If you touch your phallus, you fail the challenge
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If you touch your phallus, you fail the challenge
>>767637684
> "... phallus ..." ;
..... lissenup dude, it's half-term, and no speaka Latin, speaka da Englis:
if you mean
> "... knob ..." ; "... pee-pee ..."; or "... pussy-killin meat-cleaver ..." ;
please use the proper lingo so we can all catch your drift.
>>767637830
RIP warrior
>>767638107
that guy had to have gotten busted for straight up sexual harassment or worse. what a fucking moron
>>767637867
I don't remember this Scrubs episode
>>767638264
Yeah, people who are that stupid are too far gone for help. I'm glad I can reason with my penis and not to completely retarded shit like this.
That being said, him getting busted makes for great entertainment. I wish we had more on the aftermath.
>>767638041
Muff Seeking Meat Rocket!
>>767638604
>With a rebel yell, I cried MORE MORE MORE
>>767637830
Holy shit what class is this for?
>>767638053
lost
>>767638392
the body language, just everything about it makes it seem so real. he got whatever the fuck happened to him
>>767638637
>>767638604
holy fuck, moar?
>>767638845
>>767638392
>>767638264
get out newfags
>>767638392
It's the Blair Dick Project
>>767638961
more of her pls
>>767639136
Name please.
>>767637830
What a legend
>>767637830
Anons, let's play a game, what would you do in this warrior's situation? I would say I spilled juice
Fuck i'm on the toilet
Lost
>>767639999
lost
>also quads
>>767639928
i would detach my cock and empale myself with it
>>767640202
Why not impale the class with your cock?
>>767640311
holy shit
>>767640311
failed
>>767640311
Sauuuuce ! Moooooar !
>>767640564
>>767640428
>>767640350
Don't have more of them
>>767637684
I've never lost. I never will.
>>767637830
lmao
>>767641745
>>767642590
nope
>>767642590
>>767642670
sry, I don't have pics of men.
>>767642870
Good, I don't find men attractive.
>>767642978
yes you do cause you gay
>>767643006
Just because I haven't touched my cock ITT doesn't make me gay
>>767642978
in curious. show is what you find attractive.
>>767640544
I'd definitely be out if you have a ff with feet lol
>>767642670
>>767642835
you have no taste
>>767640426
moar?
>>767643331
moar!
>>767643331
im a stupid faggot
>>767643390
more?
>>767640561
moar
>>767642795
Mission Failed.
>>767637897
She has my kind of body. Almost perfect 9/10
Dont love red hair but thats fine, her talons though - too long.
Also how hard is it to keep the tp and the toilet out of the shot.
Most importantly, what kind of wacko keeps their water stored in their bathroom next to the toilet?
5/10 now
>>767643579
Not that i know of
>>767637684
Touching another phallus doesn't count as lose, yes?
>>767640594
MOOOOOOOOOODDDSSSS!!!
>>767643878
Yeah come execute this retarded fuck face
>>767643878
Girl in a bikini drinking beer I’ve seen more hard core shit in a Coors commercial.
>>767640953
mooore?
>>767643192
>>767643331
I never said I didn't find some of these women attractive. Just that I haven't touched my cock
Not looking to start a holy war but nudity without face does nothing for me. Am I the only one?
>>767643732
Longer nails are the shit as long as they are real. Great for back scratching
>>767640594
drinking a 40 with a fucking straw? gtfo of here
>>767644083
more of her?
>>767641635
Moar
>>767637684
my hand is always in my pants, so jokes on you
>>767644197
32*
>>767644164
gross
>>767644299
Nah /b/ro that's def a 40. 40s are illegal here and that bitch is big
>>767638041
>>767643732
That's... an actually valid point. I was racking my brain trying to think of a good reason why you would have a package of bottled water in the bathroom, and I can't really come up with one.
>>767644083
her mouth is too small for her face or teeth
>>767644813
This anon gets it!
>>767645058
Maybe she's in Michigan?
>>767644164
More ??
>>767640311
>>767644813
>>767645137
Samefag
>>767645347
wrong
>>767645341
Why? She's gross
>>767645449
shit wrong screenshot
>>767645449
>wrong screenshot
idc def worth. This is silver
>>767643331
Got moar of her? 10/10 I'd smash that booty all day every day
>>767637921
More??
>>767645295
What would being in Michigan have to do with it? Genuinely curious.
>>767645571
I don't know if you actually brought those tabs up for the lulz or if that's a template, but I salute your efforts either way
>>767638745
fucking lost.
No, I'm not a robot.
>>767645449
Fuckin saved.
>>767645787
Flint water crisis, lots of Michigan-ites used packaged water for showers/baths for a while
>>767645787
You haven't heard about Flint, Michigan? Been going on for a few years. They claim it's under control now but people are skeptical. Lead in the water.
>>767640663
moar
>>767637830
busted
>>767640868
Pretty face, nice tits. She would be hot if she lost 100lbs.
>>767639965
Lost
>>767646257
I think she's perfect the way she is. More attractive than 90% of the bitches ITT
>>767644746
Illegal fawdies?the fuck do you live?
>>767645972
>>767646050
Ah, that makes sense. I thought lead only really hurt if you ingested it, so for brushing your teeth that would make sense, but you wouldn't need a wholesale package. But yeah, if you want to shower lead free, that makes sense.
>>767646486
40s are illegal in FL. That's why all the FSU kids cross into GA to the infamous gas station near the border and buy 40s so they can play Edward 40 hands
>>767646517
It was fucking kids skin up by bathing with it
>>767637830
What happened after? What did she do?
>>767646778
obviously she thanked him for his apparent attraction and desire for her and fucked him when they left. Fuck you think happened? He's a registered sex offender now
well that was easy
>>767646575
FSU that shits real huh? What the mother fuck?You guys don't even get the shitty plastic ones dumb it down for the bro gangs
>>767640594
MODS
>>767647077
Faggot
>>767643289
moar
>>767647063
Yeah FL has some dumbass laws. Not as bad as IN blue laws though. You can't even buy beer in gas stations, but all supermarkets and groceries sell liquor. They sell beer too but you can't get it cold, only at liquor stores. Also can't get alcohol on Sunday unless you go to a bar, but I think they finally recently did away with this
>>767639652
Moar!
>>767647621
I live in Vegas, i can get liquor at my circle k. Or I'm just a functional alcoholic i guess it's not that big of a deal.
>>767637830
RIP, what a legend
>>767644164
There has to be more!
>>767637684
Fuck you OP! I win your pathetic challenge.
