Would it be smart to let my sister catch me jerking off, maybe it would make her horny or something
Only if she's jealous would this even work at all. It's a trigger in our subconscious.
You should livestream with us so she thinks you're doing it to someone else, pretend we're a girl you're live streaming for.
It's a 50/50 chance. Worst case scenario, she thinks you're just jerking off. Best case scenario, she asks what you're doing and trusts you enough to show more.
Do it. she'll never forget it. It might not work now, but eventually she will come crawling to you wanting more...and she'll probably tell her friends that will want it also.
What kind of fantasy world of porn do you live in that brothers/sisters think anything other than "disgusting creep" about their sibling?
A normal sister would laugh at you then run to tell your parents you are jerking off to people on the internet
>she would be catching him
>he isn't running at her with a massive hardon
>a normal sister wouldn't say anything to her parents and just pretend like it never happened
>or want you
if you're not normal and on /b/ asking this, theres a good chance it's because your parents raised you to be strange. Your sister shares these traits and possibly these desires.
I spent the better part of my teen years ratting my sister out for everything after she started ratting me out for shit I did. The last year before I left for college she spent telling our parents everything from I was drinking, smoking, drove to fast, came home late.
For my part every time she came near a guy during those years, my dad was the first person to know about it. Id even tell him where they were so he could go catch them himself.
Normal brothers and sisters pretty much fuck with each other until they both move out and then only talk at holidays and birthday
nah, that's dad. he tried showing "sis" his cock and she walked away laughing
>Normal brothers and sisters
Again, no, no they don't. Sorry your home life was teeming with jealousy and pettiness. grow the fuck up asshat.
You wouldnt be Mormon would you? Or Italian? Ive never met a person in my life that loved their brother/sister until they were in their 30's, aside from Mormons and Dayglo's that is
>Ive never met
>implying a fucking retards experience like yourself speaks for all human beings
Holy fuck you're an idiot. all american with a German ancestry. I just had good parents that explained the worth in having a good and loving relationship with my brothers and sisters. "They will be there for you after we are gone"
Get a sample size of a few dozen friends over the better part of 20 years and yea, its pretty solid learned data. Like I said, the few exceptions were the very religious families and the foreigners, though mostly Italians. The very few spics I ever got to know all had alcoholic absent fathers and overbearing helicopter mothers
>Get a sample size
>of a few dozen threads over 20 years
>only knows spics
10/10 most pathetic thing I've ever read. Legitimate case for autism.
Ohhh I get it. You had those kind of parents who had kids so they wouldnt die alone in a state hospital and then passed on no knowledge of anything outside the home.
I learned from a very early age no one gives a fuck, you are alone, dont expect anything from anyone. You will be a stronger person once you really understand that.
The military fucked with my mind a bit though later in life, but I still remember that conversation as a kid
do you hear yourself? You grew up surrounded by shitty people and you think we all did.
Youre the person everyone avoids at the party.
Read again. I only associated with maybe 2 or 3 spics in my life. They all smelled like fresh laundry. Their fathers all drank heavily and were almost never home. Their mothers were possibly some of the most insane over protective parents Ive ever met outside Indians
keep going...you've only a few people left to insult Mr. Presidernt
That is an excellent idea, but you must do this subtly. Try it when she's emotionally vulnerable so she starts to think 'Wow, Anon is so kind + nice to me', get her to think of you less as a brother and more as a potential mate.
Where are you from? Just curious cause I have a brother and we get along great, we even are roomates and it goes very well. Obviously it's not the same as a sister but you seem to include brothers too in your statement.