Bought a girls log for about 150 bucks online and ate it, how fucked am i? Also log threat
And you know it's a "girl's" because …?
>>767666615
... never asked that question
>>767666449
Is the normal shit really that long?
My longest turd I took was about 10 cm and the average is about 5 cm.
Is my turd healthy?
Mh the longest shit was abou 30-40cm and about 5cm too.. depents of the food i think, i like chinese food so..
>>767666857
Pretty healthy i would say, if you shit daily / twice a day.
That turd is disturbingly long yes.
>>767666449
Damn no women could shit such a log.. right?
>>767666449
just to clarify, you guys eat shit?
>>767666857
This
>>767666449
That's one of the most disgusting and pathetic things I've ever heard, so yes you're extremely fucked.
>>767666449
https://youtu.be/fN0yHGYG2yw
>>767667593
One of the few things wich gets me hard sadly
was it steamy and creamy?
>>767667691
Why? I can barely stand the stench, and I can't imagine how awfully terrible the taste must be. How the fuck does it work?
>>767667691
When you say eat it, you mean you literally eat it? As in put it in your mouth, chew and swallow?
>>767666855
Kek
>>767667751
Yes, it has to stay in the fridge for days, ill eat a bit every now and than, its impossible to eat the whole log at once.
Femanon here you totally overpaid forsaid log mine are only137.50 with free shipping
>>767666857
>>767667268
i would wager than these women pump their asses with poop, or maybe even some kind of poop look alike to make their videos
>>767667860
where do you buy shit online?
>>767667912
they use chocolate ice cream in a lot of scat porn
>>767667950
Ipoopyou . com, for example
>>767666449
holy fuck you shit lord wtf were you thinkinking?!
>>767667895
Tits and timestamp or it aint real
nigga why
>>767667997
You can literally decide what they should eat before buying this.. shit
>>767666449
Let me guess, you straight up played with the doo doo to nut.
>>767668254
Nope, honestly, i eat a bit of it, than i get off on it. No playing at all, thats disgusting
>>767667997
Naw famalam
>>767668239
Damn.. couldnt imagine what it smells like if i tell them to eat chinese food, hot pepper and some MCdonalds Burgers
>>767666449
Die faggot
How does it taste like
>>767666449
ANDYSIX FAGGOT FUCK U AND SAGE.
YOU ARE THE CANCER THAT IS KILLING THIS PLACE
>>767667745
FUCKOFF SAMEFAGGOT AND SAGE
>>767668973
Shitty
>>767669104
No samefagging here, but i expected that.
>>767669043
>>767669104
Only samefag in this threat
Lets get seroius about this, yes i get off logs from women. There are plenty people on /b wich get off on Traps, loli and so on. Its a fetish okay?
>>767669596
OP here, this is not OP.
But its kinda true so.. legit
>>767667639
>>767667860
Does it not make everything else in the fridge also stink and taste like shit?
I suppose for a shit eater though, this might not be too much of a problem.
>>767669265
Definayely 100% are and you do it all day everyday. You make a faggot thread and then yalk to yourself and drag a bunch of almost as gay summerfags in here. Fuck yiu, die slow, and sage
>>767669701
I've eaten shit from my girlfriends ass but could never get into the idea of just eating shit that had laid around for a while or random shit. i dont get this...for me it has to be directly from her ass or its gross
>>767668254
I posted it again mom
>>767670283
No i got it in a box so nothing stinks..
>>767666857
girls have longer turds because their colon is narrower.
t. dr.
>>767667912
>>767667997
There is a lot of suspicion that in the two girls one cup vid, the shitting girl took an enema of a chocolate mousse like material.
>>767670316
Nope no samefagging at all, andysixx is ugly and gay as fuck, i only like girls logs and i know that things like this ruin this place. Just like trap threats.
Bit still, i eat shit so what
>>767670480
When you find yourself taking your box of shit out of the fridge and cutting a slice, do you ever stop and think "What the fuck am I doing, this is deranged"?
>>767670454
Have you ever been I'll from doing eating crap?
>>767670754
ill*
>>767670668
Yeah all the time. I look handsome and so on but i think this kind of fetish is abnormal as fuck.but i got it. And i wont kill myselfe. So i dont know.. i think i will go on like this.
>>767670851
Does anyone irl know? I assume you don't have many visitors.
>>767670785
No i only eat one slice of it everey now and than. I think it would make me ill if i would eat it almost every day. I eat a slice every 10-15 days
>>767671040
What's the shelf life of a turd. How can you tell when it's gone bad?
>>767670988
I do but what they dont know is that i have a second fridge in my garage. Aside from the log eating im a "normal person "
>>767671200
Mold. I would say 30-40 days maybe
>>767671040
I think I'm going to be ill. I thought I had heard it all, but eating slices of poo every couple weeks that you had mailed to you by a stranger is really beyond the pale.
>>767671326
I’m really interested to know about this. Like what’s your process what do you think when doing and like why? What’s the point?
>>767671810
Honestly i dont think about anything at this moment. Its like an instinct.
Every now and than i got the mood, go to the fridge, get a bit to eat. It turns me on like nothing else, the taste is disgusting, its humiliating, than i got the best orgasm you could think of. Thats the whole story
>>767666449
Did you warm it up before you ate it?
>>767672271
Yes sometimes, as it gets older, i will eat it cold though.
But the first.. 10 days i microwave it at 600w for about 1-2 minutes
Bump
>>767672422
Why would you keep it cold at the start then warm it up later? Is it better as it gets older? I don’t get why
>>767672422
ok so it gives you an erection, then what?
>>767672720
Because it would get bad really fast if i wouldnt get it cold, same like normal food
>>767672730
Then i jerk off?
>>767672942
with no other stimulants?
>>767673057
Weed or booze. Nothing else
>>767668418
love the way she pinched it off.
>>767666449
where can I order one?
>>767666855
Hahaha probably came from some diseased fucking animal found out in the wild or someone's car or dog
>>767674331
im open for business
>>767674495
I've never done that apart from licking a few pee stains in public toilets. How do I know you're legit?
>>767667950
I'll hook u up. Just finished dinner. Gimme 10 min 100 a log and will make it a biggie hahaha
>>767668418
Sauce is DirtyLena btw
>>767674571
send me a pizza and you get prime pizza poop
>>767674495
Post a pic of your poophole so I know where it comes from
>>767666449
>>767674680
>>767668418
perfect, thanks
>>767674704
kys memer
>>767668396
>eat a bit of it
>no playing at all, that's disgusting
YOU DRAW THE FUCKING LINE THERE?!
Shit bump
How much would you pay to eat abbeys
>>767666449
no one can shit that much especially a small female
fake and gay
Did you straight up play with her doo doo to nut?????
>>767676260
Post it again
Sometimes I straight up play with my gf doo doo to nut
I laughed, I lost
>>767669104
Grow up much?
>>767669043
>posts in a shit eating thread
>triggers over meme he dislikes
Your on a containment board. In a few years when your a little bit more mature and have a grasp of controlling your temper you will understand
>>767669043
>>767666449
You're pretty fucked. You should kill yourself.
