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Hello. I'm from fucking russia. Please, give me some questions.

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Hello. I'm from fucking russia. Please, give me some questions.
P.S. I don't like my country.
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хyй
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oгo, пpивeт
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Do you give RT any credibility at all? I'm pretty down on major western outlets - especially regarding Syria - and RT seems to run stories occasionally that are contrary to US/European media but later turn out to be true. But, I know they're also state-run
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>>767661479
>oгo, пpивeт
Пpивeт
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>>767661484
>but later turn out to be true
no, RT news is always false
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>>767661396
What part of Russia, I have friends in Russia, I'm from the USA and we aren't stupid enough to be enemies, we use proxies to fuck with each other and test weapons systems.
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>>767661396
What do you think of Radio Moscow and that guy that bends spoons? Friends and I used to smoke bowls and listen to that after school when we were kids in NYC and crack up laughing. That shit was entertaining to say the least.
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>>767661888
>russia
>weapon systems

lol theyre too poor
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>>767662117
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Who know famous russian popstar "Face". Yes, that's the original name.
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>>767662117
>>>767661888
>>russia
>>weapon systems
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>lol theyre too poor
Yes, my country is very poor, no jokes
20% of people live below the poverty line
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>>767662117
we do have to ride their shit to the ISS though. it's not that we're too poor but that the gubmint puts no money into space anymore really. other than that it's mostly no contest in other regards tho. Russia would get btfo
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>>767662337
not gonna lie, if the majority of the poor there would stop with the road rage and drunken driving, and being stupid on iced shitty roads (which i know russia has some of the worst roads in the world), that % would probably drop quite a lot.
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>>767661396
>I don't like my country.
Hy eщe бы щeнoк c гyглтpaнcлeйтoм любил paшкy.
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>>767661396

MODS MODS MODS
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>>767662476
>>>767661396 (OP)
>>I don't like my country.
>Hy eщe бы щeнoк c гyглтpaнcлeйтoм любил paшкy.
o пpвeт вы из pocии
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>>767662476
to be fair, nobody likes their own country, but that primarily is because they have no experience with any other to know what they have and what they dont have.
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>>767662337
I know. I certainly hope that you don't blame the USA for your problems. You have to blame your own government for those problems. Again, we are not the enemy that your soviet masters have led you to believe and having a war with us is not something that you want, it will not enrich either of us.
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>>767661396
Swede here trying to learn russian, tell me I dont get it, when do you use a and when do you use o, since both are prononced a how do you differ them and when do you use wich?
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>>767662560
Speak for yourself beotch, I like the USA.
Any nation can be better, but fuck all if I'd want to be in equatorial guinnea or some shit.
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>>767662466
>>>767662337 (You)
>not gonna lie, if the majority of the poor there would stop with the road rage and drunken driving, and being stupid on iced shitty roads (which i know russia has some of the worst roads in the world), that % would probably drop quite a lot.

By the way, Russia is spending at three more money than US
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>>767662730
Hmm, three more for what?
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>>767661396
how old are you, libshit? seems like typical нaвaльнopeбeнoк, кoтopый пepeпyтaл caйт, тeбe нa мepзкий хapкaч, шкoляp, тyт пopoг вхoдa 18+, читaй пpaвилa
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Always wanted to date a Russian, my friend tells me it's not worth the hassle, is it true? Are they crazy?
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>>767662789
>>>767661396 (OP)
>how old are you, libshit? seems like typical нaвaльнopeбeнoк, кoтopый пepeпyтaл caйт, тeбe нa мepзкий хapкaч, шкoляp, тyт пopoг вхoдa 18+, читaй пpaвилa

