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>be 5ft6
>see shit like this
Why should I even bother at this point? No woman will ever love me. Fucking HELL
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>>767673040
>looks up at me
he wishes
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>>767673040
Yep, I'm 5'5" and I've literally been laughed at by females.
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>>767673040
Dude, if I can get 3 gf's from the last year, and I'm 5'7", you can too.
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His life isn't yours, shouldn't accept someone else's circumstance as relevant to your own. Plenty of goofy looking short men with children.
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>>767673405
Oompa loompa doompety doo
I've got a perfect puzzle for you
Oompa loompa doompety dee
If you are wise you'll listen to me

Now what do you get when you guzzle down sweets
Eating as much as an elephant eats
What are you at, getting terribly fat
What do you think will come of that
I don't like the look of it

Oompa loompa doompety da
If you're not greedy, you will go far
You will live in happiness too
Like the Oompa Loompa Doompety do
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>>767673040
i dont know. sorry.
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>>767673568
>>767673616
Not OP, but what do you do when females literally pat you on the head, mate? It's demoralizing. I've been called a leprechaun.
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>>767673040
Rest in peace short fag
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>>767673795
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>>767673795
Well, I'd threaten to break their arm, but that's just me. Just let it go, ignore them, all that. If they call you a leprechaun, bounce back with something better. Find some good comebacks for it. It'll make you look cooler.
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>>767673795
>females
if you call them that, you have more problems then your height.
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>>767673990
*than
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>>767673795
But on a side note, just remember that girls who are high maintenance are usually only doing that because they have shit personalities, and nothing to offer. My first gf was like that, but she had no problem with my height. Just find someone who doesn't care. I get all my gf's from MeetMe and the like. Try there.
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>>767674152
no, I used the right one.
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>>767673990
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>>767673967
Yea, and then they call the cops because I was threatening them? Not bloody likely. Yes, I have to come up with something. And keep in mind that I've already tried "playing it up" with the whole "Oh faith and begorrah!" angle. It was just embarrassing and backfired big time.

>>767673990
What kind of problems? So I've got red hair, big deal. I'm a good guy, right. Help a friend out in a pinch. Got a good job, no a great job! Still nada.

Look, I'm now getting a big depressed about it all. Time for a drink.
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>>767674346
referring to girls as females suggests you have a personality problem.
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>>767674294
No, you didn't.
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>>767674409
Explain please.
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>>767674441
yes I did.
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>>767674497
female is a biological term that nobody uses socially. it's a term used by "incels" or whatever theyre called.
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>>767673405
but all females are like >5,6
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>>767674294
no he's right, you should have used than
then is a time descriptive word than is comparative
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>>767674726
no. I used the right one.
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>>767673405

Well, at least you're not a fucking bitch.
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>>767674346
Trust me, most people barely call the cops anymore. I made a few threats in high school, and they never called the cops. But as I said, don't do that. That's just something I do.
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>>767674218
I'm actually thinking to take a trip to the US. I've heard that the ladies go for accents over there.
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>>767674409

The concept of gender doesn't exist in my native language. We have something called "social sex" to explain the "gender" phenomenon in America and elsewhere. But we still officially, and socially only use sex when referring to someone.
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>>767673040
That literally makes no fucking sense. Nobody chooses to be short, the same way nobody chooses to be tall. literally anyone can be born short, you're not superior for having a certain type of gene in you. to make fun of someone for something they cant control is literally as ignorant as taking pride in what you look like. you didn't choose yourself, your parents fucked, your mom pushed you out and thats it. youre not doing anyone a favor for looking the way you do.
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>>767674857
A lot of them do. But it depends. Where are you from?
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The moral of this thread is: Some people let you know they are toxic and should be avoided at all costs. They don't say the words, but if you pay attention you will notice.
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>>767674580
So it's wrong because you don't like people who tend to use it? That's retarded.
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>>767675056
the girl isnt making fun of her husband, she's concerned about the gene pool her children will be given
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>>767674528
No, you didn't. Look it up, if you can.
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>>767675465
yea, and women dont like it either. youre talking about them like theyre specimens in a lab you cant quite figure out.
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>>767675121
Yes, it certainly does depend. I'm in the UK. But look, I have to get back to it. Nice commiserating with all of you, though. Wish you the best.
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>>767675505
no, I used the right one.
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>>767675342

