Navigation: /b/ - Random [Archive] | Search | [Home]
RandomArchive logo

How the fuck do I defeat this nigga?

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

Thread replies: 60
Thread images: 19
File: tardigrad.gif (1011 KB, 500x175) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
tardigrad.gif
1011 KB, 500x175
How the fuck do I defeat this nigga?
>>
make other tardigrades fight it.
>>
any r34?
>>
Tardigrades are the real rulers of the world
>>
>>767691751
introduce it to /b/ and /pol/
>>
>>767692664
tardigrade defeat /pol/ and /b/
>>
File: 1505463760123.png (167 KB, 256x384) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1505463760123.png
167 KB, 256x384
>>767691751
Disease.
>>
all you need is a snail https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMUvNWuSq6I
>>
>>767691751
eat
stomach acid fuk em up
>>
File: 1512354506787.jpg (51 KB, 1024x576) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1512354506787.jpg
51 KB, 1024x576
>>767692070
>>
>>767691751
Wow how cute
>>
>>767691751
shrink ray on a naked mole rat to give it a suitable opponent
>>
You have to break their hearts

Sleep with them and then never call, and block them on fb
>>
>>767691751

break its heart.
>>
>>767693981
>>767693799
t. broken hearted anons
>>
They're already on your body. You've already lost. You belong to the tardigrades, now.
>>
>>767694007
t.heartless femanon
>>
>>767693254
Nigga, stomach acid don't do shit to they spores! Read a goddam book you knucklehead faggot!
>>
>>767691751
>How the fuck do I defeat this nigga?

Flip him over and pin him to a three count.
>>
>>767693254
fyi the tardigrade can survive in the vacuum of space

>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tardigrade
>>
File: 1524502598391.jpg (33 KB, 500x500) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1524502598391.jpg
33 KB, 500x500
>>767691751
rubbing alchohol, uuuuu the double vacume of space, show it a picture of you mom, try to explain lolies to it even though you know its a normie
>>
>>767691751
Well, grab one in a syringe and then inject it into a pool of cancer cells or autism.
>>
>>767695246 This
>>767695468
>>
autism active
Entropy
>>
File: 1522967871903.png (477 KB, 797x757) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1522967871903.png
477 KB, 797x757
>>767695468
>>
File: 1520583184301.jpg (46 KB, 400x527) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1520583184301.jpg
46 KB, 400x527
>>767695609
>>
File: 1521988843442.jpg (32 KB, 422x442) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1521988843442.jpg
32 KB, 422x442
>>767696103
>>
File: 1492224843339.jpg (26 KB, 480x480) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1492224843339.jpg
26 KB, 480x480
>>767696298
>>
>>767691751
15,000 Grays of ionizing radiation would probably do it. Median lethal dose (50% of population dies) at ~6,200 Grays they would definitely all be dead at 15,000 Gy..
Note: Humans median lethal dose is 5 Gy so these are tough fuckers
>>
File: 1521236911395.jpg (58 KB, 640x713) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1521236911395.jpg
58 KB, 640x713
>>767696851
Engineer or Skyentist?
>>
>>767696953
Don't need to be a scientist to read wikipedia and know SI units
>>
>>767696851
Holy shit.
>>
>>767693557
what?
>>
File: 1518661907569.jpg (191 KB, 562x570) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1518661907569.jpg
191 KB, 562x570
>>767697232
Is that all you did? Its still pretty far off for your average faggot to know that radiation is good at killing things. Or did you just google how to kill a tardigrade.
>>
>>767697509
I know a bit about medicine because I'm a pharmacology student but I don't have a degree. Ionizing radiation kills anything in enough amounts even radiotrophic fungi (fungi that get energy from ionizing radiation) can be killed at high enough doses
>>
>>767696851
that's the same like saying ants don't die if you drop them from 5 miles or 10 or whatever height.
>>
>>767691751
Cum on it. Sperm vs faggot tardigrades
>>
>>767698880
Just look on the wikipedia page it's all there
>>
>>767691751
my ass gas is pretty powerful
i bet that will take care of him
>>
I just spent 6 weeks studying these little assholes. Theyre weak as shit in a 1v1. Theyre immune to everything that wont kill them. Vacuum of space? What kind of a wasted adaptation is that? Fuckin...slightly large sand grain will completely smear them apart. Bastards cant even locomote. They have developed nerves and muscles and all they can hope to do is flail around like like a chicken with its cock cut off
>>
S T E P O N H I M
>>
File: GiggaNigga.jpg (213 KB, 702x937) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
GiggaNigga.jpg
213 KB, 702x937
>>767691751
>How the fuck do I defeat this nigga?
>>
>>767692296
>>
File: 1504120288467.gif (824 KB, 775x510) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1504120288467.gif
824 KB, 775x510
>>767695468
good post
>>
That is a bloodveld. Just wear a slayer helm
>>
File: 1482687613788.jpg (15 KB, 248x249) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1482687613788.jpg
15 KB, 248x249
>>
File: 1440599558509.png (55 KB, 485x409) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1440599558509.png
55 KB, 485x409
>>
File: 1403296487548.jpg (35 KB, 400x384) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1403296487548.jpg
35 KB, 400x384
>>
:STOPWATERBEAR
>>
File: 1413035264847.jpg (35 KB, 372x363) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1413035264847.jpg
35 KB, 372x363
>>767699996
FUUUUCK
>>
File: 1443578493827.jpg (33 KB, 409x393) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1443578493827.jpg
33 KB, 409x393
>>767699999
u saying wat u son of basterd bich? u stole my quints
>>
>>767699937
Funny gif, but retarded
>>
>>767699999

QUINTS
>>
>>767700070
You were so close again, fuck.
>>
File: 1323511981441.jpg (29 KB, 429x341) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1323511981441.jpg
29 KB, 429x341
>>767700277
>>767700155
CHECK EM
that's life though amirite? heh...
>>
>>767699999

Why the fuck am I the only one to check this
>>
>>767699999
welp
waterbears are fucked
>>
>>767699999
Sexy
>>
File: 1283813637113.jpg (14 KB, 383x336) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1283813637113.jpg
14 KB, 383x336
>>767699999
>>
>>767699999
Deserves a bump
Thread replies: 60
Thread images: 19


Navigation: /b/ - Random [Archive] | Search | [Home]
Navigation: /b/ - Random [Archive] | Search | [Home]


If you need a post removed click on it's [Report] button and follow the instruction.
If you like this website please support us by donating with Bitcoins at 16mKtbZiwW52BLkibtCr8jUg2KVUMTxVQ5
All trademarks and copyrights on this page are owned by their respective parties. Images uploaded are the responsibility of the Poster. Comments are owned by the Poster.
This is a 4chan archive - all of the content originated from that site. This means that RandomArchive shows their content, archived. If you need information for a Poster - contact them.