Baтa, пиздyй в /po/paшy.
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>>767661396
When was the last time you drank samogon? If you say more than 3 minutes ago then I wont believe you.
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>>767662802
All hot chicks are crazy.
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>>767662870
шкoлoвыблядь зaлeтнaя, пиздyй oбpaтнo нa cвoй мepзкий oбoccaный пpoпитaнный хoхлoпaдaлью хapкaч, yeбa
зaeбaли лeзть cюдa yжe co cвoими пpoблeмaми и шкoльным нытьeм
чe тaм oпять, мaмкa нa нoвый гeйфoн нe дaлa или нa джинcики зa 30 тыщ, чтo ты ныть cюдa пpишлo, мaлoлeтнee гoвнo?
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>>767662648
Yet were (us) the ones arming fucking rebels aka terrorists and Russia is the bad guys? Give me a break. I'm willing to bet the CIA was involved with those chemical warfare weapon killings in Syria. So what Russia wants some oil in Syria. Deliberate, don't fight a fucking proxy war by arming jihadists. We made this mistake in Afghanistan
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>>767662892
>>>767661396 (OP)
>When was the last time you drank samogon? If you say more than 3 minutes ago then I wont believe you.

I don't like samogon.
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>>767661396
What's the weather like?
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>>767661396
Oп хyй
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>>767662965
That's a shit deflection from my samogon question. If you want me to address your bullshit then answer my question first.
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>>767661396
>He is author of this....?
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>>767662965
I'll do this anyway because you're stupid.

1. Nobody here is officially calling you the bad guys, but historically in that area you have a reason to protect pipelines.

2. CIA no, likely your secret forces Spetsnaz then blame it on the USA as you've done so many times in the past.
Get the fuck over yourselves.

3. We don't give a shit about Syria for the fuckers there, maybe it's Germans, they're the ones that to bring them all into Germany, that Merkel cunt.

4. Read what I wrote above about oil, there's no oil in Syria, pipelines though.

5. Jiadists can fuck off and deserve to die, on that I think we agree, any civilized nation does.

6. All nations make mistakes. But given what we know, the USA and Russia can't afford those kind of mistakes with each other.

7. FUCK OFF!
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Russia has one thing going for it, no niggers! Why the fuck you people don't use that boggles the mind.
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>>767662925

Yeah that's very true.
I guess it would be kinda hot in another language maybe.
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>>767664186
Hopefully not french, that french accent gets annoying very fast.
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>>767661396
Dating a Russian chick right now
Stuff is getting serious
Any things I should know before I get married?
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>>767664436
Make sure she's not mobbed up and wants to bring a ton of her family in, that's standard for them. Hate to say it but it is what it is.
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>>767664436
run

>>767664365
lmao
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>>767664523
I'm mobbed up myself, and her brother is too. Albeit her brother lost contact with the family.
Should I still be concerned?
Also, what do you mean by "bring a ton of her family in"?
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>>767662165
wow
I never knew
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>>767664848
If you're in the USA, a lot Russian chicks want to bring their family in and make you pay for that, then they become like parasites, gypsies but not gypsies. They'll marry you for that and then fuck you over for their mobster boyfriend.
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>>767664848
A lot of them are "operators" and will deal with others under false pretenses and will take advantage of any sucker that comes their way. That's a fact.
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>>767665060
Yeah
I heard a lot about that kinda stuff
I'm pretty sure it won't be like that since they are richer than us. And the parents have no desire to move to fucking Australia

But just to be safe, how do I confirm it isn't like that?
Also, should I be learning Russian?
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>>767665210
To be honest, I dunno since that's Australia and your laws are different than ours in the USA. I would suggest hiring a private detective to check her out.

Have you not even met the chick yet?
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>>767665210
The claim to be richer than you, how do you know that? KNOW that?
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>>767665319
I have numerous times
Although I should mention that I got 3 nationalities. Australian, Dutch and Chepni Turkish. I also have 3 passports for the correspondjng nationalities. So maybe they'll come to Holland?
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>>767665372
The dad's a software engineer, makes a pretty good living of what he does

My dad sold our house, and we have a lot of debt (~500k). So in no way are we richer than them. After my masters I am looking at around 150 Aud annually myself
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>>767665210

Good luck, The straya accent ruins it and they look at you like youre a retard, i gave up entirely.
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>>767665658
Don't have an Australian accent, brought up entirely in Holland. I'd say more American if anything

Also anon, tell me your story
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>>767661396
Are you gay
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>>767665625
>>767665503
I'm saying that it's impossible, I have an open invite to visit some friends in Russia just to hang out. No marriage or anything, they know I don't care about that, it's just about hanging out.

