Celeb Thread - /All glory to the almighty Zalgo/ edition.
/mu/fu
>>767684570
Your /mu/fu's got boobs, I like that about her. She's alright.
>>767684663
Nice boobs and she gets them out
>>767684691
Bless her, they wouldn't be very good to us otherwise.
this is that gabbie bitch from vine. talking about her in another bread just thought I'd post
>>767684691
Boobs, out. This is brilliant. Tell me more please.
Ariel Winter just cannot...
stop...
>>767684820
Oh yeah, she makes moosic too
>>767684901
She just takes off her top and BAM bobs come out
flashing her buttcheeks
>>767685089
She should try her tits next
>>767685089
Such a hottie
Fuck it lads, I might just walk down to the store and get some sort of eyebrow marker or some shit and fill in the spot where I cut my eyebrow. I want to get some Dr Pepper anyways.
>>767685044
She'd be makin' music alright if you had your way with her, it would just be a lot more vocal. ;}
>>767685221
Wew lad
>>767685221
what happened?
>>767685269
I was drunk and I had some sort of skin flake or something above my eyebrow, I tried to be careful and shave ut off but I misjudged the width of my razor and it turns out I cut a good piece of my eyebrow.
Someone told me earlier that it isn't a good idea to drink and shave.
>>767685083
Simply fascinating. Such talent should never go to waste. I wish her, and her bobs, good health.
>>767685439
She wants you to succ
>>767684901
Am I wrong though? Check and mate.
>>767685044
>>767685083
>>767685259
She has a weird sorta ugly but not look
>>767685431
it was probably just dry skin
>mfw
>>767685624
Anon pls
>>767685635
Can you blame me? I was looking in the mirror and I saw something unsightly and tried to fix it.
Turns out it was just my face tho. (; - ; )
>>767685521
>>767685950
Kiera tummy drives me wild
>>767686175
so silky smooth and fit
>>767686266
I'd do anything to lick her perfect tummy.
>>767684901
Bad KK, no smoke
>>767685811
holy kek bruv
>>767686345
I wanna wake up and slowly stroke and tickle it
>>767686408
Smoking's bad for the baby I'm gonna put in you.
>>767686625
>>767686408
There's no such thing as 'bad Keira'. She's purfect.
>>767686647
w-wat
>>767686647
Queen Ri
>>767686715
truth
>>767686760
Was just posting some chocolate, didn't mean to reply, sorry
>>767686810
I'd serve
>>767686893
I'm so fucking in love.
>>767686934
All I do is serve my Queen.
>>767686934
No need to be sorry, I wouldn't mind a piece of them chocolate tits.
>>767687001
>>767687076
Don't please I just got here and I don't want to cum right away
>>767687082
She's a great slut
>hear braaaaap
>look in front of you at the CVS check out line
>see this
wat do?
>>767687086
holy fuck they're growing
>>767687124
You can't fight it friend
>>767687090
She makes me melt.
Fapped too much yesterday, now my lower spine hurts T__T
Pls halp
>>767687174
I treat my Queen with respect.
>>767687086
So is she a "celebrity"? I Know you believe so, but is she? She's cute but I never see her other than on here.
>>767687086
lets go somewhere private and talk about franny
>>767687211
please stop...im already so close from those two pictures
>>767687243
She'd fucking hate that
>>767687243
She's a dirty sloot I'd do horrible things to
>>767687001
>>767687202
Calmly explain that a fart sound for a ringtone is kind of inappropriate.
>>767687292
Go on
>>767687245
she was on dog blog on nickelodeon
>>767687211
I'm fighting too just not very hard.
>>767687235
>When you fap so much you throw your back out.
Anon... am proud.
>>767687276
>>767686934
I wanna bite these tits off
>>767687342
>>767687210
No when you say "they", what exactly do you mean, Anon...?
>>767687345
THIS IS THE ONLY ASS I WOULD EAT! I mean I'd lick this asshole raw. I sucked her guts out
>>767687340
Hehe
>>767687382
>>767687382
>>767687342
please stop...one more and im gonna cum
>>767687342
>>767687382
she gets all my loads
>>767687345
I wanna fuck her
>>767687430
It's like I'd have to die right after I climax
>>767687432
saved
>>767687308
>>767687482
You wouldn't even get it in
>>767687433
>>767687451
>>767687496
>>767687496
>>767687432
nnnnghghhhghgh cumming
>>767687425
I'm sorry I didn't mean too...I just cant stop staring
>>767684493
did someone say.....̶̛̘̳̩͖̬̘ͨ͒̚Z̴̶̧̹̫̖͔̝̥̺͓̙̝̼̰̱̪͖̾̓͛ͮA̵͖̗̙̦̱̠̗̭͗ͫͤ͂̓ͤ̒̈ͪ̂̆̍̓͆͛̏̚̕͡L̴̪̝̣̥̮͈̖̱͓̹̠͙̠̗͙̀ͬ̽̔͋̑̒͛̔̀̓ͩ̏̓̾̚͜͟G̶̵̨͉͚͙̗͚͉̻̮̩̺͉͈̝̝̫̍ͫ͊̂ͤͅǪ̤̜̩̈́̎ͨ͡?̷̶̥͉̭̭̭̳̘̫̊̂͛̔̀̇ͯ̋̏̒̆ͬ̆̃̄͗͂̕̕͟
>>767687470
Just fuck her? I wanna fuck every hole and crevice. Even her armpit. I would do literally every sexual act I can think of in whatever amount of time I had with her.
