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Who's the oldest virgin here?
>22
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>>767721322
>21
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>>767721322
>26
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>>767721322
>being a virgin

Shiggy diggy
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22y 4m.

Have had opportunities and messed around with a couple girls, tasted pussy, gotten sucked and jerked off.
What worries me is twice I've had girls lying in front of me legs open and cunt dripping, but I couldn't get hard.
I've heard porn addiction can do this. If it happens a third time I'm gonna start getting worried.
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19.

But then I knew I wouldn't be the oldest. Just wanted to post and be the first to represent my age.
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27
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28. Not including all the handys and blowing my load on an ex-fiances face.
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98. AMA
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>>767722350
Were you guys waiting til you got married?
Do you now wish you had have just fucked her?
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why
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>>767722172
19
I am now the second to represent this age.
I've had chances to fuck girls though, i just never could decide if i want to lose my v card to this particular girl. And then due to hesitation life decided for me.
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>>767722792
Fist bump fellow 19 yo bro.

I'm happy to hear you at least got close. I've had some action, hand on titties, felt like a bag of sand.
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>>767722448
Ya. Then while we were getting closer. I reached that , wtf am I doing moment?

Throwing away my life for sex? That's dumb and etc. And not really. I did at some points. But I value my life more than her body.

She wasn't a good person. Horrible actually. I understand that I am not either, but the way she treated others and thought anyone that went out and partied as idiots. (Use to do a lot of fun stuff with the guys and etc)

I was just throwing my life away with her.

But my god did she had awesome tits. (No pics. Catholics girl. I'm sure you've all been there.)

And after that, I've just haven't been connected with someone who can fill that, "desire". Idk, it's weird.

The last girl I was seeing who loved going down on me and visa versa, came clean to me two weeks ago about hooking up with some dude at her best friends wedding.

Told glad she had fun and hope it was worth it and peace out, tell your mom I said bye.

She was mad that I never put out with her and she was a victim and blah blah blah.

The only thing I felt was relief and freedom and less people to deal with.

Idk, I'm weird but I'm not a no lifer nor a neckbeard. I've done a lot of solo traveling through the wilderness and such. Meet random girls and get drunk in villages with them. But then I just leave. Idk why.

(Same thing with gays too. I get offered BJ's by my gay friends all the time. Just told them nah. No desire.)

(Side note. I love going into tinder and finding the weirdest fucking girls. I deleted most of them but you guys my get a crack at them.)
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>>767721322
0 1989 Delta here
1 2007-2007
2 2009-2012
3 2013-2013
4 2014-2014
5 2015-2018
Losers
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>>767723327
>get offered BJ's by my gay friends
Ugggh. I get that too.

Gave in once and let a friend suck on my dick. It was gross. He acted all faggy and started making gay moans that made my ears cringe. I had to stop him about 3 mins in and tell him we were done for the night.
So wish I had left it well alone.
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>>767721322
>24
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>>767721414
same lol, not social enough I guess
>>767721587
that's ridiculous. I never even got the chance to touch a girl, why didn't you just fuck them when you had the chance. maybe you should fap less?
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>>767723569
Ya it's weird. My buddy would pick me up if I got to drunk or high to drive, then he would take me behind some buildings and say, come on, no one will know.

And it made me feel off.

Like putting mayonnaise instead of peanut butter for a PB&J.

You're like... Nah fuck that.
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I made it to 33. Lost it to a crazy bi polar who left me and now im emotionally weak. Just use lube, it feels the same, without the drama. I bet if you get a life size fuck doll, it'll be just as good.
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>>767721322
I'm going to be my gf's first. She's 40
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>>767722350
>waiting to fuck before you marry someone
retarded american conservative christian detected
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>>767724019
Make it one to remember
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>>767724089
prob won't be lmao. I'll do my best. I've never fucked a woman, only guys
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>>767721587
Happend to me as well. I was 27 and the first time I had sex I needed some time to get into it.
To this day she doesn't know (or even suspects) that she ass the first girl I ever fucked, so I guess I wasn't that bad.
Sorta humble brag.

My point is: the first time is most probably gonna be weird, if you're 17 or 27.
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>>767721322
24 and Im going to claim my powers one day
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>>767724019
how the fuck does a woman manage to stay a virgin until 40? If you're a woman you're bound to get fucked at some point. they have to put in 0 effort to get laid, it's always the guy that has to make the effort.
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>>767722350
handjobs and blowjobs count. So fuck off you cunt your not a virgin
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>>767722792
Dude exactly the same, I'm turning 19 in a few weeks. I've had/done orals with a couple of girls, but i didn't want to have sex with any of them. I just want to wait for someone i actually like
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>>767724082
I'm two of those 4.

