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We all know this game. Dubz decides
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My fingers reek
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One time I was whacking my slinky and I ran outta lube. I'm broke so I used the expired mayonnaise I had in the fridge. Then I farted. The smell mixture of sweat, jack off, expired mayonnaise, and fart was real real bad
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>>767696757
Nudes?
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>>767697150
Fuck, reroll
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You're really cute, not that it matters but I think so.
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show bobs and vegana
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>>767697098
Can't spell close without lose
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>>767697150

No, nigger.

I send the message of the person who gets dubz
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>>767697246
this
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>>767697259
roll
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God I'd fuck your lips so hard
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>>767697246
Reroll
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Let's get together so I can whip your bare ass with a belt until you're a sobbing mess. We'll see how things go from there
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>>767697246
Dubz
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Ask her if Angie is short for Angus and send a pic of you penis inside a McDonalds quarter pounder
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I'm going to put my fist into your anus, grab my cock through the wall separating your poopchute and the vagoo, and then jerk myself off Super Saiyan style
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills.

I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words.

You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands.

Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue.

But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it.

You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>767697527
She’s probably heard that one far too many times before and it would just seem trite
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Are you down for some anal sex?
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I want to put a Mongoloid baby in you
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Fuck, niggers
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what is your middle name?
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Tongue punch my fart box
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>>767697246
roll
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Robespierre did nothing wrong
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I have to tell u a secret
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I love you
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You guys suck at getting dubz. You ever see smack my bitch up prodigy?
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Slob on my knob like corn on the cob
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>>767697833
Haha WINNER
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>>767697487
Roll
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Let's skip the small talk.. you're attractive, I'm attractive, let's get together and make attractive babies.
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>>767697630
This
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>>767697888
WINNAR
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>>767697833

Winrar
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>>767697888
FICK YEAH OP DELIVER!!!
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>>767697888
OH SHIT TRIPS
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>>767697888
Winrar and these are fucking trips
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>>767697833
WINRAR
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>>767697953
>>767697487
Next response pls
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>>767697888
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>>767697953
Op isn't a fag for a minute
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>>767697978
>Winrar
Are you a dummy? 1 he said dubs, not trips, 2 someone already got dubs

Also unrelated but I hate those faggots that see an "X decides" thread and post without reading the thread first
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You ever been with a dude with a small dick? Cuz I’m ur man
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>>767698072
Are you autistic OP?
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>>767698072
OP you fucking retard
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>>767698072
Holy shit
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Are you there? I'm diamonds right now.
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>>767696757
DAMN BITCH YOU LOOK LIKE won of those sexy girls from the tresemmeee shampo commercial. I'm tryna get that. I'm tryna get that. I'm tryna get that. I'm trana get that soooooo right now yeeeeeea yeaae lemme get that cuz you hair lookin like you use garnier french shampooo baby baby. U KNO what I would do to that vagene U KNO
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>>767698072
OP what the hell are you doing
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>>767698072
Wow OP you’re fucking retarded... don’t just copy+paste
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>>767698199
Fuck he'll quote you now
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>>767698072
you had one job OP
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>>767698097
all trips are dubs, but not all dubs are trips.
are you new here?
>leddit spacing
don't answer that
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>>767698199
winrar niggers
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>>767698199
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I have an IQ of 48 and am what some people call mentally retarded.
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Someone else take over, OP fucked it up
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my balls get a tingly when i saw your photo
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>>767698300
OH MY SHIT
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>>767698401
reroll
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>>767698401
roll
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I think you guys pissed op off
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OP are you going to fucking delivar or not?

also >>767698401 roll
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>>767698401
excuse my autism it was

"My balls got all tingly when i saw your photo"
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>>767698592
And this thread is officially dead.


