Tell me things the kids of today wouldnt believe
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Tell me things the kids of today wouldnt believe
>>767654929
I straight up play with my gf doo doo 2 nut
>>767654929
The earth is round.
>>767654929
Baggy jeans use to be popular as fuck 25 years ago! Still wear JNCO's.
>>767654929
Back in the day, when a woman asked if her clothes made her ass look fat, you were expected to say no.
>>767654929
People use to say you're the Bomb
>>767655150
You again??
>>767654929
you used to have to leave the house if you wanted to read or watch or play something new
>>767656304
This. Kek. & belt chains.
>>767654929
phones used to have buttons on them. like a calculator that made phone calls
>>767654929
Hitler did nothing wrong
>There is only 2 genders.
>If you're offended by something that doesn't mean anything to anyone else.
>porn used to be something you hid under your mattress in magazine form.
>>767654929
Once upon a time kids, if you were offended by something someone said, you just took it like a man & got on with your life. Everyone used to be entitled to their opinion, whether you liked it or not. Crazy huh?
>>767657022
best post
>>767657099
Yep kek this. Once upon a time you had to rummage in park bushes for porn.
>>767656838
>phones used to have buttons on them
Nigger, what?
>>767654929
That you don't have to give a fuck about the opinions of others. Especially those belonging to the ignorant and easily offended. Those being most everybody these days.
>>767654929
That so many libtard burgers wanted a literal criminal witch to be president of the US, cheesus christ.
>>767657227
Honest question...
How many of you 'tards actually don't know how to work one of these?
>>767657227
>>767654929
The US used to be culturally influential
>>767657268
>a literal criminal witch to be president
...as compared to????
>>767657276
Born in '92, and every landline phone has has some kind of keypad with individual numbers for 0-9.
>>767654929
You used to have to go to channel 3 to play vidya games
>>767657268
We have a weird iq split here in the us, half of our population is dumb as rocks, half have a brain and voted Trump.
You used to have to come home at a certain time to watch a TV program, because it was only broadcast once.
>>767657576
Simpsons at 6pm on weeknights amirite?
>>767657667
he gets it
>>767657276
From '83, we had this for a short wile before being replaced with numpad
>>767657268
To be fair an awful lot of Clinton votes were cast by illegal aliens, that may go some way to explaining it.
>>767657319
Still is. But it's shit culture. Always was but way worse now
>>767658113
You keep changing presidents from either of the two parties yet everything stays the same and the same people get fucker over and over again. Makes you wonder don't it
>>767657319
This, there's been an awful lot of non-white trash enter the country since the 50's, is an example of the failures of multiculturalism.
>>767658664
But the us was multi cultured from day one?
>>767658657
A lot of that is left wing propaganda pushed by fake news outlets like CNN, in reality he has more than doubled the economic growth rate here, reduced illegal immigration by about 80 per cent, withdrawn us from the insane Paris Climate accord, helped add trillions to U.S. stock market values, created nearly two million new jobs, led the rout of ISIL, and gained full Chinese adherence to the unacceptability of North Korean nuclear military capability. He has passed the greatest tax cuts and reforms since Reagan, if not Lyndon Johnson, and may throw out the most unpopular feature of Obamacare, the coercive mandate, with it.
I shall be voting for him again in 2020.
>>767658782
You don't understand my point and whether or not those are real victories they are not gonna change the big picture. Also I didn't say one side is better than the other but it's no surprise you start of in the defensive position
>>767654929
As a kid you went outside to play until it got too dark to see and your mom didn't care.
Niggers used to be nice.
We had a game where you threw heavy pointed darts into a ring on the ground, or at your little brother.
>>767658782
Mic drop
>>767654929
underage fags like you got b&
People didn't get offended about every little thing and not everyone was a victim.
>>767659236
I'm 34
The Simpsons used to be funny.
>>767658781
No, racial and ethnic demographics of the United States were hugely white biased as recently as 1950, something like 90% white, the multicultural shithole it has become is a recent thing.
>>767659343
Does white equal unified culture? What were the 10% and how many % does it take to be multicultural?
>>767654929
>back then
>any big city subway station
>locate newspaper stand
>ask vendor for childporn magazines
>here you go sir
>mfw
>>767654929
porn use to be hard to get.
>>767659590
Elaborate.
>>767659560
I'd say about 8% = multicultural.
Anything more than that is an invasion of a culture.