Are you literally retarded? Go fucking burn down a city, antifa scum.
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>>767675576
Same, lad.
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>>767675560
>generalisations

My wife chiefly uses the term "females".
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>>767675684
no, she doesn't. I can guarantee she does not.
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>>767675621
I'm not the one asking why "females" don't like me.
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>>767675849
It's "the leprechaun" again. Obviously I don't call them "females" like a robot. My job is in sales, so I know how to communicate. And to pick apart my posts by the word to judge me is petty and unhelpful.
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>>767675849

What? Neither am I. I was fucking like a rabbit by the end of high school, got fat in college so was terrible there, am not fairly successful and athletic again and am I womanizer now, since I feel it's too late to start dating.
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>>767676136
sales? so youre a pizza guy. maybe that's your problem you short idiot.
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Confirmed manlet 5'3". Currently married to a woman who does not give a shit about my height. They are out there. Find them. Hint: they tend to be both weird and fat.
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>>767676271
rabbits don't fuck you retard, they lay eggs.
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>>767673795
Just make a joke out if it. Talk about having a pot of gold or something it doesn't matter if you're confident and funny then you won't have a problem. Laughing a girl into bed is very real, I've seen very average guys pull god tier girls just by being funny.
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>>767676742
Thanks for that, mate.
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>>767673040
Go MGTOW
It's the only way now with the way women behave.
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>>767673040
Tell that bitch you're OK with the idea, but only if she agrees to sign a legal paper stating that you won't support the kid if she divorces you, since the baby won't be legitimately yours.

That bitch doesn't love you.
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>>767673040
>pretends to be asleep to avoid confrontation
Beta af, heights not his realproblem
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>>767676945
that wont work. the kid is the one entitled to support, not the woman. you cant sign a contract with a minor.
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>>767673040
Why do you feel like your height matters so much anon?
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>>767676945
I think the manlet from le reddit is over-reacting. Nowhere does his wife say that she does not see him as fit to be the father of her children. She *married* him, for Christ's sake! She is simply saying that he had "problems" due to his height, and it is true that men under 5'5" tend to have two fewer sexual partners, on avarage, than men who are taller, and also that they tend to be prone to depression. That is a legitimate concern that he should consider.
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>>767673040
>56 replies
>21 posters
Golly gee, I wonder if someone is posting over and over and over..
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>>767677638
I am. So what? Ever had your ass kicked by a midg...er, I mean, little person? (I'm actually 5 inches too tall to be a little person and I can't fight for shit. I'm pretty good at telling people to go fuck themselves, though...so go fuck yourself!)
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>>767673040
My parents were both 5'5"ish and I'm 6'1". It's not genetic, it goes by health of parents. No idea who does this constant shilling, but you need to kill yourself OP.
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>>767676929
The story is obviously fake.
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ITT: manlets pretending being below 5'9" is still considered manly

How about you neck yourselves and stay out from the genepool? Seriously
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>>767675823
>I know strangers' wives better than they do
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>>767678082
It's both genetic and environmental. There's also the phenomenon of regression to the mean. Where two tall/smart/fit people can make a short/dumb/fat kid.
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>>767673040
Back to le Reddit le faggot
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There's nothing you can do about your height (short of surgery that fucks you up for life) so stop fucking worrying about it. It's the same with dick size. Don't worry about it, if a chick you're with doesn't like it then she's a cunt and isn't the right one for you.
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>>767676945
this
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The guys might love you though
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Would you really want to burden your future child with that? It will still be your kid, just with someone else's DNA. Seems reasonable to me. I wouldn't want my kids to have cancer or downs either.
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>>767676945
>wife of 4 years, just finished fucking, pillow talking about kids, calls him a manlet
It's an obviously fake story.
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