>ITT only god tier weapons
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>ITT only god tier weapons
>>767682518
For ending it all?
>>767682518
the american black male
>>767683551
my EYES
>>767682839
underrated post. I was there. I member
>>767683201
that gun has been trash since first black ops.
>>767683715
Jim Furyk
>>767682839
>>767683069
Mustafa pls go
>>767682518
autism
>>767683551
>>767682839
kek
>>767686166
/thread
>>767684961
You know that gun exists outside of your shitty vidya, right?
Right's dick
Both
>>767686951
nerfed
>>767685013
Why are cold war era slav guns such beautiful pieces of industrial design?
>>767683201
wtf is up with that grip?
>>767682839
I think anyone who's lurked long enough and become jaded by all the gore, always has that one pic or vid that really fucks them up mentally. That was mine. I can still hear his mom wailing and his siblings in the background...
>>767686951
try hard
>>767687634
>I can still hear his mom wailing and his siblings in the background
link to vid? I only ever seen the webm
>>767687466
Simplicity and functionality, man. I swear I was a slav in another life.
>>767687562
thumbhole, think P90
>>767688028
>I swear I was a slav in another life
squat down in the street when smoking a cig?
>>767688127
If it was a past life, it was most likely starving in a gulag.
>>767688175
damn, yeah.. that sucks.
>>767686380
Wait...what?
>>767687882
http://www.rigoremortis.com/2018/03/16/4chan-user-commits-suicide-by-shotgun-during-live-stream/
Best I can give you There's a 40+ minute one, probably on liveleak or something, but I can't be bothered to look for it. GL dude
>>767682518
>>767688371
You don't like it?
>>767688546
No way she's got a peen.
>>767688634
It's like 5 inches
>>767688817
Holy shit, I require proof of this.
Okay, I'll be that guy
>>767682518
>>767688869
ouch
>>767688846
Wish i took pics of it
>>767688869
Hello chad.
>>767688958
Nigga you're baiting.
>>767688869
Nice weapon.
>>767682518
Weaponized memes. The greatest weapon of mankind
>>767689138
Just shut the fuck up.
>>767683340
Oh shit!! Is that Damascus?
>>767689152
You cannot disagree fag. It is weaponized memes that will win WW2. Look at the damage 10 faggots on 4chan with half a brain can do... They can trigger CNN, troll billion dollar companies, influence political elections - take your pick. Memes run the world faggot. As we hone the arts of meme magic it will become a WMD
>>767689269
meant WW3
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>>767688333
Checked
>>767682518
>>767686951
>DS weps
>not the fucking door shield
>>767689269
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>>767689677
kek I did blow it
>>767689668
Finally someone has taste
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>>767686951
>>767686951
Not gonna lie, I run this with Astora GS in Pvp
>>767682518
>>767682518
do I win?
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>>767690116
> Sticking the bit in like that without an extension
>>767689269
/pol/ has influenced precisely nothing. They are Dunning Kruger: the board. People know about the alt-right, you ask if they know /pol/, they ask “who?”. You faggots just appropriate movements that already existed then attribute their success to your presence. You did, do, and will continue to do fuck all.
10/10
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>>767690303
Nothing wrong with this. Any extension is just an additional play and you will not enjoy german/japanese quality chuck.
If you need an extended bit - buy fucking long bits
>>767690115
Zwei is better
>>767690081
Nice choice
>>767690338
So I'm not with /pol/.
Would you invest in Habbo hotel the game right now? Or was that a million dollar project derailed because of meme that was a black dude with an afro and suit?
Did Buzzfeed and liberal media not loose face when they said the "okay" hand sign was racist?
How much media attention was given to Pepe the frog because fags on /b/ decided they were sick of normies using him?
Thank anon- 2016 was the year 4chan won. And they won with memes
>>767690595
I agree, but better than what, exactly?
this ballerina cancer shit? again, I concur
Undeniably coolest weapon in BB. Shame Ludwig's HB is so meaty that people overlook my precious corkhammer :(
>>767690644
Trump didn’t win because of /pol/. Trump won because Hillary was a terrible candidate and poor people are dumb enough to vote for a reality star because he said he’d make them rich.
The media covers memes because we have a dysfunctional 24 hour news cycle and not enough content to fill all that time, so they cover stupid shit that doesn’t actually matter in any way. It’s the same as how idiots on the news channels keep reporting on fads (like the tide pod challenge) that don’t actually exist.
>>767682518
The human ego.
>>767687634
>lurked long enough
>speaks about something that happend last week basically
>>767690887
Extensions are gay. And I still can touch rotating bit - no problem.
>>767690958
Trump won from MEMES.
Trump did not win from /pol/ I agree.
