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ITT: SHARE YOUR SECRETS / CONFESSIONS / RETARDED OPINIONS / FETISHES / ETC
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I have a crush on a fat guy who likes video games and have a chad bf
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>>767671206
I have a girlfriend the same age as my gran
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>>767671357
proof that there is hope for /b/
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bump
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I fucked a pregnant prostute raw. I even called her back two more times. She wasn't black, so no aids for me
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bmp
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bumnp 5 science
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Everytime I've dated a girl, I made sure I saw her mom naked.
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As the sign says up top, is an artistic works of fiction.

I don't know who to look up too anymore. There is only myself. Any words being read right now are the words of a crazy person.

I don't know who or what I am.

I want to be "right" even if it is left. I want everyone to be happy with who they are and and and get the right help if needed.

Must I step on those lower than me to move up? Do I be good? Who owns me.

I am transgenderd, autistic and a none offending phill. I have my bad times, usually when something seems wrong. Like now.

Iam's. I want to stop and talk about what's happening.

There is a lie in here somewhere, it could be this statement.
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I have an amazing fiancee who is everything I want.

I also cheat on her with 3 girls regularly and other randoms every now and then. I feel 0 guilt about it.

I have no idea why.
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my secret: my dick is bigger than yours
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>>767671206
i have always wondered if there are couples where theyre lesbians but one of them is trans and only got plastic surgery to look like a girl but he still has a penis and they fuck normally, also i think i have aspergers and my parents never told me.
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In the summer, I go into crowded buses with the sole purpose to find a hot teen with a big ass and grope her.
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Despite everything I do to the contrary, I still hold in my mind that I am leading toward a marriage with a female half my age and a step father that would destroy me if he ever knew. Also her mom would probably kill me. So I silently go about my agenda of making her parents company more profitable and sustainable while I live our my real world life with my aging girlfriend that is more just a life companion at this point than a romance interest. The infatuation died and left us back at friendship, yet we persist out of habbit and fear of what would happen should we admit we aren't into each other like we once we're. Our lives ever more entangled as time goes on. My obsessions for my muse cannot die when it is nothing real.

Without her, I would have nothing to live for.
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>>767671449
wut?
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>>767676923
She's 71, I'm 19, we see each other once or twice a week.
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>>767671357
>>767671449
>>767673611
>>767674954
>>767676121

Why?
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>>767678020
cause i enjoy it (im the bus guy).
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I have a crush on my best friend's girlfriend and I don't know what to do
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>>767678020
What's wrong with dating an older woman? The sex is pretty good and I let her indulge in her fetishes.
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>>767678140
Go on...

What started it? Reactions? Situations you’ve been put in.
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I want fuk muy lil sis
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>>767678658
>>767678607
Same to you m8
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>>767671206
My dick only gets stiff when I see a chunky milg because my mother didn't love me and I hate I wanna be cuddled and treated like a little boy
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I have an extreme complex on proving my intelligence. I'm not competitive or anything, I just feel abnormally bad when I don't get good. Example, there was a field trip for NHS today. I am in majority of the smart classes, and most of my classmates are in NHS. I'm not in it and while everyone was having a good time because the teachers didnt want to do shit, I felt depressed. You need a 3.5 GPA to get in, and when they were accepting people in 7th. I had a 3.475. I am now a senior and have had a 3.8-3.9 since then, but i'm not able to get in. I shouldn't be pissed but I am beyond pissed at this point.
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>>767678607

In France, we say that sex with grannies is like a creme brûlée because after the crust, there is the cream
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I am straight but used to give handjobs to my older bro and I miss it
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I have nodules f the girl I like that i got from her computer, I am dating her now and she still doesn’t suspect a thing that I have seen her naked. Maybe this weekend I’ll see those beautiful tits in person.
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>>767671482
proof that no bait is too fishy
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>>767678658
Well the first time I did it I was like 12 or 13, and I was standing next to this 20 something girl with a hugeeee ass (in a good way). It was really crowded and I remember thinking: "What if I just slid my hand between her ass and the person standing behind her? Would she notice? Would she react?" And so I did it, and she didn't react, although I'm pretty sure she noticed lol.

