Please buy iodine...
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Please buy iodine...
>>767654788
Is that how I achieve peak red?
>when libtards pretend they're welcome here
>>767654788
But isn't it true that 90%+ Americans have an iodine deficiency because of iodized salt becoming less common, combined with the fluoridation of water and bromination of flour? Since all three elements are halides, bromine and fluorine kick the iodine out of your body, even though iodine is the one your body needs.
>>767654971
Wait is this actually true? Should I be taking iodine?
>>767654874
Now you listen to me you little worm, there's a goddamn war for your mind.
Buy some caveman bone broth so I can continue fighting these intergalactic baby snatchers.
>>767655396
>the libtard reddit spaces
What a surprise.
>>767654971
the fucking retardation.... wtf? crack a book yo
>>767655396
Read this in Alex Jones voice. You could replace him.
>>767655783
>t. brainlet
So you're telling me you know nothing about chemistry? Have you ever looked on your container of salt where it says "this product does not contain iodine, AN ESSENTIAL NUTRIENT?" Please disprove to me the fact that a supermajority of Americans have iodine deficiencies. I'll wait.
>>767655263
iodine is required for synthesizing thyroid hormones.
the number 1 most prescribed drug is synthroid, which is for people who don't make enough thyroid hormone.
the three main sources of dietary iodine are going to be fish, milk, and iodized salt.
average americans are also generally deficient in vitamin D and magnesium.
>>767655612
OK *long sigh*
We got a sale on super male vitality, that's 50% off
Same with female super vitality.
Umm *grunts softly*
We have a limited supply of the real red pill, filled to the top, to the absolute brim.
Folks, *breathes in deep through the nose*
Soros is trying to shut us down, he's literally a nazi vampire pedophile.
We need you to please buy something.
>>767656164
>the other kids on reddit told me capitalism is wrong and the entertainer alex jones is bad because he preys on mentally ill people like my dad
>>767656370
>tfw you're finally breaking the conditioning
But really, your body needs iodine. You're doing the right thing, M8.
>>767656370
Sir you're a true patriot
*Inhales deeply*
*Exhales for 13 seconds*
>>767656599
or just, ya know, take a fucking multivitamin with potassium iodide. literally pennies a day and you'll get other vitamins you may be deficient in for free.
>>767656370
Lol holy fucking shit
>>767656678
>literally
>writes like a nigger
Hey, Reddit.
>>767656678
>believing the multivitamin jew
It's almost like you trust them not to grow your man boobs and shrink your circumcised penis.
>>767656781
>meme arrows in 2017
>>767656876
>the meme arrows meme
>ever
Spotted the post 2010 refugee.
>>767656678
*Grunts*
*Ruffles four sheets of paper for 3 seconds*
*Bumps into the mic*
Listen you piece of slime
*Breathes in deep*
*Coughs*
THE 5g Cell towers are going up, they're frying our brains.
They're disguising the 5g towers.
Fake TReeS FAKE cactus's, giving us brain tumors.
*Laughs manically*
*Cries*
*Pounds the desk*
>>767654971
This is unironically true. The sense of mental clarity I had upon first taking iodine was literally spectacular and unbelievable.
>>767654788
Already have, Already take it. Already feel the benefits. Keep fagging away reddit, enjoy your daily soy intake, queer.
>>767657295
*Knocks mic off desk*
*Slowly stands up*
Come to the studio, you puddle of puke.
>>767656370
>5-9-18
Cool. A moron from the future.
>>767657574
>t. soy addict
some1 should invent soylent without the tit juice in it. then you don't have to eat food but your dinker doesn't shrink up to the size of a peppercorn
>>767654971
Sure, that's why I see goiters all over the place.
>>767658282
>t. soyshill
>>767658300
deficiency vs optimal functioning. you can survive with very low levels of vitamins. or you can function optimally with proper levels of them.
you can survive eating fast food every day, or you can eat a balanced diet.
>>767658282
*Takes a deep breath*
Buddy, I'm not saying I'm a tough guy but if you barge into our studio I'll have to put you down!
YOU UNDERSTAND ME BOY?!?
>>767658697
*Ruffles papers*
Thank you sir, thanks for calling.
>>767659056
Who is this literal FAGGOT attempting to gatekeep the benefits of iodine supplementation? Have you ever even tried it? It makes you feel unironically amazing.
>>767657955
Are you dyslexic?
Wait so iodine pills are the true red pills?
>>767654788
GMO IS EVIL AND WILL ROT YOUR SOUL, RAPE YOUR WIFE, AND MAKE ALL YOUR FROGS GAY!
And to relieve your ever present masculinity issues and rapid descent into madness, this vitamin blend made from ground up caribou carcass mixed with the highest grade corn syrup imaginable will surely do the trick. Granted, the corn syrup is GMO, I gotta be upfront with you, but it's the good GMO, not the evil one that the cannibalistic devil worshiping globalists are trying to shove down our throats. It's grade-A GMO from the best laboratories in the Midwest.
>>767659514
*Comes back from break and starts talking over the music*
Listen here you little spineless weasel
*Coughs*
*Bumps into mic*
I'm not gatekeeping, I'm trying to save you.
*Grunts softly*
There's black sites where aliens are injecting baby ducks with zebra semen, do you have any idea what that means you piece of cattle afterbirth?
*Ruffles papers for 8 seconds*
*Laughs*
Soros is literally giving the globalist interspecies technology to advance the liberal agenda.
*Slams fist on desk*
And if you're OK with that then your on our list
YOU UNDERSTAND ME BOY?!?
>>767654874
>4chan is a right-wing website
i guess that would explain all the depraved trap and loli threads
>>767656296
I know you're being sarcastic, but Alex Jones is profiting off of easily manipulated people. His whole show is an act.
>>767660040
Literally they are the cure for "clouded thoughts" or "brain fog," whatever you want to call it. Iodine is the real deal.
>>767660515
Please stop using the word "literally"
