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waifu thread
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>>767692557
I love this waifu
我爱她
>>767693012
QUINTS GET
so guys i have a question. was i better as a Esdeath poster or a Christ Chan poster?
pudding..
>>767693264
cute eyes and nails
>>767693264
quit staring into my soul, it creeps me out. I S A I D S T O P I T
>>767693241
youre more fun when youre christchan
>>767693454
and less edgy
here
>>767693251
cute
>>767693792
>less edgy
lol
>>767693241
Christ chan is far and away cuter than Esdeath, but has literal no personality apart from what is projected on to her.
Esdeath has a very poor reputation here because of her previous poster, and a lot of people will hold some amount of negativity towards you just because of that.
Pick your poison.
My advice would be try to pick something better, but then i'm kind of a jerk.
>>767693855
hello sinner
>>767693792
>不那么尖锐
大声笑
>>767693904
okay i'm just as edgy as ever
>>767692788
sorry for the late reply, was distracted by vidya
Today was mac & cheese with cut up hotdogs
broke and lazy but I pan fried the cut up hotdogs until they were nice and crispy, came out pretty good
And I was listening to Tenacious D
kinda silly, kinda awesome
overall good cooking music
Did I see you say you picked up a book?
>>767693855
hey darling
>>767693943
Hi
>>767694114
Jill!
>>767693855
Evening Tomoko. How was your day?
>>767693911
>Edeath has a very poor reputation here because of her previous poster
what was up with that guy? i wounder why he doesn't post here any more?
>>767694170
how are you doing?
>>767694204
he just wants to find a dommy mommy.
>>767694013
when you speak in box it makes Christ Chan sad. you don't want to make Christ Chan sad do you?
>>767694204
I'll not hazard a guess in to what's wrong with him.
I assume he's not here because he gets bullied relentlessly.
>>767694345
我做。她是一个侮辱至基督教。
>>767694301
i think their was more stuff wrong about him then that
>>767694187
Hiya mags. Getting my computer set up
>>767694301
Playing around with my new laptop
>>767693381
>>767694483
I don't think I've got the pictures about him smelling a girl's hand or whatever it was.
he was, uh... special.
>>767694527
that sounds nice.
>>767694368
i got bullied a lot when i was still Edgedeath but i i'm still here. i guess he couldn't handle the bants.
>>767694033
you've actually somehow managed to become even edgier
>>767694114
>>767694170
what's up withe the ''slut'' shirts
>>767694731
It... wasn't just bants. He was treated about as poorly as Sono is now, or worse.
>>767694837
可爱
>>767694664
yeah trying to get it up to 100 percent
>>767694885
Jills tshirt in the game.
Aнacтacия — звeздa, чтo вeдeт мeня
Jack claimed
>>767694837
i didn't even know that was possible
>>767694925
Duwuke
>>767694920
good luck with it <3
>>767694108
All good. Vidya>life.
Not a bad broke meal. Instead of a hot dog why not a Kielbasa? The best poor meal I've ever made:
A package of chicken ramen boiled with a little oyster sauce (or soy if you don't have oyster sauce). Boil for about a minute until the noodles just start to soften and separate from the block. Add 2 white mushrooms and 2 whole green onions cut up and boil until noodles are ready. Pour into a bowl with pepper, oregano, and a little fish sauce (can sub soy again, but might be a little salty) at the bottom so you don't have to stir it in. Total cost: .75c
Tenacious D is a good band, no problems there :P
Yea Rem convinced me to spoil myself so I bought 4 books last night.
>>767694527
OOOooo... Look at moneybags over here :P
What happened to your old one?
>>767694987
Yahallo
>>767695115
Lie to me uwu
>>767695148
Waifu pictures look so pretty with the new resolution
>>767695204
Sitting right now as i gut all the files i want like my tomoko folder!
>>767695219
bye
>>767695248
you look pretty owo
>>767692557
OP has the taste of a refined, cultured man.
>>767695319
Everything looks so pretty! Especially you!
Gib me (You)s
>>767695289
Yahabye
>>767695351
thank you
>>767695495
>>767695495
ok
Tomoko is tsun for nev
>>767695204
Despite loving Tenacious D, I have never tried a Kielbasa.
I love mushrooms and onions tho.
I've tried a few noodle recipes like that, they're usually good, and I'll add mushrooms and onions even if they don't belong there >.>
I'll give it a try sometime tho, never had oyster sauce
Reading anything good?
