PERFECT ASS THREAD Post your pics /b.
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PERFECT ASS THREAD
Post your pics /b.
Ass is a nigger fetish. You're niggers inside.
>>767647224
Indeed I am.
Rank their asses
>>767647472
far right 8/10
middle 7/10
far left 6/10
>>767647472
2,3,1
>>767647224
Yeah like fatasses, op's pic is prime buns. You're just a faggot
>>767647525
I concur with the research anon has done here
>>767647661
In what world?
>>767647592
>posting on 4chan from a phone
>pretending anyone else is a faggot
Stupid nigger couldn't figure out how to run a computer made for white adults? Jamal can only run a finger painting computer? Pathetically low IQ detected.
>>767647472
>>767647525
>>767647556
>>767647703
Dude how do you make it so obvious that you’re cripplingly lonely and small dicked in such a small batch of words.
>>767646794
Oc
>>767648101
>doesn't know where commas go
Another nigger lashing out because the truth hurts.
>>767647703
>sitting at home on here all day instead of casually browsing it throughout the day
Yea ok being on pc is better surrrre
>>767647703
You're still a faggot, nice little paragraph though.
>>767648194
>cancerfag takes 4chan into public
>reddit spacing
>>767648212
>low IQ nigger reply
>>767648180
You started your post with an incomplete sentence and you also started your second statement with a conjunction lacking any context.
That sentence didn’t need a comma, those are used to separate ideas in a sentence.
Retard.
>calls himself white, can’t follow the simple rules of English
>>767648300
>pressing enter once is Reddit spacing now
>>767648367
Get out of here reddit fag
>>767648394
>>767648300
Lol these cucks always using old data. What does this prove? That more people have cell phones than computers? No shit.
>>767648410
Lol baby dick boy. Can’t speak your own language hahaha fucking loser
>>767648105
More?
>>767648367
>more reddit spacing
>doesn't know what a vocative comma is, so assumes he doesn;'t need one
Looks like you need to take a remedial English class, Tyrone. This site isn't for you.
>>767648394
It always has been. Stop fucking up your formatting. The site does the formatting for you.
>>767648445
It proves that the site becoming irredeemable shit in 2012 directly correlates with the influx of phonecancer. Your IQ must be pretty low if you need something so simple explained to you.
>>767648410
>phone cancer
>>767648481
>phonecancer
Who would've thought a nigger thread would be full of people who aren't white enough to maintain a desktop computer?
>>767648300
You're still the faggot of the thread
>>767648756
Yummy
My sister... be nice !!
>>767648729
>phonecancer
Your opinions will start to matter when you start computing like someone who belongs here, facebook.
>>767648490
Yes
>>767648836
k
>>767648756
MODS MODS!
>>767649140
>he hasn't grown out of reaction images like all the older boys
New.
>>767649204
>>767646794
I can't unsee those eyebrows... More ass please.
>>767646794
dumbfuck eyebrows
>>767647224
>Ass
>fetish
So I presume you prefer your females are flat like little boys?
>>767649653
>you're a gay pedo if you don't like my nigger fetish!
Nice try, you dumb monkey. This site isn't for you.
>>767649129
10/10 dump all pls
>>767647819
Moar
>>767649583
more?
>>767647819
More of them, esp the chick in the middle in this pic.
>>767649944
K
>>767649129
Weird bump on ass 1-10 would not bang
>>767650577
Lol its a skin tag
>>767649155
lil buns are tops
>>767650500
such a beautiful pussy
>>767650755
Danke
Thoughts?
>>767650835
please more she's the best I've seen on here in a while
>>767650755
Spread
>>767648756
I gonna need more of her.
Cx in chat
>>767647081
This Audrey?
>>767651047
skinny and boring. pass.
>>767651137
God tier
>>767648629
kys
yourself
my
man
>>767651910
>my man
Child under the age of 25 detected.
>>767648756
Lord..
>>767646794
A perfect ass is one with dick being driven into it.
Human dick, wild beast dick, whatever, but asses are ideal for squeezing pleasure out of dick, and an ass without a dick in it is like, an ass, without a dick in it. :(
>>767648629
>>767648481
>phonecancer
Who would've thought a nigger thread would be full of people who aren't white enough to maintain a desktop computer?
Why the reddit spacing my man?
>>767648629
>Reddit spacing
Get out
I prefer my asses a bit chubbier!
>>767648240
nah/10
>>767652023
Why don't you know how to use the site's built-in quote functionality?
>my man
Child under the age of 25 detected.
>>767652128
>phoneposting
Leave.
>>767652004
this
>>767652305
He said perfect, not coagulated tumors
>>767648809
Gross.
My gf - she's perfect to me.
love my wifes ass
>>767652004
Does YOUR ass have a dick in it?
>>767652956
i love her feet
>>767652956
Me too
poot
>>767646794
I know her, im pretty sure of it..
>>767647819
>>767650106
>>767650370
>>767647472
>>767653385
>>767652305 <------ i know this girl..!
>>767647819
did they get photobombed by Justin Timberlake?
>>767652305 got any nude pics?
>>767654499
monroe/10
>>767653049
why?
