rek'em kek'em
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
rek'em
kek'em
>>767685355
And check'em
my fav
fuck
dump
>>767686258
wtf is going on here? that guy would've had to pop like a balloon to leave that much blood that quickly.
>>767686706
real and heterosexual
>>767686706
oh wait, he must be carrying something that exploded like a can of spray paint.
>>767685513
Holy fuck, he cranked him one.
derp
>>767685513
Thought the dog was way more fucked up at first
>>767685325
I wonder if he knows that the mice probably survived that.
>>767685917
>Jumping on the back and hitting the car will stop this bad man
Idiots.
>>767686167
What is it about guys in China who drive trucks losing control and smashing the place up?
>>767685722
lmao
>>767687093
Wellp, somebody's roommate is getting a 4.0 this semester.
>>767685722
Underrated post.
>>767689753
CHINA
>>767690809
Shiiiiiiiit!
>>767687007
amaterasu
>>767685917
this never gets old
>>767690809
Woah. What happened exactly?
>>767685722
like how? how? fuckin tell me he drove as a bale.
>>767693516
HE STILL FALLS OFF THE TABLE
>>767693483
Hard to watch... imagine that's someone you know
>>767693307
Release lever was frozen shut.
They tried to thaw it with a blowtorch.
This is okay for frozen padlocks, not so ok with frozen release levers on fuel tanks.
>>767693034
>feel for pulse
>d-d-did he died?
>>767693749
the fuck is wrong with people...I can't wait for the human race to perish. Fuck you all
>>767685531
Story?
>>767693483
this shit hit me like that kid in breaking bad
>>767693921
>the fuck is wrong with people...I can't wait for the human race to perish. Fuck you all
Do you eat meat?
I do.
>>767685391
>chinese service intervals
>>767685722
I lost
>>767685568
>>767685675
>>767685881
>>767686189
>>767693034
>>767693124
>>767693410
No women. No kids.
That's the rules.
>>767685722
Filename max keks
>>767685513
roo is jacked
>>767694017
What does eating meat have to do with torture? there's humane ways to kill our food.
>>767686900
Cook those nuts motherfuckers
>>767685861
Kind of him to shut the gate
>>767694150
agreed
>>767694093
>No women. No kids.
>That's the rules.
Who's rules?
fuck off with your rules, death doesn't abide by them and nor shall I.
>>767685917
Has he been sentenced yet?
>>767694272
What exactly am I watching?
>>767693124
Why do fat women not know they're fat?
>>767693438
>Misa-san, I know it's a crappy line but please stop overreacting.
>>767694150
>What does eating meat have to do with torture? there's humane ways to kill our food.
So it's okay for me to eat you if I kill you humanely?
>inb4 I don't want to die
I think cows feel the same but I don't care about a lower animals feelings, this would include dogs.
I care for humans though.
>>767693483
quick rundown?
>>767693289
classic
>>767686774
Dukesofhazzard.webm
>>767685391
that car crushed like an accordion.
>>767686774
"Watch me jump that sign . . . Hold my beer and watch this"
>>767694121
>Don't tread on me flag
>Committing murder
*Slow clap*
I don't understand why idiots try to kill themselves by jumping into water. It's not like hitting concrete, which would actually kill you.
Now this retard has to swim to shore and try again another way.
>>767685777
Spilled the beans. Also check em.
This kid survived as well
>>767694962
Are you really stupid or just kidding about?
>>767694150
Faggot
>>767694121
does it even need to be said how fake this is
>>767694238
I Kekked
>>767694855
the fuck is this?
>>767694121
Fake as a two dollar bill
>>767694093
faggot
>>767687007
The flash in real life
>>767694769
>Like an ACCORDion
>>767695344
no shid sherlogg :DDDD
That's enough 4chan for today
>>767685513
Why do kangaroo look like gopniks?
