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Ethan and Hila from h3h3 here. Roast us. Funniest posts will go in an upcoming video.
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bad shoop
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I thought I locked my oven...
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jews are gay
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>>767680654
muh bois, the b8 is strong with this one
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>>767680654
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Die
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Well I wouldn't mind roast pig for dinner.
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>>767680654
>this guy is so Jewish he wont give us a time stamp
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T-too many chins.
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fuck you, you fucking nigger jew
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Anal?
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who?
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It's a old pic.... You suck at bating
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>>767680654
Go back to fucking redshit or alternatively if you really wanna get roasted move to /pol/
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Ah! I see you let Hila out of the basement for once.
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no thanks
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>>767681164
Nevermind ironically image originated on reddit
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>>767680654
hila is 100% waifu .

you ethan are weard . .

like bad kind of weard
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>>767680654
the only reason your a couple is she likes to use a human toilet
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I know that you know. And I know you can not help it. But your eyebrows make me unable to watch the video, but I still listen to the audio. So keep on keeping on, thanks.
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Your neck fat is more attractive then Hila is
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If I could see your face past all of that second fucking chin maybe I could find something to roast you about.
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my mum gay
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I've seen people with less fucking hair on their entire body, then you have in your fucking neckbeard
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>>767681650
i meann ur mum
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>>767680654
we want Hila back. you have been formally warned.
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>>767680654
I didn't know skeletor was a fucking jew.
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>>767681657
You're talking to Hila, right?
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TITS OR GTFO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

****im talking to you Ethan!
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You look like a fermenting salami that's been out of the fridge for too long, all while suffering through its short-term, mid-life crisis on which chin is going to get sliced to feed to hungry, diseased, Zimbabwe seeds.

Your text-to-speech broomstick of a horseface you're fucking always looks bored in your videos, and she likely fantasizes about getting dicked by horses.
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Not enough chins
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Help, my ash is clumping together.
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>>767681793
yes
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>>767680654
You two look like the kind of people that buy weed/alcohol for high schoolers so they like you more because no decent human being over the age of 18 finds you remotely appealing.
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>>767680654
Whenever I stare into hilas eyes I can never tell if she has 2 or 200 IQ
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timestamp or f
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>>767680654
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>>767680654
papa bless my dudes
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Do a Hila Tequila cosplay.
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>>767680654
Hila looks like a transgender Austrian who shacked up with the first American to look past its cheeto shaped penis, and the fact that it screams racially charged insults at the jews in its sleep.

Ethan....you look like a guy from Kansas who spends his days huffing compressed air and masturbating to DBZ themed porn.
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yo hoe chin looks like a dick head
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It's all gonna be fine
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>>767680654
Reported. Who said filthy jew's were allowed here?
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>>767680654
you know the rules STAMP FAGGOT!


