Fyi we delivery guys remember you if you dont tip, me and 3 others share lists of people who dont tip so we know whos food to let get cold and spit in/fuck with. Tip your delivery drivers or expect spit and or my boogers next time i deliver to you.
Whys that so unbelieveable? We have to do something to make us feel better about driving all the way out to butfuck nowhere to your shitty apartments at 9pm with no building numbers and to have your fatass not answer for 10 goddamn minutes AND THEN TO NOT TIP
Being a waiter/waitress is fucking stressful as hell and they do wayyy more than you could ever imagine. Not to mention when I was working I made 3.25 an hour and I depended almost entirely on tips. So don’t be a faggot and fork over an extra 3/4$ next time you’re too lazy to make your own damn food.
My gf lives in the US at the moment, works in a bar, makes a lot of money in tips but gets paid fuck all by her employer. I think that's a completely shit system. If you go out people literally tell you to give them a tip or they don't get paid.
If you mess with my food in the slightest, i will have the health department down on your ass that very night. Do you want to risk being fined 100k as well as damages against me? i will have your establishment marked down to 'B' rating and no one will go there anymore. Do you want another lawsuit against you by the owners? Can you even afford a lawyer?
Better think again kid.
>Whys that so unbelieveable?
Because you're such a cuck you'd risk getting fired from your shit job just to look cool on the internet.
Also getting upset for not getting free money.
And it's why you have people in the thread acting like you owe them a tip. You need to fucking fight for your rights Americans. Your employer owes you money, not the customers
I can confirm we do this.
Sorry, couldn’t find your address.
I also have mastered to lick every underside of each pepperoni.
Better not order a sandwhich or chicken wings.
I worked with retards like you before, so yeah, i know your childish games, its very easy to notice.
Further more, the health department will be on my side and do things such as run chemical ananlysis on the food and drink in question for saliva or other foriegn chemicals. Its already happened multiple times the past 20 years, feel free to inform your self.
You deliver me cold food, youre ass is just wasting gas delivering me another one. And another and another till its piping hot as your boss demands.
I will only tip bartenders.
If you take less then 15s to make my drink after i tell you what i want, you instantly get $50 for the night as a tip. Bartenders are the only ones worthy of tipping, they wait staff cant make my food more potent, but giving me an extra oz of booze will get you tipped
Well if you have a voucher or something for delivered food, I've often tipped and been handed back the voucher. Or they remember me and tell me to keep it. Because I actually do tip quite well. Wait staff, drivers, all of them.
But I absolutely hate the system in the US where people act like you owe it to them while they don't take any political action against employers who refuse to pay them
>But I absolutely hate the system in the US where people act like you owe it to them
I dont owe anyone a tip.
As i said i only tip bartenders, never delivery or wait staff. I am not there to pay their livable wages, the owner is there for that. If they had such a problem they should have UNIONIZED by now. Plus bartenders will sit there and hold an actual conversation with you for how ever long you are there, Wait staff you see maybe 5 minutes out of an hour, and thats it. They deserve nothing
Good wait stuff will earn their tip by always being there and not being annoying at the same time. I really appreciate waiters who can strike this very fine balance of always being ready and not asking if I need anything every 3 minutes. Not to mention if they're friendly and charming I can appreciate it being difficult to do this shit for an 8 hour shift. What I don't understand is tipping at coffee places. When I used to barista for Starbucks few years ago there was a tip thing that really confused me.
Ha well as a foreigner if I sit at a bar in the US I'll quickly be reminded that they live off tips. They might not say it to you because they assume you know the system there.
Completely agree with the need to unionise rather than spit on peoples food. That doesn't get people paid.
What the fuck does it achieve? Wouldn't it be a lot funnier if you did something productive and unionised, and striked, and voted, and all that stuff that might actually help you?
Nah you don't have to tip us.
But we'll remember you and fuck with your food every time if you don't, lmao. We have enough customers who aren't broke faggots to compensate for you, so we'll just take them their shit first, even if they ordered after you.