I used to do it to women of all ages, until I noticed that older girls/women (like over 25-30) tend to react dramatically more often (like I had a few situations very they would call me out on it, asking me if I was ashamed of myself and bla bla), while the younger ones almost never react like that, actually they tend to ignore it. So that's why I mostly stick to teens now.
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>>767678671
How old is she? How old are you? Pic of her?
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>>767678658
>What started it?
I helped her fix a few things around her house after her husband passed and we ended up having sex.
>Reactions?
Her neighbour thinks it's strange that I'm not into girls my own age but thinks it's good that I'm showing her some love. No one else knows
>Situations you’ve been put in.
She has a mother/son fetish since she never had children of her own so she likes to roleplay with me whenever we're together. She also has some rules for me which make it fun.
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I frequently head off to either a nearby orchard field and walk around nude and jerk off.
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>>767671206
Nothing matters and that makes everything matter
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I once got invited to a celebrity party and I saw one Nickelodeon celebrity flashing her tits to everyone because she was drunk.
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>>767679461
Which one?
Was she legal?
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>>767679666
Yes she was legal
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>>767671206
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When my nephew stays with me i let him shower with me and my gf
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>>767680277
yikes, how old is he?
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My sister and I have sex with our cousin (girl) we started when I was 16 sister was 19 and my cousin was 18
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>>767679294
21 and i have 23, not pics , i not wanna be doxxed
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>>767678943
that's both disgusting and forward thinking
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>>767680436
8
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>>767680570
do you spy on her? touch her ass/tits by "accident"?
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>>767679709
nobody will know that you snitched who was it
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>>767671206
I fucked ops mom
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>>767681132
I’ll put it this way, her tits were leaked a few years ago.
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>>767681263
Selena Gomez?
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>>767681328
I said Nickelodeon.
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>>767671206
Every now and then I just suddenly become open to the idea of riding cock.
I have almost no practice beyond my finger a few times but when I'm in the mood it's all I can think about.

Several times I've made a grindr and gotten as far as getting the address of guys who are down to fuck me, but I always flake out.

I fear the Pandora's box of uncertainty if I go through with it.

Pic sorta related, only because it's gay af
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>>767681263
JENETTE MCURDY!?
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>>767681083

Yes and she said nothing, event in the street
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I liked The Last Jedi
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>>767681222
U should get urself tested...
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>>767678309
kill your best friend
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>>767678309
Same here, and I have a gf,
Dat body though, like piper fucking perri
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>>767681378
No, Victoria Justice
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I would Love to see my sister gettin fucked by a bbc
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>>767678309
That happened to me once, I just flirted with her and ended up sleeping with her and then she broke up with my friend and now she’s my gf
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i got sexually assaulted as a kid and instead of moving i ignored it for years and turned it into drug and alchaol abuse in my teens. now im a proper fucked up depressed cunt
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>>767681380
what do you mean, even in the street?
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>>767680786
How old are you both? Does he get a boner?
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>>767681564
pic of her?
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>>767678309
Is she crazy?
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had a huge crush on this chick in college, tried to smash but she was like overly obsessed with boyf and nothing panned out, been dating her best friend for about 6 years. Still madly in love with that girl and still wanna smash so bad
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>>767680900
>I call her mummy when I'm with her unless we'e out and there's other people around.
>If I misbehave she'll put me over her knee and spank me.
>when we go out to dinner we wear each other's underwear
>I'm not allowed to look at porn or masturbate, unless she's with me and then I can only jack off in front of her.
>She likes to "breastfeed" me every so often when I stay over at her house, like after we have dinner and in the morning after we wake up.
>She likes watching me pee.
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>>767681922
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>>767681603
Im 23 gf 19. No boners yet
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me and sister, 18 and 16, had occasional sexy time, thought she was into it for so long but thinking back i feel like she was scared to say no. and i may have raped my sister
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>>767681581

Sometimes we walk togeder, and i joke with her spaking her. Ass , if nobody is seeing she laught but wen someone are looking she said stop very angry..

Sorry has inglish
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>>767681359
You might say he was Victorious
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>>767682241
its fine, where are you from if you dont mind me asking? also, do you spy on her when shes in the shower or when shes changing?
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>>767682241
Bad inglish.
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I fucked OPs mom
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I've been fucking my gf's little brother. Not behind her back or anything... she's actually the one who talked me into it.

It's a weird but fun arrangement. Everyone else in both our families would flip out if they knew what was going on, though.
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>>767681979
It's not a normal relationship but I don't mind doing it. I get to have sex with her after all and I like snuggling with her at night.
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>>767681922
>have also had a couple girlfriends into playing mommy
>also more than a few phone friends and on skype friend
>love being the good boy
>would rather suckle and be stroked off than have actual sex sometimes
>most other types of women and sex get boring quickly
>considering now moving almost 3k miles to be with one I've been talking with for 4 years
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>>767682306
Very victorious, I didn’t even had to try to find proof her tits were real, I’d seen them I knew it was her.
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>>767682356
Only when she is. Changing she el with. She do it with the door open i m from chile
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>>767682499
There was so much corroborating evidence on that one that even I knew it was true
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>>767682627
But I’ve seen them jiggle
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>>767682585
if she leaves the door open, i think she might want you to see her. ever thought about trying something? like get drunk together and then try
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>>767681524
How did you get invited? Are you Jewish?
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>>767671206
I want to be a chad
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>>767682717
You definitely win
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I've found pictures of one of my acquaintances on here. Haven't stopped fapping.
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>>767682958
A friend of mine is the niece of some high profile Viacom guy and she invited me.
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>>767682996
She was wasted, she would grind anyone who she came across.
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>>767683078
blackmail her
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>>767683344
Nah she's pretty cool, it's just nice to see her in class and know she sucks a mean dick
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>>767682883

I wanna try but she start college and now is at my side chating with chads, and she no give me attention like before, i cant go to her room because her sleep with my other ugly sister, before she come todo see TV alone with me on parents room
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>>767678309
Fuck, I’m currently living with my best friends girlfriend. And yeah, pretty sure that I have a crush on her (at the very least I wouldn’t kick her out of bed). I was renting from him initially (still technically am). And then he went out west for a few months for a quick well paying contract gig in his field. Girlfriend stayed because she’s currently a student and is still staying at his place. And I’m still staying at his place because I get friend rates for the rent and it’s close to work.