RIP
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Are you there? I'm about to kill myself.
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>>767698715
next time make a rule must be in quotations like ( )

>>767698620
also reroll on this
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>>767698283
>reddit spacing meme
I've posted like that since before reddit was a thing I think
Trips aren't dubs you fucking newfag

>>767698592
Can you fucking not
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Sorry, I'm autistic.
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>>767698715
"Tits now"
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>>767698715
I know where you live slut
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>>767698715
new stop trying
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>>767698743
this
"winwar niggers" and shit ruins these threads
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>>767698715
Haha it's just got good again
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>>767698715
Sorry, my brother took my phone, anyway.
Are you from Iraq? 'Cause I like the way you Baghdad ass up.
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Sorry, I'm autistic. My penis head brain is "high functioning", if you catch my drift.
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>>767698900
Winner
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>>767698910
roll for
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Look, i Just want my peepee inside your poopoo, can we do that pwease :3?
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Do you like jalapeños? Cause in a minute I'll be jalapeño pussy.
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Show me your fucking tits and pussy now xDDDDD
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Apologies my Autistic brother stole my phone. Anyways what’s up sexy, got any pics you can share with me?
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Sorry, I can't type. Do you like to play with crazy bones?
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You smell nice when youre sleeping
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>>767698937
"My balls got all tingly when i saw your photo" This part though
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>>767698944
WHAT AN CERTAINLY ANGRY YOUNG MALE
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I want to suck your dick so hard, that my head explodes from all of your cum filling my mouth
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Rolllll _ ask her how her day was?
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>>767699044
Winner
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you like niggers?
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can you hold my shit jar real quick
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tits or gtfo faggot
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Mind coming over tonight? I'm in your room rn
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>>767699084
Jesus OP
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jews did 9/112
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Look i don't care about this conversation just show me your tits
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>>767699084
Hitlers only fault was that he forgot to kill all the jews
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"sorry my sister had my phone, how are you today?"
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The bad dreams are the good dreams. In the bad dreams I wake up and feel safe, I'm okay. When I wake up from good dreams I hit reality and realize the morbidity of my existence.
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If you were an animal, I'd want you to be a panda, so I could watch you slowly die off into extinction
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my chicky tendies are done, wanna see me stuff them in my asshole?
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Please tell me I'm a fancy girl. I want you to peg me in the worst way.
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>>767696757
I am going to kill you and rape you, in that order, you dead whore.
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>>767699211
kek
my dick is 2 inches
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too many dubs for op to keep up
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>>767699333
R E E E E E E EE
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>>767699310
Rolling for this
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>>767699308
roll
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Seeing two men box makes me hard as diamonds.
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>>767699310
Rolling
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>>767699333
kek wills it
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>>767699322
We're doing this tag team anon! my dick in your vagene it will extent past the cosmology into the heavens
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>>767699310
Reroll
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>>767699310
This post
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OP DIED
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>>767697559
>What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills.
>
>I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words.
>
>You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands.
>
>Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue.
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>But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it.
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>You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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niggers
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>>767699404
tag team it is /b/rother
Im a poor man and i want you to take care of me and change my diaper
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>>767697098
Re roll
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>>767699084
You remind me of my sister and that makes me hard as a rock.
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Stick a finger up your pussy and tell me how it smells
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>>767699366
WINRAR
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>>767699645
there's a camwhore literally doing and reading /b/ shit
>>767687218
git gud newfaggot
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>>767698072
HAHAHA
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>>767699712
LMAOxD
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Theres noway i can open my hand while it is in there. Youll die. But i tell ya what pepep.. ill give you a dollar for every one i get. 2 dollars if you take it to the elbow
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>>767699566
This!
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>>767699566
This
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Have you ever licked hot sauce off of a cock before?
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gay thread
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>>767696757
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>>767698715
kek
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I am going to kill and rape you
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"I'm sorry, people are telling me what to post. So how's your sex life? Lacking anything?"
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>>767701782
post this
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so stupid. gg no re
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Is Angie short for A Nigger Gagging Inbred Eels?
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>>767701990
Re-roll
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I'll be straight, I want you to come to my house, we can have a nice dinner, I'll slip some Rohypnol in your drink when you aren't looking, and I'll fuck your body like you've never felt a cock in your life. I'll let you wake up in a normal position with all your clothes on, and nothing will have happened.
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