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Picture unrelated. My drunk boyfriend.
My doggo refuses to eat. Been 24 hours and I'm worried. WTD?
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Take him for a walk you dumb faggot.
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It's ass is probably sore.
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Try different brand of food?
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>>767686187
try diffrent food and if he doesnt eat anything tomorrow take him to a vet
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>>767686187
try giving him a piece of human food. also see if you can get him to be playful. take to vet if not
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>>767686187
Tits?
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>>767686187
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Try some beef bouillon cube in water over the food.
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>>767686187

Take him to the vet you stupid whore. Dogs and cats refusing their food is a clear sign that something is wrong with them.

Why the fuck do women always take the "I'll ignore it, it'll go away on its own" approach?"

Oh, your vagina itches like fire?
>"I'll ignore it, it'll go away."

Your tit has a lump in it that's a bit sore?
>"I'll ignore it, it'll go away."

You've got pus coming out of your pussy hole?
>"I'll ignore it, it'll go away."

Fucking avoidance bullshit. Practically every "social problem" that women experience is a direct result of them refusing to deal with problems as they occur.
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Eat the dog
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Could be Parvo, is your dog vaccinated?
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its prolly a tumor. RIP doggo
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>>767686187
>Hmm...He was behind of it.
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No tits here but can show you my dick if you want.
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Did you switch food or anything like that? When I switched my dog from puppy food to adult food she would barely eat until I started putting a little bit of chicken broth on it.
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>>767686187
Too dumb to eat, too dumb to live. Get a new pet.
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>>767688785
>my bf beats me up daily
i'll ignore it, it'll go away
>niggers slaughter whites
>muslims split little girls in two under trucks of peace
#NOTALLNIGGERS #NOTALLMUSLIMS
the cunt redpill gloryhole goes way deeper anon
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Just tried the beef broth over the regular food, Blue Buffalo. Dog ate some of it. Dog is pooping and peeing normal.
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OP here. Here's my pussy.

Now, how can I fix my dog? Please don't say "take him to the vet", I can't afford it this month, I need to buy myself some things that can't wait.
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>>767686187
Vet here. You should be concerned and have him seen as soon as you can.
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>>767686187
you should probably go see a vet about your dog, i mean, are you really asking a bunch of autists what to do with a living being, they couldn't keep a mushroom alive for more than a day. but i'm here for the real reason why everyone is here, send more pics of your boyfriends ass.
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>>767689670
I would suck your clit.

Do you have any chicken you can try feeding him. Something unseasoned?
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>>767689670
pet food is made out of pet corpses and gives cancer
you're welcome roastie
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>>767689690

I CAN'T though I need to buy something for my car, and I dropped my phone in the toilet so I gotta get a new one of those.

Please, is there ANY way for me to help my dog?
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Pussy looks a bit sloppy. Probably works fine though.
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>>767689670
Feed it cooked rice it might have an upset stomach. Had this happen to my dog.
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>>767689670
Squeeze him until he vomits. See if his stomach is already full, maybe he clogged his bowels swallowing a rubber squeaky toy.
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>>767689805
where u at, bae. I'll pay for the vet
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>>767689814
>>767689777

The rice and chicken I have is for a meal tomorrow with a guy I just met at my college. That's not an option.
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>>767689886
nice b8 m8. now fuck right off!

>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
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>>767689886
real life is better at trolling than anyone
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>>767689998

Why is that b8? I have plans, why should I trash them when there are OTHER OPTIONS to fix my dog?

I'm gonna wait another day or so and see if he gets better.
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This thread should have just ended with take your dog to the vet
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>>767690123

I mean he ate a little bit just before, like a bite or too, so he's probably ok.
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Want to hear more from the anon vet. What causes this? I'm guessing lots of things but went from total normal one day to refusal to eat the next. Let's face it. Dogs have simple needs. This one loves car rides, food, playtime and sleep. How do they change overnight?
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>>767689886
Well then I hope your dog dies you vivid cunt
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>>767690123
Give him to a no kill shelter if you're not willing to take him to the vet. At least they won't starve him trying to see if it'll "get better" you fucking selfish cunt
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>>767690123
he needs to shit bro. stop fucking worrying about that god damn dog. Jesus fucking christ!

fuck right the fuck off!
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>>767690123
not that anon, but if i had dinner plans with a friend from college, i would much rather they sacrifice the planned meal to try and feed their not-eating dog. What kind of a person gets a pet/has a kid and doesnt try to do the best thing possible for it when it's sick? Not even like it's an expensive fix, financially or timewise.
fk u cunt give your dog to someone who will love it
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>>767690253

So because I don't want to UPEND MY FUCKING LIFE and change plans I've had for like the last week, you think I should give my dog up?

