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Any Aussie here? I want to visit Perth cause Quokkas but I'm eurofag and I'm afraid of snakes, spiders etc. Is Perth as dangerous as rest of Australia? Or even more?
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not really but perth is for faggots anyway
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>>767630110
You don't have to worry about any of that shit since it's going into winter here.
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>>767630271
thx You mean between May-Aug? I will check what is Australian winter.
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>>767630110
you'll be fine man. your're more likely to get stabbed by some cunt on the street before one of our animals get you

the animals that can kill you are all in-land
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>>767630110
The "Australia is dangerous" meme is false.
Quokkas are alright but Rotto is kinda boring after you've seen them and ridden around a bit.
I can answer any more questions you have, was just at Rotto a month or so ago.

t. Perth fag, born and raised.
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>>767630555
>this
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Be careful cunt
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>>767630791
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>>767630110
hahaha unless you go into the bush you should be fine. We dont have many snakes or spiders in our cities, and rottnest is pretty safe too. The quokkas are cute but you will get bored within a couple of hours. Head down south in WA to check out the surf and the wine region. You can also check out some of the biggest trees in the country, much bigger than any euro trees down in Pemberton. There are definitely worse places to visit.

And just to be clear, you will be safe the whole time. Most of our country is full of soft urban folks, you'll do fine.
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>>767630555
>>767630677
I'm fucked cause trips and dubs never lie I will have to watch my back all the time.

So is possible to do some few day trip around perth with some cool stuffs? I'm ok with nature stuffs like lookout towers, waterfalls etc etc
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>>767630677
Perth is faggot tier WA
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>>767630110
Are you f, m, or t? Answering correctly could save your life.
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>>767631001
Literally 0 waterfalls in or near Perth
Inb4 Serpentine falls
All cool nature stuff is 3 hour south
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If you don't follow North Melbourne you're a dog cunt.
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>>767631092
29y m, why?
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>>767631001
Magaret River is alright for wine, chocolate factories, cheese etc.
Inner City Perth is boring as fuck, nothing to do around there.
You're better off going further out from Perth to find better things to do.
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>>767630110
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there's literally no reason to go anywhere in western australia
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PDhmdbVk0l4
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>>767631223
No reason. :)

Anyway, do visit! We have... uhh... Spud Shed... and 6 dollar coffees! Oh, and shit that closes at 5pm.
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i lived there for 2 years. Theres fuck all to do and what little there is its really expensive. Drive outside perth area and the landscape is bush - it dont change for weeks of driving in any direction. The police are shit hot on banning and fining u on everything. Traffic lights everywhere.

Do ur self a favor - go to Melbourne of Syders
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>>767631221
fuck off cunt, they're shit
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Most dangerous shit isnt in the cities that being said rules to being aussie and outdoors

>If walking through tall grass or dirt paths always look down, so you can see what your stepping on
You could step on a really deadly snake
>If cleaning out a garden shed or garage etc have a look where your going with your hands i.e. grab something or pick up something
We have very dangerous spiders lurking in places like the ones mentioned
>Kangaroos may seem cute and cuddley but they can kill you
They are a wild animal that can stand on there tale and and use there legs to punchers your entrails, the largest roo was 6'9"
>Like most cities avoid niggers
(indigenous & africans)

Elsewise you will be fine! :P
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>>767631243
is perth still full of whiney entitled poms?
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>>767631773
Ehhhh, some here and there but mostly a shit ton of Asians.
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I am from Perth come visit anon.
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thx to all of you who answered
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>>767632041
m4m? There's some good public toilets to visit while holidaying here.
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Quokkas are fucking stupid cunts
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watch out for bogans...
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>>767631221
CAREEYYYYYY
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>>767632307
Following Gay FL

What a fucking faggot
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Fuck Perth our east coast is nicer
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Perth fag here
Margaret River is a pretty town and there's some nice country shitless down south but it's a fair bit out of the city there isn't much in the way of entertainment in the city and few interesting shops. You shouldn't have to worry about any of the animals just don't be a dumb cunt. Also if u want to go to bars clubs and shit I can tell you some decent ones but it is fairly pricey for anything other than wine
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Many europeans tour Oz without issue.
You will be fine.
The only issue I have found with touring europeans is they underestimate the size of Oz
i.e allowing 3 days to get from Perth to Alice Springs. Not gunna happen.
When you arrive in a new area, ask the locals about the hazards, no different to touring New York or Rio etc
Enjoy, go/come and suck up a different world. More to see than Quokkas, what about 3 BILLION year old rocks or undulationing hills that were HIGHER than Mount Everest, millions of years ago? Enjoy
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>>767630991
Tingle bark forest?
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>>767630110
not gonna lie, you probably shouldn't come to perth.
i live in perth, it's fucking boring as all hell.
if what you want to do is see some quokkas, you gotta make sure you have a means to get to rotto, else you're going to see fuck all.
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>>767632201
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-04-17/french-tourists-fined-for-burning-quokka-on-rottnest-island/6402032
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>>767630110
There’s literally fuck all on the western and central side of Aus, your best bet is to visit QLD NSW ACT VIC and TAS which are all on the east side, the rest is dirt and hills of dirt, trust me I’m an Aussie I know
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Perth is a city, you would need to go quite a bit into the outback to run into a lot of wild life.. and then be pretty stupid and unlucky to get bitten by anything.
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