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Would it be smart to let my sister catch me jerking off, maybe it would make her horny or something
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Don't do it. Reality is much different than imagination.
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>>767652241
Leave your sister alone you stupid fuck
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>>767652304
Is that real?
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Beat her and rape her. Get it over with. It'll bring you closer.
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Do it.
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Do it.
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>>767652241

you should do it in her panties and let her catch you, absolutely nothing could go wrong.
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I can speak from experience when I say, DON'T DO IT!
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>>767652241
Try it. Do it so you can’t see her but she can see you and set up a hidden cam to see if she sees.
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Tell her that she's adopted and fuck her
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RAPE HER HARD
RAPE HER HARD
RAPE HER HARD
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>>767652241
Only if she's jealous would this even work at all. It's a trigger in our subconscious.

You should livestream with us so she thinks you're doing it to someone else, pretend we're a girl you're live streaming for.

It's a 50/50 chance. Worst case scenario, she thinks you're just jerking off. Best case scenario, she asks what you're doing and trusts you enough to show more.
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>>767652241
Do it. she'll never forget it. It might not work now, but eventually she will come crawling to you wanting more...and she'll probably tell her friends that will want it also.
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I think i will do it
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>>767652880
Do it bro. bonus points if you put a mirror in front of you dick to make it look bigger. She'll tell all her friends she saw her bros big dick.
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>>767652603
>>767652876

What kind of fantasy world of porn do you live in that brothers/sisters think anything other than "disgusting creep" about their sibling?

>>767652603
A normal sister would laugh at you then run to tell your parents you are jerking off to people on the internet
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>>767652880
Record it faggot, like that one dude recording himself jerking off in motels when cleaning ladies come in.
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The thing is she does almost always run around in panties at home
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And her ass is bombastic
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>>767653036
>she would be catching him
>he isn't running at her with a massive hardon

>a normal sister wouldn't say anything to her parents and just pretend like it never happened
>or want you
if you're not normal and on /b/ asking this, theres a good chance it's because your parents raised you to be strange. Your sister shares these traits and possibly these desires.
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>>767653036
sorry your home life was filled with loathing and hatred. geez, project much?
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Put headphones on and pretend you can't hear her when she comes in. Then get a dildo mold of your dick sent to her.
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>>767653221
>implying people who browse /b/ arent the black sheep rejects of the family the entire rest of the family hates but has to deal with.

>what is sibling rivalry
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>>767653036
>A normal sister
your sister sounds like a bitch
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>>767653461
>implying we're all the black sheep
>implying
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>>767653461
>>what is sibling rivalry
nothing near what you've described
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>>767652241
>maybe it would make her horny or something
To think this is how women works shows you are, at most, about 14 yo
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>>767653516
>implying anyone in your family loves you except your mommy

>implying your father doesnt want to gas himself in a closed garage everytime he has to admit you are his son
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>>767653585
Derailing the point. kek. Time for bed, child.
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>>767653529
I spent the better part of my teen years ratting my sister out for everything after she started ratting me out for shit I did. The last year before I left for college she spent telling our parents everything from I was drinking, smoking, drove to fast, came home late.

For my part every time she came near a guy during those years, my dad was the first person to know about it. Id even tell him where they were so he could go catch them himself.

Normal brothers and sisters pretty much fuck with each other until they both move out and then only talk at holidays and birthday
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>>767653618
nah, that's dad. he tried showing "sis" his cock and she walked away laughing
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>>767653789
>Normal brothers and sisters
Again, no, no they don't. Sorry your home life was teeming with jealousy and pettiness. grow the fuck up asshat.
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>>767653929
He's clearly a retard anon.
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>>767653929
You wouldnt be Mormon would you? Or Italian? Ive never met a person in my life that loved their brother/sister until they were in their 30's, aside from Mormons and Dayglo's that is
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>>767654110
>Ive never met
>implying a fucking retards experience like yourself speaks for all human beings
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>>767654110
Holy fuck you're an idiot. all american with a German ancestry. I just had good parents that explained the worth in having a good and loving relationship with my brothers and sisters. "They will be there for you after we are gone"
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>>767654219
Get a sample size of a few dozen friends over the better part of 20 years and yea, its pretty solid learned data. Like I said, the few exceptions were the very religious families and the foreigners, though mostly Italians. The very few spics I ever got to know all had alcoholic absent fathers and overbearing helicopter mothers
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>>767654381
>Get a sample size
>of a few dozen threads over 20 years
KEK
>only knows spics

10/10 most pathetic thing I've ever read. Legitimate case for autism.
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We do have a really good relationship and mostly the same interests
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>>767654316
Ohhh I get it. You had those kind of parents who had kids so they wouldnt die alone in a state hospital and then passed on no knowledge of anything outside the home.

I learned from a very early age no one gives a fuck, you are alone, dont expect anything from anyone. You will be a stronger person once you really understand that.

The military fucked with my mind a bit though later in life, but I still remember that conversation as a kid
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>>767654381
do you hear yourself? You grew up surrounded by shitty people and you think we all did.

Youre the person everyone avoids at the party.
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I let my sister catch me multiple times, would also walk around nude in front of her
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>>767654504
Read again. I only associated with maybe 2 or 3 spics in my life. They all smelled like fresh laundry. Their fathers all drank heavily and were almost never home. Their mothers were possibly some of the most insane over protective parents Ive ever met outside Indians
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>>767654609
Ok this is just fucking awkward
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>>767653105
You mean when the cleaning man comes in.
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>>767654620
keep going...you've only a few people left to insult Mr. Presidernt
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>>767654620
This actually is a spot on description of a Mexican family.
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Person 5 /b/itches
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Maybe i should just say she has a great ass
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>>767655981
don't tell us, tell her.
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>>767655981
That is an excellent idea, but you must do this subtly. Try it when she's emotionally vulnerable so she starts to think 'Wow, Anon is so kind + nice to me', get her to think of you less as a brother and more as a potential mate.

godspeed anon.
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>>767654620
Where are you from? Just curious cause I have a brother and we get along great, we even are roomates and it goes very well. Obviously it's not the same as a sister but you seem to include brothers too in your statement.
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