Enjoy your lukewarm pizza that has had my unwashed hands all over it, kek
They're not compensating for the customers that don't tip. They're compensating for the employer who's ass you're licking, who isn't paying you, and who thinks you're retarded
>still no tip
>cries himself to sleep
I actually found out a great way to get you guys out of business, when my neighbourhood decides to order a few pies, we send one of our own to pick it up for all of us. Been doing it like this for months now.
>less delivery fee
>less tip fee
>pizzaboys on suicide watch.
I prefer the European way: make the food a little bit more costly and you don’t have to worry about tipping.
As things stand in the USA waiters are getting a raw deal if people don’t tip.
lol bro I make $10/hr and easily $100 a night in tips because I specifically make special effort to deliver to the places I know aren't brokefags. And my employer doesn't give a fuck, he knows we all do this. We have a list in the kitchen right by the phone, he's seen it a hundred times.
Spoiler alert: business owners don't like broke fucks either
They're not offenders, they're customers who don't owe you your wages. Your employer does.
Rubbing your dick on pizza doesn't get you paid. What does it take to get that into your head?
I check both my drink and food for foriegn substances.I dont eat my food with sauces or toppings, just the steak or maybe cheese and a burger and bun. Easy to spot any thing you fucked with :^)
You niggers arent as intelligent as you think you are, you arent a mastermind for fuckin with peoples food.
>coordinating with the whole neighborhood to order pizzas
>to save $50
lmao you gotta be trolling
As I said before, it achieves nothing. You still get no tip. Your employer still rips you off, and instead of a proper pay cheque you're satisfied with the idea of someone eating pizza that's had your dick on it. If you think you're winning you're deluded.
Saving 50 bucks is just an extra, one time a pizza boy bumped a neighbor car and wouldn't pay the damages, so it's essentially a no pizza-boy zone now.
>ask in group chat if anyone wants a pizza
>few orders drop
I have a ultraviolet light/blue filter light i carry on my keychain, its about 3 inches long, its rather small, uses 2 double A's.
It will easily mark out blood,vomit,urine,ejaculant,and spit in different colors, i use it when ever i have a nigger as my waiter/ress.
"rubbing in " would leave an imprint on the meat or the cheese or the bun in my case.
You clearly were a single child and never had brothers to fuck with your food
We know the system is fucked but theres nothing we can do about it, you really think all the tip job employees are going to team up and rally? Kek dream on, weve come to terms that its a shit job and only do shit to no tippers because we like to.
When you rub it in it will.
And again when i use my flashlight it will be the only mark on the food.
Even without flashlight you can tell grease from spit, completly different consistancy.
Yeah I do think they would team up and rally. It's even easier than before with social media and such. You can do it locally, state wide or nationally. It doesn't matter. It can be done. There are a lot of people who are angry at the way the system works.
Seriously dude. How many loads of jizz can you blast in a single shift? You're like a volcano jizzing all over non stop? Quit the pizza boy biz and go work in gay porn, it pays better and you don't have to hide your secret deviant lust for pepperoni.
i only tip good when the service is good and fast. if you are rude in anyway im gonna do all i can to get you fired. once i even called back a pizza place because the delivery dude was a dick because he forgot the debit card machine a was blaming it on me for some reason and almost throw my stuff in my face because i did not have cash. when i was talking to the manager i decided to start acting autistic and start crying saying the dude was threatening me and i was scared for my life. the dude was fired after that and i believe to this day he is still unemployed
Not him but I keep a list of every address I deliver to using an app. Pic related. Personally if it's a busy day and some asshole who doesn't tip orders, I'll take it, go park somewhere for about 10 min on my phone, then take it back to the store and say they never answered.
If you're doing that shit then I don't believe you're happy with how you're paid, and I don't believe you're not worrying about who's going to order next.