Someone I know gave me an old Dan Brown book a little while back
>>767695219
*lies to you*
IS THIS WHAT YOU WANTED
>>767695248
Ah just an upgrade. Didn't know if it blew up on ya. Mine is currently 3 years old with 4 yo parts. It does the job besides, I would rather spend the money on books :P
Claimed
>>767696247
Wait, who the fuck are you then
>>767696380
Second Mamimi claimer.
Did you know her last name is actually Samejima?
Tell Sameji I said hi tho
>>767696263
well dont you only play wow?
>>767694891
>Sono?
can you remind me who that is.
>>767696720
I knew something like that, but I really didn't care
>>767696966
Sameji was a nickname given to her by Haruko.
Isn't that nice?
Do you want to hear about the fish I used to have?
>>767696380
There are way too many Mamimis to keep up with.
>>767692557
Jews and Muslims are not religions they are races
>>767697128
theres only two of us
I think
>>767697112
I like to eat fish, does that count?
>>767697128
I don't know who most people here are
Wow, suddenly these threads seem quite different.
>>767696826
This thing. Sans the mouth being moved.
>>767697162
Maybe these days, but there used to be more.
>>767697146
jewdism is both a religion and a race
>>767696247
Kielbasa is basically a bigger hot dog made with better quality stuff. They're usually right next to hot dogs in the grocery store. I would def recommend them if you're broke like me. They go further than hot dogs and are usually the same price, unless you get those super cheap dogs that are basically eyeballs and lips :P
Oyster sauce is a great addition to any asian dish. Just be careful, it can go from to little to too much very easily.
Currently finishing 20000 leagues while I wait for my new books to come in. Amazon said Mon so hopefully I can stretch it out a couple days and not have to start rereading something.
Haven't read any of his stuff, but I saw the 2 movies made about his books. They were okay but I'm sure the books are much better.
>>767696734
WoW mainly. Every once in a while Hearthstone and LoL.
>>767697193
It's Friday Night, we're just lashing out...
>>767697193
how so?
>>767697470
well all of those are easy to run at least
>>767697470
>>767697493
Its just not the same as a year ago. I dunno what it is missing.
>>767697890
I want that inside me
all of them kill logic and humanity
>>767692557
My favorite thing about Christianity, or christian schools, is the uniforms. Normally plaid skirts and collared shirts. The skirts are supposed to go down to your knees but the girls always tried to either wear them high or buy sizes too small.
>>767697890
>Its just not the same as a year ago
it's better than it was because i'm here
>>767697936
I assume the 9mm.
>>767698032
4chan isn't your personal fanfic site
>>767697604
I know, I play old man games. I don't even have Steam installed...
My comp almost dies though when I start up Photoshop or Premier pro. Luckily, Paint is just as good and I haven't made an AMV in a LONG time :)
>>767698176
You're on 4chan... Always assume the worst
>>767698032
i think you mean catholic schools
>>767698023
*tips fedora*
>>767698318
anime music videos?
>>767698318
Don't worry
I still play WoW
>>767698564
>wars
>boring fucks
>creepy ancient rituals of talking to yourself.
Every picture there is fucking degenerate, apart from the artistry of the paintings.
>>767699043
Tried bfa alpha or beta.. Whatever its in now
>>767698176
yeah, the bullet
I'm not shoving a figure up my ass, misaki.
>>767699324
I played the Alpha, but not the Beta yet
>>767699363
Tell me when they make hunters not hot trash again
>>767699408
I have no interest in maining a hunter
Assassination is pretty good though
>>767699443
I only started in cata(And skipped a bulk amount of MoP)
But hunter got fucked in legion.
They made 2 of the specs braindead and the other melee(Vegetable status)
>>767699358
aww Jill, your sense of humor is quite unique amongst a sea of angsty young suicidal men
>>767697470
Hot dogs are one of the things I will avoid getting cheap versions of.
>eyebrows and lips
kek
The book I got from my friend was Digital Fortress, it was actually pretty good
and I've also read The Davinci Code, also pretty good
never seen the movies tho
>>767699509
I played since '05
I enjoyed Survival since the changes
>>767699568
Didnt help that I was 9 in 05
And poor until I got a job
>>767699510
figures are for cumming on anyway, not prostate simulation
>>767699521
never skimp on weenies
>>767699616
I was 10
>>767699727
Then refer to the "i was poor"
>>767692557
Christians are clearly traps in this image.
>>767699041
Yep. Last one I made was for a game I played a long time ago. MoF I think the game is shut down now...
>>767699043
Just feel like WoW is that game when you ask if someone plays it, they respond, "Wait, that game my Dad plays?"...
>>767699509
Hunters have always been brain dead to play. Almost as much as arcane mage
>>767699521
Well if you ever get the urge to watch the movies, don't. The plot is boring and the "twists" are so predictable it's sad.
