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Confession time. I've shamefully fapped to My Little Pony.

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Confession time. I've shamefully fapped to My Little Pony.
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>>767702050
I voted for Hillary because my wife. S-sorry guys.
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>>767702050
me too- can't love Velvet enough.
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>>767702050
I once fapped to my sister, don’t worry anon
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Used cousins panties as dick sock. Many times. Not proud.
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>>767703207
I did too.

I miss my cousin.
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>>767703398
Mine still lives in my house.
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>>767703541
pics of her underwear drawer?
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thought about my dog fucking me many times
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>>767702050
The show itself, or porn of the characters? It makes a difference.

>I've fapped to pics/thoughts of my sister
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>>767702050
Thats normal here
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I've fapped to traps by accident, realize it's a trap, and just continued because I was close.
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>>767702050
I ate a black girls pussy 2 years ago. She gave me the best head of my life also tho so it was a win
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>>767703881
Some rule 34.
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>>767703634
faggot
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>>767702050
go back to your containment board.
>>>/mlp/
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>>767705515
Well then that ain't nothing. That's perfectly reasonable.
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>>767702050
>fapped to the cartoon there is literally more r34 for in existence
that's like a -1 on level of disgusting shit
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>>767707839
It's still degenerate.
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>>767702050
i confess to nothing because i regret nothing
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>>767707988
Haha, that was a confession.
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I’ve fallen in love with my tattoo artist
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>>767708834
Can greentext if interested,
She knows and we’ve made out a few times,
But she also lurks b so I won’t give details
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I let my nephew shower with me and my gf just a little while ago
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I've strip searched some adolescent boys.
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>>767709207
What does he say/think about it? Is it the first time he's seen adults naked?
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>>767702050
Shameful? Yiu should be pride.
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>>767709207
how old is nephew and how old is gf?
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I've seen almost every woman I've come into contact with naked, through pictures or in person, including my closest cousin, half-sister and a 62 year old ex coworker
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>>767709207
Why tho
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bmp
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I use to work at a hospital and came in the hot nurses creamer all the time. Also use go cum on those beds they do ultra sounds on. Thinking about those bred sluts got me off in no time.
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>>767710316
you're a real seriously horny dude.
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>>767709520
she is 1st girl he's seen naked up close irl. he's seen adult guys, including me, a lot. He's seen her quite a few times but only started fairly recently, us 3 have showered together several times before tonight also.

>>767709598
8, gf is 19

>>767709923
mostly because he is a sheltered kid, especially when it comes to nudity/sex type things. His parents are conservative jesusfags, they would not be happy if they knew about it. It is for his own good, will hopefully help him when he's older and has to face reality.
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bumppp
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>>767710700
How did he react to seeing your girlfriend nude?
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bump
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>>767711464
at 1st he was really shy, afraid to look. then gf told him he could look all he wanted to. he was still kinda shy about it but watched her quite a bit especially when she washed/rinsed her pussy and when she bent over and could see her vagina. gf made it easy to see.
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>>767712212
did that make him or you hard?
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>>767712212
Interesting. Most of the females I know wouldn't allow any male above the age of three, besides a romantic partner or doctor, see them naked. But how is this helping him? What do you see this doing for him in the long-run?
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>>767702050
pic related
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>>767702050
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>>767710316
fuck, I'm not gonna trust those break room creamers now.. lol
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>>767712376
he's never gotten fully hard, but kinda does a little bit. I get hard sometimes but not often.

>>767712464
yeah my gf isnt prude at all. it helps him by letting him know nudity/sex isnt something shameful and sinful like his parents want him to believe. when he is older he wont have false notions of reality and will fit into society better and not be at a disadvantage
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>>767712686
I love Pinkie.
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>>767712932
most 8 year olds dont shower with their uncle+uncle's gf so you're probably gonna make him feel ostracized and weird/anti social growing up. congrats on ruining a kid
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>>767709419
Don't be a dick about it. Boys that age are sensitive.
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>>767712932
But how does seeing the body of an adult female at 8 help dispel false notions of reality or allow him to better fit in? What are these false notions? From what I can tell most Christian children come to age just fine. My understanding of why sex before marriage is looked down on is because a lot of emotional baggage comes with sexuality activity and because it helps avoid messy situations like unwanted pregnancies. Abortion isn't always an easy option and raising a child alone is risky business.
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bump
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On several occasions, I have cummed on my SILs sex toys
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>>767702050
>shamefully
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>>767713323
>probably
probably not.