-if it is you i love the show btw
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>>767680654
Not enough views so they have to come trolling here.
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>>767680654
>Jewish scum
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First pewdiepie now you? Really scraping the bottom of the barrel, unlike the peanut butter jars you be eating. #loveyou
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>>767680654
The fuck is h3h3?
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>>767680654
What do you think about my floorplan? I find it right on the nose
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>>767680654
fake and gay. jews don't dare enter this relm
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This is fake. This originally came from r/roast me but some factor wants attention so you’ll get it you niggerfaggot
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>>767680654
you guys remind me of the time I ate bad clam chowder in Detroit and puked while I was shitting
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Keep it up proud of you, you are my favorite jews
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>>767680654
u is cunt, fuck.
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>>767682539
who is this nigga
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>>767680654
Tits and time stamp or GTFO!
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>>767680654
Oldfag here TITS or GTFO!
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Thanks booiiis! You guys really roasted us GOOD. See if you made it in the vid next week. we're hopping over to reddit now if you want to keep that oven Rrrroasting!
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It'll be long before we can roast through all this fat
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>>767680654
tits or gtfo ethan don't you know anything??
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>H3H3
fuck off, you suck
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>>767680654
So does Hila willingly hang out with you? Or does your friend-zoned neckbeard of a second chin force you to hang out with her for nice guy points?
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Ethan you fat fuck. If there is no proper chub n tuck in your next vid I'l be sad
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>>767682345
It's a good way to get me NOT to watch them. Never watch a podcast never will. The jew thing doesn't help their cause either.
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>>767680654
Bait but hell im not roasting a jew, im not /pol
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>>767680654
Who?
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>>767682579
Joey Salads
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>>767680654
is Hila secretly Buckethead?
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>>767680654
how does it feel knowing that I would eat hila's ass right in front of you and there's nothing you can do about it jewboy
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>>767682946
thanks bruv
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>>767680654
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>>767680654
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tULM0KBx7i8
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>>767680654
Go away filthy jew
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>>767680654
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If you two get locked in a room that's way too hot and die by die at the hands of someone with autism does that's make them an Autist using an easy bake oven? Asking for a friend.
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Post a pic of hilas long alien fingers in your ass
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>>767680654
issa trap
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what to believe, I don't know. Seems fake and gay
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>>767680654
You're a shit comedian that helped Trump get elected. You hava an annoying "im gonna overdose on cocaine" vibe and your YT content is suitable only for kids under the age of 13, and you latest vid about old woman fuckin shows, that u got some serious problems, because you look more disgusting than those ladies. If Hitler didn't invade Polad, better Jews would have channels on youtube and Hila would hava a better husband.
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what's up FAGGOT?
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>>767680654
I feel bad for Hila since the Jews forced her to be with you.
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FAKE. ETHAN LOOKS LIKE A DICK THAT WAS TOO BIG GOT SHOVED DOWN HIS THROAT AND HIS GIRL WAS FUCKED BY A FELLOW HORSE.
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>>767680654
So uh... you guys gonna fuck or what?
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>>767680654
probably still drinks tiddy milk
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>>767680654
no
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What the fuck, Hilda looks like a fucking horse
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>>767680654
ill roast that fold and feed for days
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you could cut onions on hila's face
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>>767680654
This is why I come to /b/
http://young.camteenz.com
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>>767680654
i havent watched h3h3 or youtube at all in like 2 years, the platform is much like this one, completely dead and full of obnoxious 14 year olds
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>>767680654
nigger faggot
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I want to feel like how Hila looks at you.

that in love. <3


NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
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>>767680654
Do you know what a IDF soldier fell when shoot a Palestinian kid?
Just the recoil.

Ask Hila...
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>>767680654
your relationship must be based around vore but hila starves everytime
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>>767681751
The dick of every guy in that picture, including the one holding the camera has been inside her, sometimes 2 or 3 at a time.

Murdering Palestinian children is such a turn on.
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>>767680654
put me in screencap/video

hitler
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Nice chin ethan! ^-^
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Ethan looks like the Bamba baby got old
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Why? Your channel is already a roast.
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>>767680654
You look like a toad.
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>>767680654
Tits or GTFO
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>>767681019
Hello good hunter
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>>767684715
fuck off zog cunt
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>>767680654
ethan looks like he didnt know she was 15
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>>767680654
i feel like ethan has a name for each chin
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I hope you get sued again. but like not for money. for like all your fans or someshit. idk fuck you
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>>767680654
h3h3 is Half life 3? If not I'm not interested
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>>767680654
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why are you holding the camera with your dick
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>>767680654
You look like you are poopoo heads
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>>767680654
too toasted to roast
have some bait instead
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>>767686550
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>>767680654
poopy butt
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>>767680654
You are less funny and edgy than Idubbbz and less successful than Pewdiepie. All in all very mediocre.
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you penny pinching jews, shilling out to /b/ for your youtube brainlets.
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Hila looks like Kingseeker Frampt. Cannot unsee.
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>>767682525
where in detroit did you eat bad clam chowder
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>>767680654
I'm in too mellow of a mood to roast :(
Here have a parrot that profusely enjoys his watermelon instead :)
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>>767680654