>>767660535
They called it the 70s. An era of sexual freedom destroyed by censorship and fearmongering. Also the music was kinda annoying.
>>767654929
Phone numbers only had seven digits back in the day
>>767661387
nice feet
>>767654929
the US government puts non citizens before its own tax paying citizens AND no one has overthrown the traitors
>>767661387
That’s certainly going to overflow.
What a waste of hooch.
>>767654929
read comics?
you better like superhero movies
>>767662052
relax. Its one of those trick pouring cups sold at magic shops
>>767658782
>>767659150
Too bad what he said isn’t backed up with facts and what he said isn’t the real world but you know just keep jerking yourselves off.
>>767654929
I once walked a mile to read the lyrics of a popular song.
>>767654929
I don't think kids today know about physical encyclopedia books
There gender
>>767662158
>If's it's not on CNN I don't believe it
lol
>>767661227
Your numbers don't add up
>>767657368
>>767657368
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>>767658782
Everybody talks about Trump 2020.
He won't run.
A 73 year old won't go back for more of the most unpleasant time he's ever had.
>>767654929
Teachers didn't have sex with their students back in the day
>>767654929
We used to drive around without seatbelts, kids sitting in the front. The dashboard was hard.
>>767659086
>and your mom didn't care
Boooooooooooooy, your ass better be in that door, not outside it , not half way in, but ALL THE WAY IN with the screen door and the main door closed and locked, before the night lamps come on otherwise your getting a ass whoopin
>>767662911
>t. increasingly nervous
>>767661354
I moved from rural America to the city and i had to type the area code to call my neighboor
>>767654929
When we bought a bottle of soda, it came in a glass bottle with a screw lid, and there was no way to know if anybody had opened it since it left the factory.
>>767663046
Aaaaand it took 41 seconds.
41 seconds before a trumptard stopped talking about the TOPIC and started mocking me for my EMOTIONS, which are of zero importance to anybody else.
>>767662275
Stealing the medical sex books and hidding out in the back of the library fapping to the diagram and the odd real pic of a tit and vulva
>>767662972
They did just the students werent fucking tattle tales or moralfags and reported the teacher
roll
>>767654929
When we bought a drone from Amazon, it was delivered by a centurion in a chariot.
Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion
>>767663238
>Enjoying triggering snowflakes on /b/ makes him a Trump supporter
lol
you will be worse off than your parents were
earth is flat
>>767657576
Goddamn this hard.
got a quarter? I need to make a call
/b/ used to be good
Dog shit was sometimes white
>>767663856
/b/ was never good
>>767663858
Wtf are you on about
>>767657951
Straight up thought that was a dragon dildo
People didn't give a fuck about your feelings
>>767663940
Only when it dried out
>>767663682
If not, he's doing a damn good impression.
It used to be my JOB to take the trash out to the back yard and burn it.
In a suburb in the midwest.
>>767663858
You didn't have to pick up dog shit.
Your dog shit in somebody's yard, too bad.
It'll make the grass grow better.
If someone said something bad to you, you could reply "sticks and stones may break my bones; but words can never harm me."
>>767664035
Impossible to say, lots of people here hold normal political views, they just come here to troll the shit out of crazy liberal retards.
>>767664149
Or
"I'm rubber you're glue,
whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to you"
>>767664149
No you would punch them, then go to the nurses office, while the principle decided what to do with you both. You normally became friends after that though.
>>767654929
I was 17 before I saw an aerial photo of my neighbourhood.
>>767654929
You had to go to a store and buy physical music
You used to be afraid of your parents if you did something wrong
>>767663239
and don't forget National Geographic magazines
>>767664337
I was 24
>>767659250
Y'all forgot about soccer moms.
>>767664439
Im not a nigger fucker
gtfo you're underage
>>767662275
I don't think kids today will ever know about the encyclopedia disc sets.
>>767664469
Soccer moms, and kids playing soccer in general, didn't become a thing until the late 80's
>>767664548
Encyclo-what?
>>767664207
Guilty :^) Triggering these fucktards is perfect for a bit of light entertainment during lunch
>>767655888
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>>767663799
That this many gets would ever be possible.
>>767657213
>you had to rummage in park bushes for porn.
lol so true
>>767664572
Bullshit. Kids were playing soccer in 1981. And before that, everyone looked at you funny for listening to punk rock because it was extra satanic.
