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Microwaved a potato for 40 minutes how do I cool it down b
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>>767671117
Put it in your wet mouth, the liquid cools it
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pee on it
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>>767671117
blast it with piss
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>>767671117
Are you cereal? Because that doesn't seem possible.
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>>767671117
Microwave it 40 minutes in the other direction
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use it as a cum rag
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>>767671117
put your dick in it, shits so cash
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>>767671117
in my day we called this one the HOT POTATOE

YOU PUT THE HOT POTATOE IN YOUR MOTHERS HANDS AND WHEN SHE SCALDS HER DINNER MAKERS FATHER EAT HOT POTATOE
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Flex Seal
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>>767671498
>>767671438
>>767671302
>>767671273
>>767671260
sub 80 IQs get out
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>>767671358
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>>767671117
Give it the spicy keychain
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>>767671117

How is it glowing? Did it cook all the water out and turn it into molten starch?
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>>767671117
Fake, potato would've exploded hours ago.
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>>767671824
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>>767671934
AAAAAUUUGGGHHH DOMINIC YOU RAT!
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>>767671358
>Are you cereal?

kindly remove yourself from the planet k thanks
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>>767671968
starch carbonizes before it can ever turn liquid
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dumb ass. you forgot to rotate it halfway through
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>>76767
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>>767671117
That looks really cool, like a little sun.
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>>767671117
Cut a hole in it and fuck it like a fleshlight.
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>>767672094

Cool. What would it look like carbonized? Like a charcoal piece?
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>>767672124
>Doesn't knows pic related is a miniature sun created by CERN
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Nothing can ever reach temps much higher than 100 C in a microwave, the frequency of the waves is tuned to the mass of a water molecules and when those reach boiling temperature at 100 C they evaporate and don't heat the rest of the stuff up anymore.

>Nice bait anon.
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>>767672311
I legit didn't Hahahaha but fuck... Well, I was right then wasn't I? In a retarded fashion
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>>767671376
Underrated, made me kek
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>>767671117
HAHAHA
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>>767672021
shut the fuck up fish brain before I turn you into sushi, get out
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>>767672065
snowflake
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put whole thing in butt
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>>767671117
go all Matt Damon on its little Irish ass.
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>>767672924
Nice try, FBI
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>>767672924

NO NOT YOU AGAIN GO AWAY PEDO FBI BAIT SCUM
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>>767671824
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>>767672416
b8'd
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>>767673236
D8'd
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>>767671376
Kek
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>>767672354
You can melt lead in a microwave
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Just eat it or paint and picture of it anon
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>>767671117
Just put water on it retard, it's not oil so it won't catch fire from it
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>>767673884
>You can blow up a microwave by trying to melt lead
Sorry but I'm not your average ignorant amerifag, you're going to need bigger bait
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>>767673892
Haaaa
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>>767671117
not sure thats how microwaves work
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>>767672354
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Microwave_chemistry
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>>767671117
Looks like a Hillary supporter's ass 18 months after the Trump landslide
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>>767672124
That’s how suns are made
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>>767671376
Made my fucking day, 10/10
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>>767671117

Hot Potato
Pick it up
>don't pick it up
Pick it up
>don't pick it up
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>>767671376
Fucking baller reply
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>>767671117
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>>767671376
holy shit i wasn't ready for this
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>>767678318
Landslide?

LOL
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>>767680150
Damn right snowflake, cry more :^)
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>>767680150
hes talking about the election in 2020
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>>767680314
These numbers are not accurate, 3,000,000+ votes were cast for Hillary by illegal aliens, the victory in trumps favor is a far greater margin once these null and void votes have been struck from the totals
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