Why does 95% of /b/ not have a gf?
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Why does 95% of /b/ not have a gf?
>>767637462
Because having a gf is gay.
I've never been in love.
>>767637462
Because girls like dick and that's gay and I'm not gay so why would I fuck someone who is.
>>767637640
Faggot detected
>>767637856
>>767637856
Lol wut
>>767637925
Because the girl who's one of my closest friends and I've been wanting to date has been secretly engaged for months, and I only found out after I drunkenly expressed my feelings to her. I haven't been sober in a week.
>>767637462
I'm gay.
>tfw still alone
>>767637856
Nigger, your dad put his cock in your mom's vagina...you spent 9 months in your mom's vagina.....nigga u gay
>>767638012
Oh fuck...
>>767637462
Social isolation and alienation
>>767637988
You want to suck my dick don't you faggot?
>>767637988
Post boi pucci.......for research
>>767637978
It wasn't a secret, she made up a secret engagement to be nice while saying no.she wants you to keep buying her stuff. Move on
>>767637462
My wife wouldn't like it if I did?
>>767637978
You should kill her.....and stream it. You would feel better
>>767637462
Don't compare me to Hitler. That dude was a player.
i‘m fucking pitiful and i don‘t want a woman to put up with me
>>767638518
I believe you.
>>767638518
Implying a woman is useful for more than just emptying my cum into
>>767637462
EntePiO: shag my Dad
EntePiO: is u shaggin my Dad?
EntePiO: nah... u is DEFINITLYshaggin my Dad
EntePiO: Don't shag my dad
EntePiO: i Swear bruv
EntePiO: oi Hitler is u shaggin my Dad?
EntePiO: i know u is shaggin im
EntePiO: oi HITLER
EntePiO: is u in da P hole
>>767638766
>Disney thread
I don't touch girls who are attracted to niggers with a 10 foot pole.
>>767638766
>Ali G
>Ali Disney
>Al Adin
>>767638875
So you touch doodz....is that what you're saying?
>>767638875
So you are fucked if you are in America, La Creatura.
>>767639143
>>767639143
Yeah I like comparing dick sizes with aryans
>>767639345
I bet you also like to watch Aryans fuck your dad while he gets a Cleveland Steamer from a Hitler impersonator
>>767639557
Lel
>My parents are divorced, and I don't watch niggers throw a ball on television
Hitler must have. He fucked most of Europe and couple million jewbags pretty good ...
i had an easy 10 girlfriend and i dumped her cause she isn't as interesting and intellectual as /b/.
>>767640014
>>767637462
Because my ex broke up with me to date with everyone men in Tinder. Are you happy?
>>767637462
if my wife finds out i'd have a girlfriend she'd be killing me
