I saw my cousin sniffing to my underwear when she was doing laundry (we were visiting for a week).
She didn't see me, am I suppose to tell her and fuck her now?
I'd fuck her any day, we're close.
I could see only couple of seconds, but it was a double sniff and the second one was longer. She didn't do it with two other pieces. That's all I could see.
Problem is we're already flirting, but it's that goofy friendo way of flirting, all just laughs. I fear switching to the real deal would be awkward.
But she laughs off everything, I was briefly in contact with her breasts last nite because popcorn and she just laughed at me with that giant mouth of hers.
Technically, that jizz belonged to her if you know what I mean.
She saw me naked once when exiting bathroom the other day. Not sure how much she actually saw, though
Keep teasing her with your nudity, drive her to the brink of a horny breakdown. It will make the sex way better.
Also if it's all her idea, you may be able to claim Victimhood, should she have penis remorse after the deed.
It's pretty fucking hot down here, so I often just fly around her without shirt and just with my natural scent. Not sure if that causes anything good or bad.
I slap her ass for fun and she slap mine, does that count?
I can always do that as well. Maybe she's into humiliation. I could ride into her and right before cumming I would yell I SAW YOU SNIFFING MY STUFF and then shoot the load inside her and watch her reaction. Is that too autistic?
:) Thanks, anon.
Come again? I'm giving you something to say to her when she gets back. Is it easy for you to get hold of alcohol? I'm assuming not because she's getting you a 'cold cappy juicerino'.
You have a few options if she is the way she says she is, with you:
Next time you're alone together just say 'booooored - wanna play never have I ever or truth or dare?' and have a list of questions in your mind beforehand, little steps towards the sexual stuff you want to find out/do. Gauge her reaction. If she's not digging the sexual questions, avoid them but keep flirting. Small body-contact gestures work wonders and otherwise try to mirror her body language. Nothing creepy or autistic, just be relaxed. If she's defensive, don't get in her space.
2. If that doesn't work, than ask if she fancies watching a film. Sit in the middle of the sofa, until she asks you that she wants to lay down; just tell her to fuck off, laugh it off and chuck her legs on top of yours. No biggie. More casual you are, the better. Don't be too nice. Girls like compliments but more than one and she will get defensive if the idea is still too taboo for her, so just drop one when you're talking about relationships.
3. 'Oh, ahaha sorry about when I walked out of the shower the other day - didn't realise you were around' see how she reacts and continue.