You has brillo hair, and it's pretty wonderful.
I bet your house smells of fart.
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>>767680654
who?
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:3
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>>767681650
>No magazine
>That fucking trigger discipline
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>>767682378
have you watch that black mirror episode where the weird guy fucked a pig? is the opposite.
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>>767681650
hila looks like what happen when a alien have a bad understanding of the human body, and create this good-looking-ugly-male-ish-cow
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put me in your vid you dirty jewish daddy
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You dont need a roast, your families got plenty of it already.
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>>767680654
we all know hila is a famous war criminal dont deny it anymore
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I don't like your content anyway
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No timestamp on the paper - obvious fake.
And all of you dumb faggots just fell right into it...

The fat kid who posted this bait is fapping on all the free (You)'s right now.
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>>767680654
Ethan your eyebrows are the most active part of your body.

Hila you are as talkative as a mtf who's afraid their voice will give them away.
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>>767682636
Post obviously fake. Cause Hola would’ve posted sharpie in the pooper.
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Wow these guys are new faggs get out of here you jews

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMKUlsJpov8
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>>767680654
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>>767680654
Needs more idubbbz and less hila on h3h3.

Even then your entire channel is a discount filthy frank, which is great because even he didn't stick around so there's hope for your channel.
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>>767680654
Idubbz is more entertaining. And a wholesome Christian boy.
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>>767680654
FAT LITTLE JEWTUBE PUPPETS.
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>>767680654
u guys look like dummies hwHAHAHA yeah, thaty;s tright, xD dumbo alert silly idiots lol your looking dum b today get owned
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Time stamp and pen in butt. Tits or gtfo.
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I dont know who you are, but did someone copy and paste the dudes face on top of itself except move it a bit upwards?
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Sam Hyde is better, like all original things against copys
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Lol you wont believe what I've got for you my friend. I'm gonna roast you, white. Like, so hot, you're gonna become glowing white, like piece of charcoal in nuclear fusion.

Look listen up. You and your romantic relationship over there. Listen, here it comes. I'm gonna have to be ruthless here. Absolutely no holding back. Ok? Ready?

Here it comes.

You have a girlfriend. I don't.
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>>767680654
Never have I ever even cracked a smile while watching your videos, and I've blocked your account because your videos are so fucking boring.
you're not funny and your only shtick is to do the stupid double chin or wear a funny hat.
you don't deserve any of the youtube fame you have.
but hila is fucking hot and very kind
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>>767683599
>If Hitler didn't invade Polad, better Jews would have channels on youtube and Hila would hava a better husband.
holy shit dude kek
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>>767681121
ouch
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>>767680654
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>>767680654
Isn't that The JonTron's friends? When's he going to be on Guest Grumps?
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>>767680654
You remind me of a certain picture for some reason.
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>>767680654
OwO What's this?
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>>767680654
You're gay
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Ethan.. Lemme smash don't tell hila
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Bra these is fake as fuck is these is real I eat dog shit
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>>767680654
the last time you where roasted was in the holocaust
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you two look like a fucking rundown freak show that survived from the holocaust
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>>767690713
go back to rediit with these playground insults
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>>767680654
>UR MOM GAE
>R

>M
>O
>M

>G
>A
>E


-noah
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>>767680654
gr8 b8 m8, photoshopped image
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>>767680654
she looks like she has a bigger dick than you
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>>767680743
>>767691070

I glad I wasn't the only one who noticed the shoop. these doops are stoop.
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>>767680654
Are you really that desperate for roasts that you come so far as /b/? Jeez guys, step up your game. You're probably only gonna get Jew jokes from this cesspool.
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I tried to think of a snappy response or burn but Hitler already did that-I don't have anything else but my time on 4chan does give me hope that some god tier cuck will find a way
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