How the fuck do I defeat this nigga?
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How the fuck do I defeat this nigga?
make other tardigrades fight it.
any r34?
Tardigrades are the real rulers of the world
>>767691751
introduce it to /b/ and /pol/
>>767692664
tardigrade defeat /pol/ and /b/
>>767691751
Disease.
all you need is a snail https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMUvNWuSq6I
>>767691751
eat
stomach acid fuk em up
>>767692070
>>767691751
Wow how cute
>>767691751
shrink ray on a naked mole rat to give it a suitable opponent
You have to break their hearts
Sleep with them and then never call, and block them on fb
>>767691751
break its heart.
>>767693981
>>767693799
t. broken hearted anons
They're already on your body. You've already lost. You belong to the tardigrades, now.
>>767694007
t.heartless femanon
>>767693254
Nigga, stomach acid don't do shit to they spores! Read a goddam book you knucklehead faggot!
>>767691751
>How the fuck do I defeat this nigga?
Flip him over and pin him to a three count.
>>767693254
fyi the tardigrade can survive in the vacuum of space
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tardigrade
>>767691751
rubbing alchohol, uuuuu the double vacume of space, show it a picture of you mom, try to explain lolies to it even though you know its a normie
>>767691751
Well, grab one in a syringe and then inject it into a pool of cancer cells or autism.
>>767695246 This
>>767695468
autism active
Entropy
>>767695468
>>767695609
>>767696103
>>767696298
>>767691751
15,000 Grays of ionizing radiation would probably do it. Median lethal dose (50% of population dies) at ~6,200 Grays they would definitely all be dead at 15,000 Gy..
Note: Humans median lethal dose is 5 Gy so these are tough fuckers
>>767696851
Engineer or Skyentist?
>>767696953
Don't need to be a scientist to read wikipedia and know SI units
>>767696851
Holy shit.
>>767693557
what?
>>767697232
Is that all you did? Its still pretty far off for your average faggot to know that radiation is good at killing things. Or did you just google how to kill a tardigrade.
>>767697509
I know a bit about medicine because I'm a pharmacology student but I don't have a degree. Ionizing radiation kills anything in enough amounts even radiotrophic fungi (fungi that get energy from ionizing radiation) can be killed at high enough doses
>>767696851
that's the same like saying ants don't die if you drop them from 5 miles or 10 or whatever height.
>>767691751
Cum on it. Sperm vs faggot tardigrades
>>767698880
Just look on the wikipedia page it's all there
>>767691751
my ass gas is pretty powerful
i bet that will take care of him
I just spent 6 weeks studying these little assholes. Theyre weak as shit in a 1v1. Theyre immune to everything that wont kill them. Vacuum of space? What kind of a wasted adaptation is that? Fuckin...slightly large sand grain will completely smear them apart. Bastards cant even locomote. They have developed nerves and muscles and all they can hope to do is flail around like like a chicken with its cock cut off
S T E P O N H I M
>>767691751
>How the fuck do I defeat this nigga?
>>767695468
good post
That is a bloodveld. Just wear a slayer helm
:STOPWATERBEAR
>>767699996
FUUUUCK
>>767699999
u saying wat u son of basterd bich? u stole my quints
>>767699937
Funny gif, but retarded
>>767699999
QUINTS
>>767700070
You were so close again, fuck.
>>767700277
>>767700155
CHECK EM
that's life though amirite? heh...
>>767699999
Why the fuck am I the only one to check this
>>767699999
welp
waterbears are fucked
>>767699999
Sexy
>>767699999
>>767699999
Deserves a bump