Celeb Thread - />When you accidentally shaved your eyebrow and you gotta go to work tomorrow/ edition.
>>767659879
>>767659879
How did it happen in the first place?
>>767659982
Please no filming the TayTay, sir.
>>767659982
Being drunk mostly. It's not TOO bad, I don't feel like trying to cover it up, too lazy.
oh wait it's another herman thread...
Hell I feel like going out and buying a case of beer right now.
>>767659879
>When you accidentally cum all over your face and your roommate knocks on the door asking for her lotion
Any Paige? Lana Del Rey?
>>767660121
drink enough to die of alcohol poisoning herman
>>767660011
Hmm...
>>767660067
Don't drink and shave friend
>>767660127
just shave your eyebrow and worry about that later
>>767660121
Love her toes, fuckkk
>>767659975
moar maisie
>>767660121
Her legs are amazing....
>>767660121
>>767660067
>>767660127
Just say you were borrowing her lotion and that's why you have cu-, I mean "LOTION" all over your face.
Simple.
>>767660218
Get BLACKED for Tay Tay
>>767660239
>>767660279
>>767660279
she's the village bicycle
>>767660302
I don't wanna go to work tomorrow, think I can get out of it by committing suicide?
>>767660201
>>767660232
I don't know if I want to talk about that anymore.
>>767660388
Dubs checked
>>767660402
drink yourself until you pass out bbe
>>767659879
I'm done set the charges
>>767660350
>767660350
>>767660402
YES. DO IT.
>>767660456
nike - "just do it"
>>767660434
I usually do. :3
>>767660121
>>767660402
>>767660512
easiest way to end it is when ur intoxicated
>>767659943
>>767659975
Hardest kek in a while when I saw this
>>767659982
Doesn't she post stuff from when the post 18 yo period
>>767660702
doesn't matter to herman. he likes it when they're u18
>>767660702
What?
watching this movie right now :3
lesbian scene
>>767660762
Does the girl in your photographs not upload pictures of herself after she turned 18 or it's a personal choice to post underage pics still after she turned eighteen
>>767661142
I don't get your point.
>>767661142
>picture from 1 year ago
You realise she isn't underage in most of the world right?
>>767661135
which movie ?
>>767660447
What ever this means, it sounds fantastic
>>767661283
Jaysis. Just went from 6 to 12 in an instant.
>>767659879
>He is author of this....?
>>767661283
Post new shit jesus christ.
Stop trying to play coy. It doesn't make a good man out of someone to play stupid childish games when someone asks you a legit question
>>767660121
This bitch legit looks like a drain snake or a tool you'd use to clean out the gutters.
>>767661373
She's older in the black and white pic
And I don't post pics of her under my legal age
>>767661373
Centimeters?
>>767661401
I don't get his broken english. Insults won't get you far here
Edging, any feet to stroke to?
>>767661495
Foy
>>767661299
>most of the world
>this website has age restrictions
If a boy is underage in his picture and it is posted inappropriately on a website does it make it okay if his pic is a violation on the website but he's currently 29 right now?
>>767661465
If this chick was legal she'd STILL be boring as dried dog shit, with about the same sex appeal. Move on pedo.
>>767661531
>If a boy is underage in his picture and it is posted inappropriately on a website does it make it okay if his pic is a violation on the website but he's currently 29 right now?
You are allowed to post pics of underaged persons
>>767661465
What's difficult to understand?
>you post old pictures from last year when she was underage
>she is now 18+ yay post more kenzie I have an excuse to so you can't say shit niggaz
>but still posting the exact same photos from online when she was underage
Herp derp very simple concept. Post new shit dick head
Taken from her post-18 year old phase
>>767661582
As I said, insults are useless buddy. Keep on talking if that makes you happy. I don't mind
>>767661319
jennifers body ofc
>>767661596
nope. you can get b& for posting teenie boppers. my friend did once upon a time
>>767661582
>dried dog shit
>boring
well well well look who just knows everything
>>767661636
She isn't 18. And why do you care about your legal age so much? Do I sexualize her? I don't think so
>>767661704
she's a plain jane anon
>>767661681
That's sexualized content you dingus
>>767661731
you don't have to but she gets sexualized regardless of how you post her on /b/ in a fap thread
I'm back lads! How is everyone? :3
>>767661789
I am sure kstew has a crush on her daughter
>>767661789
And yet we just came from a thread where "anonymous" was making lewd comments over pictures of kenzie because guess what it's a fucking thread for masturbation purposes
You don't like lewd? Go to a blue board faggot
>>767661809
Not a fap thread and not responsible for the behavior of others.
>>767661845
I mean how can you not? She is gorgeous
>>767661900
>not a fap thread
>porn board = /b/
Pick one
>>767661875
>You don't like lewd? Go to a blue board faggot
When did I say that? Stop putting words in my mouth I never said. That's almost autistic, and no I don't try to insult you. It's just how it seems
>>767661844
Edging and am about to cum to Tay
>>767661957
Every time Kenzie is posting you say she is not for lewding.
