Waifu Thread
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Waifu Thread
>>767678282
What a weird name for spiderman thread.
do this to me gine
Aнacтacия — звeздa, чтo вeдeт мeня
>>767678270
So that's why I feel like shit in the mornings
Maybe
Summit singles is today
>>767678423
That can be arranged.
>>767678282
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>>767678550
show wenus
>>767678398
Here's your containment thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEmIXe_NfVY
>>767678571
Noe
Noe
Not gonna do it
>>767678571
No.
>>767678719
nah do it
>>767678461
It also activates the part of the brain associated with pain processing, so even though it isn't physical pain, it has essentially the same effect as physical pain. I won't even bother going in to it's effects on sleep and depression, because those seem eminently obvious.
My waifu is better than yours.
>>767678364
I want to cuddle and kiss her every day after work.
Already?
>>767678823
One would think
>>767679698
>>767679675
>>767679653
Thanks anon
butt
Gotta love the originality people show in their spam. I swear, any given spammer that shows up in the threads, somewhere between 20-100% of their images get filtered out by my md5 filter.
Spiderman posters are definitely on the higher end of that number.
>>767679928
Kek
>>767679981
That's a very smug Asstolfo.
>>767680272
Theres one with bunsu
He isn't even saging his posts.
>>767680623
>>767680561
是
>>767680690
It's sad that I'm the only reason you figured it out.
Thanos killed Spiderman.
>>767680843
I'm new to this gig, the machuda who hired me hasn't taught me jack shit.
I'll go to a designated shitting street after this thread.
>>767680967
You mean they were too lazy to do it themselves? Damn.
>>767680561
I was slain by Thanos, for the good of the Universe.
>>767681281
lol wtf
Oops
>>767680623
Because he's doing this by hand, which is really entertaining to think about.
The Spiderman poster begins to sweat as each captcha begins to increase in difficulty. His hand aches, his brain struggles to solve the infinite amount of captchas being thrown his way. But it's no use. There will always be more captchas. The poor Spiderman poster couldn't escape his fate. His power slowly faded away, for he was not Spiderman, but only his messenger. In the end of the hour, the poster was exhausted in his seat, with hands that do not even have enough power to masturbate. What a terrible fate he met...
>>767681735
That's fucking deep
>>767681344
No you.
>>767681735
how do u no me so well anon?
My bad
>>767681989
>1524805301823s.jpg
Well i suppose there's no accounting for ineptitude.
Talk about a slow thread
>>767682541
Cute
Yasuho
>>767682632
Thanks
>>767681845
How you have you been anyway gaybo
>>767682979
I suppose the spammer sees it as a win
>>767682979
Shut up, dick rabies.
>>767682998
Fine as always, and you?
>>767683410
Just been busy with work
>>767680828
那里
You're guys are lesbians
>>767683442
Work is good. It means money.
I lost my original "if only you knew how bad things really are" screenshot and now I am sad.
>>767684114
Damn it sucks dude
Post penis to make it up
Good evening everyone
How was your day?
>>767683943
Cute
>>767684246
Evening cute
Also, I'm being posted to the infantry school in Gagecuck, 3 years of not being shat on and not digging trenches anymore. So that's nice
Should be back home in the end of may
>>767684085
>You're guys are lesbians
lol learn english pleb
>>767684693
>>767684911
Dude this meme been dead
>>767684999
Are you new in these threads? These two have something going on.
It's so romantic, the bear waiting for his husband to come back home from war.
I'm sure they'll have lots of sex.
>>767684854
Cute
>>767685179
Still, its a dead meme
>>767684510
Evening Anonchan.
>>767681281
top tier waifu
Is Sayori still around
>>767684717
I apologize at my poor attempt at humour
>>767684911
Very nice
>>767685792
Sayori is still here sometimes.
>>767685792
about fucking time you came back.
>>767685792
Did amatsu already switch AGAIN?
>>767686314
He's not coming back yet. Only at the end of this month.
But he's dropping in for a visit, so that's fun!
>>767686012
That's neat, don't want him gone
>>767686314
Have some free time this week my dude
>>767686479
You're late
>>767685232
Shut up fag
>>767686596
You're cute
Wow this thread is slow for a Friday night
People must be out with their RL friends tonight...
>>767687335
>RL friends
You're really funny, I should talk to you more.
How is your night?
>>767687455
Back that thang up, gurl
COOP Stardew Valley is sick
>>767687455
Boring. Got off of work, watched Jeopardy and Wheel of Fortune like an old man, and spent a lot of money on stuff I've wanted for a while.
How has your night/day been?
>>767687856
My day and night have been fine as always!
You're Mr. Reader, right? You said you were going to write a story? What are you gonna write about?
>>767678282
>Hmm...He was behind of it.
>>767686494
ah well...
>>767686596
damn, how goes the training then?
Rem claimed
>>767688215
Cute as always.
>>767688314
Cuck
>>767687958
Na, I said I've always wanted to write a story or book, but I have no imagination or creativity for that :( I'll leave the real writing to the professionals
>>767688215
Evening Rem. How was your day?
>>767688475
What makes you call me that?
>>767688476
Shinoa is banned but says hi
>>767688769
ridiculous
>>767688816
Your a towel
>>767688865
I am not a towel
YOU are a towel
ha
gotem
>>767688952
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bvi0JSYUv_w
>>767688769
Oh no! What happened to Shinoa?!
>>767688816
Evening Mamimi
>>767688865
As a good friend once said
'YOU'RE A CIGARETTE"
>>767689006
so lewd...
>>767689302
now bookmarked in my "important videos" folder
>>767689512
Hi Maggie!
How are you?
>>767689512
Hit with a false flag for advertising.
>>767689560
Gud haha
>>767689698
Uneventful. Got off of work, watched Jeopardy and Wheel of Fortune like an old man, and spent a lot of money on stuff I've wanted for a while, mainly books and a couple things from ROD the TV.
How was your day?
>>767689699
Uh oh... Are they gonna appeal?
>>767688769
>shinoa never says hi to you
>>767690078
I brought it up, Hard to say not knowing.
>>767690525
Its ok your my friend. Wont share.
>>767690078
Had a quiet day myself.
Did some meditating, then listened to music while cooking dinner, in a pretty good mood right now.
>>767690525
+hug