>>767699616
>>767699727
OMG I graduated High school in 05... Dam youngsters get off my lawn! MEEEEEHHHH
>>767699702
>>767700064
I enjoy it
Fucking old man uwu
>>767692694
Why is there a nazi
>>767700098
never
>>767699702
each time i get a new figure i wonder how it would feel in my asshole, is that weird?
>>767700244
that depends, are they silicone figures designed off of the shape of animal genitals?
>>767700425
Good afternoon Rory!
How's your day been so far?
>>767700425
moaning
>>767700420
nope, designed off the shape of anime girls though
>>767700527
Woke up not long ago, did some cleaning, waiting to go out for a Mothers Day dinner and movie a week early because Mums not going to be in the state next weekend.
>>767700566
Groaning
>>767700582
I guess as long as they aren't in too crazy of a pose, then sure go for it
>>767700645
have good dinner with mommy owo
>>767700645
Nice. What movie you gonna go see?
>>767700772
Infinity war.
>>767700131
It's a /pol/ meme.
>>767700064
mof?
>>767700866
matter of fact
>>767700686
never have actually put them up my ass, just curious. all those shapes and stuff
>>767700805
Interesting... I was expecting something girly but if that's her jam cool!
>>767700866
see >>767700968, I just happen to be lazy at certain times.
>>767701145
Mums an emotional movie watcher, she's probably going to cry at some point.
>>767700772
A syphilitic came down the street and spat out an almost new lollipop. What if a random man pick it up, disinfect and give it to his daughter? Will it be a moral crime?
>>767701206
Rory ascended.
>>767701206
Not to spoil it for ya, but she will. At least once
>>767701283
Literally wat
>>767701206
angery
>>767701494
Yuh.
>>767701470
I know about the deaths.
>>767700968
Oh i thought it was the game name
>>767701145
thought it was the game name lol
Nagatoro claimed.
>>767699230
tip harder
>>767700131
it's pol tan
>>767701691
Ah ok.
>>767701723
Well the caps didn't help either :P
Welp everyone, I am officially tired.
Have a good night/day everyone!
>>767701780
i think you mean nigatoro
>>767701996
Night.
>>767701996
nighty night
>>767702095
>Calling tan people niggers
>>767702162
this comes to mind
>>767692557
YEAH FUCKING RIGHT!!! HERE'S YOUR SOUTHERN CHRISTIANS FOR YA!!!
>>767702162
hi brother i missed you
>>767701494
Also, Shinoa is banned, he told me to tell you this.
Hello Jill. Saw what you said. We rarely talk. Nothing against you. Sorry bro
I'm banned
>>767703533
shin: is ok, I was joking around. hope you're ok and back soon <3
>>767703970
sleep well cute
Rem claimed
>>767705004
hi
>>767705058
Hey
> I heard someone was doing lewd stuff so I came over as fast as I could
>>767706811
birb?
>>767706869
No, that was just the most appropriate picture I could find
>>767706969
>6969
n i c e
>>767706969
>>767707008
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=e097tSVkaQY
>>767707253
her eyes are pretty weird looking. in a good way.
>>767702162
>>767703242
>>767703533
>>767703592
>>767703970
>>767704139
>>767705004
>>767706811
>>767706969
>>767707525
well it looks likfe i;ve arrived just in time for some cutes~
>>767707752
I wanna cum on those eyebrows
>>767707752
Good timing cute!
>>767702668
you can't be a real Christian if you don't hate gays
>>767706811
nothing lewd going on here
>>767708167
whhhhaaaaa???
>>767708167
why in the fuck is jacob scribbled out?
>>767708334
have you never herd of a wife and husband having children
>>767708410
i just fond it on /pol/
>>767708837
Jacob had 12 sons and a daughter. Why would anybody censor it? Did he think that she was referring to some guy named Jacob who made the drawing and implied he had sex with her before?
People are fucking retarded.
>>767708995
They aren't very good christians.
>>767709272
we are just really lonely but maybe one day god will give a girl like Christ Chan.
if they still exist
>>767707752
Says the cute
>>767708167
>>767708334
>>767708814
>>767708995
>>767709133
>>767709272
Cutes
>>767709621
tomoko is.
>>767709133
i'v herd about it but i'v never done it first hand. *sigh* maybe one day.
>>767709526
Depending on your age and life situation, if going to a christian college is a reasonable avenue for you, just do that. Blam. Christian pussy as far as... Well as far as the campus extends, presumably.
>>767709693
well good luck with that.
>>767709708
Bam, Chirstian pussy!
Do another magic trick!
