Why haven't we begun executing conservatives yet?
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Why haven't we begun executing conservatives yet?
>>767690053
Cause they are the only ones to get shit done.
Go to bed Hillary
>>767690053
Who is "we"?
Conservatives are the ones with all the guns.
soooo.... glhf!
>Save the world
>Execute them
Ok
>>767690053
The republican party is in it's death throws. Various conservashit parties in europe went through the same transition. Eventually it'll be a white nationalist party with zero influence.
>>767690546
>The republican party is in it's death throws.
>Eventually it'll be a white nationalist party with zero influence.
>>767690053
Because they have guns
>>767690546
>>767690767
Also: Throes*
>>767690053
What are you going to execute us with? Guns?
Lolololoololololololollolololololololllllooollllololol.
>>767690354
WRONG
>>767690862
>>767690793
>>767690354
We have technology lets just create a virus that we can put in sweet tea or miller light or chewing tabacco or something.
>>767690053
>because due process and justice
>>767690053
Why are you liberals so full of hate and intolerance?
>>767691465
Because conservatives are such an idiotic cancer that they need to be irradiated.
>>767690053
That would require jobs
> Genocide half the country because they disagree with me.
Faggots detected!
>>767691558
Please elaborate as to why you need to resort to violence. Also saying cancer is not cool dude. People die from that
>>767690053
ladies and gents: the jew at work
>>767690053
Because you libtard asshats throw a shit fit everytime we mention capital punishment.
>>767690053
executing the mentally challenged is a hard-right authoritarian thing.
>>767691353
Nah. Put it in all soy products!
>>767693050
Your right though
>>767691558
but why? serious question. I bet you have no real reasons to hate them
>>767690053
>>767690053
Only 6 1/2 years left! Fuck DRUMPF
>>767691558
Reeeeeeeee!
Because we have all the guns you fucking idiot.
>>767693432
the only possible reason i'd get within 1000 feet of that bitch is the two hotties helping her with the books.
i'd hate fuck them and make them scream MAGA whenever they came.
this way they'd yell MAGA 10 times in a 5 minute period.
every liberal. every single one of them. 100% without fail wants a strong conservative to come along and bitchslap them into shape.
the women want to be fucked hard by a real man for the first time in their lives.
the men want someone to make them stand in the corner while a real man slams their landwhale gf.
needless to say, liberal men spend most of their lives living in fantasy. at least liberal women get to be fucked by a real man whenever they stray off teh plantation.
>>767690053
>we
says the herd with no guns
Sure, I'll play your stupid game. Because Conservatives own the most firearms, comprise 90 percent of law enforcement and the military and that's not even including their families who are also Conservative. So...play your little pathetic anarchy fantasy.
>>767691465
>Why are you liberals
They're not liberals, they're democrats.
Think Pol Pot with bathroom choice.
>>767690053
>executing conservatives yet?
LoL Now who is sounding like a Nazi.
as soon as a liberal man gets in shape and stops being a retarded pussy he becomes. that's right you guessed it. a conservative man.
then he gets insanely hot pussy, starts pulling in money, takes care of his family, stops smoking dope with losers, gets rid of his homeless cup and sign, gets a house, and helps shape up society around him.
notice no conservative is such an asshole to wish death upon a liberal. conservatives just pity liberals, with their constant whinging.
pic related. it's a girl who just spent a weekend with a conservative winner.
>>767690053
>Falling for the"muh right" & "muh left" meme
This is a lose lose battle. Nobody wins except politicians.
>>767693902
based
>>767690831
I knew I spelled that shit wrong as soon as I posted it.
>>767690053
bc all you libtards have is dildo's and bongs
go mow down some chads with a rent-a-van you virgin autist
>>767690053
>Why haven't we begun executing conservatives yet?
>>767690546
>The republican party is in it's death throws. Various conservashit parties in europe went through the same transition. Eventually it'll be a white nationalist party with zero influence.
>>767690053
i miss when the internet was mostly memes, flash animations and porn
now it's all politics
>>767690053
I have OP. They make themselves blatantly easy to spot. 10 down just this year alone
>>767693591
all the liberals are wondering if i mean that i would have sex with both the hotties at the same time.
no, no. it is nothing like that.
i would only have sex with them one at a time.
and they would love yelling MAGA over and over while i pounded them in every conceivable position.
then when their soyboy liberal beta orbiter "boyfriends" called them up the next day wondering if they want to go to another gathering of fuckwits, aka "pussy hat march," the girls will agree to go to virtue signal.
then they'll spend the whole time fantasizing about another conservative man who will show them what real love is.
every now and then they'll mutter MAGA under their breath. when the soyboi asks her what she said, she'll say "nothing!"
pic related. the two girls on the left are laughing about how stupid soyboi liberals are.