I’m not making a move because, again, he’s a good friend and I don’t want to start any drama that gets me kicked out. Also pretty sure he’s coming back. But if she randomly grabs my dick or something my resolve on this probably wouldn’t hold (she’s Chinese, objectively a solid 8, and I have a huge case of yellow fever). I would honestly feel like shit for it though since him and I go back a bit.

I’m seriously considering going to an escort this weekend for the third time in my entire life just to clear my head.
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ive shared this here before but assuming there is a new audience.

my wife is a rape victim. she was raped about 8 months after we were married. The initial reaction from me was anger, confusion, depression, humiliation. etc. But its been 6 years since. And i have lately been fantasizing about what happened to her. Even masterbating thinking about and recreating the event in my head.
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unsee cc 57415482/
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>>767683991
do you know details? tell us
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Since my wife decided she didn't want to have sex with me anymore I meet up with a crossdressing guy for sex. He's not passable from the neck up but he has a smoking feminine body (except for the cock).

He will do anything I want... cock sucking, taking it up the ass, tied up, spanking, gagging. I'm exhausted when I leave his place. If we had more time we'd meet several times each week.
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>>767684074
Her old work had a public park near by which allowed parking. The park would be really sketchy at night. She had to stay late, two crackheads harassed her on the way to her car for change. When she reached the car, they decided they could get away with more and raped her in the back seat.
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>>767684245
scam and/or party van bait
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>>767671206
i was with my niece on cinderella premiere and we came close so she could get an autograph of francesca capaldi. couldn't do it better because of the big apes surrounding and watching her, but brushed my hand under her lil skirt on her ass just a bit as much as i could do it to seem like it was an accident. i jerked off when we came home just thinking about it
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>>767684419
did they fuck her at the same time or did they take turns? what holes did they fuck her in? how old was she at the time?
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>>767684557
lucky bastard, ive touched a few 13 year old butts myself, its about the softest thing in the universe
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>>767684646
They took turns. As far as I know it was just vaginal....

she was 26 at the time
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>>767671206
I have a cpr/resus fetish, and honestly what is else to say than that
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>>767684766
yea, i guess my hope that they dp-d or spitroasted her was a bit too much lol. im guessing theres no chance youre showing us a pic of her?
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>>767684719
it is. and i was lucky enough part of my hand touched the bare cheek under that. but i have to thank my niece if it wasn't for her i would not know who the hell is that little ginger goddess. and recently she developed some nice big tits on that little body so she is slowly turning into my fetish as days pass
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>>767684875
i would post her with her face blurred, but that usually receives a violent reaction here....
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>>767685063
i can imagine how awesome that moment was. does your niece make you hard aswell?
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>>767685230
well i guess its ok as long as we get to see a whole pic of her lol
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>>767686039
big tits huh? although if she dresses like that i wouldnt say she had it coming
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>>767686039
any chance of nuds
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I want to fuck my wife's mom. When we stayed with her parents for christmas two years ago she always walked around without a bra on showing her nipples and she has huge tits. I secretly took a video of her on my 3ds when she came into our room and her nice big titties were jiggling with her nipples poking through. it was great
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>>767686490
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>>767678020
Cheaterfag here. I don't really know why I don't feel bad. Maybe it's because my fiancee and I have threesomes with other women, so some part of my brain just rationalizes it as an extension of that.

I definitely know I /should/ feel guilt, but it just doesn't hit. I can carry on with my fiancee and it just doesn't pop into my head (unless one of my other girls snapchats me or something).
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>>767686781
oo frontal tits??
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>>767671206
Proper incel here.

Well, I'm in India and I've been to a brothel 5 times. The last time I went blind drunk and had sort of pissed myself. Couldn't even get it up. All the whores were staring at me.

I might have AIDS but I don't know. That was weeks ago and nothing's happened yet.

Also I am going to search for "teen rape" to fap to after writing this.
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>>767686935
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>>767687206
nice! thanks d00d
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>>767684766
Tell her the only thing she has sacred left is her butthole and plow her ass
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>>767671206
I've been sexually assaulted twice in my life, only my therapist knows. She's not helpful but better than nothing.
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>>767686711
Video or it didn't happen>>767687530
Don't break the cycle. Rape your therapist.
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I feel like I was born with a fifth of an extra chromosome. Not fully retarded, but probably functional autistic. I'm still living at home because I cant find a decent job, nobody wants to hire me despite having a degree. Sometimes I wonder if I look retarded but I guess I wouldn't know.
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Part 1 of 2

I am an only child but always had a brother/sister incest fetish. Meet girl, we date, get married. 3 or 4 years later (we are both about 26 by this time) we get pretty shit faced drunk while hanging out at home. Lots of back and forth deep conversations and pure silliness.