>>767687340
I haven't regretted a fap this much since I got friction burns on my penis a few months ago :(
>>767687545
Aw that's a good boy
>>767687531
I want bust in her so bad
>>767687531
also saved
>>767687599
Go on then, I wanna see you fuck her thighs
>>767687565
But you're still doing it...
>>767687631
Who's the cause of all this? VICKY?! Send her your medical bills, she needs to be held accountable.
>>767687661
fuckkk...stop...
I'd like to see Katy Perry on blacked
>>767684493
>Hmm...He was behind of it.
>>767687733
I want to feel them, I'm pumping so hard
>>767687766
fuck off shillon
>>767687766
Me too...I'd pay a lot to see that
>>767687730
Naw man I would share her at all. No one could watch either. Too much of it I'm ashamed of just thinking about
>>767687829
Dat color contrast would be amazing.
>>767687766
>>767687766
>I mean you'd watch it though right?
God your boring. GET NEW FANTASIES.
Rihanna > Katy Perry
Katy looks too much like a basic cracker and is dumb as fuck
>>767687846
I wouldn't judge if you had a small peen
Rihana would though
>>767687909
Ehhhhhhh maybe now but Katy prime vs Riri prime it's not even close
>>767687877
Stay triggered, bitch.
>>767687861
Yeah and seeing her get split open...fuckkk...id cum so fast to it
>>767687970
Whats it like to have a penis and brain stuck in the past?
>>767687927
I no I do got a small peen and that's not what I'm ashamed of. It's the things I'd do to this woman that would earn me a special place in hell
>>767687811
You can't even say what they are, that's not good.
>>767687877
>>767687970
dat white boi lmao
>>767688043
Give us an example
>>767688004
Dat tight pink pussy wrapped tight around a bbc
>>767688041
You're a faggot
>>767687733
Medical bill requires going to a doctor.
That would be way too awkward of a conversation
>>767688067
they're firm, supple breasts
>>767687909
Katy > Rihanna
Rihanna looks like a basic nigger and is dumb as fuck :)
>>767688100
Leaking so much just thinking about it.
>>767688100
>You're a faggot
Says the guy who needs specific colored cocks in his porn.
>>767685221
>Dr Pepper
Are you a virgin?
>>767687846
I think she got punched too many times in the forehead. It remained permanently swollen.
Also she probably has a BBQ ham sandwich pussy. She's a right whore. Rode hard and put away wet, left to dry in the sun, and rode hard again. She acts tough but gets her ass beat by a tiny man.
I mean I'd still hit it, but now I know how to treat her, what she likes.
>>767688208
She would bounce on that cock like the snow bunny that she is
Katy vs Rihanna, well well well, I don't think I've seen a trashier fight in all of /b/.
>>767688251
PEPSI'S MY FAVORITE I SWEAR
>>767687709
>>767687661
where did jordyn anon go? :(
>>767687500
>>767688325
I bet she'd look so good on that thick black dick.
>>767688348
jail likely
>>767688373
She would. interracial sex is just so hot
>>767688327
I want to pull that dress up and kneed her little ass then pull her cheeks apart and shove my tongue in her tight hole
>>767685001
>>767685039
would eat her ass for hours and wear her dirty panties like a Spider-Man mask
>>767688277
That's EXACTLY how you should talk about Rihanna.
More?
>>767688327
shes far prettier than katy or rihanna, by a mile.
>>767688455
Id never cum to anything else
>>767688410
shes 18
>>767688455
>tfw you're so hopeless you've stopped picturing yourself in sexual situations because it's too unlikely and unrealistic for you to stay hard to.
>>767688277
this look like bbq?
>>767688524
Same here. Unless JLaw did a blacked scene too ;)
>>767688550
Interracial porn is very popular. Color contrast looks good on screen dumbass.
>>767688549
not in those photos you perv
>>767688623
>it's popular that makes it fine
or maybe a bunch of pathetic losers like yourself have descended to the same level and are keeping each other company
>>767688716
I think you've watch it too but are too ashamed to admit it. You hate it, but thats why its hot to you. You think its wrong so it gets you hard hehe
>shillon samefaging again
did your jerk off buddies got tired of your constant black dick cravings again?
>>767688797
I wanna punch this bitch in the mouth so hard
>>767688950
>>767688797
must be pretty easy to accuse others of liking something instead of analyzing why you NEED to have fantasies involving other guys instead of placing yourself in your own sexual fantasies
>>767688985
You secretly like it and you know it.
>>767688978
>>767688950
now back to a real goddess
Slow day.
>>767689093
>>767689110
>>767689130
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>>767689205
I wanna bust a nut on her forehead
Rihanna or Katy?
>>767687086
13 with big tits like that, holy damn!
>>767689095
>>767689095
I-I-I feel w-with Jedi senses th-there are m-m-many good sirs h-h-h-here who a-are still w-without a-a-a-a world class b-b-beauty... H-How v-v-very unfortunate...
>>767689374
>>767689860
My Queen.
>>767690281
>>767690298
Melting for Cara...
>>767690043
Be his's king....
>just cause they stole his dick doesn't make him any less a king.
>>767688750
yarg
>>767689928
>>767690433
You wouldn't touch this qt would you?
>>767687345
I'd hit that
Worship your Queen.