>>767694420
Fuck dude
cuz liberals are weak pussy bitches.
>>767690767
OK, I hate Trump and he's a sickening, vile, lying, immoral degenerate, but this is funny.
>>767694584
>>767694420
Trump is a president who understands that the government protects us from crime through courts of law and foreign powers in exchange for our consent to be governed. In doing that we also dictate that the people have the right and responsibility to protect ourselves when the government cannot. Also there is no greater importance for a member of society than having the right and the obligation to keep and bear weapons (in this instance guns) to remind, impose and solidify the fact that the government is not in charge of the people, the people are in charge of the government. People should not be afraid of their government, their government should be afraid of the people.
>>767695273
>>767691558
found the crybaby pussy. still crying about shillary?
faggot
>>767695403
>>767695467
>>767695584
>>767690053
Why are you on 4chan? This isn’t a place for SJW. I’m leaving BC of this shit tbh
>>767690053
>conservatives are literally Fascist and must be stopped
>put them in camps away from the non fascists and gas them
>>767693758
lots of truth layered in this post
>>767690053
>conservative
Support freedom of speech, assembly, human rights, freedom to arm and protect oneself
Republicans today are the most truly liberal folks around. The left is filled with totalitarian socialist/fascist scum.
>>767695756
>>767691558
so...no actual retort? just " i hate you so die" while you wear your furry outfit and shitty diapers waiting for mommy to change you? " love trumps hate". what happened to that? conservatives make EVERYTHING you enjoy possible.
>>767690465
fuck are you talking about?
Because they armed themselves with guns and you arm yourselves with bongs and dildos.
>>767695830
>>767695694
You couldn't get me mad if you tried.
You'd probably stub your toe or something.
>>767691465
OP is most likely not a Liberal, but a mongoloid slav trying to stir up trouble
>>767695905
>>767690053
>liberals objecting to the working class objecting to having their wealth stolen and given to nonworking demographics saying they deserve death
lol
>>767690053
With what? Safety pins, coloring books and play doh?
>>767695923
>fat, ugly, behind a low barrier screaming with the “support” of a bunch of retarded lanky weirdos adorned in black face masks.
I rest my case.
>>767693432
she's making money while Trump is on his way to prison
>>767691353
Then you loose the black support cuz you killed them all off.
>>767695939
>>767690053
>>767690053
>So...he was behind of it.
>>767696029
>>767690053
Because they're the only ones actually producing anything.
Because no guns lmao
>>767696074
She’s literally on the run. Burned all her computers and servers not understanding that everything you do online is there forever and the nsa has it all.
>>767695830
pro censorship : hate speech
pro control of news : fake news
pro civil disbarment : gun laws
the shitstains posing as liberal are totalitarian opportunists
>>767690053
Because you have to try them in a court of law first.
>>767690053
BECAUSE YOUR A FUCKING FAGGOT...does that answer your question?
>>767696224
>>767690053
>Why haven't we begun executing conservatives yet?
>>767696297
>>767690053
Eh. Tired bros. It is surreal and scary when I see an old pic of Trump with this look. I mean PRESIDENT Trump. That’s right, he is president of the United States. I sometimes literally freeze up from my routine. I literally stop what I am doing and realize that this isn’t some movie, parody. This is actually happening. I turn off all stimuli and am almost stuck in my head with this shocking awakening like a punch in the face. Eventually I have to snap out of it and un-freeze, to go to the next thing. I don’t know what or even who to trust anymore. How is this going to end?
>>767696224
put down the vodka, BORIS
>>767696094
>>767696358
Btw. Not a Shillary, Bernie-cuck either. I’m totally apolitical now.
>>767690053
>ban all firearms.
>execute conservatives.
choose one faggot.
Because real conservatives are beneficial to civilization. The alt-right retards are not "conservatives".
>>767696466
>>767696358
Poor little delicate flower. How do you ever cope?
>>767694420
Cummable face! Look at “yeah brah, wut” dude with the phone.
