Ethan and Hila from h3h3 here. Roast us. Funniest posts will go in an upcoming video.
I've seen people with less fucking hair on their entire body, then you have in your fucking neckbeard
You look like a fermenting salami that's been out of the fridge for too long, all while suffering through its short-term, mid-life crisis on which chin is going to get sliced to feed to hungry, diseased, Zimbabwe seeds.
Your text-to-speech broomstick of a horseface you're fucking always looks bored in your videos, and she likely fantasizes about getting dicked by horses.
You two look like the kind of people that buy weed/alcohol for high schoolers so they like you more because no decent human being over the age of 18 finds you remotely appealing.
Hila looks like a transgender Austrian who shacked up with the first American to look past its cheeto shaped penis, and the fact that it screams racially charged insults at the jews in its sleep.
Ethan....you look like a guy from Kansas who spends his days huffing compressed air and masturbating to DBZ themed porn.
First pewdiepie now you? Really scraping the bottom of the barrel, unlike the peanut butter jars you be eating. #loveyou
Thanks booiiis! You guys really roasted us GOOD. See if you made it in the vid next week. we're hopping over to reddit now if you want to keep that oven Rrrroasting!
So does Hila willingly hang out with you? Or does your friend-zoned neckbeard of a second chin force you to hang out with her for nice guy points?
You're a shit comedian that helped Trump get elected. You hava an annoying "im gonna overdose on cocaine" vibe and your YT content is suitable only for kids under the age of 13, and you latest vid about old woman fuckin shows, that u got some serious problems, because you look more disgusting than those ladies. If Hitler didn't invade Polad, better Jews would have channels on youtube and Hila would hava a better husband.
I'm in too mellow of a mood to roast :(
Here have a parrot that profusely enjoys his watermelon instead :)
No timestamp on the paper - obvious fake.
And all of you dumb faggots just fell right into it...
The fat kid who posted this bait is fapping on all the free (You)'s right now.
Wow these guys are new faggs get out of here you jews
Needs more idubbbz and less hila on h3h3.
Even then your entire channel is a discount filthy frank, which is great because even he didn't stick around so there's hope for your channel.
Lol you wont believe what I've got for you my friend. I'm gonna roast you, white. Like, so hot, you're gonna become glowing white, like piece of charcoal in nuclear fusion.
Look listen up. You and your romantic relationship over there. Listen, here it comes. I'm gonna have to be ruthless here. Absolutely no holding back. Ok? Ready?
Here it comes.
You have a girlfriend. I don't.
Never have I ever even cracked a smile while watching your videos, and I've blocked your account because your videos are so fucking boring.
you're not funny and your only shtick is to do the stupid double chin or wear a funny hat.
you don't deserve any of the youtube fame you have.
but hila is fucking hot and very kind
You remind me of a certain picture for some reason.