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I will go to the catholic church this Sunday and I will be wearing a tshirt with a custom caption. I'm gonna sit in a first row in front of the priest. Give me your suggestions what to write on that tshirt. I want the faggot priest to lose his shit.
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>>767669074

i play with my gf poo poo 2 nut
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you should write "i love church" on it that would TOTALLY BAMBOOZLE him
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>>767669198
God related stuff plz
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>>767670307
something tells me you got a bit bamboozled my friend
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>>767670507
yeah, i kind of am. OP just sounds like an edgy 14yo fag who wants to give the poor priest a hard time.
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Stigmata is only legitimate if your asshole also starts bleeding
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>>767669074
Teenage edgelord detected.
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>>767669074
do it in a mosque. for the lulz.
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>>767669074
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>>767669074
"This shirt is supposed to offend you."
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Do you really have nothing better to do with your life than to go to church and annoy religious people?
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>>767672285
That would actually be a pretty decent shirt if the design was right for daily use. You'd have to be a chad to pull it off of course.
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>>767669074
Jesus was a nigger
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>>767670581
>>767670758
>>767671350
>>767672058

Guys you are literally encouraging me to do it. Ok I'll share my ideas

GOD CONTRADICTS HIMSELF

or

I CAN HELP YOU MEET GOD EVEN TODAY
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"Satan's was God's idea"
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>>767672344
Well, that's good news for me then.
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>>767672459
Your ideas are bad and you should feel bad. If you had balls you'd do this in a mosque, but you don't. You want to be an edgelord but at the slightest hint of danger you pussy out. You disgust me.
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>>767672549
Roll
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>>767672459
>Be me, 12 at park
>It's 9:00pm
>I hear rattling in bushes
>Curious I walk over and take a look
>OhFuck.jpg
>It's gay men 69ing

That was the gayest shit I have ever seen until I read >>767672459
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>>767669074
Jews killed Jesus
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A big star of David
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Came in candleboy, left candleMAN
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>>767672714
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>>767672807
Under came in candleboy have a picture of a bloody cum filled asshole
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>>767672619
Are you calling me a pussy for not wanting to die for something as silly as I'm about to do? If I knew it can change the world I'd risk it. Chances are 0,00000000001%. With priest I will at least have some fun with little danger of being humbled.

>>767672714
heh, did you get a hard on from that, buddy?
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>>767669074
How about, "Death to all who overuse the word 'Literally'. LITERALLY."
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"Please stop touching me there Father"
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God hates priests
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>>767672619
>Your ideas are bad and you should feel bad
Perfect caption
That'll really piss off the priest
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A list of people the church has killed going back to the inquisitions. Include the Mexican inquisition. Yes that was a thing
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>>767673172
Not even the fattest fedorafag could fit all that on a shirt
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>>767669074
Why a picture of kent hovind?
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>>767673172
Not enough room on a shirt. Get an oversized onesie
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>>767673106
lold
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>>767673002
I got super hard from it. I join them and we butt fucked all night
>2018 and not futt buccing to gay strangers in bushes. NIGGER!

For real though both of those statements are super cringey. Like super edgelord fag shit
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>>767669074
Sola scriptura, sola fide, sola gratia
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He will have people follow you if you do
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>>767669074
Just write "I remember..." statistically speaking you have a big change of him freaking out.
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>>767673292
Well just the Mexican inquisition then. Particularly the Jews they burned for being Jewish. Think how unacceptable that shit is now. Plus it's only 29 out of the 50 killed there by the church.
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>>767669074
i need my dick touched by you
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>>767673288
coz he's a funny moron

>>767673575
the fuck?