Trump hat? Good meme
MAGA? Good meme
Build the wall? Good meme
"Only Rosie O'Donnell"? Great meme
Hilarys memes?
>Pokemon-go to the polls
>"Love Trumps hate" (has his fucking name in the slogan)
and that was it
Winner? Trump
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>>767688884
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>>767690115
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>>767690752
>God-tier weapons thread
>posting this archaic garbage
fucking autists...
>>767685750
top-tier kek, anon...
>tfw: more lives ruined with this than anything else known to exist...
>>767691154
can JEB! be a meme, too?
>>767691001
More like 2 months, but still, after becoming numb to it all, watching that kid die made me feel like I was in my first gore thread again.
>>767691036
You're gay. Everyone I know who actually gets paid to do work that requires the use of a drill also uses extensions. If you're actually willing to cram your fingers into that small of a space, you're probably only doing very light work.
Good enough for the Winter Soldier
>>767690955
Church Pick master race here.
>>767682839
3/14/18 never forget
>>767691154
Those aren’t memes, that’s branding and marketing. That is nothing new, it’s what businesses and businessmen have been doing forever. Trump built a strong brand, he marketed himself well, Hilary did not. He won because of the brand that he sold, not because of a cartoon frog. MAGA is not a meme, it is a political slogan. Reagan used almost the exact same thing, just minus the -Again at the end.
>>767691160
>not knowing what this thread was about to begin with
>>767691160
>(You)
>>767691295
i'm paid to work with this, and yes extension with that thing to quickly change a bit are great. also, you mainly use the extension because you can then see better what the hell you're doing.
>>767683069
The classic Kukri, one of the cruelest weapons since the Parang, which also hurts to think about getting cut with.
>>767691506
What is the difference between a meme and a brand?
They both convey a message in a confined recognizable manner. Watch this video- its actually pretty entertaining it may convince you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r8Y-P0v2Hh0&t=1345s
>>767682518
>Skilled users only
>>767691548
So you just went from "extensions are gay" to saying that they're great.
Apology accepted.
>>767682518
Faggot ass niggers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sljyG3rqGAY
>>767691295
I use a screwdriver if I need to go in real tight place, and there drill will not fit even with extension.
Extension is good only when you have to swap bits very often, since they are magnetic and really fast.
But besides that it is just a waste and sometimes this extension stops you from getting in thigh places like kitchen furniture, where drill barely fits. We are speaking about 2 mm of clearance.
Anyway, everyone use whatever they are comfortable with.
>>767691294
Do you still have the video?
>>767691875
i'm a different anon and came to defend your cause
>>767691875
That is not me, I still think that they are gay, since they all have a play in it that drives me crazy.
But sure enough when you need to swap bits quite often (working on car, that uses different screws, since it had more than 10 owners) I don't care, changing bits is more gay than having extension.
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>>767691626
machete just like any other, invented and used mostly by jungle niggers
unless you live in a jungle yourself, there's really nothing about it that makes it god-tier
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>>767691763
Memes are individual words or ideas. A brand is a collection of ideas. It’s the overall concept of what you are and what you’re trying to sell. A slogan can be a meme. A company cannot be. There can be memes about that company, but that isn’t the same thing.
People who think a Trump won because of memes are looking at trees and missing the forest. There is no meme magic, it’s just a man who is very good at marketing adeptly reading and using the market to get what he wanted.
>>767690081
Literally the best PVE weapon.
Shamefully underrated
>>767692175
your life's a fucking meme. take your semantics back to school and shoot it up.
>>767692175
Not totally. A meme can represent a lot of ideas, themes, ect.... Just like a brand. A slogan can be a meme- hence "MAGA" and "Build the wall". Simple things conveying a message. Easy to remember and played on repeat.
I think memes played a major role. Other factors existed sure- but memes were a part of all of this
>>767690115
yes you do.
>>767692328
Standard /pol/. Resorts to ad hominem, buzzwords, and memes when faced with a coherent, logical argument.
I assume next you’ll accuse me of being mad, being from reddit, being a cuck/soyboy, libtard, Jew, or shill.
>mfw nobody has posted the 007 golden gun
Fucking gen z newfags.
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>>767689085
Pay attention fucker
>>767692460
no, i was going to call you a faggot
>>767692541
Okay okay, I'm good, almost threw my laptop.
>>767692406
The vast majority of Trump voters knew nothing about memes. The vocal minority online? Sure. Your average blue collar worker in middle America has no idea what a Pepe is.
This is the thing; if MAGA and Build the wall are memes, then every political slogan that was successful was a meme, and therefore every successful politician ever was elected because of memes. That is obviously silly.
>>767692681
dumb ass memes used for propaganda are still the same thing.