Fuck you /b/ you're supposed to help me, I gave you my vag and everything.
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>>767689670
Don't keep animals you can't afford to care for. Take your dog to the vet then find someone less useless to adopt it.
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>>767689805
You can entice him/her with boiled chicken (no spices/seasonings) and plain white rice. Offer a bit, and if your doggo isn't interested then dont push it.
Tell me about your dog:age, breed, sex
Any vomiting? Diarrhea?
Still drinking water?
Last Urination/defecation?
Any missing toys ? Anything he could have gotten into?
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>>767690379
Have you tried taking your dog to the vet
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>>767689805
>replacing my phone is more important than my dog's life

Actually kill yourself.
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>>767686187
I wanna fuck him in the ass
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OP show more of ur pussy
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>>767690379
I think you are unable and undeserving to take care of another living thing. Never get another pet and get your tubes tied. Or off yourself for all I care. I don't give a shit what you showed us, take your putrid cunt elsewhere and give your dog to someone who will actually take care of it
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How do I delete my pussy shots, you fucking males don't deserve to look at me. Fucking useless pigs.
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>>767690602
Women like you are the reason sexism ever existed in the first place
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>>767690673

Fuck you, you probably have a tiny dick.
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>>767690706
Nah, I'm pretty good with my body, but you are a garbage human being.
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Dog will be 7 in July. Is drinking some water. Pooping and peeing normal, no diarea. Washed her and her bed two days ago. Possible reaction to detergent or traces of fabric softer in the dryer?
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>>767689805
When is the last time he took a shit? Check him for constipation. Go watch a youtube video to see how it's done. If he is constipated give him a laxative and an enema.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNSkI2a2DOw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DmgPalue3VE
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>>767690807

Whatever. You'd neverhave a chance with a gir like me. You're porbably a faggot from my college that i turned dwn.
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>>767690916
I own a business with my wife. Never went to college, but at least I can take care of my dogs
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>>767686187

MORE?
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>>767690998
>wife

Lol like any real woman would marry you. You've literally got a tiny dick and you think women should upend their lives for silly reasons.
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>>767691072
how would any of that "upend" your life. are you retarded?
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>>767691127

I ALREADY FUKN TOLD YOU THAT I NEED THE CHICKEN AND RICE FOR THE GUY I INVITED OVER. AND I NEED A NEW PHONE.

LERN TO FUKN READ.
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>>767691072
A living create who's life you decided to take responsibility for isn't a "silly reason". And I don't give a shit what you say about my life since it's just bullshit spewing out of your mouth because I outed you as sentient trash.
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So guys i think who ever have that pussy need to be fucked
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>>767691262
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>>767690379
but you didnt give tits :(
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This is what happens when two troll fight and neither want to admit that they are trolling. We get this amount of autistic retardation.
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>>767691287

You're just mad no real woman like me would give you the time of day. You're probably one of those mysoginest faggots like the one who drove that truck.
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>>767691802
If you want to troll convincingly you're better off pretending not to know how to reply/quote properly. Otherwise pretty good job mate.
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>>767691916

Whatever. You couldn't handle me. Fuckn overwate small-dick sissy.
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>>767691980

Uhhh plenty of places work like this. U'r not some secret club or something faggot.
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>>767691993
So what makes a cellphone worth more than your pet's life?
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>>767686187
hunger strike to protest your lack of completing gf and dog mom duties. cook, suck, fuck, feed, and walk better, bitch.

also; tits or gtfo.
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>>767692157

Maybe because my fone is BROKE and I'm pretty sure my dog is just being a shit. I wouldnt expect you to understand faggot. Luckily the guy coming over is nothing like you mysoganest here.
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>>767692306
So you'd rather risk your dog dying than wait to buy a new phone or reschedule a date?
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>>767692306

My bf uses /b/ so I know how to use it btw.

>>767692399

Can't you fukn read? Stupid uneducated sexist pig. Bet you dn't even know how to get a girl off.
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>>767689670
>no timestamp
You deserve your dog
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>>767692306
tits and timestamp
tits and timestamp
tits and timestamp
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>>767692542
>timestamp

What the fuck are you even talking about sexist
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>>767692458
>Can't you fukn read? Stupid uneducated sexist pig. Bet you dn't even know how to get a girl off.
So I'll take that as a yes. Anyone who puts such trivial things over the life of a creature that depends entirely on them is a garbage person. I hope your boyfriend walks in on you getting fucked after your date and leaves you, taking the dog with him
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>>767692632
tits bitch!!!

tits bitch!!!

tits bitch!!!
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>>767692646
>I hope your boyfriend walks in on you getting fucked after your date and leaves you,

Wat makes you think he don't know?

