But isn't it true that 90%+ Americans have an iodine deficiency because of iodized salt becoming less common, combined with the fluoridation of water and bromination of flour? Since all three elements are halides, bromine and fluorine kick the iodine out of your body, even though iodine is the one your body needs.
Now you listen to me you little worm, there's a goddamn war for your mind.
Buy some caveman bone broth so I can continue fighting these intergalactic baby snatchers.
So you're telling me you know nothing about chemistry? Have you ever looked on your container of salt where it says "this product does not contain iodine, AN ESSENTIAL NUTRIENT?" Please disprove to me the fact that a supermajority of Americans have iodine deficiencies. I'll wait.
iodine is required for synthesizing thyroid hormones.
the number 1 most prescribed drug is synthroid, which is for people who don't make enough thyroid hormone.
the three main sources of dietary iodine are going to be fish, milk, and iodized salt.
average americans are also generally deficient in vitamin D and magnesium.
OK *long sigh*
We got a sale on super male vitality, that's 50% off
Same with female super vitality.
Umm *grunts softly*
We have a limited supply of the real red pill, filled to the top, to the absolute brim.
Folks, *breathes in deep through the nose*
Soros is trying to shut us down, he's literally a nazi vampire pedophile.
We need you to please buy something.
>tfw you're finally breaking the conditioning
But really, your body needs iodine. You're doing the right thing, M8.
Sir you're a true patriot
*Exhales for 13 seconds*
*Ruffles four sheets of paper for 3 seconds*
*Bumps into the mic*
Listen you piece of slime
*Breathes in deep*
THE 5g Cell towers are going up, they're frying our brains.
They're disguising the 5g towers.
Fake TReeS FAKE cactus's, giving us brain tumors.
*Pounds the desk*
Already have, Already take it. Already feel the benefits. Keep fagging away reddit, enjoy your daily soy intake, queer.
*Knocks mic off desk*
*Slowly stands up*
Come to the studio, you puddle of puke.
Sure, that's why I see goiters all over the place.
deficiency vs optimal functioning. you can survive with very low levels of vitamins. or you can function optimally with proper levels of them.
you can survive eating fast food every day, or you can eat a balanced diet.
Thank you sir, thanks for calling.
GMO IS EVIL AND WILL ROT YOUR SOUL, RAPE YOUR WIFE, AND MAKE ALL YOUR FROGS GAY!
And to relieve your ever present masculinity issues and rapid descent into madness, this vitamin blend made from ground up caribou carcass mixed with the highest grade corn syrup imaginable will surely do the trick. Granted, the corn syrup is GMO, I gotta be upfront with you, but it's the good GMO, not the evil one that the cannibalistic devil worshiping globalists are trying to shove down our throats. It's grade-A GMO from the best laboratories in the Midwest.
*Comes back from break and starts talking over the music*
Listen here you little spineless weasel
*Bumps into mic*
I'm not gatekeeping, I'm trying to save you.
There's black sites where aliens are injecting baby ducks with zebra semen, do you have any idea what that means you piece of cattle afterbirth?
*Ruffles papers for 8 seconds*
Soros is literally giving the globalist interspecies technology to advance the liberal agenda.
*Slams fist on desk*
And if you're OK with that then your on our list
YOU UNDERSTAND ME BOY?!?
>4chan is a right-wing website
i guess that would explain all the depraved trap and loli threads