>>767696522
>>767696641
>>767696738
>>767696773
Proof!
>>767696506
That's what happens when a kike Sheriff and uneducated jewish teens scream for the lynching of an innocent female solely because of her firearm positions.
>>767696864
>>767696614
Kek. Not going to type out my life’s story. I was just visualizing my big, burly ass in a dress. Trump is an excellent salesman. He sold himself to a mass of tired, angry, lost, uneducated sheeple. He fueled his narcissism with the ultimate power trip. He is on a dopamine high 24/7. He is laughing at peoples anger.
>>767696522
This girl is no longer like this and has gone back to being straight. She pissed off all the flags off when she said it was just a phase.
>>767694274
>zero influence.
You keep saying that...
>>767697023
Personally I think we should be rounding up and executing Internet trolls.
Proof will be any record of accessing 4chan.org before it became a shithole.
>>767697023
I was quoting his post you absolute cuck.
>>767691558
still haven't gotten over the fact that our ideals built the cozy rich civilizations your daddy's money ideology needs to thrive?
>>767696987
>when she said it was just a phase.
Now imagine if they keep this up...
Suicides will spike in the future for sure.
>>767697123
funny how that never gets brought up
>>767690053
Because the illiterate and the mentally ill should be treated with compassion whenever possible.
>>767690053
Start with the Tea Party first. They'd rather work with Putin anyway.
>>767697300
This
>>767697123
He was a democrat too lmao
>>767697300
>mentally ill
>>767697286
OH NO ONE PERSON OUT OF MILLIONS OF PEOPLE IN THE HISTORY OF THE USA
>>767697251
I'd rather be a part of the generation that eats tide pods than the one that started aids, drained the economy, and doesn't know how to actually piece together an argument using reason.
>>767697729
Whatever, Skippy
>>767697643
he was extremely anti gun and was in a position of power where he could sway how people voted on the issue. kill yourself.
>>767697729
>doesn't know how to actually piece together an argument using reason.
Implying children can do this in 2018.
You aren't pushing for banning free speech for nothing.
>>767696975
You just described every career politician ever.
>>767690053
because we will be the ones executing people like you
>>767698036
>>767691353
If you kill all the conservatives, who is going to do all the work? The /real/ work, building products, transporting goods, growing food. Not the sitting-on-ass pushing paper work that progressives do, if they do anything at all.
You really expect a limp wristed soy boi to build a house, or pave a road?
>>767691275
and by wrong you mean, right
we have all the guns and ammo
police
military
what do you have? other then a pink dress and a massive butt plug....
>>767696224
Yeah but it doesn't really matter how many crimes she committed. She's untouchable.
>>767698137
>>767698137
Pantifa will.
>>767698137
off topic but fuck I miss that faggot
>>767698159
>>767698369
F
>>767698190
>>767694373
God me too. Normies came over and brought their stupid normie shit.
>>767694420
>That reddit spacing
>That fantasy story
>Those buzzwords
You have to go back.
>>767698419
Nothing mad about it, you fucks are a threat to society and need purged
>>767698474
not only did I not have that one but I've never seen it before either. cheers
>F
>>767698137
Robots. It's funny because the people who are gonna need the most gibs in the future are also the most against gibs.
>>767698593
>>767690053
Holy shit I cant wait for your revolution.
>handful of commie scalps
>>767696468
Why the fuck are you in a thread about politics if you are apolitical?
>>767698682
If robots could do the things he mentioned without significant people, they'll also be farming our fields and feeding us for free by that time, nice try though smarty pants.
>>767690053
I agree, OP. When we take back control of the government, first order of business will be to nuke the red states. We will do to conservatives like what Hitler did to the Jews. The Great Pingu will be so proud.
>>767690053
Because they own guns
>>767690053
how would liberals do that? they're against the death penalty! hahahahah
>>767699347
You going to take over the government how exactly? Social media with links to HuffPo?
Republican president that no republican agrees with.
Democrats can't present a unified direction.
Both parties in chaos trying to figure out how to handle a namecalling manchild who blames other for everything going wrong, and takes credit for anything going well.
NOW is the time for an organized 3rd political party to rise into power for the people...
oh wait, all those smaller pseudo-parties are even less cohesive.
So 2020 presidental ballot; Chelsea Clinton, vs. Sarah Palin?
