How is your night going?
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How is your night going?
>>767716350
Terrible.
I slept all day, then got diarrhea. So it was middling.
>>767716350
I turned into day.
On the plus side it's caturday.
>>767716350
Why don't you smoke weed instead?
>>767716350
Boring.
Was supposedly to start celebrating my birthday weekend and two friends bailed. Then one buddy came by and we started drinking, popping molly, Percocet and some blow but he's passed out now so I'm fucking bored and high and dunno what to do. Get to fuck my fiance all day tomorrow but that doesn't make tonight any less boring.
>>767716588
Why don't you ram a pogo stick up your ass and jump out of a tree sreaming
>Tigers like to bounce!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJFyz73MRcg
fine
>>767716588
It makes me paranoid. This is better
>>767716350
I'm recovering from a cold, or some shit. Been barking like a fucking seal all day trying to break up the remaining congestion. My nose is throbbing and aching, and it almost feels as though it's radiating to my teeth.
Needless to say, I'm calling it a night. I *attempted* to enjoy myself.
>>767717049
Makeup looks solid tho
>>767717049
Get well soon, you colossal faggot.
>tfw you finally get a day off because you're a wage cuck and you make big plans, but you're so tired all you do is jerk off till nauseated and sleep all day
>>767716350
>How is your night going?
Decent. Computer is broke and i'm talking all sorts of drugs to try and not feel pain and get sleep.
I do like the thunderstorms we have had. Really should try and do so,ethjng productive at some day.
>>767716480
I like your optimiam.
I just woke up and first thing I see is a ton of smegma, not too great
>>767717049
>>767717122
>>767717202
Anons keeping it real here.
>>767716350
It's morning now, went out last night, could have cheated, didn't fucking cheat and now getting kicked out because she thinks I fucking cheated, so fuck it I'm getting morning drunk
>>767716350
about to pack a bowl then get drunk as fuck at a friends for kentucky derby later today
>>767718888
You just waking up?
>>767718888
Little early anon
I realized just how much of a misanthrope I am
I just want to live in a world where I can hate people and still be a functional person
4chan of all places should be accommodating of such a thing.
Fucking newfags
>>767718888
you nigger
going through duloxetine withdrawal
fun times
>>767718993
4chan as a colony of functioning dysfunctionals seems acurate.
Pretty shitty anon. Wife and i had a good night planned together then we had an argument cause shes still banging needles and she has told me she isnt doing that any more so yea..pretty shity /b/ro
>>767716350
I'm not drunk enough yet. A customer went home with the fuck buddy I normally hook up with before I got off work, so I had to jerk it. I hope they used protection. Herpes is common in strangers around here. I hate using rubbers and neither of us has it.
About to get a drink, feel thirsty
/CMvDq22
>>767718929
Nope, fucked up and getting ready for bed. Xanax for sleepy time
>>767721757
4 mg deep now and debating on taking another. Not gunna lie, took forever to type this. Sorry for the late reply
wener ass
>>767721757
My bad, 5mg Xanax, 40MH hydrocodone and half a bottle deep it's hard to tell whose talking to who. I see now that wasn't for me.
And Also just realised I responded to myself.
Dear God somdr one talk to me. I'm just about done for
Halp
