What are the two most interesting things you have ever done?
1. I almost backflipped through the spacetime continuum
2. I always pull up on them crip niggas bc i rep that blood shit, you know what im saying my nigga? i don't fuck with those crip fucks. Always stay strapped with that muthafuckin uzi ready to cap a nigga's ass if he get caught lackin on my side of town. don ever let me catch you wearing anything but that rojo, and if I do, i promise that will be the end of yo stanky ass. I'll put three more holes in yo anus and bust yo head off with my mf sawed off shotgun. don't fuck with my niggas bc we got niggas everywhere. we gon pull up on yo ass anywhere you go. Don fuck with me either cuz if you do, them gangmembers finna bust a nut deep inside your daughter's tight pussy but shoot the fuck outta that uterus when they finished. they finna tie up yo wife and beat her unconscious only to cut off her limbs and make dinner but use the torso as a fleshlight. we the hardest niggas that ever existed and we will not hesitate to gun yo soft ass down.
you deserve a (You), now please take a break from the internet for the night
1. Cowboy camped on a huge red ant colony and got eaten alive yet somehow slept really well once I blocked out the pain..
2. Ran about 30 kilometers in one go to get home after a bipolar/manic night of drugs and drinking.
3. Realised I was clearly bipolar and started taking care of myself and bettered my life.
Hey good job anon I also have done batshit crazy things because bi-polar.
I'm trying to better myself now. A therapist to start. Stopped drinking until my deep seated self hatred is healed or possibly forever. Any advice my /b/ro?
1. Wrecked a motorcycle going around a turn at about 70mph and was able to walk away with a scraped chin and bruised chest.
2. Lived out porn scenarios. Fucked my roommate, my boss, best friend, friends girl and exs new bfs cousin while my buddy fucked the new bfs sister in the next room.
1. Hung out after a concert with Dimebag Darrell & Scott Ian and got shitfaced
2. Nikki from Rockbitch
>> Gets trips
1. Took a solo trip to San Francisco, stayed in hostels, met a bunch of cool people every night and had a blast.
2. Met the singer Ronnie Radke in Hollywood circa 2011 one night, befriended him and got drunk. He game me his phone number at the end of the night. One of the guys in his posse "welcomed" me to their crew, even though I never hung out with them again.
So those were pretty cool, but obviously no one on the internet believes that last one cause everyone on the internet is clearly some neckbeard, so yeah
INB4 getting shit talked about caring about Ronnie Radke in the first place lol
Honestly Celexa. (Citalopram) etc.
Slowed down my brain so I could think clearly.
It can take years of trying diferent stuff but it's all about being mindful of yourself/actions etc
I really got into startrek and the vulcans (whole dam race of bi polar practicing mindfulness )
I realised I was a really bad person and did a bunch of stuff to fix it and build character etc
Also weed+manic= cyclic vomiting syndrome...took me 3 trips to the ER to figure that out
1. Would hallucinate almost weekly, seeing all sorts of shit. From opening my front door because I thought it was a fridge that somebody put there only to see my sister inside drowning in the sea, to wasps coming in to my room despite my window being closed
2. I started a heirarchy of gays with their titles in college, despite being straight and most of the people I gave the titles to were straight, but for some reason gay people would approach them for advice
>Got tested for IQ by mensa and scored 135.
wrote a science fiction novel with a snarky robot with big tits, intended to be played by Christina Hendricks if it ever got made into a film.
pestered Reverend Ivan Stang of the Church of the Subgenius until he agreed to publish it.
You apply for it on their website, then go to one of their premises along with 50 other insecure fags and do one of their IQ tests. Wait 3-5 weeks and they'll send your result by mail.
The one I did took 30 minutes (+15 because they wanted to make sure everyone understood what was going to happen/how you were going to answer).
You get 60 different questions, all consisting of 8 shapes, followed by a blank. You're suposed to pick what the 9th shape is in the pattern. That's it.