>>767693921
>One chinese dude in a planet of 7 billion boils one dog alive
>That's it, that's the last straw
We literally enslaved dozens of species, including our own, and eat them after making them live shit lives, by the billions. Be reasonable, anon.
And that's only in recent decades when we could afford to be sentimental as a society.
>>767693749
This is to kill the insects on doggo
>>767685827
That guy was fuckin cookin!
>>767695737
Why do kangaroo look like gopniks?
common ancestors, kangaroos got the brains, brawn and claws while the gopniks got toxicity tolerance.
>>767693921
Chinese aren't human, anon.
>>767695334
A stomach
>>767685917
Fuck that's satisfying.
>>767694093
Wrong. . . The unwritten rule is no animals, most anons dun wanna see that shit but kids and women suck as much as all people do
>>767695972
>t. retard
>>767695783
>This is to kill the insects on doggo
why don't they just burn its skin, that's what my uncle in ghana did to the goat we were going to eat to get rid of insects or infection before slaughter, the chinese have interesting methods.
>>767696056
Fuck that's satisfying.
>>767689753
Chinks mechanics don't have a clue about brake drums and brake pars.
>>767694121
If real was this in the news?
>>767686774
Yeeeee Haaaaw!
>Those Duke boys look more nervous than a long tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs.
>>767696179
He panicked and paid the price. You're just an asshole.
>>767694272
Just when I thought my life was sucked.
>>767695783
No it's not, it's to kill the doggo in an extremely painful way. Chinese believe that if the food animal dies in great pain and distress it tastes better.
>>767693713
The way his skin just pops open
Fuck man
>>767693749
Dont they believe that the more it suffers the better the meat or healing properties or whatever?
>>767687007
some kind of tank rolling around on the ground like a rocket
>>767685513
Wtf that roo is swole as fuck
>>767696326
Reminds me of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z3z7q0HedZk
>>767693250
there was somebody directly behind him.
>>767694962
>>767695233
He did an AMA later, he said other than the cold water and losing a shoe, worst part was swiming back.
>>767693289
"we will investigate"
>>767690809
Did these clowns actually bring a torch to a frozen gas tank ?
>>767693483
That's the worst butcher job ever.
>>767693516
i liost
>>767694093
since when faggot?
>>767693749
That's how you wok a dog.
>>767696090
They aren't eating it you retard.
It's a fucking flea bath which looks steamy because it's winter
>>767694150
Like letting a bigger mammal tackle it, bite on its neck, and chew on it til it dies?
>>767694908
>doesn't understand "don't tread on me"
>>767693638
Lol
>>767694583
That was the son of a higher ranking cop that had been fucking with the cartels, the story was in the news a year or so ago when it happened.
>>767693713
This idiot should have just slit his neck
>>767694272
Th'fuck am I watching?
>>767696275
>Those Duke boys look more nervous than a long tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs.
10/10
>>767693749
Who is the fucking numbnut faggot that always shortens gifs and webms
>>767693921
That's nothing buddy you should see what your government does to humans
>>767697317
Maybe driver was in shock and didn't hit brakes?
>>767697317
Lol little buster chink edition
>>767694121
Prorbably should have thanked her parents for having sex and creating her to this crule awful world before she died
>>767696326
kek filename
>>767694855
that an inside-out baby? wtf?
>>767695147
This kid survived, AMA.
>>767693998
A man went fast on a motorcycle in a residential area, and collided with a gross van-truck-thing pulling out of street-side parking. The collision launched the motorcyclist into the air, who then crashed onto the bonnet of a nearby stopped 18-wheeler. The motorcycle, driverless, nearly impacts a bystander on the sidewalk.
>>767694364
If only this would happend to all the csis agents that plague my freedome
I would shit on their graves after too. This guy was a govrnment spy so dont feel any pitty for this coward
>>767685917
John Wick 3
You get off on this?
>>767694093
1/10 because i bothered to reply
>>767695402
I... I don't even... do they start the car and hit the gas immediately while fucking with the seatbelts and radio?