At some point we start talking about sex and deep dark fantasies (we have always had an out of this world sex life. one of the reasons I married her). I tell her that the idea of brother and sisters having sex turned me on for some reason. She starts to get embarrassed. I can clearly sense something is up. It takes some time to get it out of her but she goes on to tell me that she has had sex with both her brothers.

This turns me on more than I thought possible. Once she realized that I did not care or was not going to judge her she became an open book.

It started when she was 12 and her brothers were 14 and 15. Long story short she told me how they were always so sweet and passionate with her. She said she absolutely loved it and was often the aggressor. She told me how after her parents went to bed she would sneak into her brothers room (they shared a room) and climb in bed with one of them, have sex and then go get in bed with the other one and have sex with him also.

At this point I am pure diamonds and we fuck like animals all night. The whole time she is telling me different stories. It was fantastic. She said she would have sex with one or both them regularly up until she was 18 and went off to college. She said after the time apart it was weird to start back up. The last time was when she was still 18 and they were all home for Christmas. The younger brother bent her over in the bathroom while the whole family was in the house. She finished him with her mouth.
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>be 18
>More or less crush on a 15 yo
>solid 7/10
>she's not the most intelligent human being, she is 15 ffs
>she actually somehow cute and even funny
>same nationality
>she doesn't dislike me

Am I a pedophile? I know it's not legal n shit but it's just 3 years? Worth the wait? I also don't want any 16 yo chad dump hurt her and dump her. Any tips?
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>>767687635
I think she could take me in a fight, so...
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Part 2 of 2 Looks like there will be a part 3

Now the secret part. After a few months of tons of stories I ask her if she would still have sex with either of them. She says if I am okay with it she would like it. We all live in her home town and we all have a pretty good relationship. It is not uncommon for us to be at each other house or hanging out. She decided that the younger brother would be more likely to do it.

We devised a plan where I would be "out of town" and she needed help with a smoke alarm that kept beeping keeping her from sleeping. Vaulted ceiling, needed a ladder. It's about 10pm. She puts on a sexy lace nighty thing. No bra. Can just see her nipples if you look hard enough. She has a pair of tiny booty shorts on. We pop a dead battery in the smoke detector. I put my ladder on the side of the house and park my car down the street. She gives her brother a call and tells him the beeping is driving her crazy and I am working out of town tonight and so sorry for calling him so late. He says no problem and he will head over.

At this point I am in our upstairs loft area and can see perfectly into our living room where the couch and TV are. The smoke detector is right in that area as well. Her brother arrives. She answers the door dressed as described above and goes full flirty. I can clearly see him checking her out. He goes outside, gets the ladder and pops the new battery in. He puts the ladder back and comes back into the house. I can see them standing there. He says he better get going. She goes in to hug him and plants a kiss on his cheek and wraps her arms around him. He returns the hug. She isn't letting go and there is this prolonged embrace. She begins to rub up and down his back and he quickly returns the favor. At this point things escalate really fast.
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Part 3

She grabs him by the hand and leads him over to the couch. I have a perfect view. He is wearing basketball shorts and she reached down and pulls his dick out. He is clearly diamonds. She sits on the couch and begins to give him head. He is moaning pretty loud. He stops her and stands her up and turns her around. She pulls down her little booty shorts, no underwear. Holy fuck I am sitting here watching my wifes brother fuck her doggy style. She is moaning now. It takes about 60 seconds and he says "should I pull out?" She said, "No, you can cum in me" which made him nut instantly. She goes and grabs him a towel to clean up. I hear him ask her what brought all this about. She told him she was just remembering when they were kids and saw an opportunity and went for it. They talked a little bit more then he said he needed to get going. They told each other they loved each other. Kissed on the cheek and he left.