But that's what she wanted, not I.

I have no intention in getting married. All I want is to establish a financial wealthy empire, explore the world, finish getting my pilots licence, then go live in Alaska. Oh finish my masters.

I'm sure there is others but oh well.

Oh man... This one made me cringe.
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im just waiting for a 'special' first time or whatever, i've had a couple opportunities presented
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>>767724338
Yeah women are fucking lazy. All they need to do is spread their legs. They don't even have to court.
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>>767724432
you're not a virgin piss off you faggot
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Damn, i lost it When i was 14... guess i dont have a chance in this thread
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Does gay sex count?
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>>767721587
Chill on that shit, it'll come to you. There's other aspects to sex & attraction that aren't immediately obvious.
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>>767724419
This. For me it's not as much about sticking it in the pussy anyway, it's all about getting intimate with the opposite sex. If you never even touched a girl you will be happy if a girl even looks at your dick.
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>>767721322
>SO.O He is behind of it?
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>>767724338
She still lives at home. Dad is still super protective. Treats her like a 14 year old
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>>767724759
that's crazy she's 40
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>>767724629
stop lying faggot
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>>767724937
You're fucking telling me
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>>767724506
idiot
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>>767724629
>lose virginity 4 years before average
>seek the approval of a bunch of virgins on a chinese cartoon image board
who's the real virgin?
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>>767725046
>chinese
japanese
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>>767725432
>japanese/chinese/korean
gook
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37 and keeping it that way. Fuck humanity.
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>>767725432
>you
not getting the joke
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>>767725786
fucking incel
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>>767725830
No, MGTOW.
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I'll be 31 next month. Maybe.
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35
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20, and I've never even come close to a chance
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>>767724019
any pics?
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>>767721322
more of the same girl I think I might know her will post nudes of her if you tell us her initials
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>>767725912
the difference?
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>>767726039
i'm not that dumb lol
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How do you guys live with that, what are you telling your relatives and coworkers and stuff if they ask you about it?
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>>767726727
Incel: Thinks he has the right to a woman's pussy.
MGTOW: Gave up on the whole dating game. Being simply comfortable with being single.
Some may go throught short term hookups with women but nothing permanent.
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>>767726964
Huh? Do relatives and co workers ask people about who they bang where you live? Because I'm pretty sure that's no one's business where I live.
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>>767727202
true, the only people who asked me about it were an underage scum on internet
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>>767726980
I'm neither of those, I just hate myself for not being able to blend into society but I also hate that such injustice can even exist. I don't even want to identify with the person that's attached to this physical body anymore.
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>>767726964
Why would they ask? I never go out and have no friends, they just know.
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>>767726964

Nobody asks about it
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33
Will die a virgin and That's just fine with me.
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>>767721587
First 2 times I had sex I performed very badly. First time didn't ejaculate. Haven't had sex since then (about 3 years). I feel like I'll take over just to ejaculate if I get in that situation again.
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18.
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>>767721322
24

Also, fuck the normies for acting "cool" about being a "non-virgin"
> Me, I don't want a used-up slut who sucked miles of 88 different dicks in every climate in every position.
> just want a virgin , decent , simple , elegant girl that could be a good mother, wife and caretaker of my home.
> so, I prefer and CHOOSE to be a virgin.
> go suck jewdicks some more, unmarried unvirgins cannot suck my dick.
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>>767727328
Don't give up hope. It's essential to accept your current situation in order for you to change it, if you want.
Acceptance allows for period of anger then greif. This liberates you from the pressing urge to blend in society's defined roles. After that you'll feel better. It's my personal experience.
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>>767727634
beta bait
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>22
What kind of powers will I have?
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>>767727696
I feel like I'm long past the grief stage and am currently at the "I don't give a fuck anymore" stage. I'm living in my own isolated bubble while all others are being social and have the time of their lives and that still sucks because I feel left out and that I have no reason to exist.
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>>767726008
Same anon. I feel your pain.
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>>767721322
40 m
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>>767728181
You're on the right path to healing and becoming stronger.
I seriously recommend that you watch Psych2go videos on social anxiety, introversion, and overcoming depression.
The idea is to help you find a meaning of life that you'll find enjoyable.
For example, I'm obsessed with electronics, sound equipment, and computers. They give my life a goal and they fill me with the pleasure of exploration and excitement.
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>>767724151
probably best not to fuck her ass on her first time
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>>767722350
nice b8. No one would propose without fucking her first.
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>>767724419
>>767724699
BETA AUTISTS. HOLY SHIT LMFAO
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>>767727328
Posting on /b/ will make everything better surely
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>28
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>>767728848
I'm always home anyway, it's not like it would make a difference what websites I visit.
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>>767728570
>>767728181
>>767728248
>>767726008
>>767726039
This thread is the largest exhibition of beta/cuck/douchebags I've seen except for this picture. You should all be ashamed of yourself. Girls are not hard. You sound like you have psych/emotional problems. You sound like EMOs tbh. GO listen to Dashboard Confessional and slit your wrists. I beg of you. The world would be better off. You are sheltered white kids living in a bubble. You're dad is ashamed of you. You're grandparents would be ashamed of you. Mother of christ grow up and be men.
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>>767729085
thanks for the helpful advice
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>>767729270
>get up
>go outside
>talk to women