But what I don't understand is why you're angry at customers and not your employer
And i will call back after you havent been here in 30 minutes. Complaion to your boss that ym door was open and my lights were on and from my chair i can see any cars drive up to my property.
You will be forced to come back and deliver it while my food gets comped and you get no tip at all..
Fuck with me princess. Ill be the end of you
Friendly reminder that only blacks and Hispanics don't tip. Started this spreadsheet a few months back. Blacks will not tip 50% of the time, Hispanics about 15, and whites only about 1% of the time (those are normally coalburners or trailer trash anyways)
People claim this crap all the time, my boss never believes it. I normally do this towards the end of the night anyways, where we would be closed by the time they try calling back.
I worked as a manager at a chain pizza place. Your manager has atleast an hour worth of paperwork and money counting to do, plus doing inventory while while your assistant manager or last drive cleans the place up while you work.
I would still get your call even if its after hours, and as a manager i would mark your name down and what happened and give it to the owners, who only has the customers side of it since your petty ass already left the nano second your shift ended because you dont value your job at all , yet expect people to pay extra money to you for doing such a shitty job
>You have to accept the order
how do i accept it if the boy never shows? if you deliver a poor pizza I'll just complain to the manager till you deliver a fresh one.
>still 0 tip
tipping is retarded, they get paid so why do I have to give them extra money?
You dont tip other people who work so much harder and earn less.
If you don't feel it is appropriate to tips these people then you should also not feel it appropriate to give to a charity since most receive more than amble government funding which is the same as them getting paid. The issue with tipping is that some realize how hard of a job it is and that most don't even get paid minimum so as a favor and to show we feel for them we tip them. it's more of a pity play then actually paying them anything. When I did deliver I felt offended when I got tipped because I felt they where taking a pity on me when in fact they are.
So if you don't tip, don't you dare fucking give to a charity either because it is the same thing.
I like data collection and statistics. Also, I was wanting to know just how bad the difference between the races' tipping habits were. Blacks are by far the worst, even if they do tip it's normally a dollar or two. Hispanics are normally pretty cool if it isn't the hamplanet wife/cow that orders, and whites almost always tip, even when out in the ghetto (actually, the white customers in the ghetto normally outtip the rich neighborhood.)
I was thinking about adding some stuff to the spreadsheet to show tipping diferences between the sexes but ultimately decided against it because I didn't want to fuck with the formulas anymore.
Yes, but we also have to maintain our own vehicles and work a rather high risk job. We deliver pizza, alone, unarmed, out into the bad parts of town, robberies happen quite often, and at my store alone (who employs about 2 dozen people) we have had two fatalities on the job within the last 5 years. One was a drunk driver killing my manager in the company smart car when he decided to take a few runs to help out, the other was a bunch of thugs who caved in my coworkers head with a baseball bat for the 20 bucks he had on him. I also know of a few other coworkers who have been robbed at gunpoint, or assaulted.
Inb4 pasta, it isn't, and it's why I never get out of my car in the bad parts of town.
as a former pizza driver I have to say
>DO NOT TIP EVER
most of the people who work are either retards or cucks and do not deserve the air they breathe i got out of that business as soon as i found out the true nature of the disgusting normies i had to work with
give the normies nothing
>this plain and simple dont work for pizza places nowdays they are all owned by the elites
ie pizza hut / any chain and you are playing a game you cant win
i dont support slavery thus no tips
i am not in america you faggot shithead.
you're supposed to do your job and your employer would pay you in every part of the world except in the %56 land.
every thing they do from measuring system to tipping is inconvivient
Aw the little boy has to swear and curse to feel bigger. He can't just have a conversation like somebody intelligent. No he has to be like a cave man and swear to assert his dominance.
I put one of you faggits in hospital for spittin in ma pizza... fuck tips ... reform your industry or leave it... why is it my fault your boss thinks you shojld be paid based on what strangers think of you.... must say something about what your worth to the world.... ps... when you get called to a cash delivery in the middle of nowhere... thats me waiting for a fool to bring cash for my next fix
Don't understand this tip mentality, we don't have this in the UK other than restaurants. I'm set to fly to the USA in June, how much should I generally tip? And is it everyone? Cashiers? The rental place where we pick up the car?