I instantly went down stairs, pulled her shorts down, put her in the exact same position and came in about 3 pumps. Good times!
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>>767671206
My gf does nude modeling from time to time and I secretly find it hot as hell. Not a very good one, I know, just saying.
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I was arrested at 18 with 3 of my girlfriends for pot. I was terrified, it's the only time I've ever been arrested. My car was towed, we got frisked, cuffed, and put into a van. We got to the station they took our mugshots, prints, medical info, and lead us to a room that was like a mix of an office & gym. A policewoman in her late 20's early 30's came in, put 4 boxes in front of us and with a smile, said "Strip, bra & panties too!" The looker room at our old school had private stalls, my doctor was the only person who'd ever seen me naked and I thought that was humiliating. We got undressed as slowly as possible, my hands trembled as I took my bra off. We stood there nude, trying to cover up to preserve what little dignity we still had. "Hands behind your head!" smiling as she said it, I don't know if it was sexual or a power thing but she loved her job. "Wow, you'er going to be popular girls in here tonight. Now stand on the red line, facing the chair." She put on gloves making sure to loudly snap them, then ripped off a piece of that paper they use on doctor's tables and put it on the chair. If you want a visual of what what happened, look up "ACLU prison strip search is abusive" they show a training video, censoring the girl's face and nothing else. She told us 1 by 1 to do that, plus said to do jumping jacks and "Lift your tits by the nipple." even my friend with A cups had to do it. She'd make rude comments about our bodies and look at our faces. If she saw we looked away she'd yell "Eyes forward!" she made sure we saw every inch of each other's skin. "I still think you girls are hiding something." and 1 by 1 we had to do it again. We showered next, she'd say things like "Scrub those pussies, girls like fish to be fresh." We got on uniforms and she walked us to our cell, during the walk said we'd have 3 lesbian cellmates. I was trying not to cry, she put us all in a 4 person cell, laughed "told ya!"
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>>767688121
Is this pasta still going around? Fucking hell it's not even good.
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>>767681567
Martin??
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>>767688304
I hope you're joking
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>>767687966
Damn I can't say you got cucked as it is her brother and she did you a favor. You got a real gf right there.
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>>767687530
Who was it? Were they punished?
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My girlfriend is webcam girl. But her family still believes she’s still a virgin. And my family believes she’s just a student.
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>>767688344
No
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>>767688698
Never reported either one. First was a relative, second was a boy from school.
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When I was 13 I fucked my gf on my couch it was her first and blood got on the couch I told my mom that I bleed from my noose.
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>>767688721
Gross
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>>767681984
Why do u both do it? Whos idea was it? Do you get a boner while u all shower?
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>>767688875
Did you ever do it again?
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>me 26, cute cousin 19
>used to babysit her and her other siblings when i was like 15
>past christmas she got fairly drunk
>some point after dinner we sneak away
>make out + handjob

really annoying secret to have to keep
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>>767687527

As hot as that sounds, my reimagining of her rape is not something I let her know I do
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She said that she wanted to do it. Yes we did it a lot
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Lost my virginity at 13, my gf thinks she was my first one (when I was 17).
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Bump
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>>767681984
Comeback i wanna know more. Its hot.
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>>767671206
I jerk it while listening to horrorcore.
I try to come to my favorite parts of the song.

I jerk it 5 to 10 times a day I keep trying to stop but I don't possess the will power.
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>>767689414
u should poop in ur gfs butt

stupid bitch will learn then
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I’m falling in love with my married boss. We talk on the phone for hours. Could ruin my career and jeopardize my retirement.
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I wanna knock up my cousin
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I think the more times I fuck a playmate, the less affection I feel towards my actual partner. I know it's shitty but I can't help it. The sex feels better and they show me more attention then my partner has...,maybe I'm just fucked in the head....idk....
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>>767671206
I tell the truth in these threads
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I think i have a 8 of personalities an every one have some kind of soul power... i try to think those ideas are a lie. but i have seen so many things.
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>>767671206
>Hmm...He was behind of it.
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I struggle with addiction to Findom. Not sure I’ll ever beat it.
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>>767687206
She looks like she has a hideous face
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I've bought hundreds of pairs of used panties from highschool girls on instagram.
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>>767691620
Yeah, it's all pale and square.
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I want my wife to leave her 200K/y professional career and become a prostitute to anyone I tell her to.
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Growing up my Sister and I would often 69 together and piss on each other in the bath and shower. We don't talk about it.
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>>767691873
Can't she do both? Or is it a total degradation fantasy thing? Just do it nights and on the weekends.
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>>767691873
>>767692118 This

It's much more degrading if she keeps her job.
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>>767692596
So would you sell her pussy cheap? Or top dollar which is hotter?
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i've been doing any drugs i could get my hands on hoping that ill get something that is laced so i could die numb.
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>>767692737
Top dollar, of course. The glass ceiling begins with the glass mirror on the ceiling.
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>>767692743
That's fucking retarded, just overdose
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>>767692737
Mostly big bucks for whatever disgusting fat fuck with money can afford... but once in a while I would have her take it in the ass from a borderline homeless ghetto specimen so she remembers what she is for men.
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>>767692861
Good one.
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>>767684766
If that happened to her and those are her tits, you know they abused the shit out of them
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>>767671206
>ITT: SHARE YOUR RETARDED OPINIONS

Legalize dueling. Half the problems in the world are caused because there's no penalty for being an asshole. Our ancestors knew that and had a method to deal with it.

England & France started WW2 so that they could stay the big boys in western Europe. IDGAF if the Krauts & Pollocks fight.

Dreams don't have a psychological purpose. Dream interpretation is mental masturbation.

There are two types of MtF trannies
1. Hyper effeminate gay men who'd like the 95% of men who're straight to want them and can't "man up" for traditionally masculine values
2. Extreme sissification fetishists who can only get aroused by the thought of being women-- like Caitlyn Jenner the pervert

Ozone is valid alternative med because it doesn't rely on alternative theories of medicine (and it works).