>>767664674
Still not as many gets as were got on the day of the Gettening
>>767664572
We were playing soccer 100 years ago.
But then, we're British.
>>767664722
I am greatly disappointed by that never having had a chance of making it into a Pokemon game.
I didn't have any friends more than 5 miles away, unless they moved.
>>767654929
We use to write letters, put them in an envelope walk to the post office because you never had stamps at home. The letter would then be physically transported to whom it was addressed to. Then you were left to wait for the answer for days.
>>767664907
Yeah, you don't count.
>>767657667
>>767657915
The solid hour of golden age Simpsons, 6 days a week. What a time to be alive.
There used to be only one flavor of coffee. Coffee flavor.
>>767665017
And having a Pen Pal was really cool
Winning a game mattered
depicting child pornography used to be legal but you could not show pubic hair
you used to be able to make jokes on others behalf and people thought you were funny and you did not end up in thought prison
>>767662972
Yes they did. In 1990 an italian stagiaire wanted to fuck but I was dead drunk and another landwhale teacher told me openly she wanted to fuck but then I said no thanks because 2/10 and no.
We used to have to get out of the lake at three o'clock in the morning, clean the lake, eat a handful of hot gravel, go to work at the mill every day for tuppence a month, come home, and Dad would beat us around the head and neck with a broken bottle, if we were LUCKY!
>>767663140
not true. there a seal that you crack when you turn open the aluminium lid
Memes didn't exist back in the day and you had to spell everything out instead of OMG LOL
kids today wouldn't believe that acting like a liberal makes you look like an idiot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygNnyHZ12cs
you used to be able to go onto airplanes and say goodby then get off.
>>767664439
>>767663239
And the mail order catalogues. All those hairy pussies barely contained by those pants as they didnt have photoshop back then
>>767665410
There wasn't several years back, also the bottles were on deposit and the "pop man" would collect to return to the depot for refilling
>>767665101
Having a pen pal that was in jail, was even cooler.
>>767654929
parents would physically beat the shit out of their kids with their hands or objects and kids could eat peanuts and drink cows milk
>>767665412
There were meme's in the 80's and 90's you just had to be on the right BBS, with the right people.
There were alot of early memes in muds
>>767654929
Google didnt exist
you could bring toy guns to school and you and your friends played cowboys and Indians and the Indians always died
>>767665789
We had ASK JEEVES
>>767665574
Jesus that's old. And look that i'm old.
Pictures had to be taken somewhere, given to a stranger to develop, then you'd get back the finished pictures and negatives.
Unless you knew how to do this yourself, or had a Polaroid, you never had nude pics
You're The Man Now, Dog.
To pirate a song you used to have to wait all day for the radio station to play it, with a blank cassette in the player and your finger ready on the record button.
Either that or phone the radio station to request it
You would only see whites in elementary,middle and high school. You didnt see niggers till you went off to college and they were working sanitation jobs.
radio used to be just AM
Look back in time that can lid was coming out completely. It littered the ground everywhere. They said that this aluminium ring would last centuries but today some 35 years later I never seen a single one anymore.
>>767654929
I remember playing with realistic cap guns and never got shot by a cop
In my day you couldnt text people, you had to call them up if you wanted to meet up - and if they didnt turn up, you were screwed!
Also "touchscreen" only happened with a stylus on a palm pilot with a dim green screen.
>>767665414
mfw my college campus is like that
>>767664259
This
My best friend in high school. We got in a fist fight the first time we met.
You could get a STD (VD) and be cured. Now you die.
I learned to write code by punching little holes in one of these things.
>>767666238
>MOM whats jennies number
>6
>6? there are that many people with telegraphs? i cant wait to see what happens next
>>767666184
also the first soda plastic bottles had a black support glued to the bottom as they were injected (inflated) round end. I NEVER come across any of them. They were also supposed to last centuries in the nature...
you used to have to open pop with a can-opener which was called a church key it was used for beer cans that where made from tin
>Michael Palin>Terry Gilliam>Graham Chapman> Eric Idol >Terry Jones >>>>>>John Cleese.