>>767696561
[citation needed]
>>767696056
Ah, the early FZ, known for it's shitty suspension and small gas tank.
>>767698504
well its china. so any car they're driving is going to crumple easier than paper it probably doesn't matter.
>>767696176
>rubs boob
>wake up, wake up
>>767696064
t. buttmad bucktoothed chink
I don't even know where the FUCK to begin... Why do people like you find dead bodies something to joke about? You think because you get to sit in your warm homes on a computer that you can just joke about horrible things like this? What the actual fuck is wrong with you guys? This is very fucked up, yet crazy assfucks like you are posting dead things like it's nothing. Sick fucks, doing this shit does fucking nothing. So you want to come on an imageboard to be an asshole about things like this? Let me tell you guys, you are all fucking weak. You would never be useful to the world with such behavior you present. Honestly why do people like you guys even exist? I bet you don't even know about half of what people have gone through from then till now when they have someone they've known die. You are all such disgusting bullies. Isn't it bad enough that people go through hardships of their loved ones? Seriously what do you guys really find funny about this? Stupid fuckers I'm so angry right now that I wish I can fucking punch my computer screen so that my fist can get a good hit on that asshole face of yours, OP. Sick fucks. Seriously, just fucking grow up and actually act properly about death. Stupid fuck, keep eating those cheetoes that you stain on your shirts every day.
>>767693034
<flatter than a mooshu pancake>
"Better check for a pulse."
>>767685722
>filename
>dubs
>>767694093
On your knees, bitch
>>767698911
this satisfies me
>>767697331
Apparently you never lived in the cold. You leave the house with a torch to open your doors, unfreeze the locks, thaw the wipers, unfreeze the gas tank... then you can go.
>>767685355
such is life in China lol
fucking savages.
Anybody got that suicide bomber webem where little chunks come raining down?
>>767698748
>paper
An even better case for not hitting shit. I know they're blind, but this shit's ridiculous.
>>767686189
Yo, look at her posture towards the end. It's definitely Decerebrate prosturing (pic related), meaning significant spinal trauma. She's probably dead or at least a vegetable.
>>767685531
Duude, that happened in my town, never thought I would see it here, the guy survived, appeared on news, and won a new motorcycle from that TV show...
He was just speeding, in a 150cc bike
>>767686900
lol that's what niggers get.
>>767693337
mind=blown
>>767685941
Holy shit the biker was trying so hard to outrun it but that sign post just obliterated him.
>>767693638
Ben Shapiro masturbates to this gif.
>>767699293
>point legs away from face
>>767693034
why are all these gook cities designed with no light intersections. And better still, why do gooks just not care about their own safety? What is this mentality?
>>767685303
DAMN, +500 POINTS FOR THOSE TRICKS MID-AIR.
>>767693790
That kid grabbing his mother before they get obliterated. Gets me every time.
>>767690809
This may be the dumbest thing I've ever seen.
>>767698911
If you must know, anon, some of us aren't completely pussified by modern living. Humans have evolved to be the best killers on the planet, and for that a little rekt thread goes a long way. Also, do you really want to threaten people like us? Think very carefully about what you say.
>>767695233
it's a copy pasta troll comment
>>767698911
>>767685917
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9nZLPieIL5I
>>767686809
Is a rat driving? What the fuck is that chihuahua looking thing reflecting on the glass??
>>767685513
>American hero defends his dog from an aussie
>>767696326
I've seen one of these cranes fall into the water before. It usually takes a crane to get them out.
>>767698504
also, who lets their kids play in a parking garage?
>>767698343
>bonnet
Quite right. Quite right.
We'll said, old bean.
Pip pip and all that good rot.
What.
>boots, bonnets, tellys and lorries. How did you people conquer half the planet? Jeeziss.
>jk, my mum's English. 'sup bruh
>>767685881
Stupid bitch
>>767687156
Its almost a double whammy. That White sedan was about 2 degrees of tilt away from being Kia Sorentoast.