Cut HIV research funds 80%. At this point with patients having "near normal" life expectancy and 20% of infections being bug chasers (and the other 80% careless faggots) we can consider it highly contained and move on to more pressing health problems.

The AIDS epidemic was nothing but gay men killing gay men in the pursuit of a quicker orgasm.

Instead of wasting time playing socceror piano, parents should sign their kids for public speaking courses. That not piano or fag ball is the key to promotions.
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All i really want out of life is to be kidnapped, feminized and turned into a sissy sex slave. my whole life is pointless and worthless and it's really the only use any one will get out of me
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>>767679329
are you attracted to flowers?
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Bump!
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I stole around $20 thousand over 3 years from a company that I use to work for. The owner was a tax cheating cunt to work for so I decided to get mine.
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>>767693135
I bet they have some good swing when fucked violently
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I'm a dude, and I've figured out the secret to multiple orgasms.

They are possible in dudes. Only thing I'll say is that it requires a fuckton of willpower and control over your orgasm
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>>767694165
Holding it in isn't healthy dude.
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>>767694244
that isn't at all what I do.
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>>767687888
>>767687934
>>767687966
Ok so... I'm actually in a surprisingly similar situation. Or at least I might be soon. I could actually use some advice if you're still around.

My girlfriend also used to have a heavily sexual relationship with her brother. Apparently they fucked like rabbits all through their teens, and only stopped cause he knocked her up... it ended in an early miscarriage, but it spooked them out of doing more.

Took me a while to convince her that not only was I cool with it, but it was a huge turn on. I've gotten her to the point where she opens up about it and we do incest roleplay and stuff. Lately I've been trying to convince her to actually start things back up with him... she's interested, but nervous that it'll mess up our relationship.

How did you convince your wife that you wouldn't get jealous about it? Did you ever consider trying a threesome instead of the fake-cheating voyeur thing? I've been leaning towards that option since I'm not really into the cuckold aspect, but she's worried it'll scare her brother off...
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I don't care about anyone except my kids and this one girl. I don't give a fuck that my long time friend almost died the other week of a heroin OD. Idc that my brother started using coke again and will most likely go back to hitting the stem, then lose his job and apartment or go to jail/prison or even die. Idc that my mom is an alcoholic and just wants me to stay in touch. Idc that my grandfather is going senile and will die soon. Idc that my grandmother will have a nervous brake down when that happens. Idc that my sister is delusional and psychotic. Idc that my dad is depressed and wants to die because of my sister leeching on him. Idc that my ex wife is bitter and resentful or that she wants me to come back.

I don't give a fuck about nobody but my kids, Becky and myself.
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I masturbate to pictures of my friend from HS that I found on here.
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>>767694643
welcome to the club, nudes????
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>>767694643
Know her too? And I have some on my computer, let me look. I have a lot of NN too
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>>767694810
no i mean i also regularly beat it to people from HS. one in particular, its the tits man, gets me diamonds
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I'm falling in love with a girl I met online who lives in Florida, I'm just a regular American but online I sometimes larp as other nationalities because it's fun and I can do a really good fake accent.
We're supposed to meet up soon, and she thinks I'm a South African expat who lost his parents.
>tfw we'll never be together because I'm autistic and like to larp
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>>767694643
She's got an ugly nose. I'd insert my penis into her but that's not saying much now is it?
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>>767694934
To each his own. She's got a hot body and face for an Indian
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>>767686908
Same deal here. Fiancee moves the shit out of me. Got 2 steadies. A few dormants I can reactivate if need be. Not sure why I step out but I need variety.
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>>767695052
A small price to pay imo
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>>767695162
I'd say so as well
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>>767695160
Well whoopdie fuckin doo
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I’m an good boy
Got all my nuggets together
I can give myself the succ tho
no regerts
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>>767694923
come clean, you might still have a chance
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>>767693798
tell as much as you can about your methods
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>>767691873
paying for sex from a "normal" woman is a big turn on for me. hopefully you're in NYC.
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>>767690153
>my retirement
how fucking old are you?
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I’m still fuck my ex even though she has a bf, tightest pussy I’ve ever ducked but I also still love her
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>>767687206
these are the type of tits that look much better in a bra
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>>767695895
35
Can retire from this job in three years.
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>>767683837
bring a different asian girl back to your sometime, they get crazy competitive
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>>767696032
Duck yeah dude. I didn't realize other people liked ducking their girlfriends too.
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>>767696290
Auto correct but she knows how bounce that big ass on dick
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>>767696211
what kind of job lets you retire at 38? anyway, tell me about the boss - are you single? do you think he's into you? what do you look like? do you dress slutty for him?
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>>767696537
Military
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This last year I had two FWBs that didn't know about each other. One was a 45 year old married woman, and the other was a 19 year old virgin.

Milf was way better. Virgin was cute as fuck, but didn't know what she was doing, and it was difficult to stay hard with her bullshit. I tried to be patient but she didn't listen.

At least the milf knew what she was doing. Also I could cum inside her with reckless abandon because of her hysterectomy.

