Because the girl who's one of my closest friends and I've been wanting to date has been secretly engaged for months, and I only found out after I drunkenly expressed my feelings to her. I haven't been sober in a week.
EntePiO: shag my Dad
EntePiO: is u shaggin my Dad?
EntePiO: nah... u is DEFINITLYshaggin my Dad
EntePiO: Don't shag my dad
EntePiO: i Swear bruv
EntePiO: oi Hitler is u shaggin my Dad?
EntePiO: i know u is shaggin im
EntePiO: oi HITLER
EntePiO: is u in da P hole
Because my ex broke up with me to date with everyone men in Tinder. Are you happy?