it really has nothing to do with who, when or where he sees a naked girl. him seeing one at 8yo doesnt automatically make him a failure in life, it didnt traumatize him or anything like that...
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>>767714261
I grew up seeing my aunt naked pretty regularly and I turned out fine... mostly anyway. Have a slight incest fantasy, but so do a lot of people
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>>767712686
>This scenario has legitimately taken place. Many times.
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>>767713530
false notions that nudity/sex is a bad thing, where as in society it is just a normal and accepted aspect of life. he wont be a 20yo kissless virgin because he is scared of it. true most jesusfag kids turn out to be normal, but it still takes more time/effort to reach that point, especially depending on how much religion is influencing them. he has more to overcome than most other christain kids, so im just giving him a head start eseentially
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>>767709207
My wife and I don't stop fucking when we get walked in on anymore
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>>767714521
exactly. i have 4 sisters and i saw them nude all the time, it had no negative influence on my life
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Confession time. Not only am I a virgin, but I've never fapped in my entire life. You're thinking I'm full of shit, but I swear to you, it's one hundred percent true. The only time I touch my dick is to piss or to scratch an itch.

I have nocturnal emissions frequently as a result.
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>>767715022
same here, though it's pretty rare
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>>767715046
It gives you a more legitimate concept of what real women look like when naked. Too many boys expect girls to look like they do in Playboy
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>>767715154
Yeah, we used to stop and cover up and they used to walk in on us all the time, but when we started this whole "keep going" thing, they stopped interrupting lol
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>>767715113
I dont believe you not even for a fuckin second
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>>767714915
Yea, or you are just using a small boy to play out a pedo fetish without the associated guilt, fuck off
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>>767715186
>Too many boys expect girls to look like they do in Playboy
To be fair, there are quite a few stunning "real women" out there.
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>>767702050
For 4 years, my favorite fuck buddy was ugly as sin.
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>>767715598
cool story
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>>767702050
i love to smell my gfs feet
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My sister and I used to masturbate together
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nummp
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I jerked it over my female friends feet and tits while she slept
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Stole female co-workers hoodie and rubbed my penis all over it. jacked off into the hood. Put it right back and she never noticed could still see a little of the cum stain when I checked a couple days later. Cum buckets thinking about it
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I knowingly went through the walmart "20 items or less" express checkout with 21 items.
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>>767717195
MONSTER!
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>>767717278
yes, i need help...
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buummmppp
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>>767715764
Not him, but that's exactly how it sounds and if someone ever said anything to police about it, that would be it for you.
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>>767702050
>friend's daughter shows up at party I am selling acid at.
>We pretend to not know each other, she relaxes after seeing me when I just give a nodding smile.
>Party going, I walk into a room where I see she is obviously roofied while a couple customers are stripping her.
>I tell them she is my friend's daughter. They back off immediately.
>I carry her to my car and drive her to my place.
>I give in to temptation and fuck her raw dog a few times.
>Next day, I tell her sorry for giving in to her advances when she made drunken passes at me.
>Secret young fuck buddy for about a year. Never learns our first sex was rape. My friend never learns I banged his kid.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dTKhOvBNakM
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>>767718369
How old was she? Was she on acid?
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>>767718355
0/10
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>>767702050
are you a logposter?
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>>767718499
17, frat party, and she was roofied really early on. Nobody dosed her with what I was selling. She did trip with me a few times after. I never tripped when I was selling. I was older, a lot older. Her dad was a friend my age.
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I am logboi...
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>>767702050
i pulled my friend and his wifes condom out of his trash in his room and licked both sides clean.
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>>767719309
You win. Nobody has a secret more worth keeping.
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num,p
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best sex ive ever had was with a 10yo girl
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>>767702050
I've jerked to femboys and passable traps

I've also posted my man butt on here
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>>767702050
im a serial killer and rapist
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>>767722485
Yeah, you and every other ten year old on here
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>>767720910
Greentext
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>>767702997
Once I was high and fapped thinking about my mother, Oedipus complex is real fam.
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>>767702524
Did her boyfriend also tell you to vote hillary?
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>>767702050
Boring thread

Can I post my man butt?
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>>767702050
I used my ex gf for drugs, creampied her sister and ditched that bitch when she had an abortion.
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>>767724755
No
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>>767726319
How did you creampie her sister?
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>>767722897
Was it better or ruin the experience?
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fapped with my brother in the room when i was 8
beat that faggots
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When I was 14 I fapped to the Exorcist.
>To the part the bitch is jabbing a crucifix into her cunt.
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>>767702050
I have a secret fear of soyboys
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>>767702050
Me to. One time I came in my mothers dirty panties
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>>767702050

I pretend to be a woman on the internet because I like the attention.
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>>767726906
Tits or GTFO
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>>767726885
My family claimed to be part Cherokee, but I had a DNA test and it turns out that I'm just inbred af.
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