>>767666575
>beer cans that where made from tin
this was in the 60's
You sir are from the past
>>767654929
Had to explain to my neice how and why in 1996 not everyone could take her pictures of anything they wanted whenever they wanted.
the first phones were called party lines as 6 to 8 family shared 1 line but you had different ring sequence to let you know who was being called
>>767654929
>Tell me things the kids of today wouldnt believe
>there was nothing to google when i was younger
>>767656304
Fucking loved them fucks, and ufo pants
You used to talk to people, wait in line, or read a magazine instead of look at your phone or be socially awkward. Making small talk was so easy and seemed like a natural part of life.
you could bring a gun to school for show and tell
>>767666806
remember how the most revolutionary thing about google, and the reason it became so successful, is that it was the only search engine that actually showed you what you were looking for and not just a bunch of ads and porn?
>>767657576
This sucked so fucking hard. Also
Deciding which tape to write over because you only had a few vhs tapes that were never labled.
Back in time the truth was something very important.
People and journalists respected the truth much more than today as the sources of information were very limited.
Someone caught lying was actually ashamed.
>>767666940
Yeah, but it wasn't even really good at that in the beginning.
Sometimes you'd sit on the couch all day and watch episodes of shows you'd seen a thousand times before because there was nothing better to do.
>>767663140
You must be young. When I was a kid all soda came in bottles with a crimped on cap that you could only remove with a bottle opener, aka Church key, and absolutely nothing came in an aluminium can.
>>767667068
the web was empty too...
once upon a time....
>there was no internet
>people used to play outside
>you didn't have to worry about being politically correct
>>767663447
I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain.
Time to die....
if a girl got pregnant the family was ashamed she had to go to an aunts house to have the baby which sometimes later was called her younger brother or sister
>>767657555
Well trips dictate it to be true so it must be.
Gas stations used to have attendants who would pump your gas for you, clean your windshield and even change your oil.
>>767666955
And that's if someone wasn't recording something else.
Christ is God
>>767657319
nice vintage meme you got there
>>767667469
Lol I moved to Brazil and we have that.
We also have that student that pack your groceries at the supermarket.
And plastic bags are totally allowed.
>>767666636
Kys
>>767667530
who had recorders i had 2 channels and all black and white that is if you could get the rabbit ears in the right place
>>767667469
>Gas stations used to have attendants who would pump your gas for you
I think this is still the law in New Jersey.
>>767667530
No! Fuck! It ate the tape again!
>>767657319
That is Tiffany Grant in the forefront of this gif
>>767667629
ohh for the real young. rabbit ears are antennas and i don't mean the ones for cellphones or cars
>>767666636
Is that a dead parrot?
>>767667666
It is, you will be fined if you do your own gas.
>>767654929
I love you OP
>>767657213
For me it was under the overpasses.
>find game you wana play
>512mb
>HOLY SHIT
>thats 4 times as large as my drive
>DAD CAN WE GET A NEW DRIVE
>lol they dont exist that big
>fine
>find other game
>122mb
>shit
>have to decide what i want, game files or music files.
>delete game
>start download
>MOM PICKS UP THE PHONE
>ANON WHY IS IT MAKING THIS SOUND I CANT CALL ANYMORE
>ok mom try now
>shes done 1 hour later
>yiss download game
>PHONE RINGS, ITS AUNT GLADYUS
>3 HOURS LATER
>download game
>game gets to 90%
>MOM PICKS UP PHONE
>ANON I THINK ITS BROKEN AGAIN I CANT MAKE A CALL
>give up on game
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>>767664674
all four of my posts were gets
>>767667842
So what's to stop some asshole attendant from pissing in your gas tank? Oh right, New Jersey. Probably happens all the time.
>>767667933
at one time playboy was hot then came penthouse but the best one to find was OUI
In the 80's the city of Detroit gave Saddam Hussein the "Key to the city" in recognition of how great he was
>>767668044
>>ANON WHY IS IT MAKING THIS SOUND I CANT CALL ANYMORE
this, i loved that sound
>>767654929
You actually had to call their house phone instead of their cell if you wanted to hang out or physically walk to their house just to walk all the way back when they said they couldn't
>>767654929
/b/ was actually good at one point in time.
>>767654929
you could go all the way to the gate in an airport with your loved one without a ticket or being searched.
We would leave the house as kids, without phones and come home at dusk for dinner. Parents didn't hover over us.
We had real looking toy guns.
Porn was found treasure in the woods in a fort made from old lumber and dead trees.
We didn't care about feels. No one cried when they were offended.
We actually loved our country and that was taught in school.
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>>767668243
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gsNaR6FRuO0
>>767668044
1000 times this! My first harddrive was only 40mb. Filled it up drawing shit in Paint.
