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rekt thread without gore
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>>767728268
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>>767729556

>go to be mopedfag somewhere else
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>>767729556
That looks like on purpose. Truck driver has a hidden switch to open/close the door
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>>767728465
lmao
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>>767728293
What the hell is this?
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>>767730573
don't know but this shit is freakin me out !
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>>767730573
A black panther
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>>767731178

fucking niggers
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>>767729071
wow thats cool
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>>767728465
Fuck yo boat nigga
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>>767731803
No gore cunt
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>>767731293
welcome to Europe Jamel
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>>767728380
looking all those bitches enjoying the party .... i bet later they expected some dicking right ? Hah guess what ? Expect the unexpected , whores ! Floor collapsed fuckers ! HAHAHAHA Wish every cock sucking happy party bitches would get the same .
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>>767731900

I'm a dash to collect my trash! Nyoooong
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>>767732176
t. incel
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>>767729725
nah dude , its just fuckin china .
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I don't understand why idiots try to kill themselves by jumping into water. It's not like hitting concrete, which would actually kill you.

Now this retard has to swim to shore and try again another way.
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>>767731803
No gore, idiot.
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>>767732176
Thought same haha. RIP you fucking whores.
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>>767730324
>)
kekek
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>>767732277
>Now this retard has to swim to shore and try again another way.
>kek

not even mad bro
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>>767732437
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little shit? Ill have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and Ive been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and Im the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. Youre fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and thats just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little clever comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldnt, you didnt, and now youre paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. Youre fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>767729071
that is so cool
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>>767732335
WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK ? This nigga got talent .... he should be in fucking WWE or some shit ..... god , what a waste of a talent. Probably lives in the ghetto smoking crack ... sad.
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>>767732700
Right? I've watched this shit like 15 times
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>>767732157
The Russian judge awards a 9.8
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>>767732592
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>>767732592
cool story bro
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>>767732335
break dancing?
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>>767729071
They aren't long for this world. Feral hogs are a menace.
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>>767731696
i heard that new smoking therapy works well.
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>>767731803
Fucker
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>>767732592
Considering how soft the bones are in a baby, and that their skull probably isn't completely fused at that age, means that lil feller's brain is minced meat after that. Baby be ded.
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>>767731178
reminder panthers have paws,
not Huge, hairy hands
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>>767729071
i'd love to bbq those little piggies on a stick - delicious!
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>>767729071
It's a trap!
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>>767733165
jesus christ wtf, does anyone have a story for this one
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>>767731696

You see hammed, no one will find us refining explosives in this baseme...
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>>767732439
>>767732176
Fuck off you ridiculous poor incel losers! kek
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>>767732176
This isn't a cringe thread fag
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>>767729071
That one little pig got his head squished
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>>767731747
fju... Good thing there was a red fucking circle on that car. Otherwise, I don't know how we would a seen it.
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>>767735321
I don't see any line in the center of the road, was it one way?
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>>767735321
You shouldn't ride at that speed if you don't how to. Specially on the road where there are other vehicles.
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>>767735344
Nevermind bro... he is an incel (a species of virgin loser who blames women for the shit they are)... their brains does not work properly
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>>767728465
what happened next? did the sharko eat them?
I truely hope so
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>>767736214
No. Sharkos don't like the taste of human blood.
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>>767736491
>the taste of human blood
I'm pretty sure they were geckos
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>>767730324
what a gecko
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>>767731845
Dark souls roll
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>>767731845
it's weird how "people" (as they like to call themselves) in India stand up to trains all the time
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>>767729071
Stupid bacon
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>>767732195
owned
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>>767736214
>>767736491
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>>767736922
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>>767737369
NIGGER POLLUTANT
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>>767732368
ivory poaching
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>>767734665
But on the flip side...the glass isn't broken.
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>>767735321
he panicked fixated on the truck and used brake instead of looking through the turn and just steering using brake in turn was his biggest mistake.
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Some of these are actually fucking horrible. rekts arent fun when they are absolutely 100 percent guaranteed dead, at least when the people in it havent done something fairly stupid to bring on their fate. Im done for tonight.
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>>767731803
Did he make it? Anyone know if he's ok?
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>>767737631
Probably just woke up with a headache
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>>767732176
Just because you're a miserable sack of shit dosent mean everyone else should be
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>>767732335
is this a new nigger dance?
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>>767732176
You sound like a fucking loser, fix yourself and maybe you'll have a friend to get invited to a party or some shit you faggot.
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>>767732335

