What are the two most interesting things you have ever done?
>>767623364
1. Got ran over by a car. Walked away without a scratch.
2. nothing
>>767623364
Made an assassins creed video in venice, opend a kung fu school.
1. Ate Taco Bell without fire shits
2. These dubs
>>767624222
Almost but no, kys
>>767623364
1.Got 99/100 in Sanskrit and could never speak it
2.Nothing
>>767624222
HOOOOLLYYY SHITTT
>>767623364
I fucked a sheep once
Forded a river that over took a Texas high way in a car
Died once
1. Saved a man from drowning
2. Fucked my childhood crush
>>767623364
toured the whitehouse
destroyed a popular website
1. I almost backflipped through the spacetime continuum
2. I always pull up on them crip niggas bc i rep that blood shit, you know what im saying my nigga? i don't fuck with those crip fucks. Always stay strapped with that muthafuckin uzi ready to cap a nigga's ass if he get caught lackin on my side of town. don ever let me catch you wearing anything but that rojo, and if I do, i promise that will be the end of yo stanky ass. I'll put three more holes in yo anus and bust yo head off with my mf sawed off shotgun. don't fuck with my niggas bc we got niggas everywhere. we gon pull up on yo ass anywhere you go. Don fuck with me either cuz if you do, them gangmembers finna bust a nut deep inside your daughter's tight pussy but shoot the fuck outta that uterus when they finished. they finna tie up yo wife and beat her unconscious only to cut off her limbs and make dinner but use the torso as a fleshlight. we the hardest niggas that ever existed and we will not hesitate to gun yo soft ass down.
>>767624769
me too
>>767623364
1. Passed a cop going 95mph in 55mph zone and the cop either didn’t notice or didn’t care
2. Beat off at school
>>767624769
you deserve a (You), now please take a break from the internet for the night
>>767625052
nah
>>767624629
which....popular website?
1. Fucked the leadsinger of my favorite band
2. Did cpr on someone and saved his life
>>767623364
1. Had a robotic implant inserted to replace one of my vertebrae
2. Managed a multibillion dollar top secret military engineering facility
>>767624222
>1. Ate Taco Bell without fire shits
Well now you're just lying.
>>767623364
i pulled outa my girl just in time before the big labowski erupted. greatest fuck of my life.
>>767624222
noice
1. Cowboy camped on a huge red ant colony and got eaten alive yet somehow slept really well once I blocked out the pain..
2. Ran about 30 kilometers in one go to get home after a bipolar/manic night of drugs and drinking.
3. Realised I was clearly bipolar and started taking care of myself and bettered my life.
>>767623364
Moved to Alaska, joined a cult
Took a train to New York City where I spent over a year homeless and had a spiritual rebirth
>>767623364
1. Kissed my first love when we were teenagers
2. Visited a dominatrix
>>767623364
1. Your mom
2. Your dad
>>767623364
Smoked weed
Played vidya
>>767626205
Hey good job anon I also have done batshit crazy things because bi-polar.
I'm trying to better myself now. A therapist to start. Stopped drinking until my deep seated self hatred is healed or possibly forever. Any advice my /b/ro?
>>767623364
Climbed Nanga Parbat
Declared bankruptcy in my 20s
1. Wrecked a motorcycle going around a turn at about 70mph and was able to walk away with a scraped chin and bruised chest.
2. Lived out porn scenarios. Fucked my roommate, my boss, best friend, friends girl and exs new bfs cousin while my buddy fucked the new bfs sister in the next room.
>>767626409
>2. Visited a dominatrix
how was it?
>>767628536
>Declared bankruptcy in my 20s
why?
1. Hung out after a concert with Dimebag Darrell & Scott Ian and got shitfaced
2. Nikki from Rockbitch
Pic related
>>767624222
Says:
>>These dubs
>> Gets trips
>> ?
>> Profit!
>>767624369
Albanian detected
>>767624594
2nd goooooooood boy you'll go to heaven
1. Took a solo trip to San Francisco, stayed in hostels, met a bunch of cool people every night and had a blast.
2. Met the singer Ronnie Radke in Hollywood circa 2011 one night, befriended him and got drunk. He game me his phone number at the end of the night. One of the guys in his posse "welcomed" me to their crew, even though I never hung out with them again.
So those were pretty cool, but obviously no one on the internet believes that last one cause everyone on the internet is clearly some neckbeard, so yeah
INB4 getting shit talked about caring about Ronnie Radke in the first place lol
>>767627444
Honestly Celexa. (Citalopram) etc.
Slowed down my brain so I could think clearly.
