there are cities, too.
Lots of national parks built around weird rock formations.
Like Grandfather Rock. It's supposed to look like a face.
Or Hanging Rock, which juts over a cliff.
Or Stone Mountain, which is a mountain-sized rock.
Actually don't come.
