Telling her, that her defects like having a big-fallen nose, the dimples of her cheecks that make her look old, her pretty weird mounth and her inmense forehead
Makes her the most beautifull woman i ever seen, her defects for any reason makes her charming and full her voice with carisma
I play loud music and drive through her neighborhood at 2 in the morning. I pee on her mailbox so she know I was there. Then I break into her house and put her panties in her sock drawer, and her socks in her panty drawer. I leave fresh guacamole on her kitchen counter, but steal her tortilla chips. On the second Tuesday of every month I'll have a milkshake delivered to her work with a note signed, "Mister Tinkles." The note is a drawing of a pirate with a jetpack and his robot-monkey pal. I leave boiled eggs on her windowsill and shit in her azaleas.