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Assuming you're good looking enough, what are some lies you can tell girls to win them over immediately?
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I straight up play with my gf doo doo to nut.
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just don't go for the old likaroo approach
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>>767692603
I have a very large penis and i easily hit the fornix without much penetration
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>>767692603
I am inspired by strong, assertive women
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>>767692603
Need that shirt that says IVE NEVER SEEN A VAGINA.
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This is what a feminist looks like
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tell them you dont visit /b/
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>>767692603
"I care about your problems and you are justified in feeling you have it worse than others."

Before I met my wife, that was pretty much my go to. Works very often, just treat them like people even of you don't think of them as anything but a cock holster, suddenly you "aren't like other guys who just want one thing" and you're penising her vagina.
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>>767692603
Tell them you're rich.
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Tell them I can get us a reservation at Dorsia
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>>767692603
All the men around me are so sexist, including trump. Lets fight these aggressive and dominant men spilling soy milk on them to make your wage gap disappear
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Many lies.

Like, today, I didn't found a trap lying in my bed. And we didn't have amazing sex at all. Unfortunately.
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>>767693113
KEK,
please keep this thread more bale tier redpill
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Have you tried hitting her?
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>>767692603
Oh God, when I was a poor fag in uni, 6'4", I looked good, I use to take my friends car keys (Porsche, he had the keys but not the car...) My other friends shirt (Versace) a friend's belt Gucci, have a couple of real bills(borrowed) and a couple of fake one's in the middle of my wallet between the real ones. Confident, I would tell them that I was studying to be a pediatric neurosurgeon (bullshit), that I was coming from a rich family. Arrived in a cab because my Porsche was in the dealership. Tell them that they looked like the type of girl I would introduce to my family and marry them. The young ones 18-22 are dumb... Pump and dump... AMA
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>>767692603
Anything that involves having lots of money. Cool extravagant vacations, visiting a family winery, maybe talk about something that happened at a county club.
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>>767693249
So, lots of pussy then?
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>>767693113
Fuck boss, that was prety good.
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Just lie about everything thing and have sex.
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>>767693113
Amazing
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>>767693249
I have a friend you remind me of. 6'3 and good looking, and dressed nicely.
Would tell girls he's a stock broker on wallstreet, always had some type of drug to bribe them with. Very smart, intellectual, studied game. Got the bang, usually.
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>>767692603
I'll be the one in the kitchen.
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Take pictures of your self next to a nice car and house. Tell them your a doctor fuck them and never call them again
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>>767693409
Oh yes, lots, and me and my buddies backed each other too, I've pretend a couple of times that I was Italian too... Fun times. Like I said the young ones 19-22 are dumb. Be confident, you can look like shit too, give the impression of wealth, not money, wealth there is a difference.
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>>767693487
"bribe" them with?
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>>767693582
I see a Cosby thing there...
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>>767692603
"That's so insightful, I've never thought of it that way."
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>>767693582
"heyyy, what you guys doing later? you like cocaine? ive got some at my place"
"you guys like bars? ive got some xan?"
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"I love you"
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What are the top professions?
Top majors?
Feminist studies?
Environmental science?
Should i say i'm from out of town?
That i earn x amount per year?
Should i drink alot before i try?
I live in california so trump is hated here, is there anyway i can use politics to get laid?
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I wish i had a dad like sam to tell me these things as a child.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZtzNEE2Esbc
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Honestly lie girls are shitty people who are just looking for a free ride. Fuck them then tell them they are to fat for your taste they will feel bad and fuck you more. Then use them to fuck other girls that’s what a true player does.
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Another thing, look for a picture, google is your friend, of a older woman that is a count or some noble dutchess or something like that, cunt from Monaco or Venice that resembles you a little, you can say you are of noble birth, or some erurofag of noble borth that resembles you a little and you can say you are cousins, some shit like that, every fucking woman thinks she's a princess and dreams of marrying a prince...
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Tell them the truth, be open with them with your feelings.
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How come, when i act like a serial killer girls like me more then when i act like a nice guy?
I don't get it.
I act nice, tell them that i'm a normal guy, get friendzoned and ghosted.
Run around and act like a madman, make joking threats about killing them, then i donkey fuck them and they come back until they love me