Yeah, that's when you say it. Also you just said it here >>767661900 you dumb cunt
Post whore tier celebs plz
>>767661757
who isn't?
Time to stop arguing with a pedofag spammer
>>767662048
Got any turbo-thicc kelly?
This is a thread of friendship and love. No fighting.
>>767661972
It's not as much fun when I know you're already about to cum. :\
>>767662048
Me on the right.
>>767662019
You really don't know me, do you?
That's the difference. I don't shit talk people I don't know. Live and let live
>>767662059
Sasha Grey is pretty fucking stunning if you ask me
>>767662101
>This is a thread of friendship and love. No fighting.
This
Lets all just be frens
>>767662130
yeah? you ever put your dink in her stink?
>>767662176
You ever put your dick in Katy Perry, Taylor Swift, Selena Gomez or Miley Cyrus sink???
>>767662162
This Anon gets it. Be like this guy.
Hailee’s song “Love Myself” is 100% about her finger fucking herself and I find that infinitely hot
>>767662227
same shit
road to nowhere
>>767662101
Sorry Tay you are just too fucking hhhnnggg sexy
>>767662227
i don't have any videos of anyone putting their dicks in sinks..
>>767662162
3/10 threads manage this
>>767662321
aha humor. well let's move on
>>767662240
>>767662323
These threads at their best are the comfiest place on 4chan tbh
World just needs more hugs
>>767662240
Oh shit. I am gonna. Ohhh shit
>>767662361
touch me..sensually
>>767662373
I have to disagree the comfiest threads on 4chan are the literal "comfy threads" those are fucking amazing
>>767660302
damn she is so lucky :/
>>767662373
Ryry hugs would help...
>>767662451
Don't you mean he's so lucky or are you a girl interested in the dude
>>767661972
she´s fat
figth me
so fucking tired my head is gonna explode
>>767662435
Fucckkk
>Grit my teeth as I plaster my roommate's ipad with streaks of cum
Holyshit!
This nugget serious?
>>767662472
All hugz are good hugz
>>767662532
I'll fifth you, mate
>>767662554
lay down then
>>767662451
I mean she is so lucky for being gorgeous
>>767662561
>>767662266
I have had intense Haiz feels all day
>>767662566
Who are you talking to?
>>767662584
But I want to hold Ryry like this...
>>767662566
>>767662618
Nah, I can't.... not until my job is totally done
>>767662266
Gonna have to listen to it now
>>767662635
Still hard as fuck
>>767662547
actually hot in a jack from mass effect kind of way
>>767662638
You're only torturing yourself, you can't do anything until you get home.
>>767662639
That nugget. Who are you talking to?
>>767662659
Gimma somma dat! :3
Cheryl is my girl TBH, but Betty is my backup.
>>767662670
just go hide somewhere and lay down dude. you don't have a secret spot at work where you can pass out for an hour? that's day one shit
>>767662656
That does look nice anon
>>767662788
But instead I'd hold her on her butt. For reasons..
Stop transferring your energy into bad things. Take it and use it for good things instead.
>>767662782
Classic mistake, you gotta look for your nap spot on the first few days, you can chalk up the snooping to being curious, now that he's already years into his job it's going to look awkward for him to be looking for a spot to nap now.
He fucked up.
>>767662683
Yeah give it a listen and tell me it’s about anything besides masturbation
>>767662719
Well guess who just got home my friend!
>>767662766
Love aryas body
>>767662842
Naturally
>>767662928
I have a celestial voice in my head when ever I hear 'naturally'
It's an instinct
>>767662990
typical american
>>767662882
>Pictures in my mind on replay
>I’m gonna touch the pain away
>I know how to scream my own name
>Scream my name
>I’m gonna put my body first
>And love me so hard ’til it hurts
>I know how to scream out the words
>Scream the words
W E W
E
W
>>767663081
>jealous of us
topkek
>>767662990
WHAT THE?!
>>767662998
You mean you think of Ryan and then you think of nature and then you think of things that happen in nature and you begin to feel compelled to do those things with Ryan?
>>767659879
>>767663125
Yes that's exactly what I think of
>>767659879
oh god
>>767659879
shit
>>767662998
>>767663198
Can't think of anything more natural than wanting to grab some Ry butt tbh
>>767663256
'grab'
>>767663106
SEE WHAT I MEAN! This is proof that Haiz goes knuckles deep in her tight pussy on the reg and I fucking love her for it. That webm is god damn amazing too.
I will get involved inside of these conversations soon, but I have to sit back for a few minutes.
>>767663408
Damn that's a nice thought
And yeah she's already a babe. But when she's on stage she's on another level.
