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>wake up
>see this

wat do?
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>>767643594
fap
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>>767643594
Ask if any of them are mine, and tell them they're not getting a kidney.
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>>767643594
Tell them that unless they brought the dna test proving they are mine, they need to get the fuck out of my house
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spinning bird kick
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>>767643594
Ask why they all look the same except the one in the center left
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Do you even gotta ask
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>>767643594
same reply i gave when this thread was posted last night
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make love, not war
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Save pic and fap often.
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>>767643594
ask them who did their make up, and immediately go to the police to report someone trying to make 5 year olds look like whores
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>>767643594
I love this band, seen them in concert
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>>767644155
>makeup
I don’t think they are wearing any, think you just wanna fuck them
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>>767643594
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>>767643594
Hope that's not a dream.
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Smile, and hug them all, then take them to school. Feed the dog, do some shopping, buy them all new dresses, then pick them up from school.

At night I would yhank God for rescuing from this fucked up lonely existence that Im living now, and putting me in a new world where I have the four most beautiful daughters in the world. I would live to serve and protect them.
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>>767644241
To quote pedobear, "If her age is on the clock, shes old enough for the cock"

I'm not into the pedo shit but still that's what pedobear said years ago.
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>>767643594
but them in matching dresses in front of kid in a suit singing "simply irresistible"
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>>767644323
No, the phrase is
>If here age is on the clock, she's READY for the cock
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>>767644282

Plot twist: they despise you because you keep drinking yourself to a stupor and falling asleep on the goddamn floor so they need to dress and feed themselves every morning.
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>>767644224
believe it or not i do not want to fuck 5 year olds, there is literally nothing on their bodies that would make them sexually appealing to a normal non-pedophile male.

and you must be blind to not see that they are wearing a ton of makeup
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>>767644282
Until their parents come along with cops and a van.
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>>767644444
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>>767644444
G
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>>767644395
COnfirmed
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>>767643594
go back to sleep
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>>767643594
Since I usually wake up with morning wood, I’d ask which one of them wants to go first.
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>>767644415

Amd I work to change myself.

You realise this could be a hollywood hit right?

PM me, we'll write this script together.
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>>767644453
There is a variation of this phrase that says ready, that is the one I know.
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>>767644224
They're wearing makeup you virgin
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>>767644777
trip sevens cannot lie
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>>767644629
Kekkles
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Tell them they look disgusting in make-up strongly enough to traumatize them about it so they never wear make-up in their adult life.

They will probably end up whores anyway but I improved their chances a little bit.
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>>767643594
Have one ride my dick. One ride my mouth. And the other two can make out and play and I’ll take care of them when I’m done.
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>>767644347
>>>767643594 (OP)
>but them in matching dresses in front of kid in a suit singing "simply irresistible"
You again, nice!

My answer: Show belly button, go to bed
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>>767643594
Why is it so easy to tell when somebody is russian just by their face?
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Pull down my pants and let them have it
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FINALLY!
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>>767645709
because people from different countries have distinct facial features? i mean shit dog stop blowing peoples minds
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fuck the blond one
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>>767645869
but your pants are WAY too big for any of those girls
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>>767646093
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>>767643594
tell them they dont have to tell me what happened last night but they do have to eat a bowl of eggs.
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All men are pedo becuase that's human nature , autists and women will disagree
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>>767644256
Qt tongues are best tongues
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would sniff feet
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>>767643594
Doh, left my dungeon open again!
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Make em pancakes take them to the zoo wtf else you sick fucks
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>>767646482
This
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>>767643594
That was the moment I realized there was no beer.
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>>767646046
dafuq is Hoodie doin here?
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>>767643594
>wat do?
try to hide my erection
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>>767647741
Faggot
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If you get pregnant in your teen and you drop out of school, don't get a job and live off welfare I will kill you
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