>>767693174
fucking lol
>>767699293
Decerebrate posturing is involuntary and very rigid. She instinctively brings her hands to her face, then down as she comes to the ground and adjusts her position.
My guess: some abrasions and contusion s, nothing too serious.
>>767693250
Good Form
>>767700156
Please lurk more.
>>767685513
What Pokemon is that!?
>>767686812
That's just a dumb as the video
>>767685941
>Euro Truck Simulator
>>767686998
americat
>>767695135
KEK!!!
>>767697784
You know how much force it takes to slit a throat right? You have muscles, tendons, cartilage, and skin to go through. Unless you cut at the jugular or carotid down the throat between the trachea and sternocleidomastoid muscle just like this faggot did with their wrist, you wouldn't have that easy of a job.
>>767693034
>walking across street with asian drivers
>ever
>>767694443
Zozzle
>>767685827
the glass wrapped around him, neatly packaging him for the EMT's.
Kek'd
>>767698247
>>767695334
teratoma
>>767695230
>>767693174
Nigger
>>767693694
>Hard to watch... imagine that's someone you know
1) Why would I do that.
2) I don't know anyone in Brazil
3) There are babies an children who are shot on a semi-regular accidents within the U.S. by drive-by's. Not to mention the wars around the world.
Yes you retard, if you picture any person that love or care about being beheaded, you will feel disturbed. IT DOESN'T mean that you should and it doesn't take a genius to figure it out.
It's like saying, "Imagine you have a $1,000,000,000." If you do, you will likely feel excited and pleased.
>>767699763
I initially admired Ben for his intellect, until I found out what he is about. A jew who believes that he nationalistic or a "patriot". Imagine that.
>>767693307
>>767693740
but it started from the top?
>>767686900
All Niggers should be electrocuted.
>>767693790
crane of piece
>>767687007
Look a fireball! Better run towards it!
>>767695664
Agreed. Wrecked thread not like it used to be. New fags fucking it up for everybody
>>767695664
Think about it. Was 4chan to blame for ANYTHING that you saw here today?
Who...what...did what you saw?
>>767685941
Show off get's chopped in half by the sign run over and burned but like 10 other people just got crushed.
>>767696326
I wonder if a skilled enough operator would have been able to release the cable fast enough to not let the crane topple over. sure the dozer might have been damaged, but at least the crane would have been saved.
>>767701554
No, just a tuxedo. I swear half of the fucking tuxedos I've met are fat fucks, just like calico are batshit nuts
>>767695195
2013 Pinetown crash
>>767686809
What the fuck is his bobble head like dog or something.
>>767694121
Fake and Gay
>>767694364
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLL
>>767694272
This must be some kind of new Jap fetish i was not aware of. Thanks Anon
>>767685568
A normal day in Islamic state of Germany.
>>767693483
These are our allies in Syria , they bring boys with them to fuck . When they boys start getting boners it becomes gay so they kill them.
>>767695147
>>767696056
0:10 is my new wallpaper
>>767698911
You may be in the wrong place press the back button for happiness
>>767694512
Is he ok?
>>767693174
congratulation your suicide became a murder how your family can claim life insurance and hang a fucker too
>>767699293
>>767701108
Yeah that wasn't abnormal posturing.
>>767694121
fake af
.>>767706033
That is, though
>>767705825
>>767694121
would fuck
>>767706033
Freaking lost
>>767694121
rihanna?
>>767694588
story?
>>767706241
>that one guy in yellow whose job it is to protect the guy sees it and yoinks outta there
>>767696176
fuck should of grab her tits and pussy while she was down i mean if you going to beat the shit out of a woman you might as well use them and put them back in there place
>>767685722
thank you
>>767694272
Victor
>>767695195
That's why you still check before you just hit the gas
>>767695344
2 dollar bills are real tho