The hard part is you don't really have the time to think about it, since it's 30 seconds per question. That means unless you're very good at recognicing patterns, there's no way you'll be able to complete it on time, hence why it's a good indication of IQ.
You'd be surprised at how many invalids there are.
I introduced the concept of vascular homogeneity in superior mesenteric and splenic veins to the Orinoco Yanomami tribal medicine men and ghostwrote the lyrics to Kanye's Lift Yourself.
Performed live stand up as a 15 year old in the New Zealand Comedy Festival in front of 300+ people
Immigrated halfway across the world at the age of (just turned) 12 from England to (obviously) New Zealand
1. sold meth for 3 years
2. that life led to other crimes, drive bys, home invasion, auto theft, you name it...
3.went to prison in colorado for said crimes lol
4. Crazy shit ive seen with my own eyes include, a man getting shot in the head in broad daylight, and a child getting shot with a shotgun during a home invasion... fucking asians are crazy...
I have pics
Yes, I have an interesting life
Ohh come on.
How should I know that the god damn giant iron cross is only mounted with one fucking bolt and is build like a pendulum because back im the 14th century they were swinging giant shit around for what ever reason.
>nearly died multiple times doing dumb speeds/stunts on motorcycles on the road, worst i got was stitches and a swole head.
im boring as fuck, i dont even have friends any more........
1 Started a fire behind an abandoned house that was being renovated. People saw the smoke before we were gone and ended up having to run from the sirens.
2. Spent a year bumming around Long Island. Bouncing from one place to the next with friends as we did a shit ton of drugs.
1. was in a 1% MC for a year and a half till i got strung out on dope and lost everything
2. got my shit together then taught myself to play the Hammond Organ and started a duo with a 20 year exp heavy metal drummer.
I've done some miracles; wouldn't care to relay them.
Pretty sure I was taken advantage of by my second grade teacher and she was pretty; can't really remember it but do remember feeling an intensity vanishing in my kundalini, definately blacked out the memory
Published my scientific research, my research got the cover of the last journal I was in and even got to design the cover
used to homebrew and have won medals for 3/3 beers I have entered into local homebrewing competitions. No golds but two silvers and a bronze after only brewing for a couple years is cool
I contributed to his campaign and got to fuck his daughter. The ugly one, not Ivanka. But we had to watch the sex show where Bannon fucked Melania. That was just wrong. You wanna lose weight, watch that little song and dance. That was the ugliness of humanity incarnate. Steve doing what Steve Does in his Steve Way and then the cold indifference of an eastern european whore. You don't come out of that show the same person, I'll tell you that much.
>anything interesting happens ever
its subjective and a thought that does not matter just like everything else in this world.
how about instead of labeling and judging you just live you life the the fullest.
- I managed to get outta the friendzone
- Ate my crush's asshole
>how was it?
Interesting. :-) Didn't exactly accord with my fantasies, of course, but it was worth it and who is in BDSM, I recommend a visit. Spanking in bonds, CBT, fisting, than spanking again. And at the end a coffee and a nice conversation with her.
Invented the little things on the end of shoe laces. Before, >>767646181 had to push them through with a pin.
Intimidated an emu by pretending to be a bigger emu, after it attacked a child who was pretending to be a smaller emu.
I don't know, that's a tough one. Here's just a few things in no particular order:
>Was hit by a truck when I was 16 while riding my motorcycle to work
Saw a man get hit by a truck while riding his bicycle and perform first aid until the EMTs got there
>Bought and sold drugs to a middle schooler (weed, hydro, xanny, Vyvanse, addy, Molly, that sorta thing)
>Jumped half ton truck over some railroad tracks
>Had several mff threesomes
>Jerked off for 14 hours straight (I couldn't cum due to antidepressants but I was determined due to Adderall)
>Was Pall Bearer at my grandfather's funeral
I guess that's about it. Nothing even that exciting.
1. Got to throw a live grenade
2. Met johnny cash before he died
Good afternoon, Mr. Bollea!!!