It can take years of trying diferent stuff but it's all about being mindful of yourself/actions etc
I really got into startrek and the vulcans (whole dam race of bi polar practicing mindfulness )
I realised I was a really bad person and did a bunch of stuff to fix it and build character etc
Also weed+manic= cyclic vomiting syndrome...took me 3 trips to the ER to figure that out
>>767623364
you wont believe me.
>I got raped
>Hung out with homeless junkies in a homeless camp
Separate incidents of course
>>767624941
Oh right, I jacked off while driving on the freeway to pick up my gf while watching porn, thanks for reminding me
1. Would hallucinate almost weekly, seeing all sorts of shit. From opening my front door because I thought it was a fridge that somebody put there only to see my sister inside drowning in the sea, to wasps coming in to my room despite my window being closed
2. I started a heirarchy of gays with their titles in college, despite being straight and most of the people I gave the titles to were straight, but for some reason gay people would approach them for advice
>>767625421
What band
>>767623364
1. Got tested for IQ by mensa and scored 135. Never dared to tell anyone about it because i'd be labled a fucking loser by my own family
2. Saw a guy die once / nothing
>>767629659
>>767629735
Also my friend from highschool died in my car, pretty gay
>>767629798
>Got tested for IQ by mensa and scored 135.
same.
>>767629902
Sweet, we're both equally autistic
>>767630041
>we're both equally autistic
>>767623364
wrote a science fiction novel with a snarky robot with big tits, intended to be played by Christina Hendricks if it ever got made into a film.
pestered Reverend Ivan Stang of the Church of the Subgenius until he agreed to publish it.
>>767629902
>mensa
How do I test my IQ? from mensa
1. I broke my right arm 3 times in 2 months
2. I once snuck into my aunts horse stable and jerked off her stallion while smelling its shit
>>767629476
Go on
>>767630288
You apply for it on their website, then go to one of their premises along with 50 other insecure fags and do one of their IQ tests. Wait 3-5 weeks and they'll send your result by mail.
>>767630346
You've lived a good life anon
>>767623364
I need to breed her
>>767629902
Is the Mensa IQ test free?
https://www.mensaiqtest.net/
>>767630463
no. you have to pay.
>>767630346
>>767630515
So they already know you have a low IQ
>>767630539
>>767630372
How long does the test take?
>>767630571
touche.
>>767630515
How much is it? Is it worth it? should I find a free test? I just want to know what my IQ is not try to get into their club
>>767630372
if you can't work this out you don't get to be in Mensa
>>767630578
The one I did took 30 minutes (+15 because they wanted to make sure everyone understood what was going to happen/how you were going to answer).
You get 60 different questions, all consisting of 8 shapes, followed by a blank. You're suposed to pick what the 9th shape is in the pattern. That's it.
The hard part is you don't really have the time to think about it, since it's 30 seconds per question. That means unless you're very good at recognicing patterns, there's no way you'll be able to complete it on time, hence why it's a good indication of IQ.
1)Fucked a child.
2)Destroyed a church worth billions of euros.
>>767630700
You'd be surprised at how many invalids there are.
>>767623364
1 - Your mom.
2 - Your dad in front of your mom.
>>767623364
climbed a 300' tower crane at night
and I guess scuba diving i dunno
being awake for 3 days high on crystal.
spending my whole youth doing drugs and gaming.
-lifes good
Anyone no a site to test IQ for free?
Lost an erection during a 3way
Survived a bike crash
>>767624369
Kiwi?
>>767624941
I mightve jerked off once at school but i dont really remember if it happened or if it was a dream
>>767625632
Deets?
Jerked off on my girlfriends tits many times
>>767632279
It happened for real
>>767626205
!all in the same night?
>>767630346
Amazing.
>>767623364
I introduced the concept of vascular homogeneity in superior mesenteric and splenic veins to the Orinoco Yanomami tribal medicine men and ghostwrote the lyrics to Kanye's Lift Yourself.
Died. Twice.
Performed live stand up as a 15 year old in the New Zealand Comedy Festival in front of 300+ people
Immigrated halfway across the world at the age of (just turned) 12 from England to (obviously) New Zealand
>>767624369
>>767632718
I feel like this is the same person...
Seriously where is everyone?! Im not even OP and I think it's a good thread
>>767632825
Nah hahaha, sheeps aren't exotic enough for me :p
played guitar hero at a talent show
killed a jew
1.) Tried to kill a cat for meowing
2.) Managed to not kill it
>>767630907
Hopefully you are put to death in a gruesome manner.
>>767629880
Your cock must have been too big for him.
Voice acted for a show I loved
Voice acted for a game I hate
>>767623364
Knew Felice personally before she became "famous", not sure she'd remember me now.
>>767623364
1. sold meth for 3 years
2. that life led to other crimes, drive bys, home invasion, auto theft, you name it...