Being a nice, normal, supportive guy just doesn't get girls wet?
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>>767692603
I'm rich, bitch.
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>>767692680
lol what thread was this from. I saw it the other night and many lulz were had
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>>767694491
+1
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>>767692603
My brother put "Looking for a serious and meaningful relationship" in his Tinder profile and got 57 matches in a week.
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>>767694448
Because being normal is boring shit I love a girls who likes to go wild over some boring bitch who wants to talk about craft beers and hiking
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I tried walking around on the street telling girls i was fresh out of prison
EVERY TIME, i got them to stop and listen to me before i blew it
I tried walking around the street telling girls hey hows it going?
That never even got them to stop
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>>767694448
because nice guys are either boring or creepy, as far as women are concerned.
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>>767692603
I'm not going to dismember you and keep your severed limbs in my industrial freezer in my garage.
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>>767694654
YES BUT THIS IS WHAT THEY SAY THEY WANT
WHAT IS WRONG WITH THE WOMAN BRAIN
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Have back up friends, you talk to the girl over a coffee, friend comes over " hey are you going on your yacht again? Can I come, sure Mike, ok I'll let you guys go, talk to you later, bye Mike. Sorry honey what we're we talking about before we got interrupted?
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Tell them your a democratic Jew who loves to suck nigger cock and is also trans Chicks love dat shit
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I walked around high on a combination of vyvanse and gabapentin, looking like a trainwreck at school and got more attention then i ever did then when i was sober.
Girls were like you look fucked up, are you on drugs, and i would say "drug are bad, i don't use them"
its like the mysteriousness turned them on
This one girl wants to date me and i treat her like shit, ignoring her for days on end, i smack her around.
girls are retarded.
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>>767694857
Can confirm
>t. actual democratic trans jew who sucks big black cocks
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NEVER bring up politics, or swallow your pride and lie.
I have blown it with girls over 10x by telling them i'm a trump fag
Now i just say "feel the burn" or whatever is cool
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Fake an accent. They love it
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>needing to lie to get what you want
High level speakers don't even need to lie. Just use strong synonyms when talking to make things you want them to know seem cooler than they are or to confuse them (bitches be dumb) and completely neglect to mention things you don't want them to know.
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>>767693113
You gave Donny top tier keks. Donny loves you more than eric.
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>>767692603
I tell them I'm gay

She gets comfortable enough around me I say I break up with my bf

I'm now bi curious.

Profit!
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>>767695038
>degrading yourself for pussy
Seriously, don't you feel ridiculous doing that?
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Cute kid...
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>>767695346
thats actually smart af because theyll u more because u dont like them
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>>767696196
theyll like u more*
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>>767692603
What's the story behind the image?

No I'm not pedo, why the fuck is a kid smoking?
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>>767696573
It's faked dum dum...
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>>767696218
the damage is already done you illiterate funk
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>>767697013
English probably isn't his first language.

I'd like to see you type perfect sentences in Arabic.
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>>767696573
Some Russian/East European child modeling company trying to encourage kids to start smoking

No fucking clue why she's half naked though.
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>>767697287
Fucking commies man...No wonder our grandparents hated them.
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>>767697382
I mean they wasn't happy with them trying to encourage people's children to smoke and the advertisement/modeling was pulled.

So I wouldn't blame em all.
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>>767697287
>East European child modeling
>No fucking clue why she's half naked
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>>767697595
>no fucking clue why she's half naked

Gee I don't know, because it's frowned upon to put naked children in advertisements?
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>>767693487
Stock brokers have women throwing themselves at them. They don't have to do a thing
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>>767697783
>>767697595

Child nude modeling is legal in some slavic shit countries. You can even find their websites on google.
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>>767697938
Only when the stocks are high.
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That I ended all world problems
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>>767696573
Would also like to know.
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>>767692603
I don't have to lie. Their either into me or they're not. Stop being a creep will ya? If you can make a girl fall in lust with you with one simple lie, she's not a girl worth having.
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>>767698759
Drink real whiskey noob.
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>>767698933
I'm drinking makers mark. It's just a reaction image newfag.
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>>767698759
Delusional woman spotted
You're all dumb, dirty whores that fall for men feeding them lines because they want to fill them up with juice
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>>767699103
Good. Good.
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>>767698933
And one more thing. The love of my life is sitting next to me going full tilt on fallout 4 and just as tipsy as I am. We gon fuck tonight, you incel closet faggot.
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>>767694538
sure is summer
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>>767699311
y kick me when I'm already down anon?
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>>767699354
Summer break doesn't start for another two weeks

fuck outta here.
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>>767692953
this
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>>767698933
My apologies