>>767699790
>Social media with links to HuffPo?
lol
>>767699833
Palin would win, because you all already elected one idiot, time to one up things just to see what happens.
>>767697300
>and be permitted to breed so their genetic disease can continue damaging the species.
>>767699347
>We will do to conservatives like what Hitler did to the Jews.
So, start by disarming us.
You've just exposed the real reason behind the the liberal anti-gun agenda.
"This year will go down in history. For the first time, a civilized
nation has full gun registration. Our streets will be safer, our
police more efficient, and the world will follow our lead into the
future!" Adolf Hitler, 1935, on The Weapons Act of Nazi Germany.
>>767699892
Forgot, they’ll need to find a new boogeyman to blame too. Maybe Iran or Uzbekistan this time as the Russian hackers.
Personally I am hoping for either Nauru or Liechtenstein to be the new bad guys for the Democrats to blame.
>>767690053
>we
who is "we", exactly?
>>767690210
Exactly! We need somebody to do all the shitty jobs, the educated shouldn't have to demean themselves with plumbing and shit
>>767700303
Retarded womyn tranny gayfags probably.
>>767699790
>>767700128
LOL at you triggered righties that took the obvious bait.
>>767700128
>>767700330
>the educated shouldn't have to demean themselves with plumbing and shit
As opposed to near minimum wage at Starbucks?
>>767700330
I bet the plumber down the street makes more money than you do.
>>767697729
And yet somehow, you managed to be both of those.
>>767700374
Not triggered. My gun is in my nightstand where it always rests when I go to bed.
>>767700557
>Not having a secret headboard compartment.
>>767690546
Repubs are not conservatives. Rs are done.
When will you cucks get it straight?
>>767700374
>you
>>767690053
b/c they have all the cops soldiers and guns. what are the feminists and trannies gonna do to execute them?
>>767700623
>Repubs are not conservatives. Rs are done.
Good point anon.
>>767690053
how have liberals managed to stay alive this long? you have no foundation, no morals, no message, and no agenda other than "gibs me stuff".
>>767700618
Real?
Kinda cool if it is.
>>767690053
>Posts Trumpf
>Called conservative
You're a fucking moron.
"Speaking in a room where guns are banned, Trump tells the crowd “98% of mass public shootings have occurred in places where guns were banned.”"
Why would we execute such a source of comedy? Not even monty python could come up with such absurdist comedy.
>>767700742
This is a good post. I love this kind of comedy.
>>767698994
what a piece of ass she was in that one
>>767696074
Can't indict a sitting president. He can literally shoot someone on the white house lawn and nothing can be done. These "prosecutors" are making fools of themselves.
>>767700703
but you aren't capable of morals or values?
Trap here, looking for someone to talk to. Bored and lonely Discord gg Channel WDprHH
>>767700888
this sounds true to me, because I got hooked on crack before I graduated middle school.
>>767700716
oh yeah. there's a whole big market for shit like that right now. they make some really cool shit
>>767700618
I thought about one of those secret shelf compartments I could toss my OPAP in.
>>767690053
Because you faggots don't have any guns.
>>767700744
>"Speaking in a room where guns are banned, Trump tells the crowd “98% of mass public shootings have occurred in places where guns were banned.”"
This may come as a surprise to you, Snowflake, but wherever Trump is......THERE ARE A SHITLOAD OF GUNS.
>>767697251
Generation Z were the ones eating Tide Pods, not Millenials
>>767700981
because no homo sapien could be dumb enough to draw this, I'm fairly positive a primitive AI constructed this png from found elements after crawling freerepublic.com.
>>767700716
Hell yeah buddy, you can easily make your own.
>>767695079
libs can't meme.
or comedy.
or facts.
or scyence.
>>767700992
>baby boomer mom facebook pic
>snowflake
holy shit do actual old faggots post here?
>>767700330
You fell for the university meme didn't you
>>767701029
dude...
the tide pod thing was invented here on 4chan.
>>767700744
Yes, because the dozen or so secret service around him were unarmed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygNnyHZ12cs
>>767701137
Generation Z are the newfags of /b/. 4chan was started by Millenians/Generation Y. Newfag.
>>767701144
lol YES! i love this
what are you even arguing? i don't know! but i know what i love.
>>767701137
So was our president.
>>767691558
Because conservatives (not Republicans), if given complete rule, would let you do whatever you fucking wanted? That's what you're against.