>>767657213
dumpster behind the liquor store was always a reliable spot
>>767667613
You first.
>>767667788
Yes bruce.
>>767654929
Being called edgy was once a compliment, and being called gay was an insult
>>767666061
Too real
>>767668423
don't forget the phosphors green screen
>>767663017
i just had flashbacks
In the 80's the CIA trained Osama Bin Laden and his Mujahideen to fight the Russians in Afghanistan.
Then the US walked away.
>before caller id
>call crush
>Hello?
>...
>...
>Hello?
>hang up
>SHIT RUINED IT
>call 5 minutes later after you had grown some more balls and talked your self in to it
>call crush again
>Hello?
>HELLO????
>slam
>god damnit anon what are you doing.
>with caller id
>call crush
>Hello?
>...
>...
>hangup
>GOD DAMMIT
>call 5 minutes later
>call crush again
>Hello?
>HELLO?
>Look if you call again im going to call the cops.
>hangup
cars mad in Japan and any other Asian country where ran off the road and called rice burners
>>767668642
Or you'd get their Father.
>>767668609
And then we killed them and osama, and then hussein and then taliban and then isis :)
>>767668704
how mature
>>767668784
no just fact along with WOP DAGO and WETBACK
>>767668609
Wasn't Osama part of a wealthy militant faction that had aid from the US to fight Russia. Until the US betrayed him or walked away. And left him in an even worse war torn middle east?
When America used to go to war, we'd go in, get the job done, and get out.
>inb4 Vietnam. Police action. Doesnt count.
>>767654929
Ho boy, prepare to have your mind blown like it hasn't ever been blown
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQ5nR2QDuuM
>>767669236
>we'd go in, get the job done, and get out.
Look at syria, we went in ,bombd the chemical factories, and left.
Didnt ask the UN, didnt ask Russia, we just went in and did it
Trump is getting shit done.
We are the Global Police Force, we answer to noone
>>767669339
So much for America First.
>>767669143
Yep. But we aren't supposed to remember that far back, or learn anything from that which could improve current military operations
>>767654929
The moon landing
>>767669236
>>767669339
Didn't the U.S get royally fucked tho when they went into the middle east to search for weapons of mass destruction. And didn't they retreat rather than leave due to massive body count of U.S soldiers.
I had to wait till I was 12 to get my first 'outside the home' job. I needed a note from my parents and a note from my school.
I got the job, forget how much I was paid, but I sacked grocery's for 4 hours a day after school.
Bought a rockin stingray bike and a 20 gauge single shot shotgun.
All my own.
Dial tones
>>767669411
America is first.
We took care of terrorist so we can rape their land of natural resources. If they were carpet bombing chemical components on the guys that pump our oil, that is a huge detriment for the usa
>>767669722
We still have ground troops in every country we have aided since the first gulf war
To listen to your favorite song, you had to wait for it to come on the radio, spend 20 minutes downloading it on Napster or go to a record store and spend a bunch of money.
When I was a kid, we used to think that the U.S. was a pretty cool place.
>>767669893
>spend 20 minutes
Bruh, not every one 56k AOL when napster came out.
That shit took hours and it was usually a fake that was a video of a gay having sex with a horse.That fucker was everywehre, he got me at least 50 times over the course of napster being popular before dsl came out
>>767669728
That's the most American thing said in this thread.
Teachers could spank kids that misbehaved. In class.
I witnessed bare bottom spankings in school at least a half dozen times.
>>767669857
>We still have ground troops in every country we have aided since the first gulf war
How many countries has the U.S aided and not totally fucked it up further by shooting first/bombing and asking later.
>>767670186
>I witnessed bare bottom spankings in school at least a half dozen times.
You didn't spank yourself to them getting spanked?
>>767670215
England, France, Belgium, Philippines...
>>767670326
In 4th grade (9yr old) spankings were something to avoid. Not erotic at all.
And they hurt. Bad.
>>767668423
>Having a hard drive
Amigafag here
>>767654929
https://youtu.be/zUGrTmne6KM
Freddie Kruger use to molest me
>>767654929
We used to download 200 dpi scans of truck stop skin magazines at 2400 baud and we loved it.
>>767670565
Amiga was awesome.
Friend had one. Remember disk copying program that sang "Yo Ho,a pirating we go" while it worked.