Damn, nigga lift the table of the floor with her head
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>>767732368
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For his ovaries.webm
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>>767735321
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died he dieded?
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>>767738408
I always see this shit on every thread but i dont understand this broken english, can anyone decipher?
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>>767735006
>guy walking down the street in shithoe china
>thinks to himself "there's too many chinks here"
>oh look another chink too many
>proceeds to kill the stupid baby chink
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>>767729071
I met the a guy at a robotics conference who designed those. He was excited that people online lived his work. It's called the Boar Buster, deployed mainly in Texas and Oklahoma. Apparently those boars so are so fucking diseased and vile you can't sell their meat in Oklahoma, but dumb Texans will pay top dollar for wild boar in uptown stakehouses. So bad that if you're in the field and get their blood on you, protocol is to get you to a hospital asap.
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>>767737494
that's some good quality chink glass for ya.
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>>767731845
i bet those train drivers don't even stop anymore, since that shit seems to happen everyday
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>>767729725
based
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>>767739224
Oh my god that is fucking hilarious. Everything you said is wrong, horribly and hilariously wrong. Shine on you moronic bastard, shine on!
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>>767731843
>>767732437
>>767734635


Baby's first rekt post. Summer must have come early.
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>>767731803
so much for "no gore"
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>>767732277
It actually is exactly like hitting concrete. Surface tension bro
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>>767733165
someone actually just fucking walked past? that makes me legit fucking seething angry what the hell i'm so mad
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>>767739405
http://boarbuster.com/https://www.noble.org/news/publications/ag/wildlife/feral-hog-in-oklahoma/
I really do enjoy winning online internet arguments. Maybe I'll treat myself and get a milk shake after dinner.

>t. Pea-brain texan
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>>767732277
actually from some heights water is like concrete when you hit it
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>>767739036
Spambot, silly summerboi
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>>767732368
Story?
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>>767740025
No shit u stupid faggot, but look at what the bot says, it doesnt even make sense. Dumbass newfag
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>>767740069
Big mouthed favela kid walks up to drug dealer and asks to see his gun

Probably thinks nothing bad will happen because he is a kid

Drug dealer shows him his gun, bad things happen.
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>>767731845
what retard takes a shit by the train tracks
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>>767732195
Deja Vu
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>>767733095
what an incredibly stupid way to die
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>>767739294
they cant anyway it takes miles for trains to slow down
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>>767728293
Was that a fucking bear?
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>>767739224
Ha! Good one.
Actually, they are needed because feral pigs destroy crops and are very hard to get rid of.
People hunt them of course and the meat is delicious, but there are sooo many of them that the traps are needed to get more at once.
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>>767739917
Not the guy you where responding to, but was curious about the blood protocols.
>Link doesn't work
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>>767730573
You newfags don't know about The Grifter?>>767728293
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>>767737583
no his biggest mistake was riding a motorcycle, a poor vehicle choice that accelerates the human body to speeds that will destroy it instantly on crash while offering zero protection
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>>767742709
>Link doesn't work
So fix it.
cut the boarbuster.com/ from the front of it.
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>>767739224
There's a widely accepted theory that pigs and their diseases are responsible for obliterating the vast and thriving Mississippean culture -- literally millions of people -- after they were introduced to the region by the Spanish.
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>>767728337
Dressed as Batman, became Two face.
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>>767740069
Kid stole the gun from him earlier. Didn't know that was the same dude. Tries to sell him the gun. Lol, shoots him for the robbery.
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>>767742617
>they cant anyway it takes miles for trains to slow down


Maybe what he means is that in India they conductors don't even stop for an Investigation. Like whatever version of the NTSB is called in to asses the carnage.
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>>767729071
Thats good eatin'
Spit roast those fuckers
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>>767728465
oh shit
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>>767732399
fucking kek
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>>767731696
top kek
it blew his fucking shoes off
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>>767736214
they somehow manage to escape then upload this video to the internet
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>>767739898
its a fucking chink man, get over it
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>>767735321
He survived cause he crashed into a firetruck carrying paramedics. Still a dumb fuck
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>>767733095
crushed to death by its own stupidity.
>niggers
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>>767731845
at least he died doing what he loved
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>>767731845
how to get rid of designated shitting streets
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>>767731803
"No gore" you fucking autistic shit, learn to fucking read
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>>767743383
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>>767742841
I mean, you're not wrong
bikerfag here
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>>767743401
where the legs
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>>767728380
"The club can't even handle me right now"
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>>767728465
Now he's just gonna sit back and wait patiently like "yeah, come to daddy"
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>>767740069

fake
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>>767731900
feel like this is a troll in like need for speed or something. "Ready set go! HAHA JUST KIDDING!"
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>>767731803
We got a rule breaker
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>>767732335
>>767732784
I was thinking the same thing. He's like the next fucking Rey Mysterio or something. Imagine him swinging around the ropes and shit
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>>767732368
Why'd they shoot Austin Power's son?
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>>767728465
nom nom nom nom , i can wait!!!
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>>767732399
out of ALL the people that run to help, one comes out alive? after the kid is thrown. WOW that first guy is a Balla
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>>767743062
KEK! fucking dumbass
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>>767732277
Anything above 75 meters will most likely kill you. Not to mention break every bone in your body.
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>>767732176