>>767653581
>>767653714
you do? cool, no nudes srry
>>767654717
>>767653714
you got any on her?
Bouncing quarters all day
>>767650249
Hahahahahahahahah
>>767652305
i have fucked that ass. and that pic is taken in sweden, Ågatan more precise.. first time ive come across a pick of a bar slut from many years ago on /b/
>>767655011
daamn correct, nice! You got kik?
>>767655011
gotta tell me more about it!
>>767655266
Is she your current GF? decent fuck atleast..
>>767652373
fuck
>>767655605
nah just know her. Did she let you do anal or was she kinda boring in bed?
>>767655711
>>767655919
pawg
>>767649129
Anal?
>>767651597
who is this girl? epic shit
>>767656101
Would be much hotter without the oversized fake tits. Idk why bitches do that
>>767656188
>>767655605
pls tell me more!
>>767655605
contact robjob09 on kik if you don't want to write here
>>767648809
I don't want to be nice. I want to bend her over the railing and rape her ass while I spank it.
>>767647472
>>767647472
Chill/10
>>767646794
>>767653510
they look familar, CA? la or sd?
>>767651597
More?
>>767656926
source
>>767655846
Hnnng
>>767658050
>>767657225
>>767655824
well no she didnt sadly, but she is rather loud when she gets going and talks way dirtier then i would have guessed. you could say she has close to rape fantasies, or atleast total sub tendencies.. calling herself a whore and a hand around her throat harder then i myself wanted..
>>767658124
sounds amazing in my ears, would love to hear her moan loudly as I pound her.
Too bad she didn't let you fuck her big ass. It's nice to look at when she's naked I'd guess?
>>767646794
Who dis? Sauce me.
>>767658124
You didn't have nudes or anything btw?
>>767658385
Eyebrows McGillicutty
>>767657211
Michigan brother
>>767658327
Only spent the one time with her, fucked twice though.. she didnt mind the no condom..
>>767658627
is that her???
>>767658627
damn, no condom huh? what a dream. I'm so fucking jealous
why are people doing this? stop touching yourself like pathetic virgins and go do something productive... you people are fucking pathetic and im not surprised none of you will never get laid...
>>767658627
she took it like a champ.. both oral and vag atleast..
>>767658766
Yet here you are in this thread.
>>767658871
is that really her? in that case I must have when she sucks your dick!! you filmed anything?
>>767646794
NOT MY ORIGINAL PIC if someone has more pls help
>>767658871
That's just a tumblrpic or have you posted it?
>>767655011
Yeah ok you just happened to fuck a perfect 10 in another country and ran across her on 4chan with a vague post.
Eat a bowl of aids.
>>767658050
Moarrrrr please kind sir
>>767655824
mmm, studenter
>>767649623
Disgusting!
>>767659654
what makes you think its that wierd? pic is taken in Linkoping Ostergotland, bar street right next to the biggest church in that town.. out of all the wrong things i could have guessed for they all matched perfect, just ask the OP of that pic..
Aids is bad but Ass is to good.
>>767659794
Mums
>>767654089
Fukken saved!
>>767659941
Can you please answer if you got nudes or not atleast
>>767650138
Fuck yeah. Love that Lil booty
literally can't find a better ass than ellieleen
>>767652102
hnnng
>>767653426
sauce?
>>767646794
>>767652025
Fun Anna fact: She's the worst looking of her mates because Sweden
My gf
>>767652935
>>767653020
>>767653047
haha xD reddit is so funny xD
>>767659862
>Being this gay
Anon I'm sorry.
>Using fat instead of fit asses as examples of perfect ass
Niggers out
>>767654684
sauce ?
>>767652858
I like. Moar?
>>767661510
More
>>767647472
4/10,4/10.5/10 your taste is shit
>>767658766
That's what hookers are for
>>767649653
No. Anon is probably into traps
>>767651205
looks like this anon has turned full nigg
Please Sir Anon could you provide this nigg with more of this anus as it's giving my balls less room to manuvre in my jockeys
>>767662288
>Using flat instead of phat asses as examples of perfect ass
faggots out
>>767662849
>>767662887
Can I just say fit asses are perfect, not fat assesi don't understand why people like fat asses when men are biologically wired to admire youth and health in women
>>767648105
Can't get over that wart inside her right asscheek
>>767662920
>men are biologically wired to admire youth and health in women
No we're not we're biologically wired to admire large women with large hips, it goes back to our instincts of breeding with women who have the highest chance of carrying our children. It's why the majority of fertility goddesses in tribal nations are big fat bitches you just don't know shit
>>767663187
>>767662497
Sunny was that girl for me for a while, I loved that bitch
>>767662849
You misspelt firm and fat.
>>767662887
>>767662908
>>767663277
No I didn't, nice passive aggression though
>>767647819
What is wrong with her face?
>>767663237
Are you a physician?
If you were, or a parent, you'd know that fatter ass does not equal propensity to have more kids.
