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I want to send my sister a pic of my cock. How can I do this

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I want to send my sister a pic of my cock. How can I do this while still being able to play it off as an accident in the extremely likely event that she reacts negatively?
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>>767730753
Have a pic of it in your phone, and have her look at other pics
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>>767730798
That sounds almost flawless. The problem though is that she lives in another state.
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>>767730753
whatls the purpose? you want to fuck her?
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>>767730854
sending wrong pic happens all the time. just send her the pic and tell her afterwards that it was a mistake.
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>>767730988
Yes. Or at least see if there's any mutual interest.
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>>767731006
Thought about that. I almost did it too. Had a pic and some text entered but was too much of a pussy to hit send.
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>>767731033
than good luck bro
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>>767731365
Thanks anon. I think I'm just gonna do it and stop being a faggot.
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>>767731148
Stop overthinking. Stop thinking
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>>767731397
Pics
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>>767731397
This and keep us in the loop
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>>767730753
start by posting on social media...bout to go out with the boys and get fucked!!! up!!
later that night send the pic and you'll be able to perfectly play it off as being wasted the night before and you clicked the wrong name
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Screenshots of replies
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>>767731397
This is definitely the wise thing to do. Post her reaction here please you dear sir.
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>>767730753
post pics of your sister
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>>767731639
That's not even the worst advice tbh
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Better idea. Wait for her to come home to a family holiday and make her intentionally catch you jerking off. Stay on edge the entire time so you’re ready when she enters.

Set up a cam so you get her reaction as she walks in and you blow.
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>>767731639
Smart
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>take pic of penis
>send her using any kind of application you two use to communicate
There. Was it hard?
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>>767731365
Glad there was no scolding because "hurr durr she's your sister".
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Why not just download a texting app and send the pic anonymously. No fall out
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>>767732522
I think anon wants her to know that it is him sending said pic
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Is op already fucking his sister?
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Send her a dick pic to her email, from an anonymous email/Facebook her with a fake facebook
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>>767730753
Send me to kik and I'll send it to her
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>>767730753
Benis in vagina don't u :DDDD
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>>767731523
>>767731006
basement dweller detected. jfc you're a fucking moron if you think that isn't extremely obvious
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>>767735196
Maybe that's the road to success
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easy, you 2 have each other on snap? ofc u do, then you snap her at night, some random question "when do you going to see me" or some shit, then she snaps u back dadada. 20 min after u 2 snaped u can send her the dickpic, and you will be able to play it off really easy because u 2 just snaped and then she is in the top of the snap list, so you basically can say that you just sent it to the wrong person, e a s y.
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>>767735196
Eh. My daughter accidentally texted me a pic of her tits. She was obviously mortified and barely talked to me for a week after. Fairly certain it was an accident. People are sloppy.
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>>767731983
It most definitely should be
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>>767735636
proof?
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>>767730753
Send it with a text including another girl's name. Make the content of the text relatively sexual like "I wish I was inside of you right now, Ashley."
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>>767735636
should have saved
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>>767735821
>>767736056
I promised I’d delete it ;)
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>>767736378
;)
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>>767736378
Share here, obviously not the real photo wink wink
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Talk to her on snapchat
Then after a while send her a pic of your dick then just text her not to open the snap because you 've done a mistake.
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sos of op pic?
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>>767735636
>not taking the hint
Worst dad ever.
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>>767736378
then post it here so we can delete it too
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>>767736952
Yeah I probably should have just gone in her room and fucked her. Dad of the year for sure. But honestly, I’m confident it was a mistake.
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>>767737068
>Yeah I probably should have just gone in her room and fucked her.
You say it like it's a bad thing.
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>>767736378
>>767736505
do it faggot
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>>767737035
kek
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>>767736505
>>767737035
>>767737530
If this thread is still alive in about 30 mins when I get back from the store, I’ll post it. Good luck.
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>>767738179
kek
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>>767738179
I'm bumping just for this tbh
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>>767730753
What i would do is i would send it but also send some text like you were talking to another girl and it just happened by accident.
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>>767731033
Any reason to believe she might be interested?
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Let's bump for that pic
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>>767736378
Same thing happened to me twice but i also had to delete the pics ;) ;) ;)
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>>767730753
if you want to send her a pic of your cock than you need her snap, once you have her snap it just needs to be mildly believable that you have a girlfriend. what you do is send her the pic on snap than text her immediately after to not open the snap and that the snap was meant for your girlfriend (don't tell her what the picture is at all) and out of curiosity she'll open the snap and then see your cock and she won't tell anyone because she wasn't supposed to open the snap in the first place. good luck.
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Did op died?
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>>767739206
pls can we delete them too anon??
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>>767737035
lel
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Has Anyone Really Been Far Even as Decided to Use Even Go Want to do Look More Like?
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>>767730753
Just post the cock pic and her number and let /b/ take care of the messy details.
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debating whether fake and gay or not
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>>767739636
autistic work of fiction
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>>767738179
Are you home yet?
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>download google voice
>spoof number
>send pic to sis as from fake number
>????
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quads command i see wincest
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>>767740008
Close but no sigar
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>>767740202
ceegar*
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>>767740309
*caesar
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>>767740333
trips of truth
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>>767740202
>No sigar
Plenty of sigar

http://www.bankers-anonymous.com/blog/sigar-and-the-afghanistan-war-costs/
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>>767740355
dubs of dsgfjdslkghrlgk
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>>767739705
indeed sir
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OP is dead.

Guy who coming back frm shops is dead.

Abandon thread.
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I don't care about ops dick pic i want the possible win pic
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Give your first name so I can look for you on Dr. Phil later.
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>>767740504
Just got back. Kind of regret saying that but a promise is a promise...
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>>767731639
YEAH DO THIS
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>>767740716
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>>767740716
nice rack. thanks for delivaring anon.

will fap then delete.
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>>767740716
Not to worry, I have already deleted this.

It is nice and safe in my deleted folder
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>>767740872
You bet. You’re a good man.
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>>767740951
And you’re a bad man.
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>>767736753
And everything is saved by Snapchat forever on their servers even after you erase it.
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>>767741018
He did nothing wrong. You leave him alone. He's the victim in all this.
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>>767741124
Ha yeah I’m only kidding
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>>767741124
Thanks
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