Kill yourself you incel piece of garbage nobody will ever love you sorry ass anyway
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>>767732368
>>767740069
Ivory trade.
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>>767743062
imagine the crunch when his head smashed against the edge of the metal stairs
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traps r gay
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>>767732277
Nice copypasta. You get a lot of people to respond, way to go. Now you're popular!
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>>767732335
so long gay browser
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>>767728268
Kek'd
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>>767728268
>without gore

Is that a challenge?
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>>767732399
what the actual fuck, so many question, someone know story?
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>>767739405
>I don't know how its wrong but I don't like it so I know it's wrong
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>>767731803
rekt threads weren't always gore, newfags made them into gore threads
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>>767745521
2spoopy4me
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>>767745699
Looks like he knocked that dude the fuck out
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>>767731803
i like how hes shaking before the shot. you can really see his fear.
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>>767732176
Supreme gentlemen detected...
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>>767744821
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A rekt thread with no gore is a rekt thread. Fuck gore fags for ruining rekt. Filthy incel newfag virgins.
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>>767745759
Thanks i've never seen this before
Had a good laugh
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>>767743062
This is fucking fantastic
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>>767733095
totally his fault. probably too much of a pussy to khs too
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>>767728380
typical American party
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>>767729071
I know i'd get fucked up but I'd want to steal one of the piglets in front of its mother just to see its reaction
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>>767745759
this is just sad, I want to punch that retard right in the face but then I remember that the retarded kid just couldn't help being retarded and is just too stupid to even understand physical punishment, so in the end you just have to accept the destructive nature of genetic stupidity.
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>>767731845
>poo in the loo
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>>767731293
sauce?
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>>767746281
Kek legit would get him laid
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>>767737621
pussy
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>>767746137
he's about to get a good fuck, i guess. the bull is already licking him. adorable!
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>>767732195
kanesi dorifto
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>>767733095
what an infuriating series of events, i got actually mad watching that unfold
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>>767731696
It will knock your socks off!
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>>767746371
Elettrocat
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>>767746264
no. eliminate these disgusting abominations. they should be exterminated the moment theyre identified
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>>767746371
what the fuck is actually happening here??? the cat got stuck or something?
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>>767731803
You should feel bad about yourself nigger. Literacy is lost on you
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>>767746894
friedcat
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>>767746843
you mean through abortions? if that i agree, but that thing is way past that and all you can do is just accept reality
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>>767731845
The British should not have brought trains to India.
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>>767747001
through abortions if its identifiable. otherwise no, just ougright kill them no matter the age. theyll always be a burden on civilization and theyll never contribute back to society. they are a crutch and weakness in humanity and we should eliminate it like we would cancer
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>>767728293
candlejack.......
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>>767747193
At least tgey maintained theirs. The africans destroyed all tgeir infrastructure.
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>>767746981
but that makes no sense, houses should have a failsafe for occasions such as those, current should automatically stop
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>>767747406
AC current hates cats
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>>767747216
good luck going to prison for homicide then, hope you don't get raped too hard
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>>767746715
Is that his leg cut open or is it really thin fucking pizza?
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>>767747513
Kek, someone has a tard in the family.
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>>767732368
This is actually fake, I can't remember a source but p sure the kid is known for pulling fake stunts like this
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>>767728268
saloon doors are annoying as fuck, especially since I'm a germaphobe that avoids touching door handles period
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>>767747604
Kek, someone has a edgy tard in the family
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>>767747733
nice dubs
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>>767745521
10/10 would pet
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>>767747604
i mean that's what happens when you kill another person unprovoked, i don't make the laws faggot
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>>767746843
couldn't agree more. thanks for speaking up, anon.
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>>767745759
wait did it poke her eye out or something?

It's india/10 quality.
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>>767746383
Why do I feel bad for the whore? You can tell how upset she is for ruining the shot and keep saying "im sorry im so sorry" while her body tried to expel the 2 gallons of semen in her stomach.
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>>767746715
erock army nigga
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>>767745521
i was shitting myself over this
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>>767748112
not sure if all that bit ot does look damages hard to tell on video
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>>767729071

incredibly satisfying
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>>767746715
He's a fat fucker so yeah that's the fat in his leg you're seeing
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>>767745521
I'm not watching this.
If this is fucking some cunt stepping on it, then get the fuck off 4Chan you human piece of shit, we don't want people like you.
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>>767748530
watch it you dont be disapointed if anything the gore is to the human
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>>767748632
I don't trust you at all.
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>>767746894
basically the cat got stuck in the part of the lamp that has the metal wires to hold the shade on the bulb or stand or whatever. probably got his head through but couldnt get out so it was hanging from his neck with no grip
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>>767748632
>>767748706
Oh, that's adorable.
I'm the fag today it seems .
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>>767748734
It was getting shocked
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>>767739514
you didnt read the thread title
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