Whew lad.
>>767701186
you're a bot, right?
The US is overdue for another civil war.
>>767701233
Yeah, my name is Heaven, newfag.
>>767701116
>or scyence.
Right, because creationism and flat-Earth theory are totally scientific.
>>767701231
is this the No True Scotsman? you don't often catch one in the wild. truly a marvelous find. i'm going to stuff you and mount you in my sitting den.
>>767701128
Grow up, Snowflake.
>>767701242
Man I hope not. Last time we had one we let the niggers go free.
What else is gonna get fucked up this time?
>>767690053
Donald Trump is a liberal.
ITT republicans argue against over 15 years worth of neurology research
>>767701390
This.
>>767701381
Depends on your aim.
>>767700443
I've got an Engineering degree, and I don't make as much as a plumber with 3 years of experience.
>>767701231
Right, conservatives will totally let you do whatever you want, except having an abortion, smoking weed, or having gay sex.
>>767700926
Look it up, faggot. Put down the pipe for a minute and google "can president indicted". A pres can only be indicted for a couple specific things.
But libs are on crack and haven't graduated, so you won't look.
>>767701390
This sentence is the nuclear option.
People would fucking shoot each other to death over this.
I like it.
>>767701424
"This" is what?
>>767701345
Get off 4chan you decrepit loser and take your faggy facebook images with you.
>>767701250
Look who it is again, ID Heaven. I'm fed up with your shit faggot. The other day when you called me a newfag, yeah, haven't forgotten about that yet. Fuck you I've been on here for months and probably get on here more than you anyways. Don't you know that you make yourself look like a newfag when you call others newfag? Just because you learned how to hack your name and change it to "Heaven" does not give you the right to disrespect anyone at any time.
>>767696310
So you support violent, deranged criminals running the street? How tolerant and progressive.
>>767701440
Work in shit, get paid more is usually a general rule.
>>767701390
If you go with the textbook definition, then yes.
>>767701522
Whatever, Snowflake.
Because they provide a valuable discourse to counterbalance the liberal mindset in politics. :)
>>767701497
Hmmmmm yes. Yes, I see! Truly he knows constitutional law! He learned it from watching the teevee. I am vanquished.
>>767701565
Better than ID: Faggot
>>767696358
Oh jeez. A RINO president that almost does nothing. How offensive. Your anus must be bleeding. Tomorrow isn't looking much better.
>>767690053
Who says we haven't?
>>767701632
Also stop stealing /pol/ memes, you unoriginal nigger.
>>767701604
THIS is the comedy that I come here for. I know what I love and I know where to find it. These guys are the true entertainers of our time.
>>767701663
"valuable discourse" from conservatives. kek. i thought this was a politics thread not a YLYL thread
>>767701506
It means he got it right.
>>767701756
Witty
>>767698593
Whatever you say, Comrade
Stalin.
>>767696468
>apolitical
no you're not. you're a racist lib like the rest of them. or do you call yourself alt-right once you think you divorced the proletariat?
>>767701756
Yeah, you're cool, Snowflake.
>>767701815
This is good. This is what's real in comedy today. Satire is dead, parody is dead. THIS is what's real.
>>767701683
Scotch tape on a silk tie?
>>767696491
The alt-right are the regular left. Don't let CNN tell anybody otherwise.
>>767701688
>>767701801
My grandpa's a conservative. Used to think he was crazy. But he's a human being too :)
>>767690053
hold up there, libtard
DONALD TRUMP DOES NOT REPRESENT MOST CONSERVATIVES
>>767701837
"racist anti-racist"
hmmm yase, i will thorw this on thme nd theyl be pwnd!
>>767701438
They’ll probably protect all these transgender faggots completely, or make them some sort of 3rd gender ruling caste.
>>767701908
Nope, just the majority of the conservative and American vote.
>>767701906
sure hes a human being, hes just a shitty one
>>767701908
100% of republicans voted for trump.
>>767701908
Then you and your buddies better get on the horn and do something about him, fucko.
>>767701938
That would be up to your militia. Have some faith, and grow a pair if they upset you so deeply.
>>767701866
Sure.
>>767701906
Hahahah, fucking wrong. He's not human. He's a tribal. Tribals are not human. Genes wrong, neurology wrong. They can't be human any more than a chimpanzee wearing a bellboy outfit. They're holding humanity back from our true potential.