>>767682518
As you can see, both the hammer and pick side of my rock hammer have been coated in silver leaf, making it ideal for werewolf attacks. Obviously, a werewolf’s natural armor means that slashing weapons are largely ineffective, so I choose to rely on the brute force of this cruel tool to bring them down.
I practice a unique form of martial art with my weapon of choice, which I keep always on my wall, just in case a werewolf is spotted by my keen senses. In a moment I’ll post my close range alternative weapon.
>>767692681
Meme definition: an element of a culture or system of behavior that may be considered to be passed from one individual to another by nongenetic means, especially imitation.
Yes- all political slogans are memes. A meme can be a frog on 4chan or a political idea. Its a broad idea
>>767692442
thanks, m8, saul I wanted ta hear
you may ft10 me any time you want, you've earned my respect
>>767692460
u mad?
go back to plebbit and shill there, shlomo
>>767682518
The most lethal animal preparing for battle.
>>767692886
You really got into the Van Helsing thing as a kid too, didn't you?
>>767692681
Shut up faggot, the left can't meme.
>>767692929
So then by that definition, literally anything that’s endured and travelled throughout various cultures are memes. Jokes, advertising slogans, Hell, religious archetypes. Almost every culture has stories about great cities that are destroyed or sink into the sea. Is Atlantis a meme? Where do memes stop and archetypes begin?
This is why the idea of “meme magic” is dumb. It’s just redefining things that already exist.
>>767693094
You’re out of your depth.
>>767692886
As mentioned earlier, a werewolf’s thick hide and fur means that a slashing attack can be very difficult to deliver effectively. Although my first resort is always to my silvered pickhammer above, it is not an easy weapon to use in the tight quarters of a werewolf den or in the squalid alleys that they inhabit while in human form, so sometimes I need to rely on my silver edged punch knife. Obviously, even with my martial prowess it’s unwise to get into a straightforward fight with a werewolf, but this weapon is effective as a sneak attack. I have killed two werewolves in human form by sneaking up behind them and pushing this up at the base of the skull. Neither had time to transform before death.
The only real god tier weapon we could produce, realistically, is a mass driver
>>767692886
that's a pretty short-ranged weapon, anon
don't you wanna keep those facehugging creatures at distance?
now, extrapolating from your post, I presume you're quite a skilled warrior, but consider this:
you get attacked by two sneaky werewolves simultaneously, and you only have one hammer with silver coating - how do you defend yourself?
you haven't quite thought that one through, have you?
>>767693291
Sorry, in my excitement I didn’t share my weapon.
>>767693191
Yes religion is a meme. Memes can be simple cat pictures or complex stories. Atlantis is a meme- so are the Trojan wars.
How about the "fuck you all" vest?
>>767682839
And here I thought everyone had already moved on. RIP sadbot.
>>767693340
So literally everything is a meme, is what you’re trying to say?
y'all really had to shit up this nice thread with your autism?
>>767693291
kek'd
>>767682839
Anyone have a link to the full 40 minute video? Used to then lost it
>>767693431
Every idea passed person to person is technically a meme. So ya most things are memes
>>767693327
In response, first, as a skilled warrior I would never put myself in a situation where I was outnumbered, but I do have contingency plans in place.
First, one of the earliest combo attacks I trained in was a spinning double attack, where one uses the momentum from a strike on the first opponent to continue into a spin, brimming the hammer end around on the second opponent.
Alternatively, I can wield my pick in one hand and my punch knife in the other, but that is less ideal.
However, my first resort when ambushed by two werewolves is to disorient the first with an”wallet spray” attack.
As you can see, my wallet contains both a fragment of the Communion Host and a leaf of mistletoe. Throwing it into the face of a surprise attacker can stun or even seriously injure them allowing me time to retaliate.
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>>767693556
The irony is palpable
>>767693001
Vampires are fake idiot. Are you some sort of autistic faggot? I’m a werewolf hunter.
>>767693618
Then the word, “meme”, specifically has very little meaning. To say that a Trump won because of memes is basically just another way of saying that he won because he ran a successful political campaign. This is why /pol/ is stupid. Trump didn’t do anything different, they just claim he did because they want to appropriate his success.
we all know it
>>767693618
technically, its origins need to be on the interwebz, usually accompanied by an image that represents and makes the captions more memorable, as it's much easier for people to remember words if they associate them with certain mental or drawn images
>>767693876
I just came here for a nice guns/swords thread, man
>>767693930
Sorry, valiant hunter.
share more tactics.
>>767694050
>DS thread
You could make your own
>>767693972
I cannot say MAGA originated on the interwebs but the hat? The slogan? Easy to remember. And all of this was dispersed on the internet. It is still being done via twitter
>>767692057
I'm gonna fucking murder you
>>767693939
I’m sorry, but my deep delving into books of lore has left me little time to pick up “web lingo.” what is this EDC?