>>767673622
lol interesting
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"Roncalli Was a Freemason"
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Judas did nothing wrong
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>>767673813
This
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>>767672459
Go on the street with

I CAN HELP YOU MEET GOD EVEN TODAY

and on the back

KILLING IS A SIN

I can imagine the butthurt of pedestrians
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>>767669074
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>>767673813
it would work with normal people but priest already knows this
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Lucifer din du nuffin
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>>767669074
Op
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>>767669074
underage faggot
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>>767672459
Youre a fucking faggot ass loser
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>>767669074
Proud r/athiesm mod
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>>767675494
I'll consider your reactions as a foretaste of what will happen in a church. I suppose we have a winning quote.
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>>767669074
"When Christ said 'suffer the little children to come unto me', that wasn't an instruction to abuse them"
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>>767669074
SATAN DID NOTHING WRONG
666 4 3V3R
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Will you please fuck me like one of your choir boys
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>>767669074
'hitler did nothing wrong'
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Honestly? Print this.

KOLOB WAS HERE
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>>767669074
'i pay mexican boys to choke me while i masturbate in the shower'
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"There is no God but Allah, and Muhammad is his messenger."
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>>767669074
Arius Did Nothing Wrong
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>>767669074
'Cathoicism is for poopy-heads'
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Randomly pick something from tshirt hell
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>>767673622
ha! Brilliant.
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I BEAT MY WIFE
I BEAT MY WIFE
I BEAT MY WIFE
I BEAT MY WIFE
I BEAT MY WIFE
I BEAT MY WIFE
I BEAT MY WIFE
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Jesus
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>>767677416
rolling for this
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"The twelfth time you say Jesus I'm going to blow up this entire church"
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JESUS IS A CUNT
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FUCK NIGGERS
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>>767673622
That'll do.
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>>767669074
SHIT ON MY FACE
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Suffer to survive
Instinct I despise
Stalking the night, searching for
A victim to defile
Cock she craves today
Cum she wants to spray
And to reach the orgasm through torture
From behind, pain shivering down my spine
I feel paralyzed only controlling my mind
Strapped to a table, naked, genitals exposed
Eyes claimed open, mouth
gagged shut, terrified
Locks my scrotum in a vice and
tightens forcefully
Agony, silent screams, want to die
Shackled and bound, unaware my fate
Destined to be maimed to stimulate
The skin is peeled off my dick
Done with a razor blade
She begins to suck
Blood and cum amok
She rips my cock off with her teeth
Masticate, gnawing and chewing the stump
She regurgitates, I'm covered in my bloody chunks
Suffer to survive
Instinct I despise
I am alive, victimized
Tortured fate, asexual state
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>>767669074
1. Type "Patrick Poivre D'Arvor" in Google Images
2. ?????????
3. Shit brix, because he is the same guy as Kent Hovind
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>>767669074
Wow, I bet all the kids in your social studies class will think that's really cool
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>>767677669
rolling for this
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>>767677669
What is this gay bullshit?
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>>767669074
"I know what you did last Sunday"
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Swollen with liquid
Ready to burst
A load of my lymph
Will quench this dead body's thirst
One month in the grave
Twisted and half decayed
She turned a putrid yellow
I pissed in her maggot filled asshole
Fucking the rotting
My semen is bleeding
The smell of decay
Seeps from her genital cavity
The smell was unbearable as I unburied her
I cum blood from my erection
I feel it run
Down her throat, swallow
Eyes glassy and vacant
Body dug up to play with
Skin greasy and naked
Tonguing her rotted anus
I need a live woman
To fill with my fluid
A delicate girl, to mutilate, fuck and kill
Her body exceptional
She thought I was normal
But I wanted more
I came blood inside of her
Choking on the clot
Gagging on the snot
Gushing blood, from her mouth
Bloody gel leaking out
Body buried in a shallow grave
Unmarked for none to find
The sickness I have left behind
Undetected go my crimes
The greatest thrill of my life
Slit my own cock with a knife
Violent, climax, serging serum on my skin
Back from the dead
I am resurrected to spew, putrefaction
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>>767669074
Honeatly most of them wouldn't even give a shit and the ones that would are the minority. All in all this just seems really cringy and edgy and at most you'll probably only rustle a few old grandmas who have been die hard christians for at least a few decades.
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>>767678782
hehe I know, so maybe

"God doesn't listen nor care. Carry on with your routine father."
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