3.went to prison in colorado for said crimes lol
4. Crazy shit ive seen with my own eyes include, a man getting shot in the head in broad daylight, and a child getting shot with a shotgun during a home invasion... fucking asians are crazy...
I have pics
1:Climbed the 2nd tallest building in London
2:Drank a whole can of pepsi max in 5 seconds and then threw up
>>767624298
Tvam grihkukkurah asi
>>767623364
1. Had 13yo GF when I was 21 2. Made out with and finger banged her 11yo friend
>>767633612
....go on then
1)Played Morrowind
2)Played Morrowind
Yes, I have an interesting life
>>767633449
Go on post em. Better not be gran torino
>>767623364
1. Have played guitar for a reasonably successful heavy rock band. Can't tell you which band, sorry. Anonymous.
2. Endorsed by PRS guitars.
chopped myself in the leg with an axe
seen a man die
>>767633113
Ohh come on.
How should I know that the god damn giant iron cross is only mounted with one fucking bolt and is build like a pendulum because back im the 14th century they were swinging giant shit around for what ever reason.
>>767623364
>nearly died multiple times doing dumb speeds/stunts on motorcycles on the road, worst i got was stitches and a swole head.
>???
im boring as fuck, i dont even have friends any more........
>>767633113
Welcome to 4chan
>>767632222
And got quads.
>>767623364
I'd blow this thread out of the water, but I wouldn't be anonymous anymore.
>>767634797
Then what the fuck was the point of that post, you fucking useless bastard?
1 Started a fire behind an abandoned house that was being renovated. People saw the smoke before we were gone and ended up having to run from the sirens.
2. Spent a year bumming around Long Island. Bouncing from one place to the next with friends as we did a shit ton of drugs.
>>767624334
wow a man won a 10% bet with no stakes I can't believe it I'm losing my mind!
>>767628846
she looks like shes having fun
>>767624449
How did you die? For how long were you dead? Did you experience anything or was it just like passing out?
>>767628536
>Nanga Parbat
Made up a bunch of shit in a datamining thread
>>767623364
whatever it was, it was so memorable I've forgotten
>>767630658
this, see...
>>767630700
I toured with Pink Floyd for a year as a helper to the sound techs.
I painted a mural on the side of a hotel,18 ,meters by 20 meters
>>767623364
1) Fisted a woman's asshole.
2) Rode a train cross country.
>>767623364
1. Climbed to the top of a water tower for shits and giggles in my teens.
2. Tripped while walking with my friend on the road and managed to lose two toenails.
1. was in a 1% MC for a year and a half till i got strung out on dope and lost everything
2. got my shit together then taught myself to play the Hammond Organ and started a duo with a 20 year exp heavy metal drummer.
>>767633612
Please start a thread and tell the whole story in detail.
>>767629798
Would they think you're a loser cause that's high or low?
>>767624594
Was it rape?
>>767623364
1. Moving 1800 miles away from home.
2. BREXIT LOL
>>767633375
Tell me about her.
>>767623364
Moved to a new town and lived with two of my exes for four months
was sexually harassed by a female manager at my first retail job
1. dated a girl whos related to hitler
2. travelled europe
I've done some miracles; wouldn't care to relay them.
Pretty sure I was taken advantage of by my second grade teacher and she was pretty; can't really remember it but do remember feeling an intensity vanishing in my kundalini, definately blacked out the memory
>>767630907
>billions
Sure thing kid
I was part of the team that was charged with rigging the elections where Trump won
I run a very successful import/export bussiness in Moscow
>>767623364
Saved a man's life by doing cpr
Ate out a girl next to her passed out bf, she came, asked me to meet up every week or so after that.
Published my scientific research, my research got the cover of the last journal I was in and even got to design the cover
used to homebrew and have won medals for 3/3 beers I have entered into local homebrewing competitions. No golds but two silvers and a bronze after only brewing for a couple years is cool
>>767623364
got a product made in china which im about to import
backpacking at random hostels in the north west of china/inner mongolia
>>767626637
You are either me and I don't remember or one of my few close mates
>>767623364
I voted for Trump and I had sex with his wife.
>>767634797
cunt. did you really need to post that?
>>767639687
>Published my scientific research, my research got the cover of the last journal I was in and even got to design the cover
That's pretty fucking cool, man. Congratz.
>>767634797
Do it anyway. It's not like anyone would believe you, lol.
>>767623364
Not THE most interesting things, but they're up there.
