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Why do people get so autistic about pineapple on pizza? I mean

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Why do people get so autistic about pineapple on pizza? I mean holy shit. Adding a sweet note to a savory dish is one of the most basic flavor-complexity decisions in the culinary arts. If you don't like it that's cool, but there's no reason to completely sperg out and say shit like, "pineapple on pizza is an abomination and an affront unto God and all who enjoy it must be systemically eliminated." Calm down.
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It's gotta be for the meme of it. I haven't had pineapple on pizza since I was a kid, but I loved it. In fact, I would request it whenever my mom ordered pizza.
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>>767670431
Pineapple is now cool because bogans think it’s uncool.
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>>767670937
>bogan
Learned a new word today.
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Pineapple makes your cum taste better. Doesn't do the same for pizza. Fuck pineapple.
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>>767670431
I’m pretty sure it’s just a piece of pop culture, like hating Nickelback. Sure, they might not be for everyone but hating them is just done for show.
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I never ask for pineapple to be put on or taken off a pizza. Ham, cheese and pineapple on cocktail sticks is 1970s party food, it is easy to see how it got on pizzas
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>>767670431
I agree, they're insane.
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>>767670431
Because fruit has no reason to be on a pizza.
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>>767671656
>Tomatoes are a fruit
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i hate the pineapple, is very disgusting
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I must confess, I really like it.
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>>767670431
Pinapple and Banana Peppers

Perfect combo of sweet and bitter.
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>>767671656
You can put whatever you want on it. It’s just toast.
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>>767670431
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>>767670431
Because no one has anything better to do
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>>767670431
Pineapple has no business being anywhere NEAR a fucking pizza you stupid faggot, anyone who even thinks about doing it let alone enjoying it deserves to die a horrible death by fire torture, idiots
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>>767670431
If you like pineapple on your pizza I hope you also like pineapple on your childrend's graves. You are weak, your seed is weak, you will not survive the coming winter.
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>>767670431
it's an exaggeration meant as a joke, fucking calm your tits
it's not like there is some kind of percecution against pineapple faggots that could make you seriously fear being attacked for your "alternative eating style"
fucking sensitive right wing little bitch
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>>767672492
Try a drizzle of coconut cream and tamarind.
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>>767672445
I'd like you to say that to me while I eat my pineapple pizza and after I'm done chowing a slice i'll light YOU on fire faggot
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>>767672512
Commie cunt
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>>767672015
Mmmmm.. spicy hawiain pizza is best
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A lot of places add pineapple in a shitty way. Pineapple is a relatively dense and fibrous fruit that retains a lot of its juice. Placing very large pieces on a pizza or covering the entire pie might win you points for presentation, but it can result in bites which are almost entirely pineapple and thus overpower the rest of the flavor pallet. The solution of course is to cut the pineapple into appropriately small chunks and apply it conservatively.
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>>767670431
dude are you baiting or are you retarded?
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>>767672512
>right wing
wut
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>>767670431
>no reason to completely sperg out
completely spergs out
good job, OP
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>>767672706
tell me i'm wrong
only a right winger would get his nipples twisted over this shit
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>>767672261
>It’s just toast
no
it's a pie

FIGHT ME
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>>767670431
Pineapple on pizza is disgusting. Pizza is reserved for meats, not fruit. Fuck off.
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>>767673067
you're boring
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>>767672644
Fuck off, space nigger. We're full.
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>>767671656
I read that picture in Patrick Warburten's voice
>im not even Egyptian
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>>767672831
OP's nipples aren't twisted. The thread is a response to an existing cultural phenomenon.
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>>767673156
dude wat, the extraterrestrial coon is right.
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>>767673200
>an existing cultural phenomenon
bruh

it's a fucking meme, like back when people were all "lol I put bacon on my cornflakes becauz bacon hurr bacon durr".
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>ITT: people that deserve to be gassed
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>>767670431
Pineapple on pizza is an abomination and an affront unto God and all who enjoy it must be systemically eliminated..
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>>767671083
It's an upside down word
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>>767671779
Tomato is a vegetable you fucking idiot
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>>767672492
Good thing I live in the tropics
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>>767670431
>spits on OP
Burn in hell, cunt.
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>>767673525
It's not, son. It's a fruit.
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>>767673325
>deserve to be gassed
Why to prove OP's point, faggot.
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>>767673525
It's a fruit.
>technically ketchup is a fruit paste or smoothy
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>>767673525
its fruit you fucking idiot
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>>767673321
>>767673389
iT's A fUcKiNg MeMe, LiKe BaCk WhEn PeOpLe WeRe AlL "lOl I pUt BaCoN oN mY cOrNfLaK
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>>767673525
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>>767673710
It's the fruit of the plant.... but it's used as a vegetable look it up idiot
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>>767673710
So, the answer to the question is that a tomato is technically the fruit of the tomato plant, but it's used as a vegetable in cooking.
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>>767674014
Its close to barries, but its used as a vegetable. Wouldnt say it would be a fruit.
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>>767674082
Source=oxford dictionary
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>>767673710
Do some research before you think your smart
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>>767674304
>your smart
You're not a faggot but your wife's son is a faggot because she raised him to be a faggot.
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Oh my god you people sound absolutely retarded. It's a veggie because of the water and sugars content
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>>767674082
how the fuck is something used as a vegetable? i dont care what the fuck you idiots say its a fruit, if i use a sock as a washcloth does that officially make it a washcloth? no its still a fucking sock
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>>767670431
New niggas actually talking about actual pizza on /b/. /b/ is dead.
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>>767674624
Lazy shitpost
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>>767674546
See above your as dumb as the other anon
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>>767671656
The only solution to this argument is to move away from the Sun at 8 minuets per hour and stay where the warm is.
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>>767674743
you're fucking stupid fuck off
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