"advice"

Isn't that more like human or even animalistic instinct?

Its a shame you have to be told this tbh. Enjoy your furry conventions
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>>767729471
>get up
>go outside
>talk to women
Nobody wants to talk to you if you have no job, no skills, no friends, no interests and no motivation to do anything. I'm just a shell of a person at this point.

>furry conventions
I already said I never go out and have no friends. Not even online friends. Nothing. Going outsite at all is fucking scary. As I said, I'm not complaining, I stopped giving a fuck years ago. I'm not blaming anyone but myself. I'll just wait it out until it's over, maybe in the next life I will have some better starting conditions.
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A number of people in this thread are already proceeding unwittingly towards enlightenment, the first step of which is to develop a distaste for the mundane world. What you don't realize is that your issues with women stem from our anima-possessed, materialistic culture's total lack of transcendence, so women, for you, stand in for the totality of what religious life has been for humanity since the dawn of consciousness.

A distaste for the world is not enough. You need to realize that the mundane world is not all there is, and your journey doesn't end with distaste, but with a redirection of the gaze upward toward the unchanging realm of the Platonic forms.

We talk about the medieval period as a dark age. We, now, are in the true dark age. So don't let your distaste for a vapid and phony culture which worships flesh and revolves around simulacra of Kim Kardashian's ass eclipse your experience of your own immortal soul. Read Kierkegaard. And read Neoplatonism. And don't resent women. But reclaim your transcendence.
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>>767729706
>get up
>go outside
>talk to women
Nobody wants to talk to you if you have no job, no skills, no friends, no interests and no motivation to do anything. I'm just a shell of a person at this point


Heard of niggers?
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>>767721322
>22

I'm just lazy to be honest, never really went even 50% effort in on most girls I knew or talked to because I knew they were 70% of the time sluts with a 92% possibility of already sucking someone else's dick at the same time there flirting with a new guy, had a std or was going to get pregnant sometime through the high school year and have a parent freak out ( funny story, must of them did ) the rest are now in jail, dead or moved out of state ) beyond that I just never really felt a "connection" to any of them, so maybe it was just for the best that I didnt fuck them anyways. Oh well i guess.
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>>767729760
>Heard of niggers?
yeah, what do they do?
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>>767730023
They have no jobs, no interests outside of maybe pot and rap music, no skills. They manage to bang fat white bitches all the time. You should too
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>>767730258
Well, they can talk and they can socialize and they are confident. Those are definitely skills.
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>>767721322
I’m 47 and have never even kissed a girl. I had an opportunity to when I was in first grade and we were acting but I ended up crying and ran off the stage because I thought i would get cooties
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26. I have a tiny dick I'm ashamed to show anyone. I'm at peace that I will die virgin.
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>>767731028
Sorry to hear that mate. Would you consider a prostitute? They've seen that and probably worse before
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>>767731028
I have a big dick and still can't get laid. Honestly I think I would swap my dick for social skills, if I could.
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15, honestly have no idea what the fuck's wrong with me.
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>>767731028
Size?
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>>767721322

28, i win
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Fuck off were full
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Lost it at 28, had last kissed at 16, never been in a long relationship but have had several one night stands since then. Started going to the gym and reading self help books about a year before, got to a point where I was comfortable with my looks and with speaking with people in friendly manners, met a nice girl and it happened. Been using tinder since then with varying degree of success.

You have to work on fixing yourself first. Give girls a reason to be interested in you. Practice not being a social retard, learn when and how to start getting more physical with them. The problem was that I was never shown how to approach and talk to women and thus let myself go. You can fix all of that, your age doesn't matter. Just use the god damn internet and don't get sucked into hateful cults.
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Im 20 now, I lost mine when I was 18, If I was you guys I would of paid a prostitute by now
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>>767730564
How does it feel to be a wizard?
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28

The furthest I've gotten was to kiss a girl on the cheek and I think we both misunderstood eachother about being in a relationship or not.
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>>767721322
>>23
can't wait to become a wizard
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>>767729723
Preach anon preach
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