1. Got to tour the White House on a school trip to DC when I was 13
2. Played at Symphony Hall in Boston 3 times
>>767639748
I contributed to his campaign and got to fuck his daughter. The ugly one, not Ivanka. But we had to watch the sex show where Bannon fucked Melania. That was just wrong. You wanna lose weight, watch that little song and dance. That was the ugliness of humanity incarnate. Steve doing what Steve Does in his Steve Way and then the cold indifference of an eastern european whore. You don't come out of that show the same person, I'll tell you that much.
>>767623364
>anything interesting happens ever
its subjective and a thought that does not matter just like everything else in this world.
how about instead of labeling and judging you just live you life the the fullest.
>>767633272
That's cool, anon. Can you say what show?
>>767629880
Bald bitch
1. Bob-sledding in Riga, Latvia
2.Breaking through on DMT (and a plethora of other intense drug experiences)
>>767639395
same, brother
>>767632222
I also lost my wood during a three way once. We were on acid
>>767637421
Thats sweet. What period did you work them?
>>767639137
Since its one of the oldest churches in my country and they are still reparing it after nearly 10 years my guess is that it is very expensive but okay billions is too much.
>>767643675
1985-1986
Best year of my life
>>767644498
Wow That's amazing.
So you made waters quit?
I'm going to see Roger waters next week so pretty stoked bout that.
>>767623364
Went from homeless to sitting at table and dinning with the creme of european politics. Almost all through bullshitting alone.
>>767645960
There were alaways argumentsbamongstbhim and the rest
Read a book.
Did some exercise.
>>767628846
That girl looks so uncomfortable
I've been to the moon
I invented shoe laces
1. Built a working prosthetic for kids.
2. Hooked up with my hot Indian co-worker last year.
- I managed to get outta the friendzone
- Ate my crush's asshole
A moderate trip on mushrooms in Vondelpark on a pleasant spring day.
Hiked the western breach of Kilimanjaro.
>>767645976
This. This is awesome
>>767634076
Fuck off andrew, you play bass
>>767628823
>how was it?
Interesting. :-) Didn't exactly accord with my fantasies, of course, but it was worth it and who is in BDSM, I recommend a visit. Spanking in bonds, CBT, fisting, than spanking again. And at the end a coffee and a nice conversation with her.
>>767623364
attempt suicide, fyi i failed.
Invented the little things on the end of shoe laces. Before, >>767646181 had to push them through with a pin.
Intimidated an emu by pretending to be a bigger emu, after it attacked a child who was pretending to be a smaller emu.
>>767623364
1: Defecation
2: Urination
>>767646540
>i failed.
I call bullshit. You're a ghost.
>>767623364
I've done ops mum but it wasnt interesting.
>>767623364
I don't know, that's a tough one. Here's just a few things in no particular order:
>Was hit by a truck when I was 16 while riding my motorcycle to work
Saw a man get hit by a truck while riding his bicycle and perform first aid until the EMTs got there
>Bought and sold drugs to a middle schooler (weed, hydro, xanny, Vyvanse, addy, Molly, that sorta thing)
>Jumped half ton truck over some railroad tracks
>Had several mff threesomes
>Jerked off for 14 hours straight (I couldn't cum due to antidepressants but I was determined due to Adderall)
>Was Pall Bearer at my grandfather's funeral
I guess that's about it. Nothing even that exciting.
>>767623364
1. Got to throw a live grenade
2. Met johnny cash before he died
>>767629174
Honestly Falling in Reverse is one of my guilty pleasures. Cool story bro. I believe it because why the fuck not.
1. Lived 23 years without accomplishing anything
2. Read 1.
>>767623364
>kidnapped a millionaire in broad daylight, almost getting a van full of frat boys killed by the police.
>I defied "calories in, calories out" for almost half a year
1. Broke into an insane asylum multiple times
2. Lived as a professional gambler in Las Vegas
>>767629748
A german band, I don't think anyone who's not from germany/austria ever heard of them.
>>767623364
1. Neil Degrasse Tyson
2. Bill Nye
>>767624369
Welsh obviously.
1. Won a bit over $30k on game shows
2. Pissed in Monument Valley
>>767647038
Jelly of both these things, good on you bro
Cat shot off a carrier (yeah it was a COD ride)
Fucked my high school crush for a couple of years 30 years after graduating.
>>767624629
Good afternoon, Mr. Bollea!!!
>>767623364
>Trained cheetahs
>Treked Machu Pichu
>>767638149
Not much of story just did normal stuff.
I had sex once
I almost had sex once
>>767623364
stole my best friends crush and fuck her in his sisters bed with him sleep in the bed room next to us shit was cash
>>767623364
1). Married a girl like in OP’s post
2). Helped her to convert from absolism/atheism to Christianity.
Side note, she still dresses/makeups like that...
>>767646540
Lier! You zombie.
>>767651595
Post pictures of vagene and bobs