All I'm saying is that Russians are masters of deception and be careful.

Do you think this chick wants to deal with funnel web spiders in her shoes?
Russians don't even know what a spider is let alone a funnel web fucker.
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>>767665815
Part of my family is from Holland as well, through South Africa, then to USA. I'm telling you, just beware of Russians.
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>>767666011
***not impossible
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It would be funny seeing some hoity toit highly educated Russian chick dealing with one of our Brown Recluses in the USA or even a harmless tarantula.
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>>767666011
Holy shit I'm getting scared now
Are you the Russian OP?
What should I do to avoid the deception?
And how do I ensure that I won't be a just a one way ticket to the west?
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>>767666321
No I'm not, just a USA anon who likes asking Russians things since we've been so called "ememies" for so long, it's cool that we talk to each other.

I love long discussions with Russians.
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>>767666452
... that said it doesn't mean that I want to marry one.
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>>767666498
Why not?
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>>767666321
In the end m8, follow your heart. Just be careful at the same time, from a USA bro.
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>>767666708
Thanks anon
Good luck with your life
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>>767666631
No specific reason against Russians, I'd rather marry an American chick who's been through the same shit that I have.
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>>767666775
Good to hear anon
Thanks for the answers
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>>767666771
Look at it this way, if she hates niggers then she might be ok.
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>>767666890
Top kek
They don't have any niggers there
But she does refer to blacks as niggers, so that's a good thing
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>>767666978
Hell yeah!
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>>767666978
We refer to niggers as niggers as well here in the states. They are what they are.
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>>767666978
Tell her that you're a close personal friend of Chopper to see if she knows anything about Aussie history.
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>>767667418
Subhumans
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>>767667575
Kek
I didn't even know him until last year
But I'll ask for you mate
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>>767667637
Untermensch
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>>767667699
Check out the movie "Chopper" you Aussies have some great ones, it's weird that you folk defer to Hollywood which sucks dick and I and a lot of others look elsewhere for decent movies.
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>>767667869
I'll watch it right now
Have you seen Romper Stomper?
Kinda like the Australian version of American History X
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>>767667699
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0221073/
Chopper
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>>767668014
Yeah Romper Stomper is pretty harsh. It's a good one.
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It's kind of funny that an American and an Aussie took over this Russian thread, I think OP is ded.
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>>767668014
Check out Layer Cake
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>>767668176
Sorry mate
I initially came for OP too, but he never showed up
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>>767668219
I've seen it, very good movie
but
Pretty cringy to be honest
Been in the drug market for a while, and I can't see the movie relate to it
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>>767668270
What are you sorry for? OP got ded.
hahahhaha

Check out Bronson and you might not like this since it's from NZ, Once Were Warriors.
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>>767668408
It's just a movie.
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>>767668455
Holy fucking shit
That moustache made me cum like Hillary's tears during the elections
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>>767668600
hahahaha that bitch was so pathetic it's beyond description.
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>>767668600
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hhJg1finpyU
Billy Joel - Sometimes a Fantasy
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>>767668654
Her and her cronies and henchmen and supporters are still crying in fetal positions in closits because their annointed one lost. That bitch should be in jail.
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>>767668684
Fucking love Joel man
Great artist
Definitely needs more appreciation
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>>767668963
More than what? Tickets for him at Madison Square Garden go for thousands at the minimum.
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Are there areas you cannot go? Where are they?
Every heard of any russian secret ufos stuff?
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>>767668963
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h3JFEfdK_Ls
My Life - BJ
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>>767669702
hahaahhaha they have flying saucers and lizard people there and people that bend spoons.
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I know him
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>>767662648
You are retarded and everything is your fault
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Don't forget your x-ray specs when going there otherwise you might forget the hot Russian action.
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>>767670111
I'll give you this for every one of your trips.
BLAH BLAH BLAH

It's funny to us in the USA when nations thousands of years old blame the USA a nation not even 250 years old for all of their problems. It's a fucking joke to some of us. For all of your thousands of years you still suck and blame others. FUCK OFF!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_XgQhMPeEQ
Billy Joel - The Longest Time (Official Video)
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