Lost both of them. 19 year old found some young fuckboi, and milf started feeling guilty for fucking around on her husband (I'm not the first guy she's done it with) and she also went full retard, deliberately misinterpreting every word out of my mouth. She became a lost cause, but that pussy was crazy.
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>>767696537
>>767696618
>Military
That’s correct.
I’m the dude, she’s the chick. Sorry to bust your fantasies.
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>be sexually confused bicurious 15yo
>stepdad finds my porn stash
>including gay porn
>immediately starts molesting me
>mostly just "lets"/makes me suck his cock
>usually just quickies to blow off steam after he gets back from work
>but sometimes he drunkenly wakes me up at like 2am to nail my ass to the bed
>situation was super fucked up, but honestly I mostly enjoyed it
>except for the couple times he made me wear my sister's panties, that was gross
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>>767696805
Yeah, I join when I was 18, doing 20 years so I can retire at 38
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>>767696998
Yup. 20 and a day. Fuck going any longer.
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>>767696655
YOOOOO! This is a fucking Twinsies moment! This is my exact situation RIGHT NOW
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>>767696805
in that case you should definitely bang her
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>>767697295
To be honest, that’s probably what will happen.
Oddly enough, this situation has happened before where I was fucking a married O4. That one wasn’t my direct supervisor, though.
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>>767696173
You crazy, I wanna bat those things around and watch them swing
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When my friend and I were in grade two I would visit him and we would suck each other off in his room, even when his mom was home. And when we had sleep overs we would jerk each other off underneath the blanket before going to sleep
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>>767697188
some words of advice: you need to be in total control of the virgin. She might not say it directly but she's relying 100% on you to do all the work because she doesn't know shit.

I'm more of a laid back guy (also not in the greatest shape so I was hoping she'd like being on top but she didn't!)

Whatever you're not getting from the virgin, rely on the milf for that.
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>>767697816
That's pretty normal I did it also did you both turn out straight?
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>>767697081
Hell yeah bro, I’m in the marines so they treat us like shit, still wouldn’t change it for another branch though
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>>767697847
Thanks for the advice anon.
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>>767697816
same for me and another friend, but it lasted from grade two to four, for me at least. He was two years older. Stopped when my family moved about 20 minutes away and our moms got distant. I ended up a fag, he, well, SHE now, ended up a trans whore. It transitioned when it was 14~ since Canada is full of cucks, so she actually passes, has a vagina, looks like a normal girl, is girl height, etc...
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>>767697990
Army here so we are treated a little bit better.
The thing with retirement is that I debated a bit until someone told me something eye-opening: after your 20, your pretty much working for half a pay check...
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>>767671206
I was kicked out of the military for smoking pot. Only my wife and a close friend knows. No one in my family has any idea I left on anything other than good terms.
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>>767698202
If you’re situation is anything like my cousin, everyone knows... We went to MEPS at the same time, he was kicked out for the same thing and he tells some bullshit story but we all know the truth.
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>>767697975
Yeah, well idk I haven’t talked to him since around then

>>767698161
I know someone like that in uni, also in canada
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>>767687900
no you're not a pedo. Go with her but take it slow. She is still young so you don't want to spoil her for yourself.
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>>767698370
cool, I grew up in missisauga. Not sure if you know of em.
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>>767698170
Same here, my god father was a green Green Beret for 18 years, he’s the one that convinced me to do 20 years, he dies 3 months ago though, but any branch is my brother no matter what rank or branch
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>>767687900
i mean, don't have sex with her. From what I know you can't be tried in court without substantial evidence you've fucked her. Grind that puss when she's legal, but for now just chill.
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I secretly record the women I hook up with when I'm cheating on my wife. I use the videos to warm up before I fuck my wife. I use my laptop, a small action camera, a clock that has a concealed camera and my phone. I even have videos with the women looking at the camera's and not figuring it out. My favorite is a latina who licks my asshole to a soggy mess. My wife won't do that.
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>>767671206
I recently realized that I had been drugged and raped as a kid, around 7. Half realization, half denial, or something like that. Have told no one this.
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>>767698551
divorce wife, marry latina. Ass licker > stubborn bitch anyday
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>>767698598
find the rapist and get him back lol
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>>767698520
Any branch but Coast Guard cause they’re not a real branch.
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>>767698622
I’m not entirely sure who it was tbh. I think I could find out actually. But not sure I want to open that can of worms
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>>767698795
do it. Find them and rape em. They'll prolly like it. It'll be a fun adventure.
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>>767698832
Lol, if i were to go through with all that, it would be to out him and make sure the dude dies alone in disgrace. But youre probably right, I should track that fucker down.
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>>767698967
do it fag, might as well get a jolly out of that shit. He made is choice, now you make yours.
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I'm a dude. when I was a kid my older brother made me suck his dick.
My younger brother made me lick his asshole
younger brother's a piece of shit and decided later in life to play victim, and accused brother of abusing us.
Haven't called him out on his own abuse towards me. He's suicidal as fuck and I'm just waiting for him to find the balls to actually succeed in killing himself.

BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE
grandpa was a pedo, molested my mom/his daughter.
I got some serious dread and panic when he was around, and never fully understood why.
One day I'm just told I'm going to spend the night at his place.
I didn't want to, and was freaking out the entire time.
Only thing I remember is eating a donut and some milk, getting really sick, throwing up, and going home later.
I don't know if he drugged/molested me, but I believe it. I believe my piece of shit parents allowed it.

There is some closure though: at the end of his life, we ended up taking care of him- I was the last person to speak to him, and I told him he was an evil piece of shit, and that he should just fucking die already.
It's not the best closure, but I'll take it. Still hate my parents and brothers.
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>>767671206
My wife and family believe i will finally graduate from college on October this year, truth is i dropped college 4 years ago and have been working making websites since funniest part its i have 8 fully graduated engineers following my orders on the company i'm currently working.
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>>767698689
Yeah, I don’t consider national guard my brothers either cuz they’re just weekend worriers
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>>767698339
Who knows maybe they are aware. Honestly I don't mind as long as we pretend. I'm just happy to be out of there.
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The first girl I ever fingered was my sister while she was asleep. She was also the first girl whose tits I saw and played with and I even up the tip of my dick in her pussy.
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>>767697975
I ended up experimenting with three other boys during early puberty... no idea how it happened so easily, it's not like I went looking for it. So yeah it must be pretty common? Out of the four of us, I'm the only one who turned out a fag.
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>>767698551
I never understood why ppl don’t just leave a relationship if they’re willing I cheat regularly. Maybe I’m just retarded though
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>>767699438
Well I grew up in a very small town and there was maybe 20 kids in my age group and it became a thing from the age of about 8-12 that when a sleep over happened that sex play always accrued boys or girls it didn't matter I messed around with my friends and their sisters, lots of incest.
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I used to feel like you do about cheating until I found out how exciting it is. I love my wife but she used to like to explore and now she is boring. It's the only thing that I don't enjoy about her. Rather than give up all that we enjoy together, I quietly get my sexual needs met by other women. I would work it out with my wife to have the affairs but I don't expect she would say yes.
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i have herpes
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>>767674954
You're a fucking asshole and I hope she finds a man that appreciates her.
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>>767700335
You’re a little bitch.
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i got raped and now have a fetish of it,and im pretty sure my bf has been raped/fondled with before. almost everyone i know has been raped. even weirder theyve all been black men..
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When I was 16, i all but fucked my 13 year old step sister.
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I have a collection of normal and explicit pics of my wife from 15 to 29 yo on my dropbox.
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>>767700947
Wow. At least you can watch her development over the years.
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>>767700947
obligatory link or it didnt happen
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>>767696032
let her go man, it's over, it's not gonna end well for you
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>>767701065
Yes thats why i will never get rid of it. We are each others first and the pics range from crappy webcam pics to regular photos. She changed quite a bit having kids n all.
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My friend and I started the “Han Solo dies” thing on twitter and on instagram
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>>767671206
This all happened when we ( me and female cousin) were 14. She stayed over for a night, became a regular thing after a while, like twice to three times a week.

One night a thunderstorm had her whimpering in the living room (sleeps on couch) and I went out to calm her down (parents slept heavy, room on other side of house). I was in a beater/boxers, we turned on the television to take her mind off storm, after cuddling for a while, I relaxed and with her pressed against me I got hard pretty fast.

A few moments of awkward bad jokes later we ended up in a 69, finished with her facedown/ass up and me dumping the heaviest, most satisfying load in my life into her pussy.

We banged for about a year like I said until it came out that her uncle-in-law was molesting her. I feel bad that she went through it but we were insanely close and that went ten fold when we started fucking.

I feel bad but a perverted part of me was glad she got to have consensual sex with some one that actually gave a fuck about her.
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>>767701507
I saw that CockNinja Studios video.
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>>767701322
I wish i hadnt fried the hard drive with vids of my wife from 23-30 or so. Would be nice to have the before-kids material.
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>>767701724
... Wut?
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Back in my single digits, myself and a male and female cousin (all similar ages and none of us blood relatives) hid under the bed to show one another our genitals. We all took turns pulling down our pants and showing the other two what we had. The girl was the last to go and she barely got her pants back up before a much older cousin checked underneath the bed to see what we were doing. Scared us to death.
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>>767701322
Do you ever get paranoid and think it's going to fall into the wrong hands or something?
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>>767701865

ok well 4chan is being a fag thinking I'm spamming.

go to pornhub, look up cockninja studios+sister scared tornado.

I thought it was a storm, but you know how fucking porn labels are... everyhting is fucking incest these days.
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>>767702050
New
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sort of sad but when I was a youngin I was sexually assaulted and I was so traumatized I didn’t know how to properly express sexuality and I proceeded to have sex with my dog multiple times a day for the next 4 years. the most disturbing part is my parents knew but never stopped me or got me help.
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