What would you do if you woke up one morning and your penis were sliced off next to you?
Stick it in my butt for safe keeping.
Stick it in my ass
>>767699913
Put it on ice and call an ambalans
>>767699913
I would grab it like in the pic and sprint to an ER and pray that it survived.
suck it
Haчaл бы пить гopмoны и cтaл тянyшхoй
Become a trap on /b and star charging fir skype shows
>>767699913
too late, i already had it removed
>>767700308
what did you do with it?
>>767700561
doctor
>>767699913
i have most likely bled to death. if for some reason i hadnt id check and see if it could be reattached. failing that i kill myself.
>>767700722
Why? Genuinely curious.
>>767700021
>>767700040
Homo hivemind
>>767701024
Same
today Anon learned about MTF bottom surgery
>>767700561
>>767701024
>>767701155
>>767700308
Panties down timestamp up
>>767699913
Guess I'm gonna be a trannie now
>>767700308
yuck
show the stump for keks
>>767699913
Did you know you can still orgasm without a penis?
https://xhamster.com/videos/penectomy-penis-amputee-dickless-3405302
>>767701524
thats fascinating and disturbing at the same time
>>767701524
EHHHH WTF!!!!!!!
>>767700096
Чтo??
>>767700308
Came here to say i would hope i had a vagina now but you were before :b
>>767699913
bleed to death
you stole this from my friend, reported for plagiarism
>>767699913
I would hunt down and kill the fucker who sliced it off.
>>767699913
Reattach it
If alive I would wonder why the fuck I didn't wake up from the pain
Curse and grumble "Not again" and get the staple gun. Fucking thing never stays attached.
>>767703654
beta faggot
>>767699913
Do what any person with at least a hint of intelligence would: grab a weapon and call 911
>>767701524
You can also orgasm with a penis
>>767699913
Devote my life to the pursuit of science so that I could regrow a new penis.
>>767701278
MTF
Man Turned Frankenstein.
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