I know mothers built like supermodels that have had plenty kids
I know some women with massive hips who haven't had any kids and don't want them either
>>767663434
>>767653714
the eye of sauron, don't look too much time to it or you will be forever her slave
>>767663554
Laughing at the 400 pound man who snapped this pic. Complete mouth breather, doesn't bother to turn his sound off so the camera shutter goes off when he takes weird pics like this, hasn't bathed since last July, has that fat guy lisp, and cums into the same old rag.
>>767663543
>you'd know that fatter ass does not equal propensity to have more kids.
I never said it did, but you can go ahead and use google to verify what I DID say though, dozens of cultures all worship fertility goddesses who are depicted as these statues.
>inb4 hur dur nigger shit
this statue is actually Italian
>>767663434
You entered a thread about quality asses. You then attacked some dudes post with a pic of firm, fit asses. During said attack, you posted a borderline landwhale, whose thigh fat nearly obscures her vagina.
Is that passive enough?
>>767663182
Just cover it with jizz.
>>767659104
You ever seen Taymoo nudes?
>>767663737
>has that fat guy lisp
You know thats not a thing right? I'm fat as fuck and I dont have a lisp neither do any of the other fat fucks I know
>>767663803
Young women are in their prime and most fertile aged 18
18 year old women don't look like that pic you posted, explain that anon
>>767663816
>You then attacked some dudes post
Oh wow are you gonna say I raped you next?
>landwhale
Are you referring to this pic? >>767663237 or this one? >>767662849 because is those are landwhales you need to leave 4chan and go look at real women for once in your life
>>767663942
>Young women are in their prime and most fertile aged 18
"a woman is at her most fertile during her early 20s and there is the lowest risk of miscarriage (9.5% between ages 20 and 24 and 10% between ages 25 and 29)" you were saying?
Also the idea that all 18 year olds look like volleyball players is both retarded and hilarious
>>767663803
that's an exaggeration of female curvature. you're simply NOT going to find a woman from antiquity who had a SJW fatty ham planet body. it's a caricature of female curves. nutrition back then was simply not able to sustain the contemporary beetus body type.
back in the day, women had to gather food, walk everywhere...you're not going to weigh 300 pounds when you eat berries and fish.
>>767647661
Coulda written a book on that thing
>>767663942
>Every 18 year old is both thin and fit
Go out side please
>>767664037
>amerifat confirmed
>>767663942
you just gotta raise them on lottsa sweet potatoes and cream
>>767664126
>Also the idea that all 18 year olds look like volleyball players is both retarded and hilarious
Is it?
Human metabolism is at its peak at age 18, it takes serious child abuse to get an 18 year old clinically obese
>>767664138
Which is exactly why it was the ideal woman, I'm not saying they existed I said they were worshiped you moron. If every women looked like that they wouldn't be a goddess to those cultures, the reason it's a "caricature" of female curves is because as men we are attracted to those curves not thin women. I'm not on to some ground breaking shit it's been common knowledge since the 80s you're just an idiot stuck on his personal preference.
>You're opinion =/= facts
>>767664037
Did you rape me?
My ass isn't sore, so most likely not.
I replied to one post, genius.
Look at her upper arms and fucking thighs. Borderline landwhale.
And, because you forgot to wear your helmet, then fell off your short bus, I repeat: borderline.
>>767664209
>get's rekt
>better call him amerifat
>>767664237
That's not a fat ass?
That's a gloriously decked fit body
>>767664515
different anon, dumbass
>>767664138
Correct
>>767664485
>y-y-you attacked that anons post
>p-p-put on your helmet next time
>"Yeah I got him with that one"
You're pathetic
>>767664178
Look pal California isn't normal like the rest of the world
>>767664578
You realize there is a plugin where you can see who is same fagging yeah?
>>767664653
You're right it's got about 15 million mexicans which are the fattest race in the nation
>>767664653
You have clearly never been to cali it is exactly the same as every where else
>>767658385
https://www.instagram.com/p/BZyy1RWFuhQ/?taken-by=di.tsm
>>767664423
Listen buddy, if you like fat women, knock yourself out. But don't expect anyone to believe that this is the norm
Men are attracted to young fertile nubile women because A their offspring will also be healthy, and B they have more years of fertility ahead of them to provide babies
It's biology 101
>>767664922
Perfect
>>767647819
were can i find u girl
>>767664617
You were being a douchebag. I said something. Deal with it.
>>767651047
gross
>>767651269
lame
>>767652102
>>767654400
cheat on girlfriend but wear a condom tier
>>767661510
"sure, raw is fine"
>>767664824
Cali is the arsehole of all creation
>>767649221
Could easily be 26, fahgot
>>767664423
lol you're an idiot who covets fat bitches. good luck trying to singlehandedly adjust the majority of this planet's standards of beauty. try harder Cuckzilla.
>>767648756
This is the apex of female attractiveness. It's so good you don't even need to see the front because you know it's biologically impossible to be imperfect.
>>767650422
Moar
>>767652956
any nudes?
>>767652858
moar please
>>767665872
>>767666799
Maisie Williams?
>>767667014
yup
>>767666799
more of the girlfriend, you knobhead
>>767663803
Simple, many cultures were matriarchal like the native americans so they worshiped mothers who had a dozen kids.
>>767654089
Looks like Molly Ringwald