Whatever you're just wishing it was you I invited over instead of the other guy. Who knows mebbe I'll even suck his dik.
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>>767692703

How do u block people onhere
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>>767692632
A piece paper with the date on it and, etc.
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>>767692723
>Whatever you're just wishing it was you I invited over instead of the other guy.
I wish I didn't have to be the same species as someone like you.
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>>767689670
Have him knot your pussy or lick it till you cum and he will feel better.
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>>767692740
Nice try, troll

you fucked up your story, bro

lern2fuckingtroll newfag

sure is summer!

eat ass!

Tittays!

Happy Friday!
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>>767692889

I don't know what any of this means. Probly more sexist garbage.
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>>767690580
i'm proud of you anon
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>>767686187
>that pic
I've been in a surprisingly similar drunk situation before

>walking through park with friends after drinking
>high power sprinklers come on
>can't remember how it came up, but they think if you put your ass up to the sprinkler, water would shoot up your hole regardless of how hard you clench
>I say I bet I could clench hard enough
>we bet 5 bucks
>being drunk enough, I actually try it out thinking I'll easily win the bet with my tight hole
Long story short a few days later I ended up sick as fuck after taking a huge surprise enema of non potable sprinkler water up the ass
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>>767692983
Thank you anon
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>>767692972
>Probly more sexist garbage
back to the kitchen
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suck a fat dick dog killer :(

I fucking hate garbage humans like you
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>>767690379
it's called priorities
if your pet's health and wellbeing isnt priority over your rutting and shopping you deserve whatever Providence will send your way
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>>767693157
>>767693383
>>767693392
sexist pigs
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>>767693422
I didn't realize dog-killer was a sex
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>>767692972
>>767692458
sexist bitch!
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try giving the dog cheese or milk. it might be blocked up. probably needs to poop but cant.
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>>767691262
the absolute state of roasties
the meme is real
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>>767693485
sexist pig! KYS
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>>767693488

U cant be sexist to fuckn cis males, you dumb pickledick.

Jfc no wonder its so hard to get off as a girl.
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>>767691453
fuck man hold it together
a good troll remains believable
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>>767689670
Arby's

WE HAVE THE MEATS!!!!!!!!!
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>>767693680

watever. U WISH u could eat me.
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>>767693648
you are the best troll on /b/

all hail OP for he is a jolly gud fallow

best troll. best troll best troll. best troll best troll. best troll

one of us! one of us! one of us!
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>>767693732
god damn right I do. I'd lap that pussy up and suck a fart out of your ass!
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>>767693600
Again, dog killer is not a sex. I don't hate anyone because they're a woman, but I do hate you for wanting a cell phone more than the well being of your animal
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This thread smells like bait but fuck if I haven't met more than a few vapid bitches who would behave exactly like OP pass for pass.

Fuck this world
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>>767686187
tits or gtfo then I'll help you. I'm a vet...
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>>767689777
tasty nips trips
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Fake and gay
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>>767693732
bring me chicken and rice, bro

I'm as hungry as a dog that hasn't been fed.
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>>767686187
(607) 595-3893
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>>767693953
y u no eat bruv? where r u located (roughly). made a huge stew today, shit is fire.
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>>767693991
Who's number is this?
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>>767693991

HOW THE FUK DID U GET MY NUMBER U SEXIST FUCKS

TAKE THIS SHIT DOWN
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>>767686187
my dog stopped eating turns out he had lymphoma take him to a vet asap
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>>767694720
other symptoms may be vomiting, and lethargy
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>>767693991
>(607) 595-3893
OMFG YOU IS ZOE SEXIST!!!!!

REAAAPPPPPPP
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>>767694720
Op refuses to take dog to vet due to lack of priorities
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>>767694720
Op would rather get a phone than take doggo to the vet. :(
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>>767694861
>>767694900
repeal the 19th
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>>767695042
And 18th
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>>767689391
This
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>>767694900

Don't forget she wanted to ride the college guy's dick while her boyfriend watched, and that's why she wouldn't give the dog rice and chicken.
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First off I'm gay. BF likes to sit his ass on lawn sprinklers at the golf course across from our house. Only does this when drunk so every weekend.
Dog is really not eating and no tits here.
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>>767695464
Too late, everyone already knows
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>>767695464
one of us. one of us. one of us.
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>>767695464

Wait, you're gay... but you want to sit on college guy's dick with your pussy?

You can't walk this one back, bitch.
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>>767695293
This is exactly why we should be able to brutally murder 3 women in every male life times (murders are transferable, so the Pussy men can sell their passes)
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>>767686187
>So...he was behind of it.
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>>767697348
kill them all. fuck all their holes
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