>>767694103
NO, ITS NOT THE SAME
>>767693972
The word meme predates the internet, /b/romo.
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>>767694139
Every day cuckoldry
>>767693930
i love you anon
>>767694201
Please anon, you're braking my heart </3
>>767694247
>Skyrim
That games balance is shit and is the main reason why newbies fuck up so hard in tabletop roleplaying games.
>>767694062
It’s well known that werewolves are both dirty and hairy, and thus, they often try to hide by blending in to homeless populations. Obviously, I want as little collatoral damage as possible, so the best way to distinguish between the two is a simple smell test. Simply by sniffing at the base of the neck you can recognize a werewolf by its musk, while the homeless generally smell of urine. You can usually hide what you are doing by pretending to be slightly crazy yourself.
Also, many werewolves travel in pairs, one in human and one in canine form. Have you ever seen a homeless man with a large dog? Have you ever wondered how a homeless person could possibly afford to keep a pet. It’s not a pet. They’re a hunting team. Probably mated.
>>767694497
>balanced
>modded
kay?
>>767694508
Genius! But what do you now do with the satanic, corrupted dog?
>>767694548
Even if the weapon is modded in my argument still stands.
>>767694106
>I cannot say MAGA originated on the interwebs but the hat?
exactly
without it being disseminated online, it would be but a slogan
>>767694242
ikr
I thought you were arguing about the modern maymays
otherwise, you can call cave paintings memes and still not be wrong
>>767690504
holy shit are we in london?
that shit is dangerous. turn it in to the nearest bobby then ask the local imam to castrate you.
>>767694597
Put silver, mistletoe or wolfsbane in a collar liner to keep them docile and unable to transform as a short term measure.
Later, I use my connections in the veterinary field to have them injected with a small piece of silver under the muscle when they are “microchipped”
This renders them largely benign, and eventually they will be little different from dogs and I put them up for adoption.
Do you have a big rescue dog? Was it microchipped before you got it?
It could be one of mine.
>>767692886
That's aluminum foil anon...
>>767694497
>balance mattering in a single player game
>>767695566
No it bloody well is not. It’s silver leaf hastily laid on an irregular surface. It’s just wrinkly is all.
Hold on a second, I had to switch over to Mobile posting while I went out to patrol the block with my dog, I’ll take a close up when I get back to base.
>>767694247
mace of molag bal is more broken. I don't think I used another weapon the rest of the game once I got it
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>>767695812
you are the hero this board needs but doesn't deserve
>>767695566
Now, I will admit that it is somewhat inexpertly glued and a bit crinkly, but you can clearly distinguish this as a silver leaf rather than a simple aluminum wrap. In fact, this ends up being something of an advantage. As you can imagine, this peels off rather easily, remaining embedded in a werewolf’s body of brain.
As to why I use a leaf rather than a purely silver weapon, surely you can understand the cost and strength disadvantages of such a weapon, and, when you think about it, only the surface of a piercing or bludgeoning weapon is actually imparting the damage, so a leaf is sufficient.
>>767695566
Walking home today, some fucker bumped into me and instantly started talking shit about aluminum being the best metal. I tried to remain calm and explain to him that iron was actually the best metal, but he wouldn't take a hint. He started throwing around words like "rust" and I lost it. Punched him right in his aluminum loving fuck face.
I hate aluminum so goddamn much.
>>767696911
Don’t be dumb. Diamond is the best metal.
Autism is the greatest weapon of all
>>767697003
It's the hardest, not the best metal, you mongrel. Know your lore.
>>767697185
It’s the best because it’s the hardest ironfag. Go enjoy your rust stick.
>>767697412
Why did you put your wall hanger on the floor?
Also, when would you need a weapon specifically designed to counter heavy armor?
>>767696623
>the dog in the back of the photo
>>767697380
I can imagine what human muscle you like the best. You must be the fucker I smacked. Your brain is as dry as a biscuit after a long voyage!
>>767697412
16th century Italian mace looks like shitty scepter for midgets bought in a flea market. It is also slow and robust weapon, largely inefficient in combat.
Ahh...you were by my side all along. My guiding moonlight.
>>767697895
He has been an invaluable companion on my hunts, and his keen senses surpass even my own. If he has a fault it is in being too alert. Before any further speculation, I put him through all the usual examinations when he was adopted; he’s a real dog.
He is a good doggo.
>>767698346
he's a good boy, give him a head pat for me
>>767697916
Well you would know all about dry conditions, wouldn’t you FeAggot? If your pathetic metal gets wet it’s game over, here comes the iron oxide.
>>767694199
Still better than porn threads.