That post was directed at
>>767699148
Also, you sound 16. You need to have a more healthy approach to women before they'll fuck with you. Try treating them like people instead of "roasties" you ignorant fuck. You may need some dick in your life. You may not be right for the ladies.
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>>767699148
Goddamn you're fucking edgy it hurts.
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>>767692603
>So...he was behind of it.
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>>767699441
You called me a drinking noob! I literally drink a pint and a half at minimum every single day! I just got offended. But sereously, don't lie to women to win them over. They are either into you or they're not. They better you feel about yourself and your life, the more women will be interested in you.
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>>767699885
I feel like this is a trap...
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>>767699621
That's my first post in the thread and it's after your whiskey post you fucking inbred
Keep convincing yourself than you're anything more than an easily manipulated fuckhole, whore. Stop talking about women online like they are special snowflakes because the only whore you're convincing is yourself
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>>767699994
I was just memeing! I didn't mean it.
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>>767699885
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>>767692603
i love you
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>>767692603
Tell her im committed.
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>>767699885
Google says it's a watch.
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>>767699994
Another delusional roastie spotted
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>>767700030
Do you have someone special in your life? Do you have a gf? You sound like your reading out of the Elliot Rogers manifesto. Keep thinking all women arec"Dumb whores" and ascend into wizardry you horrible, pathetic little self hating faggot.

>>767700041
Just do you man, be confident and don't become like the above anon, lest you never get any pussy.

>>767700247
Gotta big Swangin dick my man, sorry to inform you.
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>>767697287
It's Russia, they have no respect for kids or a kid's "childhood" they do this shit all the time that's why you find the most weird porn from that area, I avoid it, but you always run into it
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>>767700579
I'm damn sure they have some child protective laws.
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>>767700573
Stop projecting. No man talks about women on such a pedastul
Source: 23 years of being male
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>>767700579
You find weird porn in Japan

You find child porn in russia.
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>>767699311
You must be poor as fuck playing the old game now that's been out forever, tell me when to stop laughing
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>>767692603
"I love you."
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>>767700579
Time to move to russia.
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It's not what you do or say TO HER. It's making her think you're worth it. Don't one on one engage her. Impress her friends but not her directly. Show interest but minimal. Don't make any moves at first and when you do make them (after seeing her for maybe the second time) don't make big moves. Just show interest and not constant interest. If you feel you've gone too far, stop and regroup, take it down a notch.
Once she obviously shows interest in some way, set up something to where it could lead to something more later. Meet at a party or something. Alcohol will put you both at ease. If she gets too drunk don't make a move. Bring up sex topics organically but dont over do it. Make jokes about sex or whatever. Playfully pick on her which will probably lead into physical contact. Then when the time is right, tell her she's awesome and you're glad you met her. If you can't seal the deal after that, abandon ship.
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>>767700675
I'm 23 too buddy! I'll send you a picture of my balls and my beard if it makes you feel better. Dick is gonna cost you though.

>implying treating women like people and loving the idea of women is putting them on a pedestal

Holy fuck anon, you would make a great sacrifice to an Aztec god you fucking virgin.
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>>767700690
>implying I'm playing that game

I'm playing God of war 4 right now. My GIRLFRIEND, to reiterate, is playing fallout 4. I don't fuck with fallout four really. Obsidian did it better, i'd rather play New Vegas. Bethesda softworks is shit.
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bleh
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>>767697996
and I know it because legal reasons
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>>767692603
Just be a badass pimp and you'll have too many girls to deal with. Youll actually have to start letting some of them go, even though they all love your shit.
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Incomplete sentences...not too many though or you'll sound like total fucking tool. Something like *scrunching shoulders with a slight scowl - but not directed at her - puppy dog eyes while you do it for bonus points* "My neck hurts from all that....." *keep scrunching shoulders - dont finish sentence" - Good for a about a 40% return on touch - which you'' then need to parlay into something more...
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>>767693113
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>>767693113
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>>767692603
I used to weigh 400 lbs, but then i found Jesus and the gym. Works in the south even if you're a little overweight.
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"I have candy in my van"
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>>767692693
Anyone have this green text? I haven't read it in a while
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>>767702001
I see what you did there.
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Fuck 'em. What you see is what you get.
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>>767701951
This fucker knows what he's talking about. Better yourself, conform a little or at the very least pretend to. Just put yourself in the shoes of a woman and ask them what they would they like about a man.
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>>767702001
You win.
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