>see shit like this
Why should I even bother at this point? No woman will ever love me. Fucking HELL
Oompa loompa doompety doo
I've got a perfect puzzle for you
Oompa loompa doompety dee
If you are wise you'll listen to me
Now what do you get when you guzzle down sweets
Eating as much as an elephant eats
What are you at, getting terribly fat
What do you think will come of that
I don't like the look of it
Oompa loompa doompety da
If you're not greedy, you will go far
You will live in happiness too
Like the Oompa Loompa Doompety do
Well, I'd threaten to break their arm, but that's just me. Just let it go, ignore them, all that. If they call you a leprechaun, bounce back with something better. Find some good comebacks for it. It'll make you look cooler.
But on a side note, just remember that girls who are high maintenance are usually only doing that because they have shit personalities, and nothing to offer. My first gf was like that, but she had no problem with my height. Just find someone who doesn't care. I get all my gf's from MeetMe and the like. Try there.
Yea, and then they call the cops because I was threatening them? Not bloody likely. Yes, I have to come up with something. And keep in mind that I've already tried "playing it up" with the whole "Oh faith and begorrah!" angle. It was just embarrassing and backfired big time.
What kind of problems? So I've got red hair, big deal. I'm a good guy, right. Help a friend out in a pinch. Got a good job, no a great job! Still nada.
Look, I'm now getting a big depressed about it all. Time for a drink.
Trust me, most people barely call the cops anymore. I made a few threats in high school, and they never called the cops. But as I said, don't do that. That's just something I do.
The concept of gender doesn't exist in my native language. We have something called "social sex" to explain the "gender" phenomenon in America and elsewhere. But we still officially, and socially only use sex when referring to someone.
That literally makes no fucking sense. Nobody chooses to be short, the same way nobody chooses to be tall. literally anyone can be born short, you're not superior for having a certain type of gene in you. to make fun of someone for something they cant control is literally as ignorant as taking pride in what you look like. you didn't choose yourself, your parents fucked, your mom pushed you out and thats it. youre not doing anyone a favor for looking the way you do.
It's "the leprechaun" again. Obviously I don't call them "females" like a robot. My job is in sales, so I know how to communicate. And to pick apart my posts by the word to judge me is petty and unhelpful.
What? Neither am I. I was fucking like a rabbit by the end of high school, got fat in college so was terrible there, am not fairly successful and athletic again and am I womanizer now, since I feel it's too late to start dating.
Just make a joke out if it. Talk about having a pot of gold or something it doesn't matter if you're confident and funny then you won't have a problem. Laughing a girl into bed is very real, I've seen very average guys pull god tier girls just by being funny.
Tell that bitch you're OK with the idea, but only if she agrees to sign a legal paper stating that you won't support the kid if she divorces you, since the baby won't be legitimately yours.
That bitch doesn't love you.
I think the manlet from le reddit is over-reacting. Nowhere does his wife say that she does not see him as fit to be the father of her children. She *married* him, for Christ's sake! She is simply saying that he had "problems" due to his height, and it is true that men under 5'5" tend to have two fewer sexual partners, on avarage, than men who are taller, and also that they tend to be prone to depression. That is a legitimate concern that he should consider.
I am. So what? Ever had your ass kicked by a midg...er, I mean, little person? (I'm actually 5 inches too tall to be a little person and I can't fight for shit. I'm pretty good at telling people to go fuck themselves, though...so go fuck yourself!)
There's nothing you can do about your height (short of surgery that fucks you up for life) so stop fucking worrying about it. It's the same with dick size. Don't worry about it, if a chick you're with doesn't like it then she's a cunt and isn't the right one for you.
Would you really want to burden your future child with that? It will still be your kid, just with someone else's DNA. Seems reasonable to me. I wouldn't want my kids to have cancer or downs either.