Only the person who is specifically assigned to you( like the pizza guy going to you or the waiter going to you. Maybe a servant) you may feel free to tip the others, but you don't have to. This isn't a bad thing if you're not broke, it's polite. In case people haven't noticed, the world doesn't revolve around their habits. Look up on YouTube about coming here and what not to do, there's a good video (first one I think) that tells you about tipping and other stuff you may not be wary of.
Well you obviously need help with something if you're asking /b/ how to fucking tip lol
Simply put, don't be a fucking jew.
lol no, it was just I thread I came across. There's no tipping in the UK other than hand service in restaurants, still I gleaned some info and am looking at YT vids right now. I love the US and want to fit in and not annoy anyone not understanding the customs.
Found this, wrong way round though. You guys are so polite (:
Don't act dumb anon. You have enough to travel here, you at least have $4. You don't see us mocking you for being under the rule of some old hag.
I have 3 brothers and not one of them was degenerate enough to spit or fuck with my food, mean while you are forgetting about the fact that the spit lays under the melted cheese in which you can't look under, you are larping so hard right now for fuck sake, but still even if you were a big enough and paranoid fag to check under everything you wouldn't see shit since it has to be completely black for it to show up (p.s i have family that works in forensics)
Everything I've read in this thread sums up to;
- Plebs get shitty service jobs.
- Gets upset at customers which keep him/her/it employed if they don't tip.
- Feel entitled to that money, even if the customer can't afford a "proper" tip.
Why do these people want to work in a job like this? Why do they get upset at people who don't tip? Why don't they get upset at the establishment or seek out a better job?
It's an entry level job that pays about 15 an hour in my experience. Not bad while you're in college. Also people that don't tip end up wasting your time when you could be delivering to someone who does tip, so it can be frustrating. Furthermore, if someone can't afford a 3-4 dollar tip, they really shouldn't be ordering pizza with their last 20 bucks then.
Oh, also, I get paid minimum when I'm in the store and 4 an hour when I'm on the road, so I'm actually making less money when I deliver to someone who doesnt tip than I would if I just stayed at the store without a delivery.
Found the niggers, pic related is the average person who doesn't tip.
I once had a pizza delivery guy who used to fake like he was deaf for extra tips. He'd point to his ear and say "derf de der" like that is how actual deaf folks communicate that they are deaf. Fuck that guy.
I'm a cook/prep cook. I think these jobs do deserve a tip sometimes. The driver more than the server though. Drivers have to be on point or they lose a lot of time. A server should only get tips if they give a fuck. Servers can and usually make twice what a cook makes even if they fuck up constantly. There's no real motivation for them to be perfect. A bad driver just gets fired.
>tipping culture is an awful system developed by greedy business owners who don't want to pay their employees a decent wage
>if you don't tip in a tipping culture, you are legitimately an asshole
>>rape culture is an awful system developed by violent white men who don't want to respect women
>>if you don't rape in a rape culture, you are legitimately an asshole
COOKS make the pizza, they arent a tip based job.The DRIVER gets the pizza done and in a box and in their heated bag and takes it. If you grab my pizza and grab the fucking cheese and raise it up, i will be able to notice on any part of the pizza you dumb fucking nigger
Spit wouldt be black, blood would be black
They should UNIONIZE and get proper wages.
But they rather bitch on hentai imageboards where no one in power will ever see their posts, instead of getting shit done.That is why they have a tip based job in the first place
So there is a mass exodus in the food waiting industry.Now no one takes a serving job. What happens?
The owners either hire beaners that cant speak english or they take part in conversation with the union.
This is how it has been done with EVERY UNION SINCE THE START OF UNIONS WITH THE STEEL WORKERS